Matthew @mattharrisonnn Twitter profile

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Matthew

7 months

"Your skin is pale white and ice cold... you never eat or drink anything, you don't go out in the sunlight... how old are you?" "I'm 45." "How long have you been 45?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but hate will only feed me. (jk on sticks and stones, my wolverine bones are top .02% of 30 yr olds)

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2 years

@WelshSocialism This makes me deeply uncomfortable tbh. Intruding on grieving/mourning to get attention either in real life or on social media. Deeply weird behaviour and total lack of consideration for people around them. Just weird as hell.

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@plsitsnotme Your salary goes up by £15k and you pay £6.6k extra in tax, a marginal rate on that extra income of 44%, which is just below the top rate of tax, yes. £65k is a good salary, and £46,750 take-home (effective rate 22%) is also good. I fail to see what is unreasonable here?

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@lethal_heroine If you are the one-timer in this situation and you are *aware* of the other person's hope and don't correct it then yes you're kinda shitty, but if the other person consents to the sex then there is sex. Sex is not a transaction in exchange for a future relationship.

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11 months

Dutch is such an unserious language I swear

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1 year

@captainiberia @callmefaggg Like... four days is quite a long time to not reply to a text if you're actually interested in someone!

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10 months

@jwit2049 @slayonetta Maybe it's just not the public's business 🤷‍♂️

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4 years

@EllieCumbo @s8mb Ben can vent his anger however he likes, although I don't think it's helpful. But transphobia dressed up in a veneer of civility and rationality from a rich white woman is still transphobia, and is arguably more insidious and dangerous. Certainly more harmful than a sweary rant.

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@hemakhemak @HousingOC Reminds me of the comments when someone post that image of forty cars on a road versus forty people in a bus: "They better not even try to ban cars, people need to have a choice" like lmao that's not the point.

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@butleriano Why does this owl's face look like a slightly dried out slice of apple?

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3 years

@EdibleTom If you had been born 40 odd years earlier than you were, you would be on the receiving end of exactly the same demonisation, marginalisation, abuse, and violence from politicians, the media, and the general public that trans people are subjected to today.

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3 years

@h4rmeer @james_e_baldwin This explainer from a scholar of the Middle East and Sharia law is no more a "perspective" than the Law of Gravity was Newton's "perspective" on physics. Learn to learn from people who know more than you. Their experience is worth more than your gut feeling.

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@Esqueer_ "long-time Twitter user" is so funny to me, as though extended presence on this hell site somehow confers more legitimacy, not less

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3 years

@Conservatives Every contribution made by the LGBTQ+ community to the UK is despite the Conservative Party, not thanks to it.

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2 years

In news that will shock precisely nobody, TERFs lied yet again about the reasons for police action against them. Time after time they release carefully trimmed or edited footage making themselves out as victims of homophobia. Time after time they are shown to have lied.

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3 years

@RepRabb @RepKellyCassidy There's a whoooole lot of people here incapable of reading past the first tweet...

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8 months

@SaeedDiCaprio This feels like it has to be a bit?

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11 months

@CaelanConrad Possibly the worst thing about this is that if they just did this without the ulterior motive of tricking their child into coming home with god knows what in mind, if they just treated them like their child and had a normal relationship in the first place there'd be no issue.

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2 years

@Telegraph Lol. Lmao.

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8 months

@beeeeeeaan Wasn't there like a whole specific plot line about Donna just being clueless about the world around her and missing a bunch of other stuff before she was a companion?

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3 years

@EdibleTom This is absolutely not it.

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2 years

@DrewBearsItAll @joeylorich It is a truth universally acknowledged that no two people cannot have the same idea about a common shared experience 6 months apart.

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10 months

@mattxiv I don't know if this photo required this particular angle but I'm glad that's where it ended up ☺️

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1 year

@jordanbpeterson So you're mad that a politician isn't just protecting their own interests and instead is promoting policies that will improve equality even if they're at her own expense? Seems like a weird thing to be mad about.

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4 years

@teavangelize @probablyalissa Imagine English-speaking linguists fighting over the Oxford comma, but like, ten times worse

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4 years

@Tullibardine @arthur_affect If you're implying that he faked his assault, you'll be surprised to learn that a court recently convicted a man of the assault.

