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Freelance Copywriter at @honeybeecopy | Get gorge homeware here: | she/her

West Midlands, England
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@melreylaw
Melissa 🖤
2 years
Can’t hear a word he’s saying over the volume of the wig
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
Tory MP Michael Fabricant says the understanding was that the alleged No 10 garden party was "not spreading the disease because these were people already working closely together". 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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3 years
Here we are again, congregating on Twitter because the other apps are down. Feels a bit like when there’s a fire drill at work and we’re all gathered on the car park.
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2 years
At the start of that particular podcast episode, they say that Molly Mae doesn't usually give interviews, and honestly, I think that's for the best.
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7 years
@_JSNE @JD_lwig @SCENE this was so damn difficult to watch. Does he not realise how much damage he's caused?
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2 years
@OkSoMik She’s also just been introduced to the concept of your skin looking better if it’s moisturised?
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4 months
Happy two year anniversary of this thread 😂 Could never have predicted where that conversation would take us. My last and greatest Hinge match.
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2 years
I literally started speaking to this man an hour ago and he’s trying to video call me. DON’T YOU WORK?
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7 years
@_JSNE @JD_lwig @SCENE exactly - not one shred of remorse. He never cared for that girl.
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7 years
@_JSNE @JD_lwig @SCENE the attitude of entitlement. Treating people like they're disposable is all too common now.
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2 years
Monday morning trollin’
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4 years
@Nashorobi This interview must have been a car crash, I keep seeing awkward clips 😂
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3 years
What a disgusting, foul creature Julie Burchill is.
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1 year
@SomaKazima Hair just levitating
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3 years
@iamyewande This is so unhinged
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2 years
@Kitranada The more I learn about ADHD, the more I understand myself. I definitely need an assessment.
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3 years
And you know what? If they’d done absolutely none of those things, they still deserve to show up and enjoy their job, without being abused.
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Imogen Davies
3 years
Can we remember... Marcus Rashford is 23, raised £200m for kids to eat last year. Jadon Sancho is 21, opened up new football pitches for those in the suburbs of London. Bukayo Saka is 19, a voice for the youth of football today & helping local communities. #StopHate #ENGITA
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2 years
@RejiYates Outsourcing the beatings 👏🏽👏🏽Those who don’t hear must feel
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3 years
@shanisoverit @lonthecelebrity She doesn’t even look convinced by it tbh
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2 years
@goulcher I won my first game of poker and then immediately forgot the rules 🥲
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25 days
@ChantayyJayy Why is she on every interview with her?
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2 years
@_nicmko I don’t think I’ve ever felt secondhand embarrassment so deeply
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3 years
@FionaDesirele Good on you for hotting them up, when they suddenly want to play illiterate!
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5 years
People who ask to borrow mascara. Who raised you? 🤮
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3 years
The freelancer’s mantra
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Melissa 🖤
1 year
I went to school 1995-2007 and every letter was headed ‘Dear Parent/Guardian’ - that shit is not new. Why does being inclusive give some people hypertension?
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
1 year
'This is outrageous!' Oxfam has instructed its staff to use 'parent' instead of 'mother' and 'father' in a new guide. Oxfam's inclusivity guide also calls English the 'language of a colonising nation'.
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2 years
‘Most single guys who live alone eat outside.’ Is he a fox???? Josephine, have a word with yourself, please. We are not babying grown ass men. And if he can’t be bothered to get food, stay your ass at home.
@momo_seriess
Josephine
2 years
Might sound somehow but when visiting a guy...Ask if there's food at home, cos most single guys who live alone eat outside and don't stock their homes like that. To avoid stories like this, ask and if there isn't...Buy ingredients on your way. This is what I do tho.
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4 years
@victoriasanusi Patricia is the voice of the people 😂
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1 year
This looks like something that was removed on the operating table.
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Melissa 🖤
5 years
@t0nit0ne He was very full on very quickly. And he went got cold just as quickly as he got hot. Beware of people who are extreme like that.
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Melissa 🖤
1 year
@BeeBabs A whole villain.
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Melissa 🖤
2 years
@oliviazao I know they made that sound so satisfying on purpose 😔
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4 years
@AdrianXpression First semester of drama school vibes
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3 years
Can’t lose what you never had
@kelechnekoff
Kelechi
3 years
Hi @pritipatel did you deport your soul?
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
GOOD MORNING. On today’s episode of ‘Is it crack?’, we have Luke, ladies and gentlemen.
