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Jack Corbett

3 years

two years ago I finished a short documentary that got me my internship at NPR. It's about a stuffed polar bear and cowboy poets. I'm going to make another one soon.

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A road trip video made from the safety of my own bedroom.

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insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

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"why don't you drink?" is a lovely question to ask someone who you just met! I'm sure it will lead down a path of relatable and silly stories

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I am a simple man I hear a xylophone and I imagine a skeleton

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i just realized it's called SKIM because that's MILK backwards

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termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table

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crazy friday night , baking tiny loaves of sourdough in my tiny dutch oven

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your honor my client was just trying to free his mind at night

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hunger games but with forbes 30 under 30

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going to marry into wealth so I can afford a one bedroom

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i am going to find the man who invented these floors and End Him.

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Please every one know who you're going to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on September 30th when we enter the new Fiscal Year

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if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

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Enough content creators, now time for content destroyers.

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before phones what did people look at while they were driving

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bottomless mimosas? No thanks ill @keep my pants on

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you guys haven't even seen her best stuff

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my stupid girlfriend acts like her doodles don't fully capture the human soul

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hi Sharks, today I am seeking forgiveness and atonement for my sins

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2 years

for tax purposes, my family is putting me down

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im built different (badly)

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Surfs Up (2007) penguin would kick Happy Feet (2006) penguin's Ass

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nothing is stopping you from putting Forbes 30 under 30 in your bio

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Cars (2006) is so unrealistic because cars can't do that

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leonardo davinci when he turn 25. Leonardo when Im 26 when im Leonarbo when my when he When my birthday

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6 months

wow this flight was so good i want to get a credit card from this plane

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bro low-key the light has gone out in your eye

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2 years

this is my favorite tiktok of all time

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if i were a duck i would be saying "put it on my bill" so much that friends and family become strangers

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my stupid girlfriend acts like her doodles don't fully capture the human soul

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1 year

they should have named one of the kardashians Kermit

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are you gaslighting me for business or for pleasure?

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2 years

no more notes app apologies. apologize in the Clock App

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2 years

i also forgive everybody for taking out loans. People change ❤️

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so quirky that journalists get "scoops" ok Ice cream guy

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1 year

you asked, we listened🙏 we didn't do any thing but we listened <3

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when gas is more expensive , it's because they made it Really good that day

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2 years

it's insane that you can't drink or buy cigarettes until you're 21 but you can listen to elliot smith at age 15. that stuff ruins lives

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2 years

every one in NYC: "i make 6 figures" as if it's a brag. that's not even enough for one short campaign. I have painted Hundreds of mini figures in my Dungeons and Dragons career

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[Guy who is about to see a wardrobe]: A lion AND a witch???? this day can't get any crazier

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dril tweet from 117 years ago

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The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, February 8, 1905

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i ♥️the I♥️NY shirt

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bunch of young kids ran up to me and asked if i'm a mail man (bc tote bag?). i said "no" then they started yelling "stranger danger!". im catching zero W's today

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we need to talk @about how much hate journalists receive

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Happy Labor Day. here is how to unionize a workforce in 4 steps

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"what are your career goals?" just, like, having better posture

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me and my roommate are collabing on paying rent

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we Traveled across the country to Kingston, NY for her birthday to go to the only intersection in America where all four houses were built before the American Revolution. She said She didn't want to do this for her Birthday but once we got there she agreed it is "kind of Cool"

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just found this on the coolest subreddit

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every one's cheating now adays, on their spouse in chess Third Thing

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if paul rudd and rand paul got married one of them would either be Rand Rudd or Paul Paul

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going to stay alone at my mom's house in the middle of the woods for 3 weeks this winter and got this awesome message

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some of u could stand to do this

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1 year

guys am i gonna die

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1 year

hey @hasanthehun why are your videos on my girlfriends for you page

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2 years

ohh they're wearing the d.a.r.e. shirt ironically that's just plain funny

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change (bad posture)

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lmao what do you buy here? Fables ??😭🤣

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you're telling me a Boot cut these jeans?

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my screen time was down this week! rewarding myself with more Screen Time

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they will fire me if no one buys these

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1 year

@BarackObama mr. president you should listen to car seat headrest

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our most watched tiktok of the year. and still my mom doesn't understand how tax brackets work

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im all elbows in a busy trader joe's. im pummeling people. im kicking im murdering

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now that im not verified i will be ending each tweet with a photo of my credentials so you like/believe/trust me -- Jack Corbett

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me ( a snoopy expert): yeah actually this was snoopy's lowest moment ever

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my favorite npr trope is host: "woah, [data point] sounds good, right?" correspondent: "It's not"

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please check in on the Garfields in your life tomorrow. It's a really hard day for them

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going to the farmers market. hope they let me in even though i'm not one of them

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sorry i just don't think we can see eachother im focusing on my BeReals

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miriam webster is such a beautiful name for a Dictionary

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fight for fifteen started 10 years ago. for it to keep up w/ inflation it would now need to be fight for nineteen dollars and 36 cents which is not alliterative

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they should make those backup cameras for the front of cars so I know where im going

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ya gotta spend money to make money [whispering to myself while buying the second cheapest carton of eggs]

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reading Lolita on the train and shaking my head so every one knows it's not my favorite Nabokov

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Variety

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James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.

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1 year

at npr headquarters everyone says "good morning edition" to eachother instead of hi. these people are so weird

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a New York 10 is a 7 in L.A. and a Paris 5 is a London 4. it's called Time Zones and they're really neat, check them out!

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2 years

audience engagement? no i'd never marry a fan

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'hookup culture' is when i give my friends some sourdough starter

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microeconomics is about little tiny baby dollars. little small dollar bills that aren't bigger than your thumbnail

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2 years

repeating same story bf forgetful gf

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i drank some of the Dr Bronners milk and now my stomach feels weird

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1 year

tonight in succession I believe Kendall will become CEO, patch things up with his family and go on a Vacation to Florence. He will look up across the cafe and see LOGAN ROY, who faked his death, smile at him. They won't speak, and then Tom will die suddenly (killed by greg)

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best Ever snap chat story