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BILL RYAN

@faceyouhate

4 months

The Books I Read in 2024:

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BILL RYAN

@faceyouhate

2 years

they should take it back because it's a great performance

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 years

The Razzie Award founders say they'd take back Shelley Duvall's 1981 Worst Actress nomination today. “Knowing the backstory and the way that Stanley Kubrick kind of pulverized her, I would take that back."

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@faceyouhate

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Chalamet's completely inability to tap into any sort of genuine eccentricity, delivering every line like he's a more cheerful Paul Atreides, could turn out to be a liability here.

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@letterboxd

10 months

The official trailer for Wonka is here 🍫

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@faceyouhate

2 years

this is actually a disgusting thing to lay on someone with no evidence to back it up whatsoever.

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@faceyouhate

1 year

Look at this. Ke Huy Quan is screaming at Harrison Ford "Why didn't you help me get more roles! I begged you to help me!" He's actually crying and Ford is just laughing at him. Disgusting.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

Bob Odenkirk on his friend Chris Farley.

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@faceyouhate

3 years

my 10 rules for writing

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@faceyouhate

7 months

sick of Marvel? here are five Marvel movies to watch

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@faceyouhate

7 months

Reynolds has been doing almost exclusively comedic roles for years now, and Gosling is funnier. So there's your answer.

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@_maddie_who

8 months

Who's your favourite Ryan/the better actor

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@faceyouhate

1 year

Didn't both of them die, something like minutes apart, in the same movie?

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@faceyouhate

9 months

because he wasn't a pedophile, dipshit

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@faceyouhate

8 months

Did Mr. Burns write this?

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@faceyouhate

2 months

tfw you're watching a movie and the main character is listening to a great song on the radio and the song suddenly gets a little bit louder and changes from diegetic to non-diegetic

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@faceyouhate

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It's so bizarre how so many people failed to get this joke.

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@TalkerReel92

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Kirsten Dunst thinks we don't need Spider-Man 4. I do so we can forget this particular scene ever happened. Ah, what's the use? We can't unsee it.

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@faceyouhate

8 months

I don't think I can take another round of Scorsese reflecting on his mortality and his desire to save the artform he loves more than anything in this world, thereby making people angrily declare that "there's room for both THE FLASH and whatever it is you do!"

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this is very fair since we all know for a fact that Coppola begged Lucas for the money, and Lucas laughed at him and spit in his face. we all saw it happen with our own eyes.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

there is something quietly hilarious about this headline

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@faceyouhate

1 year

Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?

Daniel Hood

@DanielHood4

1 year

Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?

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@faceyouhate

1 year

Every T***** S**** fan on this site sounds like they're all about an hour away from doing something that will land them in prison.

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@faceyouhate

5 years

glad to see this article. while watching the teaser to the LION KING remake i kept thinking "this reminds me of something but what?"

IndieWire

@IndieWire

5 years

If you thought the teaser for the live-action remake of #TheLionKing looked VERY familiar, you're not wrong. This video puts it side-by-side with the original:

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@faceyouhate

2 years

what exactly do people think "conflict" means

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@faceyouhate

2 years

still the all-time funniest burn on this website

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@faceyouhate

1 year

"randomly"

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@faceyouhate

2 years

The David Lynch news reminds me of this bit of interview I read some years ago.

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@faceyouhate

1 year

Remember when James Franco started making a film of BLOOD MERIDIAN until a bunch of agents and lawyers loudly cleared their throats and reminded him that he needed to pay for the rights to the novel before he could do anything and he was like "Well this is news to me."

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@faceyouhate

10 months

Are Wes Anderson and I the only two people who understand what an outstanding actor Jason Schwartzman is?

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@faceyouhate

10 months

This Facebook page, which I've just learned about, is one of the most fascinatingly deranged things I've ever seen.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

I get liking Tom Cruise as an actor, and I get liking his movies. I do not get thinking he's a good guy.

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@faceyouhate

3 months

He's right. Heather Donoghue, in this much parodied scene, isn't just good. She's staggering.

Crash Test Gummies

@punishedgummies

3 months

That this performance earned a Razzie is all the proof you need that the razzies are not just boring, they’re anti-art

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@faceyouhate

2 years

It's interesting to me how much funnier movies made by genuine filmmakers (e.g. Scorsese, PTA) can be vs. movies made by comedians/comedy writers.

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@faceyouhate

11 months

So, ROSEMARY'S BABY before anything happens. Sounds terrific.

Reel Updates

@worldofreel

11 months

A ROSEMARY’S BABY prequel is coming, it’s called APARTMENT 7A and stars Julia Garner. It’s also directed by Natalie Erika James who helmed 2020’s RELIC. An attendee at a recent test-screening for this prequel called it “very intense.”