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3 years
@ty_gotittttt @_benjvmins_ It’s all about relationship and this is how she’s starting out? Horrible.
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4 months
@uncletypewriter It got worse when I turned 30, omg
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3 years
@joybewn Not even doing something useful, like a tutorial? 😂
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2 years
@itsjessdeb Same. How does he expect to be taken seriously?
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1 year
@Fr3dSantana I want to know who died there
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4 months
@victoriasanusi £1200 a month. Luxury mezzanine with optimal views of the property
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3 years
@katierpacker My stupid brain was thinking of Gillian McKeith for a few seconds and I was horrified 😂
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3 years
Look at what just arrived. I’m obsessed 😭
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Melissa 🖤
2 years
You should be more concerned about locating your missing top lip.
@IsabelOakeshott
Isabel Oakeshott
2 years
This, in a Regent St fitness store, is what obesity looks like. Flabby curves highlighted in hideous lime green velour. The so-called “body positivity” movement is not “inclusive”, it’s dangerous.
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2 years
This is 2 minutes of almost 10. Men, stop hassling women who don’t want to speak to you.
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Melissa 🖤
2 years
@ZamazayM @ashindestad It’s not even a secret at this point. Women like that are dangerous.
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Melissa 🖤
10 months
@SincerelyTops That part. Informed choice is so healthy, if you’re doing it for yourself. But the way he talks about her is just plain wrong. Made me so uncomfortable.
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please pay your freelancers before Christmas. Life is stressful enough without people having to practically beg for what is rightfully theirs. You were quick enough to accept the work!
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2 years
@victoriasanusi Every single time, it's like a reflex.
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4 years
@tanakaa_c They know a good wig when they see one though, bless ‘em 😂
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4 years
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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10 months
Can’t Stop The Feeling - Justin Timberlake
@eastmusic__
East
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what’s a song y’all hear that pisses you off immediately
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10 months
@PaigeChristieUK She’s got her dad’s humour
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2 years
@desolaalafia 😂😂. Oh bless. Everyone needs a hobby.
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4 years
You know how
@ashton_hewitt
Ashton Hewitt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇯🇲
4 years
How is it Meghan Markle has had more bad press than Prince Andrew?
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3 years
😂😂😂😂
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Melissa 🖤
2 years
I literally started speaking to this man an hour ago and he’s trying to video call me. DON’T YOU WORK?
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Melissa 🖤
4 years
The government are gaslighting the nation. How can you tell us we’ve relaxed too much like you’re not the ones who told people to go outside and ramp?
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
So because you’re not gainfully employed, I have to chit chat with you at 9am?! Go away, man.
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Melissa 🖤
2 years
This man is doing up housing hero up and down the country AND uni?? Who do we have to write to?
@Kwajotweneboa
KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner
2 years
Currently sat on the train up to Liverpool doing a Uni Assignment. Really wish my uni would just allow my last 2 assignments and give me my degree 😭😭
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3 years
The people who think his arms are buff fall into the ‘Pippa’s got back’ tribe. Shame on all of you.
@PageSix
Page Six
3 years
Fans lose it over Prince William's buff arms
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3 years
@Ciara__Araic @ashleyn1cole I’ve never seen flared nails before, this is hilarious 😂
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8 months
@RejiYates You can’t tell me that’s not a packet of Wrigleys Extra
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3 years
I’m actually cackling at how many people didn’t realise Jesy is Caucasian. She really tricked y’all. This ain’t right.
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
“You could have saved £____, if you’d done that yourself.” Yes, but I chose not to.
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stas
3 years
As you get older, paying for convenience becomes more and more nonnegotiable.
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11 months
Just another reminder that asking a couple when they’re going to get married/move in together/do whatever YOU think is the next step is rude AF and invasive. It’s also extremely out of order to suggest to someone the age you think they should have children. Thanks, bye ✌🏽
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Melissa 🖤
1 year
If you give a toddler enough Skittles, they can do this.
@MUNCHRIH
jay ☆
1 year
can beyonce do this? oh okay
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1 year
Now he’s the love of my life 😂😂😂
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2 years
I literally started speaking to this man an hour ago and he’s trying to video call me. DON’T YOU WORK?
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3 years
@jxeker I’m laughing so hard, I’ve made myself feel sick
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4 months
He’s not on Twitter but he says hi, everyone 😂
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2 months
You ever just do a little cry as a reset and then go on about your day?
