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2 years

Twitter is always at its funniest when the world is in disarray.

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@brandypapii

4 years

The lies this guy tells are so unprovoked 😂😂😂😂

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@Complex

6 years

Will Smith says he cried in a bathroom stall during a date with his first wife because he knew Jada Pinkett Smith was the woman he was supposed to be with:

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Send me a surprise alarm and I’ll send your address to Jehovah’s Witnesses

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@soren_iverson

11 months

iOS send your friends “surprise alarms”

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One of my colleagues has one of those really arrogant personalities but in a very endearing way. I asked him why he’s smiling and he just went “what’s there not to be happy about? I’m 28, extremely good looking, got abs, a sick job, and a fit gf” 😂😂

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4 years

Yeah this is my kind of ‘camping’ because do I look like someone who would sleep in a tent?

Charles, your lunch is ready 😋

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4 years

I want to go camping. By camping I mean spend the night somewhere like this.

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3 years

Do you know what I really love? Sitting in my house.

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5 years

When I remove my wife’s veil on our wedding day, she’ll follow up by removing my durag to unveil my trim

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3 years

Women soft launch their new bae by tweeting ‘🥰’ out of nowhere

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2 years

I dislike how difficult it is to contact customer services for so many businesses now. Back in the day it was so easy to just dial a number and have someone solve the problem. Now you have to jump through a million barriers and “frequently asked questions” and send 10 emails

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3 years

Personally, I’ve just accepted that I can’t stay in contact with everyone no matter how much I want to. I’ll see you whenever I see you. We’re all adults and everyone’s busy. Get a grip and don’t take it personal. It’s still love.

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3 years

Saying “we move”

be kind.

@dfferential_

3 years

What’s cheaper than therapy ??

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10 months

I love British sarcasm. Calling something stupid by saying “whose brilliant idea was this??”

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4 years

Dating someone who is employed and also has a life outside of your relationship is so important because pls

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The way women worry about you when they’re in love is so funny. You could say you felt a small back pain and now it’s “promise me you’re gonna go and see a doctor” dbdjsksk

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2 years

Lover girls trying to navigate the streets is always funny to watch. You ain’t built like that ma’am!

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2 months

The only reason Ne-Yo doesn’t get his flowers the way he should is because of the shape of his head. There’s no other explanation

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2 years

I can’t believe how easy it is to step outside and spend £100 and have nothing to show for it

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2 years

People are way to tactical when it comes to dating imo. Too much game playing. It’s not chess. Just be genuine.

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2 years

I’m actually shaking rn. How am I meant to go into work tomorrow? I’m in bits

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2 months

I don’t understand people who don’t enjoy silence

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2 years

I’ve learned that I don’t enjoy reconnecting with people I disconnected from. Even if our relationship didn’t end acrimoniously, mentally I’ve moved on, and my life changes so quickly. I close chapters, move on and don’t like revisiting them. Even if I still have love for you.

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2 years

It’s crazy how life doesn’t stop. You could be going through the darkest and most turbulent of times and there’ll be no breaks or pauses. You just have to get up again every morning and keep going, no matter what life decides to throw at you. Tiyad.

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3 months

Dating broke and unaffectionate women has traumatised so many of my brothers

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2 months

I regret nothing that I’ve done in the name of romance. Put me back in the same position and I’ll do it all over again the same way

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2 years

Whenever I notice character traits I don’t like in other people I start to examine my own behaviour more intently to see if I also display those same traits sometimes

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4 years

Buy a black woman a Chanel bag TODAY

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3 months

Women being the motivation to get your money up is so funny. Why don’t you wanna get your money up because you just wanna live good and have nice things 😭

T.J. HENDERSON 🏠🤝🇭🇹

@mesyedeeds

3 months

Most men get financially stable in they 30s and peak in they 40s so y’all be ruling out some Niggas that’s gonna hit big in a few years 🥂

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11 months

TWENTY88

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@sanaravishing

11 months

Ruchee and Andre at dinner tonight👀 #LoveIsland

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4 years

Blows my mind that in London it’s perfectly normal to just rent a room. Not a flat, but a room. The suffering has really been normalised. 😭😭

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2 months

Who decided to start rolling out all this negative PR about India?

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@DAMIADENUGA

2 months

Street food in India. Eat or go back to your ex?

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2 years

These are the kind of jobs Twitter women want us all doing instead of podcasts

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@rahsh33m

2 years

I know for a fact I’d hurt my damn self on day 1 working here lmaoo

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11 months

Not my most liked but one of my personal favourites

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@BiggestttHater

11 months

what is y’all most liked tweet?

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3 years

Everybody needs to tell J Hus and Jae 5 to wake up. We are ready to danzz

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1 month

I am the furthest thing from a perfect Christian but honestly, I love God.