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2 years

@jessesingal Sorry, are we reading something completely different? Where's the celebration? The first tweet is straight factual, the second is discussing the bizarre (it really is bizarre) comments made in response to being arrested for apparently doxxing someone.

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8 months

@LizRummy Love to get radically self-reliant with my Starlink satellite connection

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4 years

@backtrvck hey whats up

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@backtrvck hey

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2 years

The precise problem here is that groups like Transgender Trend are invited to uncritically spread their bigotry and propaganda, while trans people are constantly forced to defend their very existence in "debates". It's absurd.

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Come on the programme and debate with them, Katy?

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1 year

@ncaipics @roseveniceallan @Serena_Partrick Trans people don't need laws passed granting them access. Those laws were passed years ago. What they need it for legislators to stop trying to pass laws to *ban* them from those spaces.

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4 years

@backtrvck whats up

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@Unbridl09298089 @lorraine @reallorraine "I can't imagine a woman forming an opinion I disagree with"

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1 year

@Moorhenwalking @KatyMontgomerie This is a totally absurd rationalisation and I really think you should have a think about if you would make the same excuse if the protester had been from the other side of the argument.

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3 years

@ParkerMolloy I guess 25-30 years is the new standard for "rapid-onset"?

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3 years

@FoxNews Your coverage of Melania Trump's *multiple* instances of plagiarism could not have been more sympathetic, so forgive me if I don't buy the hypocritical faux-outrage here.

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1 year

@mcknighthink @historyinmemes Yawn. Have a day off. Get a hobby or something.

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1 year

@TomoLUFC94 @Alex_Cameron @DailyMailUK Lol. "You mean Netflix just puts up their films on their platform with millions of subscribers and people can't just reproduce the work however they want to make money themselves?! Incredible!"

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4 years

@lethal_heroine Or any future behaviour for that matter. What if the other person wants marriage and kids but you don't? What if the other person wants monogamy and you later cheat? Is consent for earlier sex nullified retroactively? Consent is for sexual relations in the present.

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@Transgendertrd "Social transition is a strong predictor of persistence of gender dysphoria, the first step on the path towards blockers" - you're literally arguing that blockers are provided to children who are actually gender dysphoric and have been consistent in their gender expression...

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1 year

@DMReporter Yeah if it had been flipped the story would have been about Meghan making unreasonable demands and how dare she be so insensitive towards the bride so close to her wedding day etc

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7 years

@bbclaurak Will they demand sanctions against Tory Philip Davies who has done more harm to women with his votes and filibusters against women's rights?

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3 years

@teddering @sahilkapur Two of the most annoying tropes in politics are "Why can't the government stick to a budget like working class people do?" and "The government should be run like a good business." Neither are correct of course: the government should be run like a government.

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4 years

@brw21605 @MaraWilson It seems unfair to put energy policy on the Justices. They rule on points of law, here a matter of who has the authority to authorise it. That's not a progressive/conservative issue, it's a legal one. To stop energy policy like this, you have to get the GOP out of government.

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1 year

@estherk_k @benjaminbutter @GMB Not sorry but we absolutely can claim a moral high ground on not imprisoning people for simply being gay.

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1 year

Sorry but what exactly does actor Brian Cox have to contribute to the (endless, tedious, infantilising) debate about whether trans people should be able to live their lives in peace, besides the same nonsensical complaints JKR and her crowd repeatedly trot out?

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Here’s yet another BBC panel discussing trans, and particularly about the right to how someone’s body is talked about and regarded in law. CAN ANYONE SPOT WHAT’s MISSING IN THIS IMPORTANT DEBATE ABOUT TRANS? @BBCLauraK1 @bbclaurak

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@GreenPastelRed @SbCarbolic @EluraNanos @AnthonyMKreis It's quite simple. White student can be entitled to legacy admission because ancestors were admitted. Black student is generally not entitled to legacy admission because ancestors were not admitted, because they were not allowed to be due to racist laws. That's the point.

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@BronteSchiltz @chrisclive55 @PrestonMitchum But GSAs are *specifically* about including allies. Whereas LGBTQIA+ is a descriptor for the group of people who identify with/belong to the community of people who are non-heterosexual-cisgender.

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3 years

@FoxNews President Trump hasn't taken questions from reporters since before the election.

