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my 3rd stand up comedy special “GOD LOVE ME”
@hbomax
3/2
I’m sorry cleveland. I’m sad i could not be there this weekend. I RARELY cancel. My dad passed and under the circumstances i need to send him off and be with my family. And honestly, i NEED ME right now. See you may 18-20 I’ll even add shows just because. I love u all.
Mental health. Black people PLEASE UNPACK. We are so strong but everybody has to unpack their feelings. We are so used to holding them in… FUCK THAT! Talk to a professional. We need that.
I’m sad. Broken. Hurt.. yet extremely grateful to God that i got to spend 5 years of my life working with one of the funniest sweetest wisest humblest loving man johnwitherspoon you were my tv dad and my mentor and…
Dear fans… nah fuck that… friends,
I appreciate all of the love and prayers for our family. We are bonded and United in love and honor of our beautiful strong father. Lucky us… he was what the world needed. I hope every man can be a Howell Wayans. He made his boys good men
Robin Williams. Eddie Murphy! Richard I do it all.. one day they’ll see that until then… just do your best. Grateful to be i a journey of preparation… i ain’t made it yet.
I’m disappointed in the
@NFL
and the owners… this
@Lj_era8
situation feels unfair and racist. Pay that man. It doesn’t matter who his reps are. MJ’s mother made his
@NIKE
deal. Now he’s a billionaire. Stop this bullshit. I’m cancelling my red zone and boycotting if this continue
If
@elonmusk
and
@twitter
don’t stop this hate and racism. They about to experience a BLACK OUT. That’s where everyone BLACK walks the fuck out! Celebs and civilians
I woke up this morning & i prayed 4
@kanyewest
although slavery was NOT A CHOICE... LOVE IS. So please choose love, choose healing, choose stregnth, choose mercy, choose GOD! All he needs is to do do is embrace humility. Stop worshiping the false idol (himself) and worship GOD.
I was sad all night. Woke up
@this
morning and wanted to laugh so i watched this video of us Pops. Such a good time. So glad we made this classic show together. Kinda love what we do... These episodes allow us to live…
@TiffanyHaddish
@TheRoot
To be honest New Year’s Eve sets are haaaaard as fuck! I had a weird ass ending to my show last night too. Stopped mid joke to do countdown then... GOOD NIGHT
Some say The Wayans Bros wasn’t funny... and to think we never got a final episode. Physical comedy is so under appreciated art form. Happy 20th bday
#wayansbros
. What was your favorite episode?
Go see the full video on my IGTV. -
I appreciate
@AndrewYang
take on
@Shanemgillis
we have to stop the punitive damages that happens to comedians when they some dumb shit. Yes we can be more responsible BUT sometimes we say STUPID SHIT In order to be funny. Please forgive us in advance.
#1stamendment
@TiffanyHaddish
@TheRoot
And this too shall pass. We all bomb baby. ThTs a part of the journey. Embrace it. The same shit you bombed with you’ll get standing ovations for later. Love you.
If this is how
@UnitedAirlines_
treats their first class customers…. I’d rather fly any competitor coach. Sorry KC I’m gonna miss tonight’s shows due to a United gate agent who probably hated white chicks
No words. You know what it is. My bro, my pop, my idol… love you more than a post. Always your baby bro.. thank you for teaching us all that we can DREAM
So great meeting this Brazilian comedic brother
@whindersson
I’m a fan of his work and a friend of his person. Great guy. Look for a collaborationsoon.
@netflixbrasil
we have something to pitch you already. Having…
Hate is disease that lies in the the hearts of the insecure and ungodly. Get that fucking poison out your soul and find your greatest u in light and in love
Man ... no words. Too soon.
#ripkobebryant
you’re inspiration to us all. Tenacity, determination, confidence, killer instinct, unbelievable work ethic and the will to work yourself into greatness. You’re gone but…
24 years ago today the wayans bros show premiered. We were 21 & 23 year old kids from
@the
projects of Manhattan that created, exec produced, and starred in our very own sitcom. We were…
Nah marlon just FUNNY. Don’t try to drag our classic into yall bullshit argument. We told a good joke... do you know who loves white chicks the most? WHITE CHICKS
Is ANYFUCKINGBODY IN OUR WHITE HOUSE OR CONGRESS PLANNING ON TAKING ACTION TO TIGHTEN GUN LAWS!!!! How many mass shootings must we endure before something is done to minimize this?!?!??
Dear HBCU students and faculty DO NOT BE THE FIRST TO TRY OUT THIS VACCINE. We are not guinea pigs. Remember the Tuskegee experiment. I love y’all. I attended an HBCU... we ain’t lab rats fuck that
Such a wonderful actor. Could play anyone. Love bro. What a beautiful spirit and artist
#ripchadwickboseman
🖤 kiss God and my mom and loved ones.
#toosoon
#legend
Comedians say dumb shit... forgive us in advance... it’s not an assault or an attack it’s just our job. We have to go in dark caves and find humor. That’s the beauty of comedy.
When i first started twitter i used to focus on the negative comments and always give that my attention. Now all i care to pay attention to is those that love and support me. Brush hate to the side give love your attention
Another school shooting. Those brave Parkland kids march, protested, yelled and cried. OUR GOVERNMENT DID NOTHING! This shit doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world like this. When do we tighten these gun laws. Poor kids can’t even go to school in peace
You wanna grow rapidly in life? Remember it’s always you... never them. When you look to you to resolve your issues YOU GROW. If u look to place blame you will relieve yourself of the gift of the lesson
Maaaaan, not to “kick” a brother when he’s down… BUT we predicted this shit exactly. When art imitates life then LIFE actually happens. Shit! We were way ahead of our time.
#thesejustjokes
let’s laugh again
You can be friends and still not share the same opinions. How the fuck do we grow if we all the same? I learn a lot from people who challenge my perspectives.
I like that Biden nice, somewhat boring, calm, responsible, informative, structured and concerned... like the good grandpa that always has a good talk and a penny candy for you not the crazy one that forgets your name and calls you motherfucker
I’m calling on everyone in Staten Island and Queens to vote in the midterm elections, most important thing Register!!! . The Deadline to register to be able to vote is October 12. Firing Day (Election): November 6th
Ready..Set...Fire.
#takeittothehouse
Thank you to all the people who watched
#sextuplets
the positive responses are OVERWHELMING! I have never done a movie that has gotten THIS MUCH LOVE. Which tells me i am growing. Thank u all for being there side by side as i develop. And to the few that didn’t like it still thx
You know that person that hurt you. The one that haunts you. The one you wished never did. Makes you harbor anger and resentment for all they’ve done... forgive them! Let it go. Let your heart be light and your soul be love. that was meant for you. Grow and be thankful.
Who cares about how successful someone else is. Don’t be distracted by competition. Only competition is yourself. Challenge you to be your best you every day every moment every situation and watch your greatness unfold. Far surpassing anything you ever dreamed for you
Dear everybody you have greatness in you. There’s billionaire in every individual ... find your purpose. Align with your greatness. Do the work!!! Let’s go