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Max Grossman

@GrossmanMax

5 years

A Jason Robert Brown song or a Simone Biles floor routine? You decide!

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Max Grossman

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4 years

To all the Disney-obsessed adults getting angry about Splash Mountain changing it's name, might I suggest not being an adult obsessed with Disney World.

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Max Grossman

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5 years

Please enjoy my latest email to a very very reputable theatre company

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2 years

This scene invented lip syncing.

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3 years

Nothing will ever top this. This is when NYC was at its peak.

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5 years

Remember in Raise Your Voice when they dubbed 3 different voices in this one vocal riff?

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7 years

trump: "SEE YOU IN COURT!" court:

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Lady Bird’s mom: “You should just go to city college. You’ll never get in anywhere with your work ethic.” Lady Bird: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / || \ 🌳 / || \ / || \ 🌳 / 🚘🤾🏻‍♀️ || \

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6 years

Literally every musical theatre kid in high school when the fire alarm went off

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6 years

13 Going On 30, but it's about a gay teen wishing he was a Broadway diva and wakes up in Patti LuPone's body in 1980 and has to perform Evita 8 times a week on Broadway. It's a horror film.

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Therapist: ...and what do we say when we feel like this? Me: ...um.......um....LINE Stage Manager: IT DOESN’T DEFINE ME AS A PERSON Me: It doesn’t define me as a person. Therapist: You have to stop bringing Stage Managers to these sessions.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Andrew Rannells kept raising the key in The Book of Mormon workshops so no one would be able to replace him in future workshops thus creating absolute hell for future Elder Prices all around the world.

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Tweet your most random music fact.

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5 years

For those who didn't catch the reference

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Someone recorded a snippet of a CHILDREN’S production of Legally Blonde and each kid is their own separate meme.

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Max Grossman

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6 months

Julia Louis-Dreyfus never misses. Everything she does is the funniest thing I've ever seen. The Meryl Streep of comedy.

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Max Grossman

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1 year

An insanely good casting replacement. The acting moved mountains. Not talked about enough!

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11 months

This video really made me giggle. If you’ve ever done a student matinee, you know how accurate this is.

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Max Grossman

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3 months

"....is your pu**y green?"

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Max Grossman

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6 months

This is the funniest merchandise I’ve ever seen at a Broadway theater.

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Max Grossman

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Annual tradition of being put in charge of making Gingerbread Men and my family immediately regretting that decision. (1/2)

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Max Grossman

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3 years

I just wanted to know if she was okay #whitelotus

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Max Grossman

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10 months

How in the hell are you all seeing Oppenheimer (3 hours) and Barbie (2 hours) on the same day. I watch one episode of The Crown and feel like I just took the bar exam twice.

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Max Grossman

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2 years

I call this one: Sunday In The Park With Big Bird

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Max Grossman

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3 years

This is the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen on television.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

canceling plans is ok. getting broken up with is ok. getting into an ivy league school and moving across the country to win your bf back is ok. proving to everyone that you're a great lawyer because you know the cardinal rules of perm maintenance is ok. do what you need to cope.

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Max Grossman

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2 months

He walked so he could run.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

The Will & Grace theme song is gay rights.

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Max Grossman

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3 years

"Glinda! Is it true you were her friend?" Glinda: "Yuh."

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Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo to Star in ‘Wicked’ Musical for Universal

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Max Grossman

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6 years

if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my

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3 months

I want a major revival of The Producers starring these two.

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Max Grossman

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2 years

Bravo to Music Man for listing the Broadway musicians playing in the pit outside the theater where everyone can see. This should be the norm with every show.

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Max Grossman

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11 months

I feel like I've seen Lea Michele perform "Don't Rain on my Parade" on my TV over 100 times in the past decade.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Shocked that people are getting offended by this tweet. Gonna put this baby on mute. Sign petitions. Black Lives Matter. Black Trans Lives Matter. Wear a damn mask. Vote Trump out in November. Listen to the Princess and the Frog soundtrack while you do all of it. I don't care✌️.

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Max Grossman

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2 years

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Max Grossman

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5 years

The Last 5 Years: Jamie: Cathy: 😊 🥺 😊 🥺 😊 🥺 🤡 🤡 🥺 😊 🥺 😊 🥺 😊 🥺 😊

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Fuck it, the sisters in Little Women Jo 👱🏻‍♀️🧠📓🎭 Amy 👩🏼🎨🇪🇺🍆 Meg 👩🏻‍🦱👗👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🏡 Beth 👧🏼🎹🚑⚰️

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Max Grossman

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3 years

Remember when the CATS movie came out and then we were in a pandemic for almost 2 years?