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@dustinwaine @captainiberia @callmefaggg So... writing someone a letter, and hand-delivering rather than posting because they live in the same building? Not to mention the person said they wanted to get together again. Like feel free to not be into that, but I think we can set a slightly higher bar for "creepy as fuck".

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@shonfaye Because the Guardian just assumes that trans rights are openly attacked the same way as in the UK, everywhere else?

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"Annexing part of the UK to the EU", "repudiate the awful Withdrawal Agreement [that he agreed in the first place]" ... this is the language and attitudes that made Brexit such a mess in the first place. The responsibility can only lie with the two successive governments that...

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If you voted Conservative to end the Brexit chaos... How did it make you feel watching Brandon Lewis admit that their Brexit plans will involve breaking international law over Northern Ireland?

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@cittymike @rhyswilliams367 @redrum57 @labour_always With respect, you're the one missing the point. An LLP does not make corporate profits per se - all the profifs go to the partners, think of it like their salary, which they then pay income tax on. So none of the net money earned is untaxed (assuming private income tax is paid).

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@RozKaveney Ugh I've been drawn into an argument on this before ("Marsha was just a drag queen/cross-dresser!"), when it's patently obvious from any description of how she lived or from any recording of her that she was a trans woman in all but the vocabulary used back in those times.

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@robbysoave @thomaschattwill It's interesting how you manage to completely evade Ratajkowski herself's complaint about the article, which is that TCW manages to imply that because she's beautiful and because of how she's dressed, it is somehow surprising that she reads and is capable of intelligent thoughts.

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@wtawind0w @theonlydoII @knightsricky @ChanceofEvan @gayoftheyear69 @thatonequeen I'm rooting for The Drag Queen Formerly Known As Bob, no question

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@EPM106 @firagawalkwthme I think even that's beside the point - how does it invalidate his life's work? Was this style a viral trend before he did it? Was anyone else doing it? Doesn't the trend literally include his name in the prompt? Is this not, in a certain way, a culmination of his life's work?

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@jimmybibby55 @SwampCommunist And you don't particularly care about the people who struggle to find employment or get loans or rent a home because they have a federal record who will be helped by this? Or the pressure it will put on states to take similar actions?

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@CheeseCakePCK Hmm what's the group size?

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@3YearLetterman @WelshSocialism Oh good, you've shown up.

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@edgahan @plsitsnotme That's a very different conversation and not the point OP was trying to make.

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@bigblackjacobin If underpopulation is the biggest danger then why is the richest man in the world pushing Tesla and SpaceX and trying to buy Twitter instead of putting his energy into building housing and funding public amenities and other things that make having a family easier?

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@GBNEWS I mean, you could literally watch the video of the whole encounter and there is zero assault or tearing apart. It's all over Twitter right now, including on that hate group's feed. Reality distortion and gaslighting nicely in progress. Martyr successfully made, news cycles got.

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@AdamWeinstein @BeijingPalmer I feel like everyone at Twitter probably had the exact same thought and then the phone call came from you know who explicitly requiring it for the lols or whatever

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@naomirwolf @Sen_JoeManchin @jentaub @jack @realDonaldTrump @Twitter @TwitterSupport It's not censorship for a platform to suspend an account for violating its terms of service.

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@dustinwaine @captainiberia @callmefaggg They live in the same building, it's not like he followed him home or creeped him online

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@IlCapocuocco @kaitlancollins @JMOCNN Raffensperger as Secretary of State was literally in charge of conducting the election in Georgia. I think it's highly likely, actually, that he has better intel (and understanding!) of what happened in his wheelhouse.

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@brain_puppet @Timcast Dude this is horrible data analysis and you should delete out of embarrassment. Axis intervals are 200,000 which makes it very difficult to see differences in each small dump which is much less. Though some differences are clearly visible on the larger dumps. The initial ...

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Part of a full thread. The notion that the government of "people are sick of listening to experts" could ever "follow the science" was never realistic.

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Not to mention how much ignoring the experts has weakened the NHS, from the warning about lack of PPE in the 2016 Cygnus report, to pursuing Brexit when every medical body said it would hurt the NHS. Now England has the highest excess death rate in Europe, with a #2ndWave coming.

