anybody who’s managed to get to the end of the pandemic without buying a dog, getting engaged or having a baby should receive £1000 each for this great feat of resistance
me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week
me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover
I can't believe we can just have all those days off and then suddenly it's over and we have to go back to work? Just out of nowhere? What the hell man that isn't right at all
I think we might all need to sit with ourselves on Sunday and have a long think about whether we can waste our 9pms on this show for the rest of the month
#loveisland
I can’t get over the fact Hugo is a teacher, surely he doesn’t think he can go back to that? The way his class will be like ‘sir why did you have sex in the middle of a road?’ and ‘sir remember when you got pied looool’
#loveisland
There’s a reason all my friends say ‘text me when you get home’ and chase me up if I forget, and there’s a reason I do the same back to them. This fear is so intrinsic to our nature we don’t even register it!
I haven’t been on holiday in two years. no beaches, no allioli and bread, no Fanta limón, no lays crisps, no hot air in my face stepping off the plane, nada. Im gonna kick off
not to my man my man my man you all to death but my man made me a PowerPoint presentation about buying a house to explain it to me because I often feel overwhelmed by it and don’t understand the process at all
i was reading about how wealthy young men in the 15th/16th centuries would literally spend their lives reading, learning languages, creating art and practicing science, never specialising in anything and travelling the world, and now I want to be a wealthy renaissance man
feel like we should do something really dramatic when the anniversary of covid hits in March, maybe we should collectively go outside and scream at 8pm that day
thinking about Them. the surprise! the inevitability! the tragedy! the chemistry! the "do you love ME or do you love who i become"? the tragedy (again)!
I’ve just realised how weird the premise is for the parent trap, like the parents divorced and just decided to keep a child each? And never speak to each other again or see their other child again? Wtf is this
rewatched ice age yesterday and it reminded me that my parents let me and my older brother pick my younger brother’s middle name when we were 6 & 8, and we chose Diego after the sabre tooth tiger