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@kilday_morgan

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@kilday_morgan
Pizza delivery is NOT a human right
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Don't you dare blame Democrats today. You didn't give them a governing majority. This is on the people who didn't vote in 2010, 2014 and 2016.
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Men think women want dudes who are beefcakes who live at the gym and make 8 figures. What women actually want:
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Sooooo many people are complaining about owing taxes this year. This is why:
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If you're mad because people who have been paying on their student loans for 20 years are finally having them forgiven, I need you to understand that those people have probably paid back the amount they borrowed twice over because of the interest. Stop being miserable.
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I don't care about Maddy's sexual orientation but if he's having an affair with a staff member he should be held to the same standards as Katie Hill.
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Hillary just warned everyone that crypto currency is going to provide an "escape hatch" for Putin. The multiple crypto companies have so far refused to cut off funding to Russia. I hope someone is paying attention to her warnings this time.
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So Joe Biden's other dog is also being accused of biting secret service? Y'all made him get rid of the first dog because of this. And comander was a puppy who went to obedience training. It's a secret service problem. Obviously.
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Who's going to tell her?
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Since my hysterectomy has rendered me a man I am now part of the most privileged demographic on earth. I feel drunk with power. What should I do first?
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@tify330 Paris Texas 🤔
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Y'all really need to ban Kelly Clarkson from doing covers of your songs because...
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This little shit weasel is only 47.
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A timeline cleanse. You're welcome.
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I don't understand. I never will.
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The end 😂
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@73RDARM Babe, that man is married to a woman. Go look at the tiktok. She adores him. Stop being jealous and bitter.
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@DrVirgo1981 "Voting doesn't affect me" 🙃🫠
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How did people grow up thinking this was normal... ma'am, this was NOT normal.
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But, it's not a "sport".
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How many times did you watch this? Yes.
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Someone explain to me why Gen z gets it, but millennials are still arguing with us about voting for democrats?
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Listen to Lawrence, not Jon Stewart.
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. @Lawrence : Biden on his worst day is better than Trump on his best day
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Wait til the end...
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I was just called Blue Maga because I said I hate Susan Sarandon. 🤷‍♀️
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Joe Biden and the DNC: we want South Carolina to go first. NH: You can't do that. Our state constitution says we are first. Joe Biden: okay you can leave me off the ballot. NH: Fine! We will, and you'll be sorry. *Joe Biden wins the primary on a write-in campaign*
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Look, I'm pissed off too but what I'm not going to do is blame Democrats, the President or tell people not to vote. That's what got us into this mess in the first place.
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To everyone who's saying, "she votes for whoever her dad or husband tells her to." I don't think that's it at all. I think she just buys into the anti-immigrant, anti-Black rhetoric of the republican party. She likes inclusiveness for white people only.
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I know you've seen this in a stitch. Here's the original:
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Wait, I'll get 20k and 5% cap on payments? Well shit. That's a BFD.
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We're all rooting for South Carolina since LSU lost, right?
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It's telling who's praising Jon Stewart and who sees exactly what he's doing. Hint: it's exactly what he did in 2016.
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@myronjclifton "Dangerously good activity"
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Hillary says, "Take all their yachts and their houses."
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Stop shaming women for investing in their hobbies. The VP buying some cookware isn't the same as Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos buying rockets.
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I don't understand why people think that hiring more people at the IRS is a bad thing. Have you ever tried to get someone on the phone? Have you had your return delayed? Why wouldn't you want that fixed?
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@Honeyomine He's married. He looks like he washes the dishes without being asked.
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@maki_raki People making 44k used to pay 17% now they pay 22%
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Lol. That ABC reporter who yelled at the President across the graveyard as he was leaving church deleted his tweet.
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Does anyone else (over 35) become irrationally angry when that country remake of Tracy Chapman's Fast car comes on the radio? It's not an improvement on the original. If you can't improve upon the song, leave it alone. Same goes for movies.
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We learned our lesson when you bashed Hillary and tried to make her unelectable. We tried to reason with you, give you facts, change your mind or just ignore you. Now that you're trying to do it to our VP we're not going to be so nice. So, don't be surprised when Khive comes 4 U.
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Friendly reminder that you can't just skip taxes because you owe.
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Well, now I have to root for the 49ers. Thanks.
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The fact that some people think they only had to vote for Democrats once and everything would be fixed boggles the mind.
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@karywin Omg. I was doing 90s makeup because that's the "in" thing now and I couldn't figure out why it didn't look the same. I forgot to melt my eyeliner first 🤦🏼‍♀️
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I don't know who needs to hear this but DO NOT under any circumstances sign up for an adjustable rate mortgage. I don't care how much you want that house.
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"Honey, I'm going to pray for you to stop being a bigot".
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Nikki Haley says a vote for Biden is a vote for President Harris. Okay, Nikki, okay 👍🏻
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I better not hear a God damn thing about inviting the Iowa team to the Whitehouse.
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Universal Pre-K Is A Big Fucking Deal. And I don't even have kids.
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People are protesting at the Whitehouse. Saying no more war. Okay, Biden isn't sending American troops to war. Go protest Putin.
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You can't just vote once for president and expect one person to fix everything wrong with the country. You have to actively keep pushing and keep voting if you want things to get better.
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He takes his dog running with him. What? What were YOU looking at?
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@_Eric_Reinhart Umm this is a bad graph. Deaths can't go down. Like we can't resurrect people. Of course it's going to go up. This data would be more useful as a bar graph with monthly deaths.
