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@MarlonWayans
marlon wayans
1 year
I’m sorry cleveland. I’m sad i could not be there this weekend. I RARELY cancel. My dad passed and under the circumstances i need to send him off and be with my family. And honestly, i NEED ME right now. See you may 18-20 I’ll even add shows just because. I love u all.
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@MarlonWayans
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8 years
It's here! Watch the trailer for my new movie #FiftyShadesOfBlack NOW & see it in theaters January 29!
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marlon wayans
2 years
Mental health. Black people PLEASE UNPACK. We are so strong but everybody has to unpack their feelings. We are so used to holding them in… FUCK THAT! Talk to a professional. We need that.
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4 years
I’m sad. Broken. Hurt.. yet extremely grateful to God that i got to spend 5 years of my life working with one of the funniest sweetest wisest humblest loving man johnwitherspoon you were my tv dad and my mentor and…
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7 years
Dear Mexicans and the rest of the world... I am so sorry. This idea of a wall is a disgrace to america and humans. He's not my president
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marlon wayans
5 years
I say it again FUCK YO SENSITIVITIES... let’s get back to living loving laughing
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1 year
Dear fans… nah fuck that… friends, I appreciate all of the love and prayers for our family. We are bonded and United in love and honor of our beautiful strong father. Lucky us… he was what the world needed. I hope every man can be a Howell Wayans. He made his boys good men
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9 months
The X don’t seem as fun as the bird… I’m just saying.
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10 months
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@MarlonWayans
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9 years
I just saw @MileyCyrus titty in my eyes she's always a baby ... I feel dirty... like Jared from Subway
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2 years
Robin Williams. Eddie Murphy! Richard I do it all.. one day they’ll see that until then… just do your best. Grateful to be i a journey of preparation… i ain’t made it yet.
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@MarlonWayans
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5 years
And before you turn him in please PUNCH THIS MOTHERFUCKER in his chest a few 1,000 times
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4 years
Go to fb and my Instagram @MarlonWayans to see my sister @kimwayans entire HILARIOUS sketch #missnenita #govote2020 I’m literally 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 directed by @shawn_wayans
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1 year
I’m disappointed in the @NFL and the owners… this @Lj_era8 situation feels unfair and racist. Pay that man. It doesn’t matter who his reps are. MJ’s mother made his @NIKE deal. Now he’s a billionaire. Stop this bullshit. I’m cancelling my red zone and boycotting if this continue
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6 years
Fuck sensitive people. So tired of these sensitive ass muhfuckas. Y’all have no place around opinionated people
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9 years
Did yall see Detroit Lions vs the Referees? Great game... The refs won
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7 years
And I hope u all pray for @kanyewest too. He's not just an artist but he's a father, a son a husband and above human. Get well soon
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1 year
If @elonmusk and @twitter don’t stop this hate and racism. They about to experience a BLACK OUT. That’s where everyone BLACK walks the fuck out! Celebs and civilians
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4 years
Fuck Christmas.
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
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6 years
I woke up this morning & i prayed 4 @kanyewest although slavery was NOT A CHOICE... LOVE IS. So please choose love, choose healing, choose stregnth, choose mercy, choose GOD! All he needs is to do do is embrace humility. Stop worshiping the false idol (himself) and worship GOD.
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I was sad all night. Woke up @this morning and wanted to laugh so i watched this video of us Pops. Such a good time. So glad we made this classic show together. Kinda love what we do... These episodes allow us to live…
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5 years
@TiffanyHaddish @TheRoot To be honest New Year’s Eve sets are haaaaard as fuck! I had a weird ass ending to my show last night too. Stopped mid joke to do countdown then... GOOD NIGHT
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3 years
Who wants to see the final episode of #wayansbros ?
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marlon wayans
7 years
This is me in the bedroom. Shiiiit I made 2 babies like this. The washing machine move got me the boy! 😂
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marlon wayans
7 years
Dear boxing, this is an atrocity. What fight were the judges watching?????!!!! This fight was an…
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5 years
Some say The Wayans Bros wasn’t funny... and to think we never got a final episode. Physical comedy is so under appreciated art form. Happy 20th bday #wayansbros . What was your favorite episode? Go see the full video on my IGTV. -
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7 years
This is a despicable act of blatant prejudice. This is a stain on our country. If u voted for this fucker slap the shit out of yourself
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10 years
@KevinHart4real & @TheRealMikeEpps "you boys stop it! Stop it now hear! Sound in' like 2 heathens"! * in my concerned black mother voice
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marlon wayans
5 years
I appreciate @AndrewYang take on @Shanemgillis we have to stop the punitive damages that happens to comedians when they some dumb shit. Yes we can be more responsible BUT sometimes we say STUPID SHIT In order to be funny. Please forgive us in advance. #1stamendment
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5 years
@TiffanyHaddish @TheRoot And this too shall pass. We all bomb baby. ThTs a part of the journey. Embrace it. The same shit you bombed with you’ll get standing ovations for later. Love you.