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Max Grossman

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4 years

I've been waiting 4 years to use this Donald Trump-

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Max Grossman

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2 years

I must be late to the game because I'm just finding out Lainie Kazan (the mom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding) was Barbra Streisand's understudy in Funny Girl and SOUNDED. LIKE. THIS.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Me after tweeting this

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Max Grossman

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5 years

One time, I coached a Disney Channel actor on a song and they asked me to play the G-hashtag. Not G-sharp (G#), but G-hashtag.

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3 years

No better moment in Oscar history than Liza Minnelli hugging Lupita Nyong'o after winning her award like they've been friends for years when I'm pretty sure they met DURING the hug.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

no one: musical theatre majors who haven’t showcased yet:

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1 year

Hugh Jackman IS Marty McFly Sutton Foster IS Doc

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Max Grossman

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5 years

The Untold Story of the Witches in Oz

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2 years

Sara Bareilles Do More Musical Theatre Challenge.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

[BAKER] One midnight gone... [JACK] The difference between a cow and a bean Is a bean can begin an adventure... [LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD] The prettier the flower, the farther from the path... [WITCH] Wash your hands frequently, avoid touching your face...

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2 years

She's going to win the Jimmy Awards this year.

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5 years

Me on Sept. 30th vs. Me on Oct. 1st

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Max Grossman

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3 years

Just saw a man with a shirt that says “COURTNEY TAKE YOUR BREAK” shoplift at a CVS. New York City is magical ✨✨✨

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Max Grossman

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2 years

Elphaba waiting for Fiyero to open the trap door at the end of Wicked.

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Max Grossman

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3 years

An important reminder as Broadway comes back soon: It is a federal crime to clap and woo during the straight tone of a final note. You can face up to 15 years in prison. Wait until the vibrato starts or the button of the number happens.

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Max Grossman

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11 months

Sara Bareilles should be legally obligated to do one Broadway musical every year for the rest of her life. Like up until she can do Madame Armfeldt in A Little Night Music.

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Max Grossman

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5 years

One time a notable Broadway person asked me in an audition to transpose Another Hundred People down a third by sight. I played it as written (in the original key) and she told me it was the best anyone ever played it transposed.

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4 years

Fantine: “There was a time when men were kind...” Me: “ok literally name one time”

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Happy 20th Anniversary, Wicked!

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3 years

Nothing will ever top this. This is when NYC was at its peak.

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Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero,

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Literally every actor grabbing their book from the pianist after an audition:

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Annual tradition of being put in charge of making Gingerbread Men and my family immediately regretting that decision. 1/2

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3 years

Girl on the way out of Diana: The Musical: “Wait, she DIED?!”

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Today the doctor at an Urgent Care said my tonsils looked fine which is great since I got them removed when I was 7.

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4 years

The Poet The Poem

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2 years

I will never understand why we as a society are sleeping on Sara Ramirez as a stage actor. They're on the same level as Streisand, Lady Gaga, etc. Oh my god? 1/3

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Cannot get over that they cut “Astonishing” from the Little Women film.

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1946 Broadway-"THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!"🌈🎶 2020 Broadway- "there's no business"

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Him: "What're you thinking about?" Me: "The time I played auditions that were 8 bars only and a woman brought in the last 8 bars of Some People from GYPSY. (*See below at how hilarious that is)"

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5 years

Gonna tell my kids that this was the OBC of Legally Blonde

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3 years

Annual tradition of being put in charge of making Gingerbread Men and my family immediately regretting that decision 1/2

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that one random celeb relationship that everyone moved on from but you literally cant forget it and think about it every day

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Please give us a Toni Collette and Zendaya Next to Normal movie.

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5 years

Milky White being fed the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold:

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When musical theatre students have to monologue their songs

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4 years

Social Distancing at its best. This musical was so ahead of its time.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

Please enjoy this video of Leonard Bernstein slowly losing his patience with a tenor who is the most rhythmically challenged singer you will ever hear.

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6 years

My friend, Josh is the son of Patti LuPone and I’ll be making this screenshot a framed poster.

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Max Grossman

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4 years

BAN ICE CUBES IN BROADWAY THEATERS. Your drink does not need to be at an ice temperature and we don’t need extra percussion from your drink. Hell, just ban selling drinks. We can go a couple hours without hydration. You’re seeing a Broadway show, not a wrestling match.

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Max Grossman

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2 years

THE TITLE SONG IS A BALLAD BUT JUST AS SHE’S ABOUT TO LEAVE HARVARD & GIVE UP, THE SHOW’S ACT 1 ANTAGONIST STANDS BEHIND ELLE & THE TITLE SONG IS NOT REPRISED BUT REMIXED & THERE’S THIS AMAZING IRISH JIG DANCE BREAK IN IT & THEN THE PRESIDENT OF EQUITY BELTS AN A5 AT THE END