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3 months

I love how clear it is that they wrote this for Jack Black, he wasn’t available, and PSH was just like “ok, I’ll just give one of the five best Jack Black performances instead”

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ALONG CAME POLLY, again not great, but then PSH comes in and gives one of the best performances in a romcom

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Roger Ebert just absolutely bodying an entire subset of nerds

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2 years

If you didn’t know that was a Lizzo lyric this would read identically to a Clickhole tweet

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It's about damn time! Lizzo just became the first person to play James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute

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This is why I like Darth Vader in Star Wars (1977) way more than I do in any other project. In this movie, he's portrayed way closer to the Emporer's weird Rasputin Monk friend than anyone with an actual role in the government, so everyone barely puts up with the fact he's there

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Shout out to this guy who casually told his boss his religion was bullshit

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2 years

Did J Jonah Jameson write this marquee?

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2 years

New evidence added to my "when you just make Marvel costumes look like a '60s comic, it looks fantastic and pop-evocative" folder.

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I’m incapable of seeing Gronk and not thinking about this post

Discontinued Foods!

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Gronk Flakes (2012-2013): 2 months after inking the largest contract extension for any TE in history, the Patriots' Rob Gronkowski received his own cereal, frosted corn flakes. A portion of proceeds went to a youth charity foundation started by Gronkowski and his brothers.

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I apparently have to do everything myself. WB, hire me to promote Godzilla x Kong

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3 years

I still haven’t seen Godzilla vs Kong but if the sequel isn’t a team-up called Godzilla And Kong with a trailer set to The Boys Are Back In Town than Hollywood’s doing something wrong

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6 years

Today is also Vincent Price’s birthday and he was a bisexual icon who believed in art history for the masses and loved hot dogs and what he called “Rolley Coasters” so get your shit together Life Magazine

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Today is John Wayne's birthday. He embodied a very particular kind of American hero

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I still say "making the Evil Dead" is the coolest thing a 20-year-old has ever done on this godforsaken planet

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3 months

Filming THE EVIL DEAD (Sam Raimi on top of the van)

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None of the Jurassic World movies are good, but the brief period where Fallen Kingdom becomes a haunted house movie with dinosaurs is probably the closest they get

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Love that Day went back and wrote 27 pages of reshoots on the advice of Guillermo del Toro after he saw a rough cut

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1 year

Charlie Day takes on the role of an accidental movie star in the trailer for his directorial debut, 'Fool’s Paradise'

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One of the best things in movies is when Bruce Spence shows up for a scene just as a fucked-up horrible man

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I love how bad they are at this

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Happy Halloween 💪 @TheSlyStallone

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1 year

Someone uploaded all of 12 Angry Men in chunks on TikTok and apparently this is the one classic film the teens are 100% into

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5 years

Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy rules

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1 year

My favorite part of ‘80s/‘90s action movies is the hilariously mismatched final fight where we’re supposed to be like “Boy I hope Sylvester Stallone/Carl Weathers can beat John Lithgow/Craig T Nelson in a one on one fistfight”

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Criterion should have an annual contest where one normal person gets to go into the closet

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My hottest take is that Johnny Knoxville is one auteur-director partnership away from a best supporting actor Oscar

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Knoxville would crush it...Popeye's fundamentally gotta be a scrapper. Can't actually be real buff, that's why he needs the spinach. Forearms can be prosthetic

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2 years

George’s expression here killed me

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7 months

It’s moments like this that remind you this is a Coen Brothers movie co-written by Sam Raimi

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Every single movie should have a moment like this

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6 years

It will never not be hilarious that old-ass movie producers’ reaction to the success of Batman wasn’t “more superhero movies” but rather “movies based on characters from the ‘30s”

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1 year

Also still on my "if you just watch the first movie, Darth Vader is 100% just a dude with the first name Darth" kick

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2 years

Namor probably has the best final panel of any Marvel character’s first appearance

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3 months

Real talk, these kinds of publications are so important for kids and their loss is a genuine tragedy for culture

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It’s called journalism

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4 years

Because this isn’t really the vibe I try to cultivate, I would like to follow up with these uplifting words Ebert left us with as well

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5 years

Big ups to the dumbest mofo in comics

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Lawrence Fishburn and Hugo Weaving’s ability to do this is the single most underrated aspect of why The Matrix works

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The best actors are the ones who are able to Do the Exposition but not only make it sound natural, but to make it sound like the most compelling thing in the world. That's what these movies deliver tenfold

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I was enjoying del Toro’s Pinocchio but wasn’t loving it until the moment Pinocchio points at a giant crucifix and was like “Why does everyone like that wooden boy, but hate me?”

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3 years

I laughed out loud at the final line of Ebert's review of David Cronenberg's Crash

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1 year

Empire Strikes Back putting him in charge of a Star Destroyer and troops makes him way less interesting to me.