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I hope James Comey has cat hair in every meal he eats for the rest of his life.
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You guys, the speaker pro tem McHenry, wanted Nancy Pelosi's office, so he sent her an email to move her stuff by tomorrow before they changed the locks. She's in California for DiFi's funeral, so majority leader Jeffries staff moved her stuff to a new office. Mutual respect 🥰😭
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When the administration does something shocking or against plan, I try to do some research. There's usually an explanation because of congressional action or, in this case, inaction or legal constraints. I'm sad that more people don't bother to look into things like that.
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1. Walls don’t work 2. President Biden promised he wouldn’t build them 3. Now even harder for voters to distinguish between him & Trump on border/immigration 4. Wasted opportunity to use executive power to actually fix our asylum system instead of impotent political posturing
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Let me get this right, that red headed comedian from Boston is going to vote for trump because Joe Biden doesn't support Isreal enough and some privileged students at Vanderbilt are going to vote for trump because Joe Biden doesn't support hamas?
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Hillary naming the exact kinds of weapons and munitions needed by Ukraine to shoot down Russian planes and disable tanks makes me so angry at the white women who couldn't vote for the most qualified person ever to run for potus.
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I giggled too hard.
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Why isn't Elizabeth "I invented the consumer financial protection bureau" Warren doing anything about the price gouging going on? Does she not have a plan for that?
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I do NOT care about delayed flights or high gas prices when police shot a kid 60 times and Republicans wanted to make a 10 year old give birth.
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You know, if you actually move to Russia the United States can't collect on your student debt and credit scores are meaningless. Hope this helps.
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White women vote to protect their white sons. That's it.
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Ugh. These two young women sat down at the table next to me and one starts telling the other about a trans woman they met and not only did this bitch misgender her, she said she was praying for her. I stopped eating and on my way out stopped at their table and said
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If you can't produce children, you're a man too. What are you going to do with your newfound privilege?
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Raise your hand if you didn't fall for the crypto currency scam. 🙋‍♀️
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@lukebryan Lol. Helping DeSantis campaign was helping disaster victims how exactly? 🤔
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Thanks Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and Secretary Cardona!
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@sickntired_fr Nobody wears Louboutins to the club.
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Aaron Rodgers said one of the reasons he didn't get vaccinated is because he was concerned about fertility. Someone should tell him that Covid-19 causes impotence.
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Nobody is ever finding the body of this man.
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He's just living his best life.
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No, Democrats in the House should NOT vote for any Republican Speaker. None. I don't care if it's Liz Cheney, Fred Upton or Darth Vader. They don't deserve our help undoing what we've accomplished these last 2 years. Stop it. Just stop it.
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Can you still dig the isolated vocals?
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It's not lost on me that our VP is racking up foreign policy experience so that she can become an expert by the time she wins the nomination for president.
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The point is not that German shepherds are reactive or protective or even that they should be confined to the residence. The point is that I don't trust the secret service to protect the president if they're not aware enough to know when the dog is warning them prior to biting.
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So Joe Biden's other dog is also being accused of biting secret service? Y'all made him get rid of the first dog because of this. And comander was a puppy who went to obedience training. It's a secret service problem. Obviously.
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I admire Hillary Clinton's restraint right now. I couldn't not tweet something.
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"But Black women and Hispanic women women get alimony too, why aren't you making fun of THEM?" White women received alimony more often than Black women by almost twice the rate. They received alimony about 2/3s more often than Hispanic women. The people who benefited the most
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Hillary's pantsuits.
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If President Biden doesn't buy me a purebred $5000 puppy and a new electric car I'm not voting 😤
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This video is about me and I don't like it.
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My give a fuck is broken 🤓
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So what's the difference between these guys and the guys in Charlottesville?
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Pro-Gaza crowds are marching towards NYPD headquarters with fire and flames.
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@moreAvoda @_celia_bedelia_ So that physical therapist at mayo clinic lied to me?
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Some of you white women have no respect for the women who came before you and paved the way. You just see them as useless relics to be discarded. You too will be old one day and some younger, less accomplished white woman will usurp you. Good luck with that.
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We fuckin' told you so. Or more accurately Hillary told you so but you had to be a pick me bitch, cool girl and vote for Jill Stein.
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Listen I don't know about you but I love that the Republicans put Rick Scott in charge of the money and he predictably stole it. 🤣
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I want all 5 of those flipable senate seats. All of them.
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Why did Switzerland send that 15 year old?
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Okay now I need to know when y'all stopped getting Easter baskets. I don't remember getting them as a teenager.
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I swear to God if Rashida says some shit about student loan debt in her sotu rebuttal, I will flip some tables.
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Imagine knowing that a bill can fund replacing all the lead pipes in the country and prevent a whole generation of kids from suffering developmental delays from drinking lead tainted water but voting against it because "purity". I can't.
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@notcapnamerica @WitchypooRose She's asking for it because her friends tell her she stinks. This poor child. 😢
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I was thinking I'd order a steak with no veggies and poop at work but I like your ideas better.
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@TheRickWilson I do not give a damn about 2024 because if the Supreme Court decides that state legislatures can override the will of the voters, my vote will be overturned by the republican legislature. Dammit Rick, this is about democracy v autocracy not trump v DeSantis or trump v democrats.
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@lucidleek1 Congrats. They moved you into the next tax bracket by shifting all the brackets down.
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