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Fuck pants. You can win a woman’s heart by offering her cheese. Cat Pervert. “Stupidity is a talent for misconception.”- Poe

Blue in Texas
Joined July 2013
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Hey everyone! My dog Molly tore her CCL this week. Unfortunately the only treatment is surgery, which we can’t fully afford. We don’t want her to lose full use of her leg so I’m asking for help. Please, if you can, donate and/or share & thank you so much!
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@GamerGuyW @BrandonLBradfor When I was 16 I dated a 26 year old. We broke up when I turned 18, and then I went to college. By the age of 19 I could see how truly sick it was of him to court me. When I turned 26 I couldn’t fathom being attracted to a 16 year old.
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@KatyMontgomerie The other day I had some woman literally arguing that “cis” doesn’t exist as a word, ergo she refuses to be referred to as a cis woman. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m not surprised that the group which hates basic pronouns and adjectives isn’t good with etymology.
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@Persephiroth Beautiful story, but gotta love how I saw it because Twitter thinks I care about donuts. 😂
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@ZTPetrizzo Lmfao! I remember reading that they were all so paranoid and enveloped in conspiracy theories that their chats on Reddit and Gab were full of people saying “Don’t go, it’s a false flag operation!” They’ve Q’d themselves into inactivity. 😂
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@ask_aubry What, and she hasn’t worked hard (even harder) to be in her position? OP is living proof that women have to constantly deal with deliberate sexual harassment. If the OP was so concerned about patient safety, he shouldn’t have tried to make his colleague break down.
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@Ansleigh_mma @Riley_Gaines_ @joerogan @Martina @icons_women @ReduxxMag @Lea_Christina4 @JaydenScrappy @DSgear Would you have beaten her double extra if you had extra preparation time or something? How do you take a video of yourself winning and turn it into being victimized by unfair advantage???
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@daveybigbucks @Dreadful4Tymes This is the moment I realized my son was transgender, gay, Democrat, and a communist.
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@johnnyhow @OhNoSheTwitnt @Scott_Gilmore There has never been a scientific consensus on what defines human life or when it begins. There is no consensus that a fetus, especially one smaller than a strawberry (when most pregnancies are terminated) is a defined human life with rights separate from the mother.
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@yogioabs Translation: this guy definitely sexually assaults women, especially if they get drunk.
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@ZaxxonGalaxian @theeashleyray His list of nicknames is some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen. I’m partial to Alexander Scamilton. 😂
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@murray_nyc @Acyn I’ll never understand how Ted Cruz keeps getting elected. I live in Texas, I’ve lived here 40 out of my 42 years of life. I know plenty of conservatives and republicans, along with my liberal friends, and NOBODY likes Ted Cruz. It baffles me that he’s still in office.
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@Unf_Freckles @katiedimartin I understood it was a joke, really, I wasn’t totally fooled, I wasn’t owned, if I keep saying hours later that I know it was a joke everyone will believe me, I can absolutely point to REAL examples of this happening but I don’t want to right now, guys I swear I knew it was satire
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@KatyMontgomerie “Drag queens can’t play dress up because it will ruin our children but child marriage is totally fine” is a stance that I can’t ever hope to understand.
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@thommcveigh @nomoreevictions I’m a fan of the guy who said landlords will either bring things into compliance and raise rent, or take the units off the market entirely. Because yeah, landlords love sitting on, and paying mortgage/taxes on, totally empty rental units.
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@elsiebums @TheRealHoarse @JarrettStepman He posted a pic of a postcard that wasn’t a ballot. He even said in his caption for the pic that his ballot hadn’t been mailed out yet. Fact check yourself. 🙄
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@LucyLipiner It MIGHT have sounded sincere if he hadn’t brought up his attorneys. What can his attorneys do? Why would they be relevant? All he had to say is “I’m not sure why you are blocked, maybe someone on my social media team made a mistake, I just unblocked you.” It’s THAT easy.
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@Anatya77 @PuestoLoco @KarenBlumentha1 @TimOBrien We should also remember that Melania was a birther too. She was part of the “anonymous sources tell me Obama’s birth certificate is fake” clan.
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@ask_aubry I read this to my husband, who gasped and asked how the dude is still alive. 😂
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@DrChronology Her account went private. I guess she could dish it out when trying to vilify a working mom, but couldn’t take it when the internet decided SHE was the real villain of the story. On the plus side, I’ve seen soooo many tweets to Amazon supporting the working mom.
