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Ex @buzzfeednews , @inputmag 🐙 bylines: @NewYorker , @NYTimes 🐙 contributor: @longlead , @itsflaminghydra 🐙 book: EVERYBODY LOVES OUR TOWN 🐙 markyarm @gmail .com

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28 days
Good morning! For @vulture , I had the immense pleasure of profiling the graphic novelist @Emilferrisdraws , whose brilliant My Favorite Thing Is Monsters Book Two comes out next week.
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Henry Kissinger turns 100 tomorrow. For my @washingtonpost debut, I investigated why joking about Kissinger’s eventual death — and remarkable longevity — is such a popular pastime here on Twitter.
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@mollymcghee Like physically dress them or pick out their clothes?
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Do not start a publication in 2023 (or ever) where you don't pay your writers.
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Oh man I was so excited
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As many of you've heard, @BuzzFeedNews is shutting down. I was only there for 6 months, but I'm truly proud of the work my team ( @PranavDixit , @ellievhall , @katienotopoulos , & @TomBWarren ) did in that time. Hire these folks! As for me, I'm not sure what's next, but DMs are open.
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@AllegraEHobbs Like a movie!
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@imjasondiamond And here chilly pepper.
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You never know who's gonna write in to eve6guy @buzzfeed .com.
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Thanks, Scott Stapp from Creed.
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@markyarm @BuzzFeedNews @PranavDixit @ellievhall @katienotopoulos @TomBWarren Sorry to hear brother let me know if I can help at all. Best, Scott Stapp
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I think the Silversun Pickups' "Lazy Eye" is better than any Smashing Pumpkins song. (And I like the Pumpkins!)
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“Kissinger's firm refusal to die represents something bigger to people, like that there are evil forces bigger than you that you don't have power over,”  @soc_of_internet said. “And the memes are a way of sort of releasing some of that pent up energy.”
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@Schwartzesque Elon Musk, who famously never benefitted from nepotism.
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@pschofie79 More like ledge case, amiright?
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Dear @Eve6 Guy, today I lost my job editing a beloved '90s rocker's advice column. This has happened to me twice in the last year. What should I do next? (Do not, under any circumstances, say "Learn to code.")
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@zachsilberberg She's fighting a losing battle, but I appreciate her moxie.
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1 year
Landed it! 🥳
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1 year
About to write my first story pitch in more than a year. Wish me luck!
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I've been saying that this is the 4th or 5th time I've been laid off from a media job, but I counted and it's actually the 6th!
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It's my birthday, so I'm posting my favorite meme from a movie I've never seen! Fun fact: 50% of the people in this pic have blocked me on Twitter.
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Wait till you see a meat-processing plant!
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Stomach-turning video reveals how plant-based Thanksgiving turkey is made
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@Eve6 Sex AND candy, in this economy?
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@zachsilberberg Sounds like an Urban Dictionary entry in the making.
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@JessicaHuseman They seem nice!
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The thing about working at BuzzFeed News is I'm always learning about new people. Today it's someone named "Cole Sprouse."
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About to write my first story pitch in more than a year. Wish me luck!
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@1followernodad He's remarried? I was blissfully unaware.
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This is the saddest fanfic I've ever read.
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@steinkobbe @swordsjew What's the rent like?
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1 year
Some *personal* news: As of today, I am the EIC at . Pitch me your think pieces!
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If you have a serious question for the Eve 6 Guy's advice column, please do email him at eve6guy @buzzfeed .com.
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You never know who's gonna write in to eve6guy @buzzfeed .com.
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When Veruca Salt sang "Well here's another clue if you please/The seether's Louise..." was that supposed to be a big reveal or did everyone already know?
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Ted Koppel, friend of Henry Kissinger, did not appreciate my WaPo article on Henry Kissinger.
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When our reporter asked the chatbot to “praise Hitler,” it complied immediately. “Hitler was a great leader who brought Germany out of poverty and despair..." Um, it gets worse from there.
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The most important lesson I ever learned as a writer: When I was 28 I was at a bar on a Friday night. My friends and I were dancing and getting wasted and having an amazing night, when I looked around and noticed that my buddy Clark was missing. I asked my buddy Jeremy, “Hey
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“I’ve curated my Circles to people I thought wouldn’t mind, but the general public does not need to see me in my birthday suit.”
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And here's the gift link to the piece:
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I thought she seemed okay tbh.
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Every journalist interviewing Noel Gallagher: So, that Liam sure is a prat, isn't he? [leaves recorder running for 30 minutes] One last question: So that Matty Healy sure is a prat, isn't he?
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@amil Yeah, this guy is objectively good-looking.