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If this is how @UnitedAirlines_ treats their first class customers…. I’d rather fly any competitor coach. Sorry KC I’m gonna miss tonight’s shows due to a United gate agent who probably hated white chicks
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marlon wayans
7 years
I thought what the cast of @HamiltonMusical said to our new VP was respectful inclusive and classy. I don't see the "harassment".
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2 years
No words. You know what it is. My bro, my pop, my idol… love you more than a post. Always your baby bro.. thank you for teaching us all that we can DREAM
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5 years
So great meeting this Brazilian comedic brother @whindersson I’m a fan of his work and a friend of his person. Great guy. Look for a collaborationsoon. @netflixbrasil we have something to pitch you already. Having…
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8 years
Who wore it better @drake pops or me?
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8 years
What’s your New Year’s resolution? Christian Black has some suggestions. #FiftyShadesOfBlack in theaters Jan 29!
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3 years
The FUCK is wrong with people?! If you can’t control your sex addiction i suggest you cut your dick off but don’t go around killing innocent people
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marlon wayans
7 years
It took 8 days to be the worst president EVER. Congrats on the record. #kudos
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marlon wayans
6 years
Hate is disease that lies in the the hearts of the insecure and ungodly. Get that fucking poison out your soul and find your greatest u in light and in love
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marlon wayans
9 years
Add me on @shots app. Username marlonwayans. Link to download —> http://t.co/NDCBduAndf
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marlon wayans
4 years
Man ... no words. Too soon. #ripkobebryant you’re inspiration to us all. Tenacity, determination, confidence, killer instinct, unbelievable work ethic and the will to work yourself into greatness. You’re gone but…
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5 years
24 years ago today the wayans bros show premiered. We were 21 & 23 year old kids from @the projects of Manhattan that created, exec produced, and starred in our very own sitcom. We were…
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4 years
We need a black female justice in the Supreme Court
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7 years
And ALL THE VAGINA IN ATLANTA JUST DRIED UP
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4 years
Nah marlon just FUNNY. Don’t try to drag our classic into yall bullshit argument. We told a good joke... do you know who loves white chicks the most? WHITE CHICKS
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6 years
Is ANYFUCKINGBODY IN OUR WHITE HOUSE OR CONGRESS PLANNING ON TAKING ACTION TO TIGHTEN GUN LAWS!!!! How many mass shootings must we endure before something is done to minimize this?!?!??
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7 years
This president gets along with NOBODY! he’s hurting this country. He’s killing our alliances overseas. He will go down as the worst EVER!
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marlon wayans
6 years
This is big of you @jimmykimmel i believe the eastcoast/westcoast beef could’ve been squashed with this same kind of tweet.
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9 years
I get on @Shots just to watch @FloydMayweather 's videos that's all... Oh and mine... And @justinbieber fuck it I just like @shots
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4 years
Dear HBCU students and faculty DO NOT BE THE FIRST TO TRY OUT THIS VACCINE. We are not guinea pigs. Remember the Tuskegee experiment. I love y’all. I attended an HBCU... we ain’t lab rats fuck that
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3 years
So… we still getting arrested for weed? 🤦🏽‍♂️
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7 years
Dear Black people PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE! So many have died and sacrificed for us to have that right. Don't waste it! GO VOTE!
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3 years
Nah nah nah nah hey hey GOODBYE 👋
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7 years
Oh how I wish I was an Atlanta stripper right now #rich
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6 years
Y’all didn’t think we could make it funnier but we DID. Season 2 of #Marlon is headed your way June 14 at 9/8c on @nbc !!
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4 years
Such a wonderful actor. Could play anyone. Love bro. What a beautiful spirit and artist #ripchadwickboseman 🖤 kiss God and my mom and loved ones. #toosoon #legend
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5 years
Comedians say dumb shit... forgive us in advance... it’s not an assault or an attack it’s just our job. We have to go in dark caves and find humor. That’s the beauty of comedy.
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When i first started twitter i used to focus on the negative comments and always give that my attention. Now all i care to pay attention to is those that love and support me. Brush hate to the side give love your attention
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4 years
Now i see why he told the proud boys stand back... 🤦🏽‍♂️ always protecting his people
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marlon wayans
4 years
They be sleeping
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Tonio🦇
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If we talkin about versatility can’t forget about @MarlonWayans
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Another school shooting. Those brave Parkland kids march, protested, yelled and cried. OUR GOVERNMENT DID NOTHING! This shit doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world like this. When do we tighten these gun laws. Poor kids can’t even go to school in peace
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marlon wayans
7 years
How'd y'all like my tv show #Marlon
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marlon wayans
6 years
You wanna grow rapidly in life? Remember it’s always you... never them. When you look to you to resolve your issues YOU GROW. If u look to place blame you will relieve yourself of the gift of the lesson
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Dear kids… don’t poke bears. Smfh
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marlon wayans
7 years
How bout this... I’m gonna #takeknee at home during the Anthems until this asshole is out of office. #fuckouttahere #nobodylikesyou
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5 years
Happy Halloween 🎃 nobody likes dressing up as much as i do!