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Extremely funny that MadTV and In Living Color beat SNL to this

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There it is: the first former Saturday Night Live cast member to win an Oscar

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3 years

Tom Holland is the latest in a never-ending series of Hollywood producing great song-and-dance men and then making no musicals for them to be in.

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3 years

Superman with glowing red eyes: Boring. Overdone. Sad attempt to make Superman look otherworldly and threatening. Superman rolling up his sleeves: Cool as hell. Underused. Clark's a good ol' boy and he's pissed and gonna clean up some trash.

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4 years

(Do want to just add, I don't really appreciate the dig at those without social skills in the middle as that's largely/often out of the hands of folks in a broad sense)

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Albert Brooks has so many comedy achievements that "funniest character on The Simpsons" somehow doesn't even crack the top 5

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"Do you have any sugar around here?"

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1 year

My favorite “Ebert baffles Siskel” moment of all time is his increasingly frantic defense of the movie Spawn which he compares to the work of Hieronymous Bosch

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5 years

Andrew Yang: I’m gonna give ten families $1,000 a month. This qualifies me to be president. Dawg, Dolly Parton did that for 100x as many people two whole years ago, so you best get in line until after she leaves the White House

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I laughed so hard at the inciting incident of Godzilla x Kong being Kong discovering a Hollower Earth beneath the Hollow Earth

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1 year

@generalllkenobi I'm am constantly on my soapbox about how I like Star Wars way more as a single weird '70s space movie than as a multimedia franchise.

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8 months

Vital to note that Paramount is currently being run by the man who directed Good Burger

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8 months

The first teaser for ‘GOOD BURGER 2’ has been released. Releasing this Fall on Paramount+

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I love that the MCU Blade only exists because Feige called Ali after his Oscar win and was like "Hey, who would you be interested in playing" and Ali was like "Blade and only Blade" and to lock him in they decided to announce a Blade movie they didn't have any ideas for

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Structurally, the craziest thing about the first Star Wars as an individual film is that Luke gets a lightsaber in the first act and then never uses it

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1 year

Let’s all listen to John Waters’ advice on his birthday

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3 years

Have the Monday Blues? Please enjoy this picture of Vincent Price riding the log flume at Six Flags Magic Mountain

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2 years

Jordan Peele wisely knew that although you can cast both Keith David and Michael Wincott in your movie, you absolutely cannot have them in the same scene, because no human is prepared to hear two voices that cool at the same time.

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1 year

I'm sorry SNL, but you absolutely cannot do a "what if there was a gritty HBO Mario series" when the actual Mario Brothers movie looks like this

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2 years

To avoid making this mistake, please remember this helpful device to help you tell Leprechaun in the Hood and Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood apart. "If a buckle on the hat you see In the Hood be on TV. If instead the hat is bare Enjoy the sequel for a scare"

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Happy Leprechaun 5: In The Hood (2000) Day to those that celebrate

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I am dying at this description of the most preposterous scene from The Mummy Returns

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3 months

Time to post big Gizmo

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also holy shit I had no idea the tiny alien from Men In Black was this big

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@Srirachachau My favorite Lucas bit is when his rich neighbors blocked him from expanding Skywalker Ranch so he sold all of the land under the demand that it be developed as low-income housing in a move his neighbors described as "inciting class warfare"

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Punisher War Zone has the dignity to drop Jigsaw face first into a broken glass crushing machine and has him yell “My face!” as his origin

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its so funny how netflix punisher jigsaw looks lmao. like yeah, that's really scarred there!

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There’s a lot of examples of Chris Claremont getting so horny he changes comic book history, but this has got to be the most notable

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Diana Rigg as Mrs. Emma Peel undercover at The Hellfire Club in The Avengers 1965 #classicbeauties

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Rob Reiner may be an early leader in the discovery that comedians often make really good horror films

𝔸𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕟 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕫𝕖 🫦🔪

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Y’all want title cards that go hard, and I never see mention of this one.

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It’s Dolly Parton’s birthday, and I reckon some of y’all don’t know about how she’s one of the greatest people on God’s Green Earth, so strap yourselves in for some fun facts

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Sam Raimi namedrops the Coens' A Serious Man in his Dr. Strange commentary, bless his heart

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The last time Disney made a Magoo movie it was so controversial that if you stream it today, it's bookended by two completely different content warnings

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Writing “Magoo” on the whiteboard. I look at the studio heads and nod. I add an “s” to the end and look at the studio heads and nod. I draw a line through the s, turning it into a dollar sign

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Every one of you 20-somethings who are saying you should kill yourself instead of asking your local dentists to loan you money to make a genre masterpiece in the Tennessee woods is a coward

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This was going to be the start of a thread on my thoughts on superhero murder but I got distracted and boy am I glad I did, because the Austin Powers part was way more popular than I expected and I don’t want to be yelled at by nerds for the next three days

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The Old Man’s annoyance at ED-209 malfunctioning and murdering a member of his board will always make me laugh

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I wanna see The Rock fight Stanley Tucci

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I know this is an advertisement from our world, but I choose to believe that Lois Lane did this exact same photoshoot in universe