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@faceyouhate

3 years

one of the most beautiful films i have ever seen. just astonishing.

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@faceyouhate

10 months

Just saw a tweet in which the tweeter talked about her "uncomfiness" regarding the very existence of the film OPPENHEIMER. People shouldn't have to go to movies fearing that they may become uncomfy.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

i fucking hate this place sometimes

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@faceyouhate

2 years

Every shot in this film is stunning. I don't know how such a thing is possible.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

I still can't get over Tarantino saying that Aaron Sorkin writes the "best dialogue in the business." I'm an unapologetic QT fan but he has the worst fucking taste, I swear to fucking God.

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@faceyouhate

4 years

Please, PLEASE, for the love of God, purge from the discourse such phrases as "who was this movie for," "who asked for this movie," "this movie didn't need to be made," and all other variants on this idea that art is a "supply and demand" commodity.

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@faceyouhate

3 months

i know this went around a lot the other day, and i already RTed it once, but this shot is just something Spielberg decided to do.

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No one can design a shot like Steven Spielberg.

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@faceyouhate

8 months

In this documentary I'm watching, KING ON SCREEN, Tom Holland just said "There was no horror genre in movies, until PSYCHO." What? Also, huh?

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@faceyouhate

2 years

We're watching THE HATEFUL EIGHT and inside I'm laughing at all the people who balked at Tarantino shooting a film in 70mm that mostly takes place indoors. Whatever you think of it otherwise, how can you not notice how good this fucking movie looks?

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@faceyouhate

2 years

The best thing about this shot of Tom Waits in LICORICE PIZZA is that there's no particular reason for it other than it looks awesome.

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@faceyouhate

2 months

ha ha ha wtf is this the best movie i've ever seen or something? wth. i don't even want to talk about it. shut up.

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@faceyouhate

1 year

I don't know what the deal is with you guys, I had a lot of fun with this.

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@faceyouhate

1 year

The idea going around today that Toni Collette was somehow bad in HEREDITARY is just further proof that the vast majority of people who talk about movies on this website are just a bunch of stupid punk-ass bitches.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

I've seen a lot of this in the last 24 hours, and I no longer want to live.

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@faceyouhate

7 months

I think Ralph Fiennes is probably the best addition to Wes Anderson's Merrie Bande of Players since Bill Murray.

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@faceyouhate

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I'm tired of pretending this doesn't bother me: the caption is a riff on A FEW GOOD MEN but the picture is of Darth Vader. What the fuck, man.

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@faceyouhate

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He was the best Holmes. He trumped everyone who came before him, and everyone who has played the role since has done so in his shadow. There is no possible counter-argument. That's it, the end.

Sherlock Holmes.

@ELEMENTARY_221B

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40 years ago today: The Sherlock Holmes Granada series premiered, introducing Jeremy Brett in his most iconic role. #JeremyBrett

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@faceyouhate

1 year

"Unearths." Yeah, okay.

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@faceyouhate

1 year

@colossusofargos That's not my view. My point us with the proximity of their deaths, they obviously didn't kill one so they could replace him with the other.

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1 year

Sadly, he did nothing in the 80s.

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@CinemaTweets1

1 year

Four Decades of Martin Scorsese

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@faceyouhate

2 years

"characters talking over each other" lol jesus christ

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@faceyouhate

3 months

careful guys, don't wear yourselves out

IndieWire

@IndieWire

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Jonathan Glazer’s Films Ranked, from ‘Birth’ to ‘The Zone of Interest’

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@faceyouhate

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doing the normal thing where you track the age and political opinions of lava girl from THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY & LAVAGIRL

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@faceyouhate

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Watching Siskel & Ebert. Just about had a heart attack when Siskel, fed up with bad children's movies and slasher films, wishing for movies for adults, said "I'm 35!" What they fuck are you talking about, "I'm 35"???

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1 year

Rewatching HAIL, CAESAR! You know who's really good in this? Alden Ehrenreich.

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@faceyouhate

5 years

People are just dying for the Hays Code to come back.

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@faceyouhate

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I've recently seen more than one person express disdain for Joaquin Phoenix's performance in THE MASTER. That is a truly remarkable piece of acting, and I do not think I can accept what this world has become any longer.

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@faceyouhate

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"Well, if the pay's right, and it's legal, I'll do it." "It ain't exactly legal." "Well, if the pay's right, I'll do it." RIP M. Emmet Walsh, one of the all-timers.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

potentially great book cover

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@Rainmaker1973

2 years

This mildly terrifying CT scan was made by Scott Echols capturing tiny blood vessels in the head of a pigeon, created by a special ‘contrast agent’ to highlight the microvasculatory system [read more: ]

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@faceyouhate

1 year

As a long-time non-fan, I confess to sort of enjoying seeing Dwayne Johnson's carefully sculpted public image coming apart in front of everyone.