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2 years
Maaaaan, not to “kick” a brother when he’s down… BUT we predicted this shit exactly. When art imitates life then LIFE actually happens. Shit! We were way ahead of our time. #thesejustjokes let’s laugh again
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You can be friends and still not share the same opinions. How the fuck do we grow if we all the same? I learn a lot from people who challenge my perspectives.
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Boy @terrycrews you got my timeline on blast with all this #WhiteChicks2 talk. From brazil to australia and all over the USA people blowing me up.
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4 years
Just #unfollowed @realDonaldTrump got tired of blowing up my timeline with bullshit
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marlon wayans
5 years
So much fun at @anitta party. Love this woman. Don’t get drunk and speak Portuguese. Weird shit happens. #brazil saudades muito!!! 🇧🇷 te amo siempre
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4 years
This debate is “a Grumpy Old Men” sequel
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6 years
Hmmm... I smell impeachment
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3 years
Here he goes with that bullshit
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marlon wayans
5 years
I seen this nigga roll and smoke a blunt twice his damn size ain’t no fuckin’ way I’m flying with this nigga
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Lil Duval really living his best life! 🛩🙌💯 @LilDuval
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2 years
Damn…. Rest well. Thank you for giving bad guys a heart.
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marlon wayans
7 years
If you didn't vote or encourage your friends and family to vote then you cannot complain about the results.
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marlon wayans
1 year
If i RT you… that’s my way of saying “THANK YOU! I SEE YOU! ILOVE YOU TOO! AND I APPRECIATE THE LOVE AND SUPPORT ALWAYS.” MW
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marlon wayans
7 years
This breaks my heart. Stunt men put their lives on the line to make us actors look like heroes. Thank u. God rest. #unsongheroes
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#WalkingDead stuntman John Bernecker is dead after suffering serious on-set injuries.
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3 years
I like that Biden nice, somewhat boring, calm, responsible, informative, structured and concerned... like the good grandpa that always has a good talk and a penny candy for you not the crazy one that forgets your name and calls you motherfucker
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marlon wayans
7 years
To my Muslim people deeply sincerely apologize for this disgusting act of hate exhibited by our so called president. This is #unAmerican
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6 years
I love hard, i hurt easy, i heal quick. That’s me
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8 years
#ikneelwithcolin because I stand for justice and equality. I love and appreciate our military but their sacrifice is for ALL OF AMERICA.
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marlon wayans
6 years
I’m calling on everyone in Staten Island and Queens to vote in the midterm elections, most important thing Register!!! . The Deadline to register to be able to vote is  October 12.  Firing Day (Election): November 6th Ready..Set...Fire. #takeittothehouse
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marlon wayans
6 years
The fuck am i watching? If this is the anthem I’m kneeling everytime. TRUMP would kneel to this shit
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marlon wayans
11 years
If Beyonce's titty pop out I'm jerking off on cue. I'm just sayin. No disrespect Jay...well all kinds of disrespect but fuck it
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Do me a favor... FUCK EVERYONE who tells you that you CAN'T. You can do anything! We are all celebrities and billionaires. Just do the work
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marlon wayans
7 years
My dude @BustaRhymes said #presidentagentorange 😂😂😂
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marlon wayans
5 years
Thank you to all the people who watched #sextuplets the positive responses are OVERWHELMING! I have never done a movie that has gotten THIS MUCH LOVE. Which tells me i am growing. Thank u all for being there side by side as i develop. And to the few that didn’t like it still thx
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6 years
Next time you pray don’t ask God for shit... just say THANK YOU!
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Hit the road jack... y’all know the rest
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Be kind to everyone and life will be kind to you
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Real talk ... that was a bullshut ass Super Bowl. #thatsall
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6 years
You know that person that hurt you. The one that haunts you. The one you wished never did. Makes you harbor anger and resentment for all they’ve done... forgive them! Let it go. Let your heart be light and your soul be love. that was meant for you. Grow and be thankful.
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Who cares about how successful someone else is. Don’t be distracted by competition. Only competition is yourself. Challenge you to be your best you every day every moment every situation and watch your greatness unfold. Far surpassing anything you ever dreamed for you
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marlon wayans
7 years
We should ask our president does he believe in climate change now?! Shit is real! When people have to build fucking arcs is a damn sign
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marlon wayans
4 years
The stars of the debate was @KamalaHarris pence’s bloody eye and the fly on his head. Pence may wanna go quarantine that eye. Lmao 😂
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marlon wayans
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Dear everybody you have greatness in you. There’s billionaire in every individual ... find your purpose. Align with your greatness. Do the work!!! Let’s go
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