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Clem 🌿

@SirClmnt

5 months

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

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Clem 🌿

@SirClmnt

5 months

LOL her granddad was definitely SS

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5 months

195 million USD… I just know he’s struggling to sell it & is hoping this would help 😭

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@SirClmnt

5 years

There's nothing more disgusting than this. We're not even a big country, something is very very very wrong with transport in this country. How is it cheaper to fly to mainland Europe ?

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Honestly, I think I’m just built different because nothing on this internet can ruin my self esteem

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u think instagram is ruining self esteem? Go scroll on linkedin for 5 minutes lol

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3 years

LOOOOOOOL this is so funny to me because everybody acts like they’re not looking for love until love slaps them in the face & all the wicked talk flies out the window

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Me enjoying this Hot Girl Summer with my boo 😜 || 🎥 @theestallion

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3 months

Buffalo wings are the worst variety of wings

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@shawntifying

3 months

I wanna get drunk & eat these with my eyes closed at 2am 😭😭

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@SirClmnt

4 months

Dogs & humans are not on an equal footing, the baby is not the dog’s sibling. I hate the way dog people anthropomorphise dogs. I hate dog people.

videos that boost your mental health

@cheerfulclips

4 months

Doggo finding out he's going to have a sibling

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8 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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6 years

All the rushing to do this by 25, do that by 30 is making a lot of people depressed.

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@SirClmnt

3 years

I mean a person was shot in the chest 4 times, we don’t really give a shit about the dog at this point

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@Independent

3 years

Lady Gaga’s dogs stolen after her dogwalker is shot four times in chest, report says

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5 months

I’m sorry but fleeing the scene & leaving the vehicles behind??? Are their brains papier-mâché??? 😂

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1 month

Just defeated UK Car Park in small claims court

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@SirClmnt

4 months

20k in Monzo is WILDDDDDD to me

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@lovefromkilla

4 months

Monzo froze my account with 20k in it and emailed me local food banks… are they fucking stupid?

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@SirClmnt

8 months

What’s that other white dog that looks like a white supremacist & the devil combined? Have we banned that one too?

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5 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@SirClmnt

4 months

Loooooool 19 days in & bro said

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@DJKopemanUK

4 months

Dry Jan completed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@SirClmnt

6 years

Minimalist interior is where life is.

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3 years

OMG wowwwwww! A whole £750

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4 years

Mike said

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@SirClmnt

2 months

@brandypapii I just know China has a hand in it 😂

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@SirClmnt

5 years

Rich Nigerians in Nigeria be like

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@SirClmnt

3 years

That’s their own, when sensible people were making moves, migrating to the web, streamlining their operations they were sitting on their hands doing nish

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

The owner of Primark has warned it faces losing over £1bn in sales if coronavirus lockdowns force the majority of its stores to remain closed through February

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@SirClmnt

1 year

American are by & large very stupid… you’re comparing rival gangs wanting to kill themselves to weekly mass shootings in schools?

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@RealJamesWoods

1 year

“Gun control” in action…

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@SirClmnt

2 years

How did his knife get under the meat & rice man?

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@LazarusKumi

2 years

Food spilling onto the phone let us know he eat like The Tasmanian Devil

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@SirClmnt

3 years

Women will come out dressed to kill & you guys will come out with your nonsense Jordans & jeans… men need to start matching women’s energy when it comes to dressing up for date nights, expand your wardrobe range

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26 days

This man is in PAIN 😭

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@SirClmnt

2 years

I’ve worked in tech for something like 8-9 years now, can I just say that I will never 100% trust code/computers like this 🤣

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@SirClmnt

5 months

Of course they’ve deleted it, how are they daft enough to post it in the first place ?

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@SirClmnt

4 years

“wHo WAnTs tO sEe tHe ThiRd fiGhT ☺️”

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@MrBigtimi

4 years

“Life a rollercoaster, someone told me to retire, c’mon man”. - AJ, 2019. #RuizJoshua2

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@SirClmnt

3 months

UK assassins must be in the absolute trenches then 😭

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@kittypurrzog

3 months

Seems low

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@SirClmnt

1 year

This age of setting up cameras to share everything is proper weird to me

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??????

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@SirClmnt

8 months

It’s wild that it’s cheap labour for them & at the same time the highest paying jobs for us.

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@SirClmnt

5 years

It’s not where you met them, it’s the content of their character, you can meet the devil in church

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@SirClmnt

2 months

That outfit is all the evidence I need to know he’s absolutely guilty

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2 months

Man caught trying to meet 11 year old girl.

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@SirClmnt

6 months

This reno/rebuild told me to get my money up instead of my funny up 😔

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@SirClmnt

6 months

HATE THIS LAPTOP SOOOO MUCH.