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@faceyouhate

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I feel like people aren't bringing up MOONRISE KINGDOM much the past few days, but it's easily one of Bruce Willis's best performances. As far as I'm concerned, he's the best thing about the whole movie.

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this is very funny, but what the hell, Matt Damon, what kind of opener is that when you meet Prince

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One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.

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@faceyouhate

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I've seen a lot of people making fun of this, but he's talking about actually killing animals on-screen. Like CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST type shit. That doesn't strike me as especially hypocritical.

DiscussingFilm

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Quentin Tarantino says “I have a big thing about killing animals in movies. That’s a bridge I can’t cross. Insects too.” (Source: )

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@faceyouhate

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@isosteph "i saw destruction as an opportunity" is just an incredible thing to write.

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Just saw a tweet about The Blues Brothers that said the joke was that they were making fun of that music. Now I shall leap from a bridge. This is from the guy who made the whole "this is what the Eagles joke in LEBOWSKI was about." I can't take it, guys. I cannot take it.

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@faceyouhate

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thanks nicholas sparks

CNN

@CNN

5 years

On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with his wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier

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If I see one more person talking about how "angry" they are the KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON is 4 hours long, I'm gonna lose it.

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@faceyouhate

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every time OK Go releases a new music video, the response is never "wow what a great song"

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OK Go recorded this music video shot in near-zero gravity aboard a parabolic airliner without using CGI, wires or green screen: the video was cut from one take filmed over 45 minutes of continuous flight.

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@faceyouhate

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@HitFactoryPod @i_zzzzzz "Don't stop dreaming! - Homer"

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@faceyouhate

4 years

the coen brothers, known for producing cultural vegetables that no one enjoys

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@faceyouhate

3 years

Has any film critic ever written anything stupider than these opening paragraphs from Stephen Hunter's "revisit" of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY? (he has a Pulitzer!)

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Janus Films

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What is the Great American Movie?

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@faceyouhate

2 years

I've heard some very unflattering stories about Murray over the years, but I don't see the problem here.

The A.V. Club

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2 years

Seth Green claims Bill Murray "dangled" him "over a trash can" on the set of Saturday Night Live

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@faceyouhate

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by philip k. dick [first draft]

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@faceyouhate

4 years

arguably the worst tweet in history

MK Ultra Money (crypto alt)

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I love when people think they're taking the moral high ground by implying if only conservative families were destroyed by tornadoes it would be fine.

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I don't expect everyone to like Wes Anderson, but I can't fathom the people who dismiss him outright, considering how beige everything is right now. Like there's a dozen Wes Anderson clones peddling the same shit in Hollywood right now. Anyway, loved THE FRENCH DISPATCH.

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3 years

if there's one thing MACBETH should be, it's "joyous."

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my first experience with LCJ

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@faceyouhate

1 year

this covid vaccine is really fucking people up

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@faceyouhate

2 years

the fuck is going on here

animals going goblin mode

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[watching cartoon that is literally about being stupid] i don't get it!

the brave little poaster

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Beavis and Butthead upsets me. it makes me feel like an incompetent alien anthropologist: i genuinely dont know what I’m looking at. What does it mean?? Like yeah I get that it’s a hauntological persistence of Offensive Media MTV ‘80s culture but still

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@faceyouhate

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Were I asked, pre-BARRY, which SNL cast member, past or present, would be best at playing unnerving, uncontrollable rage, I don't think I would have said Bill Hader. But it turns out the answer is Bill Hader.

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@vin34dmb He's *going* to play Dylan. I don't know that people *want* him to.

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@faceyouhate

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I know I'm a Coen brothers superfan, but I'm not kidding, and this is not hyperbole: I'm not sure I've seen a more perfectly directed film than NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. It is *exquisitely* made. Immaculate. Should be studied. Et cetera.

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@faceyouhate

11 months

Cormac McCarthy's gone and meanwhile there's a prompt going around basically saying "can you read a book if you think the writer is mean??"

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@faceyouhate

3 years

wait'll he finds out about actual evil shit

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@faceyouhate

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I loved LOGAN. I am also fine with Ethan Hawke not liking LOGAN. Nothing could matter less on this earth.

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@faceyouhate

2 years

people forget that she silently sold one of her two jets

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1 year

remember how THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND finally got finished and it was on Netflix and we all watched it and thought it was great and now it's still there on Netflix and nobody ever talks about it?

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@faceyouhate

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In DA 5 BLOODS, Delroy Lindo gave one of the best performances in an American film in many years. I guess that's not good enough.

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