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@ask_aubry HOW DARE THIS WOMAN HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE BUT ME?! Yeah, I didn’t know she had a boyfriend. I didn’t know her well enough to know or ask this basic information about her relationship status, even though I had the audacity to think she owed me a relationship.
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Local sign today 😂 #PaxtonTrial
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@KatyMontgomerie I very legitimately do NOT understand this TERF logic. For the most part, in society, nobody cares if you are a lesbian. But look around at how much open hate transgender people get, non stop. If this was a choice, why “choose” the option that is the least accepted in society?
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@BadMedicalTakes They also happen all at once, which is what caused the flooding.
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@Tumutguru @goldengateblond Decent? Obama?! Clearly you haven’t heard about that scandalous time he wore a tan suit. #doyourresearch
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@jim_pennington @HoarseWisperer @realDonaldTrump Plus look who’s in the photo. CLEARLY this wasn’t today.
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@DevinCow @JulieNBCNews It’s baffling that his supporters still somehow think that Trump cares about them. He clearly DGAF what happens to them after they serve their purpose of feeding his massive ego with Dear Leader chanting. One time could be chalked up to a mistake. Three times in a week though?
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@ask_aubry Toss him in the trash. First off, at age 4 they DO remember, and it matters, and she’s wonderful for not wanting to split them. Second, I wouldn’t want to raise a son or a daughter with anyone so completely misogynistic that flat out states he hates girls, period.
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@liz_churchill8 Oh, you’re so brave, so inspiring. I too am willing to forgo medical care or being with loved ones in a hospital because I can’t wear a paper mask for a short period of time. Never mind masking in hospitals and clinics was fairly common even before Covid, and nobody cared… 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@authoritees @kentfischer @RawStory @BetoORourke I’m in Fort Worth and my hair is dyed, I had tofu in my miso soup, and someone opposed to silicone has never seen Texas boobs. #BetoForTexas
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@notcapnamerica I once ordered paper towels and got a jumbo sized box of kitty litter instead. I REALLY wanted to know what his thought process was on that one.
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@emmy_zje Yup. They slide so easily from “we shouldn’t enforce society’s idea of gender norm appearances” into “we can always tell if someone is trans” or “most don’t pass.”
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@JetDoc87 @rgay Not following directions isn’t a death penalty!! JFC what is wrong with people like you, who think that ignoring an order means you deserve to get shot in the back multiple times?
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@magajcs @InternetH0F Paying it off “honorably”- whatever that means- doesn’t mean you didn’t pay a ridiculous amount of interest in a financial contract that you were expected to fully understand at the age of 17 or 18.
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@ask_aubry Look. I know firsthand how breastfeeding can be really difficult and frustrating. That said, if “A” isn’t even making an effort, her own supply is sure to dry up. Fine, if she’s planning on using formula or donor milk. She is not entitled to OP’s milk, however. No way.
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@PhilNolan3D @andreapitzer Ah, so if people wearing camo gear, without visible LEO markings, pull up suddenly in a minivan and toss you in, without identifying who they are or why you’re being taken, you should just comply? That sounds sane.
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@ask_aubry It’s stories like this that make “Not all men” one of the most impotent statements ever. People filmed a rape and laughed about it. They didn’t stop it. They were completely complicit even if they didn’t technically penetrate anyone.
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@notcapnamerica My son hit the typical milestone ages, then started regressing and said nearly nothing for a year. He was diagnosed with autism. He also got vaccinated around that time. You know why I don’t think vaccines caused his autism? Because I know correlation ≠ causation. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@kilday_morgan This could be my husband, for real!!! He’s tall and lanky and for some reason a very good dancer. 😂
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@jsatz23 @RosieGray He read a book or two. He just needs to finish googling symptoms on WebMD and he’ll be expert enough for this administration.
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@bubspapaw @ada_lluch Lmao ok, what non woke beer do you think you’ll drink now?
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@ask_aubry “Long story short” is doing A LOT of heavy lifting in his account. You don’t go from “harmless joke she laughed at” to “about to be expelled” without some significant substance in that “long story short” line.
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@jw_pincus @Hayes77519 @HechtBread @AIPAC Fine. I don’t think billions of our tax dollars should be used to support a nation that refuses entry to our elected representatives. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@BadMedicalTakes People who know nothing about pregnancy need to stop weighing in on pregnancy. Bless his heart.