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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army was an $85 million swindle Guillermo del Toro perpetrated on Universal Studios just to let himself build a troll market in an abandoned underground limestone quarry that he got to walk around for a couple of weeks

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A simple fix for Jurassic World would have been to either cast Parks and Rec-style Chris Pratt as a hapless janitor who happens to have a good rapport with the raptors, or actually model his character after actual naturalists instead of movie "cool guys"

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RIP Al Jaffee. The Fold-In is a genuine piece of American art and the concept will long outlive his already long-lived life

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RIP Ultimate Wolverine ornament. You outlasted the Ultimate universe by at least a decade

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The comments are kids just going wild for this flick

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Just a reminder that Billy Dee Williams is actually named William December Williams which is the coolest name of all time

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@SomeBall7 @AITA_reddit *SHE ruined her own ceremony. She’d be TA even if she just invited him and didn’t have anything for him to eat as a guest. He gave her multiple options and multiple chances to make this right and she turned them down. I hope the movie was good

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Feige had his opportunity when Wyatt Cenac and Jackson Publick pitched a '70s set Power Man/Iron Fist movie with Gosling and Terry Crews and he turned them down

Variety

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Kevin Feige Answers Ryan Gosling’s Call to Play Ghost Rider: ‘I’d Love to Find a Place For Him in the MCU’

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(Ok, he turned 21 like two weeks before shooting started, but I still count it)

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Naturally there’s some insane discourse

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Saturday Night Fever has got to be the movie where the cultural concept of it is furthest from what the actual movie is like

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THEYRE STILL PLAYING THE TERRIBLE JOHN TRAVOLTA SANTA SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER AD AT THE THEATER If it's still here next week I'm going to lose it. They should have pulled it the moment it because Dec 26, I don't care that these are prob done on a weekly basis

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Tom Hooper: We have to fix Cats! Bob Barker:

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Not enough movies take advantage of the inherent magnetism of the martial artist actor/country star actor pairing

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Man, comic book movies were weird that decade. They had a huge hit with Burton’s Batman, then Marvel and DC both pretty much sat out the entire 90s while SIX movies were made based on Dark Horse books

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New insane Vin Diesel Instagram post just dropped

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Dom once stomped his foot like the Incredible Hulk and caused an entire parking garage to collapse and Thanos died twice in the same movie...no contest

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Who wins in a fight?

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Holy crap this is a hilarious opening to a review

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Saw someone complain that Scorsese wanted to take creative risks but is making this as if this didn’t happen the last time he made a Jesus movie

Variety

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Martin Scorsese Meets Pope Francis, Announces Film About Jesus – Report

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In case you’ve never seen Vincent Price’s roller coaster documentary

America Screams (1978) Roller Coaster Documentary hosted by Vincent...

Hard to find roller coaster documentary hosted by the great Vincent Price. This film is notable because it contains some of the only footage of the infamous ...

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@redditships You should leave skidmarks in the driveway as you speed away from this relationship

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James Cameron's brain already got us there. Soon all child actors will be replaced with Sigourney Weaver

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Started watching that Dan Schneider doc...maybe there shouldn't be kid actors

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John Wick is so good because literally every character is either one of these or a guy about to be killed by John Wick…or both

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Every action hero needs a hype-man -- some person whose sole purpose in a story is to let the bad guys know how absolutely fucked they are because they messed with this guy.

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Love that so much of the population today had the critical and intellectual faculty of this fictional 6 year old

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I still haven’t seen Godzilla vs Kong but if the sequel isn’t a team-up called Godzilla And Kong with a trailer set to The Boys Are Back In Town than Hollywood’s doing something wrong

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This is a thread of Vincent Price with animals to help get you through your Tuesday

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Universal's constant attempts to jumpstart a Monster franchise is so funny when the obvious solution—the sequels to The Mummy should have been about Fraser/Weisz fighting the other monsters instead of more mummies—eluded them completely

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What happened with Dark Universe is so fascinating to me because we've never seen anything like it. This wasn't even the first attempt. Far from! Universal kept making monster reboots that were meant to start something. None of them ever did. Let's go over the history (thread)

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This is a thread of Vincent Price with animals to help get you through your Tuesday

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Casting SpongeBob to play Mussolini is the work of a genius-madman

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I love when Ebert thinks he’s gotten Siskel, but just leaves him baffled

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It's extremely funny that the premise of Free Guy is like "what if a handsome, muscular, sarcastic white guy was a protagonist for once"

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A nice Baltimore tribute

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I'm excited to see what Watiti does from the ground up. I like a lot of the texture of Ragnarok, but all of its weakest elements come from being tied down to an existing draft/structure

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It is so funny that this was the original intent until the Dream Warriors director came on and said "There's only one person who can possibly play this role, but if we cast him, we have to make a comedy instead."

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Been reading the comic, wonder if they'll ever do an adaptation of The Mask that's more like the dark source material, make it more of a horror movie

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