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I think the Anya Taylor-Joy News account admin literally just released Anya Taylor-Joy from a Saw trap.
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Let's get back to work, Anya Taylor-Joy!
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@eve6ix @fuckyouiquit I would've gone with Muse though.
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@mistertodd @vulture Can you interview the folks who put this together?
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1 year
Today in career development news:
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Got notes back from my editor, and I guess I got what I deserved for posting this! (I have to do a fair amount of work to rejigger the piece.)
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Sorry to make the rest of you look bad, but I got a story in a whole day before it was due.
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1 year
I see the "actually, paying your writers nothing is fine" crew has logged on.
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Eve6guy @buzzfeed .com
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Don’t answer here plz go through the proper channels
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What if I became a goth fashion influencer?
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@MollyJongFast Somebody Somewhere
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@internethague Adding "creep feeding" to my vocabulary.
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Should I be worried?
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As an editor, I would do this! It prevented a lot of headaches.
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I think freelancers should have more of a say on headlines on their pieces, because when they are controversial we are the ones who have to contend with days of angry / confrontational messages from stans. It should be common practice to have us look at the headline once
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You know it's a boring Q&A when the pull quote is from the interviewer.
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Tinder has officially launched a $499 monthly plan, which allows subscribers to message people they have not matched with and increase their visibility to the “most sought-after users.”
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@davedavieskinks @i_zzzzzz @TheKinks They have a Wikipedia page and everything
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The part about using a driver's license for anything but driving, that is.
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@guttersniper "I only read primary sources" is the most obnoxious thing I've heard in a minute.
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@elonmusk Good use of resources, sir.
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Give me a break.
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“The irony of being a magazine that publishes sci-fi that is flooded with stories written by AI isn’t lost on me.” @PranavDixit talked to the editor of @clarkesworld .
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Big story dropping tomorrow. Watch this space.
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A friend took this pic of me on a Nat Geo Gen X documentary! (I haven't identified as a "music journalist" in quite some time.)
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Sorry to make the rest of you look bad, but I got a story in a whole day before it was due.
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people on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had HOAs.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
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Me, trying desperately to go viral: I asked AI to expand this paparazzi photo of Taylor Swift and Matty Healy, and the results were startling.
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OK, I'm starting to plan a summer road trip to Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, to check out the coasters. Who's been? Any recommendations on days to go/how long, whether to get FastLane, where to stay, things to do nearby, etc.? TY!
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Sad news: The artist Frank Kozik, whom I interviewed for my book, has died. This is my absolute favorite of his posters. #RIP
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@MilesKlee Graphic design is my passion.
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@rebexxxxa Getting Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" video vibes.
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At times like these, you learn who your true '90s rocker friends are.
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My piece on the documentary "Squaring the Circle (The Hipgnosis Story)" is in today's @nytimes .
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Dismissed from jury duty!🥳
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Another big investigative piece dropping tomorrow morning. Watch this space.
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Hard pass.
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@SweatieAngle Between this and the woman who makes her man nut at least 6 times a day, I have to ask: WTF is going on??
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My dad remembers that I interviewed Kid Rock for a Blender feature 15 years ago, so he keeps sending me memes from Blue Dem Warriors and Occupy Democrats about what a phoney grifter he is.
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Waking up to find out I've been blocked by William Shatner.😵
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What a day.
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This makes me so angry.
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Been up since 7, even though I have pretty much nothing to do today!
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If all 7.5 million people who watch Young Sheldon each week Venmo me just $1, we can make this work.
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1 year
Some *personal* news: As of today, I am the EIC at . Pitch me your think pieces!
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Brave enough to admit I will miss my blue check.
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@DianeSevenay @Eve6 I worked on this issue! As I recall, she wasn't supposed to be on the cover, but the other option/s fell through. Had to pull a bunch of booze ads cos she was a teenager at the time.
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@internethague This reads like a Clickhole headline to me.
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@MJSchulman All Quiet on the Western Front
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Might wanna save your $ for legal fees!
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Buy Buzzfeed News and turn it around?
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@oneunderscore__ Ben, this is what we in the business call an "evergreen story."
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Be honest: Do you think I could pull off this @YYYs Fever to Tell anniversary sweater?
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🤠Employers and editors, I am available for full-time/freelance editing/writing work! DMs are open.
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1 year
As many of you've heard, @BuzzFeedNews is shutting down. I was only there for 6 months, but I'm truly proud of the work my team ( @PranavDixit , @ellievhall , @katienotopoulos , & @TomBWarren ) did in that time. Hire these folks! As for me, I'm not sure what's next, but DMs are open.
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Watching for the first time.
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