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3 months

@n_e_rd Nobody cares if a guy in a wheelchair orders Doordash. The original post was definitely just directed at people too lazy to go to the grocery store.

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@n_e_rd How long is this discourse going to go on? If you’re bedridden or in a wheelchair order all the Postmates and Doordash you want.

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1 year

@hangsawoman She’s going to fall for an age appropriate love interest, and he’s going to have some Superbad-esque yuks before college. The parents will be chastised for the ruse, and the final scene will likely be Lawrence apologizing for her part. This won’t be Red Rocket.

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@brianchaley I’m sure Driver was very excited as this is exactly what he signed up for

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1 year

@S_M_MMB @exavierpope he could have just canceled the order instead of being rude to the driver and tweeting about it . . . real weirdo

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1 year

@JFrankensteiner “And then I saw this thing jumping up and down” is incredibly funny, what a legend

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2 months

@neokefka_99 Yeah my nephew told me directly he didn’t like that one “because it was too stylized, like the older Spiderman movies”

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4 months

@okimstillhungry It’s called code switching, look it up. Andrew grew up in an urban environment.

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2 years

@solacecinema love these auteur filmmakers

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2 years

@RussellHFilm King of the snobs

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6 months

@Philip_Ellis Why did he say he didn’t have any money when he had all that cash in his wallet?🤔

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19 days

@Jacob_deNobel Yes a lot of people watched this show. I however was the only person who watched “The Michael Richards Show”

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@mikebattleborn

2 years

@RussellHFilm “He derided pop culture to bolster his own legitimacy.”

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2 years

@RussellHFilm “Always had disdain for popular culture.”

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1 year

@pinherts @_B___S don’t worry they’re splashing water in shifts 24/7

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2 months

@kirawontmiss lol that is a villain take . . never had my own room ever come to think of it but still had a great mom

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8 months

@thefilmdrunk What’s the difference between. “AI generated extras” and “CGI extras” I don’t get this. CGI extras have been a thing for 20+ years right

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2 years

@bimbomarxistt so is bi and pan the same thing then

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2 months

@MichaelVarrati

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2 years

@DreadedJai I owe you a sincere apology. You are the subject of a smear campaign. I fell for it.

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8 months

@chakenbake It wouldn’t happen, our military is too strong

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2 years

@GrossmanMax Beyoncé was 20 and Mike Myers was 40 during filming. Very problematic.

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4 months

@maybevafangul @okimstillhungry Oh I thought he was Italian

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1 year

@pankisseskafka Unfortunately sometimes the public schools are so bad you have no choice but to try to get into one of these charter schools. Really wish it wasn’t the case.

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2 years

@allowedtohit I had never seen this movie before, but my conservative boss told me it was part of the “go woke, go broke” phenomenon.

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2 months

@faceyouhate Why the hell would he give Coppola $120 million rather than donate it to cancer research or something

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2 years

@1HannahClapping Don’t forget:

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2 years

@BarroldBonds perfect prime simpsons gag

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10 months

@MarinaMedvin “The Attorney General is investigating the officer for excessive use of force.” Got a source for this? Seems fishy after seeing the video.

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5 months

@cherthedev @NiceNameStupid Let the record show Jackie and Pat taunted the Swede when he protested his innocence.

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2 years

@keffals @eastdakota @Cloudflare He considers himself a “free speech absolutist.” I think it’s going to take a lot more effort, but your persistence is admirable.

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@mikebattleborn

1 year

@GeorgeHackensc2 @JacobAShell “More dinners prepared from fresh ingredients”

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2 years

@InExactEnds @darwinchvz320 They still took a flier on Wiggins at a point when his contract was seen as having negative value. They could have moved Russell for another target.

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@torriangray Meh. He’s 21 and was forced into an extremely strange existence after having to do something traumatic to save his own life. I didn’t have a lot of self awareness at that age either, he’s probably coping as best he can.

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1 year

@farbod_sani @lporiginalg He filmed himself raping her while she was unconscious (likely dead) so they can bring that charge right away and hold him in prison. They are still waiting for the medical examination of the body to go through before they charge him with murder.

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@mikebattleborn

2 years

@effoff1988 @JakeyimDb To be fair, the biggest phenomenon last year was Squid Game, and Bridgerton before that.