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@Adeworks_

6 months

Once they give you this laptop, just forget your mental health

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@SirClmnt

9 months

What a harrowing & distressing table to look at, she’s pure evil

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@SirClmnt

5 months

Using your own saved up 50k is also wild to me… both wild

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@investmattallen

5 months

Taking out a 50K loan to pay for a 6 hour wedding is crazy to me

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@SirClmnt

4 years

Ched and Jess walking down the stairs

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@SirClmnt

1 year

When I open my door & felt the warmth of 11 degrees, I wanted to take my top off & run the full length of the country 😭

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@SirClmnt

1 month

We’re too bad vibes as a nation for this kind of transparency, it just won’t go well in Britain 😂

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@SirClmnt

2 months

I act like I’m ok but I’m not until they send me the email saying you can order one now

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@SirClmnt

3 months

Not CharlezLdn 😭

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@GBNEWS

3 months

'The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that.' Royal expert, Tom Bower, discusses the King's cancer diagnosis. 🔓 Become a GB News Member:

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@SirClmnt

6 months

The way they manage to get so much house in such a small space is incredible… still not worth £21m though

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@SirClmnt

5 months

If you can’t do this at what looks like a very young age (20-30s) & you leave it like that, you’re actually finished in your old age 😭

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@Etrouse

5 months

Somebody asked if she even tried and she said “I gave it everything I had” and I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes cause I get it.

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@SirClmnt

1 year

The UK is a joke

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@modacitylife

1 year

Following the overwhelming success of the nine euro ticket experiment last summer, Germany will introduce a permanent €49 pass this spring. The monthly subscription will allow unlimited travel on buses, trams, subways, and local trains across every region in the entire country.

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@SirClmnt

1 month

Me right now

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6 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@SirClmnt

3 months

“In the US I’d be earning 400k”

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@SirClmnt

3 years

Why do you guys love these sort of conversations? The morning crust hasn’t even fallen off your eyes & you’ve already jumped on a app to shout into your phone at strangers

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@SirClmnt

5 years

If you have those keyless go/start cars, don’t leave your keys anywhere near the front door. Working in tech this was one of the first things I discovered about my car.

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@SirClmnt

5 months

Looooooool who’s gonna tell him ?

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@SirClmnt

1 year

I just know he saw 2536278162 white people on this trail before seeing this little crumb of blacks

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@SirClmnt

4 years

Never neglect your babe & that means more than just showing up really, you gotta pay attention to the details & respond accordingly.

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@SirClmnt

5 months

Is this “board” in the room with us right now?

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@SirClmnt

5 months

These are problems that are very much affixed to your ankle the minute you cause them, you’re not running anywhere unless you’re running to the airport to catch the next flight to Nicaragua 😂😂

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@SirClmnt

5 months

If I lived in America I’d be so docile man, you don’t know who has a gun & is madder than you

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@SirClmnt

6 months

After the journey, do you get to keep the train?

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@lifeofchristal

6 months

For 3 adults & a toddler to go to Leeds. Is this country actually OK????????

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@SirClmnt

3 months

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you can’t understand how true this is unless you’re a man

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@SirClmnt

6 months

Covid gave people WFH, they made up stupid reasons to go back to this

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@2macapo

6 months

Look at this and tell me if youd be happy

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@SirClmnt

8 months

@BoredAtGym Bro it’s head shape looks just as awkward as electric cars look tbh

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@SirClmnt

6 months

Saw this on insta the other day & I felt so sorry for bro… bro could have done a 30 hour grind in the DEEPEST trenches the previous day but if he even so much as tries to turn on his PS5 to have a little hehe haha with the lads the next she’s gonna be all over him about goals 😭

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@respawnedtarga1

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Hypergamy is real, dont slip fellas u gotta match her energy or she might lose respect for u

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@SirClmnt

8 months

Looooool looks very bannable

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@TaranGilll

8 months

How can you ban XL bully’s. Just look at them 🥲

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@SirClmnt

2 years

Are we still pretending Rihanna’s drip hasn’t been atrocious of late?

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@SirClmnt

6 months

“World’s most exclusive member’s club” is the biggest reach I have ever seen in my life 😭

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@SirClmnt

3 years

1. This is not jollof rice 2. Fish 🤮 3. If I come to your party & you serve me drug rice to eat, I’m taking you to every court on earth, starting at The Hague

Apartment Plug

@Queenprecy_

3 years

Cannabis Infused jollof rice , please instead of all those brownies and cakes , move to this jollof version at your parties .

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@SirClmnt

5 years

Dat3 n1ght

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@SirClmnt

6 months

1. 3 accounts (current (income), current (bills) & savings) 2. Itemised standing order for each bill, to occur the day after getting paid 3. Impose a strict monthly credit card spend 4. Clear 3 after 2 happens 5. Sweep what’s left into savings indiscriminately 6. Repeat

YA➰

@osg__

6 months

Tips on saving money ?