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2 months

One of those people who you either love or hate. No inbetween. I happen to really get along with him. Cracks me up 😂

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1 year

How did River Island survive the pandemic

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@brandypapii

2 years

Women have a unique ability of identifying things you didn’t even know you needed. Whether it’s as simple as a skincare product or small items for your house. Good women really just be adding value and filling gaps in your life

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8 months

Right. Very good 👍🏾

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8 months

having a baby with a man who doesn’t go by his government is crazy, inviting me to your gender reveal with brandypapii 👎🏿

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1 year

“And everything” is finishing me

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@SkyNews

1 year

Energy bills, council tax, broadband and everything due to rise in price from 1 April

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2 months

He’s a proper posh boy as well. Typical private school, Oxford grad etc. Not an ounce of humility in him and honestly? I like it 😂😂

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3 years

Everyone telling their girls they look stunning and beautiful. Jake would’ve greeted Libby with “you look like my girlfriend” 💀

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2 months

It’s the fact he was counting each blessing using his fingers for visual reference whilst saying this dhsjsjsksks

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1 year

This is my favourite TikTok from last year

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11 months

Confrontational people are my favourite people. They carry a bad rep because people conflate being confrontational with being combative. There’s a difference between someone who isn’t afraid to address issues with you and someone who just enjoys to pick fights

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1 year

Mandem who run events are the most ran thru

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@RiAnimator

1 year

What are the biggest male slut jobs I’ll start: tattoo artist

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2 years

The country is burning to crisps every day and we’re just here singing Ku Lo Sa in the middle of the furnace?

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2 months

Flirting with people who are relatively switched on and can make subtle innuendos without being direct is so much more fun. It’s like a game 😂

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6 months

For your own mental health, you have to blow some money occasionally.

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1 year

When you start being an adult, as in, fending for yourself in every way, you realise just how difficult life is for people. It’s humbling. I have so much sympathy for people who have to do this with less resources or support. I can never look down on anyone

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I love engagement rings that make people wanna ask “what does your husband do for a living?” 😂

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2 months

I’ve been in love like this before

baby.

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2 months

10 hour FaceTime.

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2 months

Everywhere in London is “ends”. You can be in a £2m townhouse and only be a stone’s throw away from the favelas

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“Kensington ain’t ends” you ppl really don’t know London fr

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4 years

Britain isn’t a real place. People CAMPED overnight outside Primark???

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5 years

Women are so attentive man. They’ll actually learn every small thing about you to the point it feels like they know you better than you know yourself. Lovely little weirdo creatures

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2 years

The average Brit cannot even explain to you what a Duke, Earl, or Viscount even is. This whole thing is so outdated loool

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3 years

I’ve lost all of the desire I once had to climb the corporate ladder. I just want a life with as much money as possible for doing the absolute bare minimum

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3 years

This is not going to make sense but in life you need to know a few trustworthy dodgy people

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2 years

Just a friendly reminder that wearing deodorant is more important than wearing perfume

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2 years

I love multi-faceted people. You don’t have to be any one thing. You can be everything. Yes I’m an extrovert and I am also an introvert. I listen to J Hus and also Kirk Franklin. I am a harlot and also a lover boy. I like white wine and also like red. I’m all of these things pls.

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People don’t like to hear it but there does need to be a ‘seriousness’ about you after a certain age. That doesn’t mean be miserable. But be conscious of the fact that poor decisions bear consequences

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2 years

What’s the WORST ice cream flavour and why is it chocolate???

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2 months

This is one of the nastiest pieces of legislation I’ve ever seen

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2 months

From today, care workers entering the UK on Health and Care Worker visas can no longer bring dependants. This is part of our plan to deliver the biggest ever cut in migration.

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2 years

I’ve distanced myself from, and cut ties with so many people purely based on what I’ve seen them do to other people, not me. If they can do it to one person, they can do it to you too.

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11 months

This is one of the occasions where it genuinely could never be me or my family

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11 months

That Submarine Shit Not Funny To Me That Could Be Your Family 💯🙏🏾

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2 years

“Get a grip” is a top 5 British phrase

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8 months

The mornings are dark and grey again. This is ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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I could never trust my mum to pick a wife for me. I remember when I was young she would always suggest the most prayerful babes from church talmbout “is that your girlfriend?”. No cheeks, no nothing. Just God fearing.

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3 years

I don’t understand what’s so scary about a bonnet that it needs to be “introduced” to someone “slowly” 😂😂

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3 years

I love that the 4-day work week agenda is being pushed more and more now. Hopefully it’s the next step after WFH

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2 years

Garlic mayo is not spoken about enough. I feel like we should give it its flowers. It's a top 2 dipping sauce and I promise you it is not number 2.