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@KimKimmmmay @SloaneFragment 100% accurate in every way. I remember when my arms grew out 5 extra feet and I could feel the fetus kicking my kneecaps when I was pregnant. Wild times.
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@LilySimpson1312 I don’t have a cervix and I don’t menstruate. I feel super validated by this tweet.
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I don’t wake up and reach for twitter instead of my wife. #HowObamaMadeMelaniaSmile
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@Soil1s4Future @ask_aubry Be honest.. you made this comment KNOWING everyone would think you’re terrible, right?
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@Redpainter1 @CrispinBurke @patriottakes I suspect he’ll be arrested soon. Right wing social media was super helpful in giving out his information so people could praise him. Idiots. 😂
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@Harrvz_ @EasterKlay @FinesseEness Posing? She’s standing, bro. How do you stand that’s more “normal”?
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@EnigMajicc @CapeHatterasNPS “Most people on Twitter don’t send tweets like this” is my new goal for tweets. 😂
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@Kokomothegreat @mmpadellan Me too. How the GOP can even pretend to call themselves the party of Law and Order, all while voting for a convicted criminal and open racist, is beyond me.
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@BadMedicalTakes It’s extra disappointing when women don’t know how women function.
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@ask_aubry 100% chance this was written by an 11 year old aspiring edge lord. “Wieners rule, girls are gross, I have a Big D.”
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@Wojtaszek0114 @ida_skibenes Autism mom here. Dibs on the one on the far right.
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@Uneuclid @brokeymcpoverty I think the person who thinks there are legitimate “sides” to the issue of police killing unarmed black people at alarmingly disproportional rates looks the worst of all.
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@SuzanneSanders @mrsbriggle I’m in Texas too, my child has autism, isn’t transgender, but we’ve also been unnecessarily targeted and scared by the very same first responders that are supposed to help you, not hurt you. Texas fosters an environment where you get scared to ask for help if your kids are…
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@AnnGordo2 @ask_aubry This all day long. If she said no, you raped her. If she said stop, you raped her. If she’s crying and begging in pain and you don’t GAF because you want to cum, you’re a horrible person who is also raping her.
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@TPointUK @kirstyy199 Yeah, keep posting stuff like this. You’ll definitely convince the average person living paycheck to paycheck that you have their best interests in mind.
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@JDmillennial1 @PuestoLoco @SenSanders And yet he lost the primaries by 3.5 million votes. Large rallies clearly don’t translate into votes. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@AllisonRFloyd I’m so sorry this happened to you! It’s happened to me too. There are far far too many men out there driving vehicles who decide it’s a perfect time to mix an entitled sense of victimhood (wah, she cut me off!) and toxic masculinity (must show dominance on the road).
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@GamerGuyW @BrandonLBradfor Yeah, and it wasn’t until years later that I was able to identify how much he manipulated and groomed and gaslit me. Sick dude, and his mom condoned the whole thing! 🤬
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@bombayflash90 @NATOSource @Julie_C_Smith @realDonaldTrump He thinks data is that weird guy from Star Trek, who he doesn’t really understand but likes him because he’s a super white bot.
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@millfs_ @666_vadervee @b4duizm I once got a single Valium and some Advil for getting my cervix, vagina, and part of my uterus biopsied, but that was in the late 90s, when I also got 50 oxys for having my wisdom teeth out, to give you some idea of how little gynecologists regard pain.
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@NicoleDuider @tonyposnanski Now I want him to pick a screaming fainting goat, just because it would be a fair match for Mike Pence during the VP debate.
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@chris_notcapn Ugh no. This turns me on:
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@ask_aubry NO WORDS
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@NeilMunroDC @umairagri @TheToddSchulte Might we ever learn why you are terrible? I mean, besides willingly working for a rag that makes Fox News look credible?
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@Temocracy17 Dear Sister, We took up position outside of Target, once we heard the enemy abandoned Walmart, but we forgot they avoid places where people can pee without showing ID. Orders to move the regiment to K-Mart are coming forthwith. #Secondcivalwarletters
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@BadMedicalTakes “A good vagine creates a very decent and subtle sound” is going on my wall of inspirational quotes.
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@YangOrRobots @Layogenic @Awesomenezz Counterpoint: using your own interpretation of religion to initimidate, harass, or shame women who are getting personal and legally protected healthcare is just wrong.