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@mikebattleborn

1 year

@metaplexmovies always the same witty signifiers with this ‘joke.’ black and white, foreign, absurd length.

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3 months

@DannyVegito Rolling Stone had it as the #22 best show of all time on their 2016 list, but by 2022 when they did an updated version it was off the list entirely.

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@mikebattleborn

2 years

@ginnyhogan_ Vince is hot though

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1 year

@JoeGolby_FD @JonBershad Yeah, they do this because the consumer studies show people pretend to complain about this but the more the trailer spoils the more likely they are to go

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3 months

@RollingStone These articles are always funny to me, when the individual hasn’t actually done anything really cancellable so the writer has to resort to “they were mean”

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2 years

@VK_HM directors who are so famous their non famous parents have wikipedia pages is an elite club

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@mikebattleborn

4 months

@anyotherleader @GUNS_HAVER @JucheKoolaid “just a meaty version of an apple pie”

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4 months

@nypost Retraction incoming?

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22 days

As good a time as any to remind that Jackie wrote a blog post accusing an innocent Swede of being “Torswats” due to them using a similar LOTR username and tweeted it to her 30,000+ followers. The real “Torswats” has since been arrested and the FBI explicitly debunked her claim.

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@Ankh_Morporkian @HackingButLegal Good lord, she's psychotic. "I will pay you to help me stalk and dox people who criticize a blogger and his podcast". How do people not see how terrifying these people are?

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9 months

@SCentralized Not offended or shocked, just thought the whole movie was a snooze, with a dumb casino planet subplot.

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3 months

@n_e_rd Oh come on that guy is clearly making a joke in response to the faux outrage over a frozen food tweet.

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4 months

@Dushatar_ @cherthedev Thank you sir. I’m sorry she’s still putting you through this. I assumed the FBI saying her conclusions about you were “inconsistent with [their] evidence” would be enough for her. But she seems to follow the principle of the Big Lie.

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1 year

@BillionaireKmar @DailyLoud There are like 3,000 great whites left in the world or something like that. I think there are 250 million lobsters in the Gulf of Maine alone. And so many shrimp science can’t even estimate the amount.

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@hoopshype People will respond to this with ‘rigged’ even though with the San Antonio media market being what it is it’s evidence of the opposite

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17 days

@Vital_Vibration @ClownWorld_ Article says he’s a kid and the woman was his mother

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1 year

@JediNabber Because of the suit and microphone? Seems far fetched

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@mikebattleborn

2 years

@Ryan_Kartje I can’t be the only one who likes Jerry West more after watching this show.

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8 months

@YoungAEngineer @thefilmdrunk Thanks Ben. That makes a lot of sense as to why it would be a big union issue.

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4 months

@nypost This guy needs to get his story straight.

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8 months

@ellorysmith Their dad smokes, so this was a more likely outcome statistically

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11 months

@richeisen Norm was popular, but he had his critics in the stand up comedy scene.

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6 months

@dominicknero yeah totally nuts, one of the best to ever do it.

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2 years

@maddiewhittle I’m a Munich Man

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2 years

@hexprax you should smoke a joint man

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11 months

@stillgray Can’t imagine why this guy made any enemies.

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4 months

#amreading

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10 months

@DelusionPosting @NeutralbutKind Careful, you’re picking a fight with a genuine tough guy.

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3 months

@n_e_rd Yes this is the online experience, has been for decades. When you post about things, some people may ridicule you.

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1 year

@BillionaireKmar @DailyLoud Of course not, but you’re talking about a self defense situation, not a cam girl eating one for views.

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21 days

@SlimjimWatkins Guest appearance from “Convicted Cyberstalker”

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1 year

@courtneymilan yeah, i didn’t realize this groomer panic thing extended also to basic sex ed help books, that’s pretty stupid.

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13 days

The victims of Jackie Singh and Patrick Tomlinson. Not a coincidence these are some of the happiest and most productive members of our society Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep so they’ve kept mum but I will advocate for them #saytheirnames #defamation

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5 months

@MikeSmith240921 @stealthygeek @HackingButLegal In light of the identity of the real Torswats being identified, a reminder that Jackie sent Pat after a wholly innocent man.