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@GreenPastelRed @SbCarbolic @EluraNanos @AnthonyMKreis Sure it's not common for white applicants, but for equivalent Black applicants, it's even less common. Because of racism. Segregation ended within human memory. Never mind 5th generation, there are third generation descendants who feasibly be impacted by it.

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@emmakennytv @GovJersey I don't know if you realised this, but "assigned fenale at birth and with a cervix" includes women. Women are not excluded from this medical post that affects them.

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@brynismyname It makes more sense when you realise that what GC people appear to want isn't just "no self-ID", or even specifically a "natal sex ID" requirement; what they actually want is the right to ID other people and restrict their behaviour based on that.

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@david_r_morgan Breaking news! Sam Smith is still a talented artist with all the success in the world, except now they're happy 😌

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@JackWDart When did we expand the definition of journalism to "begging for third hand content from social media with minimal verification"?

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@tomhfh I feel like, in the grand scheme of things, on the scale of how bad things are, this probably doesn't land at "appalling"

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@KMC4wauk @UrsulaPerano @AOC If your argument isn't based in reality, maybe you need to reconsider your argument.

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@MrSloaneRanger Literally took this photo today and I was like "oh look a gay building" 😭

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@wfdelong @Heronymus The moral failure is in leaving those billions sitting in a bank account or tied up in enormous mansions or expensive cars or *whatever* when there are people dying of hunger, not even in third world countries, in the West, today, right now.

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@Villamole1 @DavidGHFrost There is no such thing as a carbon-friendly domestic flight in a country as small as the UK. Take the train.

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@Jefflez @stonewalluk I wonder how many of these are by cisgender transphobes complaining that they're the ones being silenced?

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@indepdubnrth It is obvious that a) there is a difference between airborne and non-airborne diseases, and b) a person found to have Ebola would trigger quarantine and contact-tracing. It would seem that an odd antipathy to public health measures during a pandemic can cause wilful ignorance?

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@Peyj6 @MattZeitlin Especially as your average viewer will probably be thinking "what the f does the director of a movie about the Titanic have to say about this that could possibly be useful?"

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@Transgendertrd for a long time. In what world does that correspond to your (and others') nonsense claims of "rapid-onset gender dysphoria" or "suddenly declaring themselves the opposite sex" or "these children don't understand and many turn out to not be trans"?

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@cittymike @rhyswilliams367 @redrum57 @labour_always FWIW, I agree that MPs and particularly government ministers should be highly restricted on how they can make money outside of their official salary, and should avoid anything that even appears untoward even if it's technically legal and fine.

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@samclawrence @JimMFelton I think you need to go learn what the word "communist" means and then return, delete this tweet, and rewrite it with something that makes sense.

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@DebbieHayton @unherd Why does a passport need to announce the sex of the holder?

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@guardian Tiresome as always. Unclear why these people, who get so upset at the idea of other people policing their identity, simultaneously think it's okay for them to police other people's identity, regardless of the particular arguments for or against "queer" versus "gay".

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@j0s3fk @Joannechocolat When people say that, they don't mean "omit the fact that this was an act of murder", they mean "don't tell the murderer's life story, bring out sympathetic people who can't possibly understand how that nice boy could do that awful thing, or publish their manifestos."

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@firagawalkwthme This is so bad lmao, the way it nearly drives into that truck and somehow it's impressive that it has to stop and turn away? Embarrassing

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@joburglawyer Is it? To accuse someone of genocide, even with much evidence, one must oneself be "morally impeccable"? Do the courts now factor the accuser's moral standing into their judgment instead of just the evidence before them?

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@nypost If you're angry about this then all you're really saying is you're comfortable with women being statistically more likely to be injured in crashes involving vehicles that aren't designed to protect them. So which is the real anti-woman position?

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@KatyMontgomerie @ContraPoints Then at least we will have solid proof of Natalie's power

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@Transgendertrd The case rested partly on the fact that the vast majority of children who take blockers go on to continue to be trans and have other treatments, which literally shows that they're correctly only prescribed to those who are persistent and not just hopping on a trend.

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@m11ker @AdamMaidment @_poplay If you manage accommodation it is your job to... manage that accommodation. That includes dealing with thieves living in the building and disagreements between residents where it is related to the common usage of the building. It's not complicated.

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