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@SirClmnt

4 months

Monzo is for transient bill payment money & maybe short term saving for something in a few months… I will NEVER trust that bank beyond that 🤣

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@SirClmnt

5 years

@Xhakaed @Bane_Jnr “They are strong but my God is stronger, pastor, I say lemme repeat that, they are strong but my God is stronger...” 😂

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@SirClmnt

1 year

Has this been studied? Do we know why they like showering like they miss life in hell? 😭

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@SirClmnt

4 years

Defending Churchill’s statue but throwing up nazi salutes, you really can’t make this up sksksksks

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5 months

LOOOOOOOL

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@SirClmnt

3 years

This obsession with home ownership is the next thing that’s gonna have these kids on the ropes, isn’t it? They haven’t even finished enjoying their youth & they’re already carrying huge debts & holding up keys for socials smh

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@SirClmnt

3 months

Once you get paid & you divvy the money between bills, savings & investments you’re basically broke again… what is life?

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@SirClmnt

3 months

I don’t compare myself to anyone you know , I just go thru life doing the things I wanna do to get where I wanna go & nothing external feeds into how I feel or do not feel about it. I feel nothing. I don’t even celebrate my achievements, I just move on to the next. Don’t…

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@SirClmnt

1 year

I REALLY DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO CANT DETACH FROM WORK IN NON WORK SETTINGS. Why the hell are you talking about work when you’re not at work?

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@SirClmnt

2 months

Not me… fully remote me please I do not ever want to see an office in my life. It makes no sense whatsoever, to me.

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@_Toks96

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Hybrid is so perfect so me, 2days in and 3 days at home. I think I’d hate fully remote work long term

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@SirClmnt

4 months

City commuters wearing their finest Rolex & shiniest shew to the office to be cheap labour for the Americans 😭

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@SirClmnt

5 years

Looooool these relationships that start in your late teens. when you’ve been 3/4/5 years & you were her first boyfriend you never know when she’s gonna wake up feeling like this 🤣

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@SirClmnt

1 year

No matter what the savings value is, it will never make sense for me to use that money to pay it. Parting ways with GRANDS to gain a few hundreds back a month is basically hustling backwards.

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@BoredAtGym

1 year

Lets say you have £20k in savings, all in, and your total SFE balance is £30k, will you use £20k to pay off 2/3 of your student loan balance in order to get it paid off early?

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@SirClmnt

4 years

Looooooooool when we were kids with no sense

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@_Aminata

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Everyone from the UK want to live in America so let’s not

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@SirClmnt

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@cngboi 8 years, his capacity for patience needs to be studied because 1 month of that & I’m already shouting 😭

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@SirClmnt

5 months

Not even being in the top 0.1% can make you upper class in this country (by itself anyway) 😭

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@SirClmnt

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Loooooool it’s always been high, that’s why Nike has always made a lot of money from running shoes, it’s just that the blacks are just starting to notice… it’s good too

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@unfamiliarjoe

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PR for running/jogging/marathons is at a ALL TIME HIGH

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@SirClmnt

4 months

Lots of mediocre losers like this in this country, they truly believe in mediocrity & if anyone strays out of that mediocrity even slightly they hate them. He probably thinks 50k is rich, anyone on that is a Tory & needs to be taxed more & goes around passively aggressively…

SteBel ✝️🏛️🏺🇬🇷 🏳️‍🌈

@SteBel14

4 months

@TypeForVictory Um, £40k for anyone under 30 is a good salary, pretty much regardless of quals

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3 months

I’m not jealous of you, I don’t envy you, I just don’t care about you. 😭

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@SirClmnt

5 years

Jordan he stole your girl from you & dashed her back at you... how can he not not understand what has just happened? 😂

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@SirClmnt

2 months

This is why this country is hell, she’s struggling but instead of focusing on her own issues or seeing that generally, we’re all taxed to death already & the 2%’er guy who is in a worse tax position because he’s squarely in the 60% trap could also be struggling with his 4 kids,…

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@samoye95

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We are finished. "An annual gross income of £74,000 puts Scott, 28, a software engineer from Leicestershire, in the top 10% of earners nationally. But, he says, it doesn’t feel that way for him and his family."

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@SirClmnt

5 years

A small child has witnessed their dad get shot in front of them & some of you are tweeting “imagine losing the love of your life”?

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@SirClmnt

1 year

Pandas play too much man, how can your whole life just be playing? They need to pay tax.

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@buitengebieden

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Still wondering how they can survive in the wild.. 🎥 Smithsonian National Zoo

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@SirClmnt

4 months

Reminds me of what this guy said

Bianca Bardot

@PinkYetiCup

4 months

Millennials do come off as younger than what we really are because we are childish and refuse to grow up but that’s our business

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@SirClmnt

4 years

This is why you sporadically have show madness, people need to see your propensity for instability every once in a while

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@SirClmnt

10 months

How did 16 year olds get their hands on a Lamborghini Urus in the first place?

UB1UB2 West London (Southall)

@UB1UB2

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This happened at an end-of-year prom yesterday in Beckton, East London, where 16-year-olds behind the wheel of a Lamborghini Urus decided to do balloons - let this be a reminder for anyone who may be about to do something similar