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@NeutralbutKind According to a prominent newspaper of record in the U.S. that has won 73 Pulitzer Prizes @stealthygeek you have lost a lawsuit

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2 months

@StellaUmbrella3 @MailOnline

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2 years

@SmashAssemble @metaplexmovies From what I’ve read this movie failed at both aspects

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4 months

@virtuallyleslie @NeutralbutKind Honestly, it’s because you’re a woman. Christopher David was much more crude in his instant hatred for Pat, and Pat basically sucked up to him.

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5 months

@cafrozed That was fast, figured him being a minor would slow down the release of his mugshot/name

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3 months

@NiceNameStupid @oflahertylaw Remitter Nikki Robinson. Guess the mother-in-law did pay after all.

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1 year

@Splashalicious @pankisseskafka Yeah I totally agree. It’s hard though when you live somewhere and you’re registering your kids and all the public school options in your area are legit terrible. The bigger picture argument you’re making kind of goes to the back burner then.

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2 years

@TransUndercover @Sh0wnie_Bantzy_ @GBBranstetter oh that’s messed up hah all the articles I read made it seem like her individual ranking took a major leap. i gotta switch up my news. thanks bossman

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2 months

@virtuallyleslie No actionable tort in that statement you maniac. Go ahead and sue and you’ll be introduced to your old friend Anti-Slapp. Hopefully your wife has access to another $80K to pay your court ordered debt. I truly feel sorry for her.

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7 months

@JosiahMun0z When the light comes on you can really tell it’s Pat’s exact head - has a distinct kind of lumpy shape. He clearly never intended for the public to see this and was just trying to bluff a ‘reporter’ interested in his case.

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6 months

@virtuallyleslie Since I’m being insulted by extension, it’s important to post the receipts. @stealthygeek has bragged about receiving a 6-figure advance from @torbooks , but actually got $1-$49,000. Authors exaggerating their success leads to new writers giving up. #amreading #amwriting

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6 months

@jacktr1al Really just comes down to the grocery store for me. Noticeable difference from 2019 not even Will can wave away.

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2 years

@dl0burner Ant comes across as insanely genuine for an athlete

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5 months

@JB_DenverSports Not even a Nuggets fan, but this is how everyone outside of Philly feels.

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@virtuallyleslie Not a fan of sex pests. Weak men who can’t keep control their libido are only a few notches above child molester to me.

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5 months

@Dushatar_ @cherthedev Is she trying to frame you? What is this?

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8 months

@Bleacher__break Clickbait. Having read Spade’s autobiography I know for a fact he dropped out of Arizona State and waited tables before going into standup.

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1 year

@7oodin1 @NatetheLawyer I don’t know, seems like a flimsy argument. If she rented it the bike was hers. Guy should have moved on.

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4 months

@TruthMatters92 Jesus Christ are we really trying to cancel brick and mortar restaurants now for having gruff owners? If this is as bad as you say the market will put her out of business.

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1 year

@YouAintAWoman @stealthygeek @robinsonwriters So he is entering into a payment plan anyway. I told him close to 3 years ago to just stop the bleeding and enter into long term payment plan with the John Doe when the debt was much smaller, and he called me a stalker.

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2 years

@AngiMaryssa Noor was convicted of third-degree murder and Potter was not, so not an apples to apples comparison

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2 years

@GianmarcoSoresi When I brought this issue up, I got made fun of.

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1 year

@jsdrown @stealthygeek @MarcusRVO Saying Pat threatened to murder his ex-wife and unborn child isn’t defamation based on the publication of the police report. Pat denies it, but reasonable people can choose to believe his former sister-in-law over him. I believe Weinstein also accused his victims of defamation.

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17 days

@amaldorai @akhivae Don’t say that, that’s how this whole thing got started by some well meaning person

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@mikebattleborn

9 months

@BilgeEbiri I debunked this, actually. In December 2005 the movie had a 73% user rating and in September 2008 a 70% one. For whatever reason in the subsequent years the negative user reviews poured in well after his scandal.

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2 years

@cari_jksgal @HenrikVanger2 Nowhere else hah. I believe the only support for this is random comments in some IG posts. Not corroborated at all, as if weirdos don’t insert themselves and make stuff up online.

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@WillSloanEsq @CarterNixon had a pleasant exchange with him

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