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3 years
Davina. This is absolutely NOT it. Because while you may think femicide is rare, assault at the hands of men is not. We can focus on men’s mental health while expecting them to listen to the 97% of women who have a story of how they’ve been violated. Do better.
@ThisisDavina
Davina McCall
3 years
Female abduction / murder is extremely rare. Yes we should all be vigilant when out alone. But this level of fear-mongering isn’t healthy. And men’s mental health is an issue as well. Calling all men out as dangerous is bad for our sons, brothers, partners.
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2 years
I have quite an unusual dress I could wear tonight. Whenever I’ve posted it on my IG in the past, a former friend always sent it to her friend. It was obvious. Probably to poke fun. Do I wear it tonight as a fuck you?
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5 years
When people ask where I’m from and I say England.
@DailyBUCKS
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE
5 years
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
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3 years
People with brands, however big or small, this year we ARE NOT begging for sales. Please, no more ‘can I get a sale today?’ captions. We’re explaining why they need that product in their lives. Not how the sale benefits you. Begging isn’t marketing. Thank you.
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1 year
@audreythefinest Tolly looks like she wants her time back
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2 years
@franciscarockey The way this country crumbled when the pubs closed…prepare to see riots
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Melissa 🖤
11 months
This is how I dressed in 2006, she ain’t special
@voguemagazine
Vogue Magazine
11 months
#KylieJenner ’s style is entering a new era, and the category is sophisticated elegance topped off with an air of effortlessness.
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2 years
@_LeonieMills And their beards ain’t NEVER this connected
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2 years
@b_onyxe @gangly_bitch He’ll just pull out a photo of Naomi
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5 years
@olliecmoneill Can you search for him at the university he says he works at? I’m so sorry this happened to you. Appalling.
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Melissa 🖤
1 year
Hinge. We matched, spoke on the phone, then nothing happened for 6 months 👀 First date was 3.5 hours long. Could have stayed all night. After 6 weeks dating, he drove me from Bham to Heathrow, when I went to NYC & picked me up. A keeper. Bonus points for sexy accent 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@inaribriana
Inari NOT Briana .
1 year
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
Actually, it can be both.
@smithhmackenzie
Mackenzie Smith
3 years
Self care isn’t ordering pizza and taking a bubble bath. Self care is lifting weights, fueling your body properly, and pursuing the highest version of yourself.
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9 months
There has to be a point where the ethics and blatant exploitation are addressed. The lodger covers mortgage AND some of the bills? Come on man.
@hewantswealth
HeWantsWealth© 🇯🇲📈💸💎
9 months
Y’all not ready for the ‘renting out a room in your house’ conversation to build wealth quicker… A Queen.
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4 years
@romannnzolanski That hair is tall AF 😂
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5 years
@AdrianXpression This shade was exquisite 😌
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5 years
Open for a surprise
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Siljel på BlåSky
5 years
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1 year
@mxmsworld I remember my friend immediately selling and making a profit off his ticket because he was convinced he wouldn’t live to do the tour 🥲
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2 years
@__nca Stick to beige clothes and vibes because she’s very out of touch.
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5 years
@IamGMJohnson @AdrianXpression If she’s talking about vocal technique and registers, then this video was 14 seconds too long 👀
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2 years
@ChantayyJayy And saying she was proud of that.
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1 year
@theashrb Please, even Subway has more finesse than this 😭
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1 year
I don’t agree with this. You need good, wise friends at the other end of the phone. If your partner doesn’t want you to confide in your friends, 🚩🚩🚩🚩. Isolation is what keeps people stuck in bad situations. Sometimes you need to hear “you’re not losing your mind. Dump them.”
@toosii2x
Toosii
1 year
Nobody should know if you and your partner are on bad terms, except you and your partner. Not even friends.
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2 years
@MusicConnoisseu If the lads had any sense, they’d be checking in with your girl first, to be honest.
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2 years
@Bassdots Soooo much projecting. She could just leave the rest of us alone.
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3 years
“I’ve never Googled my husband.” Like, not one Google? I Google people who don’t matter 😂 I’m sure as heck Googling a whole Prince.
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4 years
@Oloni Lauren’s face 😂
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5 years
When your friend goes back to their no good ex, after they promised you they’d love themselves this year
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Melissa 🖤
3 years
@at3mmm I’ve always kind of viewed as the manifesting being the vision part and then praying where you give that over to God, so they work hand in hand? I know a lot of people interpret it multiple ways though.
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2 years
@brandypapii Oh bless. You obviously missed a zero off but the thought was there
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