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3 years

Trying to keep in touch with everyone is actually exhausting (impossible). We’re all adults with too much going on in our day to day lives. I don’t take any offence when I don’t hear from people, I just understand. It’s really OK.

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2 months

When the Scottish created shortbread they really knew what they were doing

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1 year

Man will tell you “do your ting bro” meanwhile that’s the love of his life

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1 year

Man should always be honest to the lads about how they feel about a girl from the jump, saves a lot of mess

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2 years

White people need to start making songs like Year 3000 again. Too many Aitchs and ArrDees. Not enough Busteds and McFlys

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Age jokes are always hilarious if you’re secure about your age. You’ll always be able to see the humour in it because that was once you, and it will one day be them. The circle of life is beautiful

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Age jokes are humbling but always hilarious Pls my younger cousins found out I was born in the 90s (1998 mind you) and asked me if my childhood was in black and white?!?!?!?!?! “Did you know Jade is older than Google” Ofc I wanted to vom but it’s a rite of passage

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3 years

It proper spins me seeing that Gaz from G Shore guy married with 2 kids. Real British trash TV historians will know how much of a sket he was

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1 year

I don’t know a single person with a nose piecing who isn’t a deviant

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2 years

A whole Blue Ivy’s mum isn’t even close to billionaire status and man are here talking about Fredo dfkm

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18 days

I still maintain that til this day, there has never been a song more dramatic than JLS - Beat Again

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3 years

Sigh… we go again!

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2 years

People who like peace always have their phone on DND

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5 years

I really love that Hardy Caprio was at uni whilst dropping tunes that were hot on the streets and still graduated with a 1st. Black excellence. I stan.

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@brandypapii

4 years

£130K salary at 27 years old is super impressive man. Someone tell her that I am a great cook, I clean, iron, send flowers, great communicator, emotionally intelligent, a listener etc etc

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@brandypapii

3 years

One thing that’ll make you happier in life is learning to be at peace with the fact you’re different from others and vice versa. You have your own tastes, standards, opinions and preferences. Other people have their own and you don’t need to make it your mission to change them.

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Now that I’ve got my money, for the avoidance of doubt, I’d just like to make it abundantly clear that I am nobody’s father pls

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1 year

This company @TalkTalk owes me well over £200 and I’m running out of patience. In the midst of a cost of living crisis, I have 3 children to feed and am barely managing to make ends meet this month. I can’t believe this is how you treat your customers. What will my children eat?!

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5 months

The class system in Britain has very little to do with salaries 😭

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@SirClmnt

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Looooooool who’s gonna tell him ?

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@brandypapii

1 year

Sorry lads but the women are right on this one. Friendships have to come with some level of expectation(s). Otherwise that’s not friendship. Being a *friend* to someone should actually mean something.

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1 year

Heartbreak is too funny. You’ll be physically in Boxpark dancing but your mental health will be in Syria

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@brandypapii

3 years

Rent, council tax, gas & electricity, broadband, phone bill, TV licence... bruv there are actually too many bills in this life. That’s before you even have kids to feed

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@brandypapii

3 years

How you handle conflict in relationships, be that romantic or platonic is important. It never needs to get disrespectful. When you start calling each other names (prick, dickhead, bitch etc) or saying “fuck off/shut up” - you’ve all lost it. Do better.

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If you speak to most adults and ask them what causes them the most anxiety and stress, the answer you’ll hear most often will be finances. Money isn’t everything, but considering how much it occupies the mind-space of most adults, I think the best thing you can do for a child is…

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Sorting out your finances will do wonders for your overall self-esteem. And no, I’m not talking about dating. But more generally, how you feel about yourself/life. You approach every day with a lot more confidence when you’re not worrying about how you’re going to pay your bills

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I never regret the decision to stay at home. No matter how good/bad an event was, staying at home can never be a bad decision imo. (Unless the LOYL was at the event)

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3 years

This is what Rachel gets for trying to introduce her bonnet slowly!! #loveisland

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1 year

“Act like you been here before” - absolutely no, thanks. Acting like you’ve won the lottery >>>>

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@brandypapii

7 months

This behaviour tells me he doesn’t have it all together upstairs at all. He can definitely kill and I mean that in the most serious sense. Should be behind bars.

🎀🇯🇲🦄PINK PRINCESS 🇱🇨🎀🦄

@tiandemi

7 months

Sorry but this by far one of the most unhinged and disturbing things I’ve seen. The poor young lady was terrified. Men PLEASE just leave women alone you have to start taking NO for an answer. How can you continue to harass threaten and follow a lone woman? Dirty shithouse.

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@brandypapii

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Twitter “icks” and dating standards are not real because on the outside people are settling for anything and everything they can get. I promise you. I’m tweeting live and direct from the jungle right now.

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I think they gravitate towards me