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@QueenofSpain @KeithOlbermann This reminds me of all the commentary about Serena Williams and her behavior on the tennis court- the endless commentary and putting her down and calling her trash- for occasionally acting how men in sports act regularly. 😑
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@SaturnEyeof @thor_benson Sorry the fascists aren’t limiting the fascism to the group that you think deserves fascism. That’s a hallmark of fascism.
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@Vladdiefan @littleamers @ProfessaJay “This doesn’t happen to me!” - uh, yeah, that’s kind of the point, white people. 😏 I moved to a very white and conservative area in TX a few years back and voting is quick and easy. When I voted in Austin or San Antonio- much more liberal and diverse areas- it was terrible.
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@daralynn13 That is so bizarre. They’re the ones who said “it’s not about watching, it’s about being within earshot”, so your question of “what noise?” is perfectly valid and on topic. $20 says that’s a guy who thinks there is a “whoosh and pop” sound that comes with tampon removal. 😂
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@GregOstravich @phattonez @BrentJCCherry @LilaGraceRose Diabetics use insulin to manage their blood sugar and insulin levels, but taking insulin doesn’t cure diabetes. So hey, by this guy’s logic, why bother?🤷🏽‍♀️
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@Twentiethmaine @Mozzy140st @SIfill_ Perfect. I’ve lost count of how many “How This Raid Spells Trouble for the Democrats” themed commentary I’ve seen over the last 48 hours. There are also far too many stories framing this as “Trump is a victim of a politicized DOJ”, instead of “Gee, maybe Trump’s in deep 💩.”
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@OhNoSheTwitnt This is the most accurate and depressing tweet ever, coupled with the reminder that the GOP thinks that universal health care is tyranny but dozens of dead children are the price we pay for “freedom.”
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@ask_aubry Oh good! Now instead of saying I eat too much cheese, I can simply explain I’m having too much sex. Thanks, Guy Who Definitely Understands Basic Anatomy and Biology
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@muffinmannn_ @jordynbzim The fact that nearly 70 people liked this tweet is as disturbing as the ignorance in it.
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@baptized_by @YWNReporter @HeidiOCanada We’re making jokes about how a simple door confounded a soldier. The only thing dead in this video is the guy’s pride.
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@punished_cait How could they just LET an adult woman make her own choices about her body?!? OUTRAGEOUS! (sadly, I know this is still a reality with women IRL, but the fact this guy said it with his whole chest is telling enough)
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@KatyMontgomerie “My family has given me every reason in the world to be scared of them if I reveal who I really am.” -queer children “Do it. Also, we’re just trying to protect children.” - GC
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@sheologian I’m REALLY bothered by the number of people commenting in the OP about how this is somehow the child’s fault. The only thing I really gather from that short clip is mom shoved a young child’s face into his birthday cake. Full stop wrong.
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@IsicaLynn How many different ways has Red Rose Twitter said “we don’t think Black people know how to think for themselves”?
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@AllisonRFloyd ...speeding WAY over the posted limit. I was literally terrified and begging him to stop the car and just let me out, yes, on the highway. He wouldn’t stop and just kept laughing and playing with our lives until we reached our destination. And that’s why he’s a former friend.
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@SuzanneSanders @mrsbriggle …considered “different” in any way by the state. My friend, also in TX, has a transgender son and she’s experienced absolute betrayal by medical professionals who were supposed to help, but ended up making a difficult situation even more traumatic. It sucks here.
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@ask_aubry Anyhow, I hope she sees that post and goes straight to HR with it, given the specific info. He’s admitted to breaking the law and creating a hostile work environment and affecting patient safety, and the liability is on him and his disgusting male colleagues.
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@thinkimreal Tulsi is out of a job at the end of the year and Kamala is still a senator, and now she’s on the 2020 ticket. “Destroyed her political career” only applies to one of these women, and it isn’t Kamala.
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@AllisonRFloyd @TheBrometheus My fetus can recite Beowulf in the original old English but I mean your kid is ok too. You send him to public school, I assume?
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@OhNoSheTwitnt I still resent that the GOP thinks a cluster of cells the size of a pea should have a personhood that outweighs my own personhood, and as such, that pea has more rights to my body than I do.
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@KatyMontgomerie I just shook my head at the number of people who were like “you can’t prove they are Nazis”. I mean, at the very least say “yes they are Nazis and they need to step off.” When you find yourself defending neonazis then you need to rethink your positions in life.
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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Lol, so your story is that “collusion isn’t a crime when my son does it, but it’s definitely a crime when I think Hillary did it”???
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