Diane N Sevenay (parody) @DianeSevenay Twitter profile

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

9 months

Yes. Nick Fury asks Oppenheimer to join the Avengers.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

1 year

Grimes owns Twitter now.

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@DianeSevenay

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“Hello. I am Dr. Jill Biden.”

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@DianeSevenay

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@realDonaldTrump Big win for JOE.

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2 years

The Donald Trump Presidential Library.

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1 year

@williamlegate Accounts must now all be named “PARODY PARODY.”

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

Own the libs by slashing your own tires.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@mmpadellan Krispy Kreme is actually the third dose.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

I wish Khloe Kardashian luck with her head transplant.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

I like presidents who aren’t insane.

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🤔

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr This. Was. Obamagate.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

A Trump rally is now the easiest place in the world to social distance. #TrumpRallyFail

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@DianeSevenay

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@realDonaldTrump Biden’s not hidin’.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr We’re the Titanic now.

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@DianeSevenay

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@sarahcpr And here’s who’s voting for him...

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

3 years

There are some very fine people on the other side. Ten. There are ten of them.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr This is Donald Trump’s America.

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@DianeSevenay

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@sarahcpr

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@kanyewest Someone needs to interrupt this guy.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@laurenboebert “Randomly.”

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@donwinslow At this rate, Trump goes to prison in the year 2477.

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@DianeSevenay

1 year

@alyankovic That’s “Normal Al Yankovic.”

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Did you have your morning cocaine?

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@DianeSevenay

1 year

Who needs $44 billion? I’m making Twitter worse FOR FREE.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@itsJeffTiedrich “I have never even heard of Donald Trump.”

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr All normal presidents make this face.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@laurenboebert You are one of them.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

He looks confident.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

Donald Trump was born in Kenya.

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@DianeSevenay

11 months

@RonFilipkowski “I have never even heard of me.”

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@EricTrump This is your daddy now.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

If you take out all of the Americans, no American has ever died.

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@Acyn

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Trump: The blue states had tremendous death rates. If you take the blue states out we’re at a level that I don’t think anybody in the world would be at... by the way we recommend they open up their states

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

3 years

@sarahcpr Michigan just blue itself.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

He sounds like he swallowed Ben Shapiro.

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@Acyn

3 years

Helium Eric is back

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

Wanna feel old?

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@robreiner Make it so.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@donwinslow They pinned this all on Chris Cuomo.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr He’s EVERYWHERE.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@TheRickWilson “Good boy, Reek.”

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@MikeSington America should divorce her next.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

When you test negative for winning. #SFvsGB

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@DianeSevenay

3 months

@AdamKinzinger If they can do this to Donald Trump, they can also take YOUR $364 million when YOU commit fraud.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@NFLSTROUD @TomPelissero

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@DianeSevenay

3 months

@Acyn BREAKING: Republicans LOVE liberal San Francisco.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

“Is Hunter Biden single?”

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@funder Here’s hoping it’s Giuliani. 🤣

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr Obamagate is a tan suit. 🙄

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

3 years

@mikescollins I hate when they spoiled the next episode of the Muppets.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr Now do ramps.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

3 years

FOX News. The anti-military network.

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@Acyn

3 years

This is not going to play out well

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr @andersoncooper Meanwhile, on the Racism Channel...

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

10 months

Next, on Drunk History:

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@Acyn

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Trump: I was soft on Russia? We wiped out all those tanks with the guns… I said Vladimir don’t do it. You got lucky with Germany. They froze. You got lucky with Napoleon. They froze. We’re not going to freeze. Missiles aren’t freezing

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@DianeSevenay

3 months

He did this, Kansas City. And he’s proud of it. #ChiefsParade

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@Acyn

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Trump: During my four years, I did nothing on guns

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

BREAKING: Senile Orange Man Believes He’s Joe Biden

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@Acyn

3 years

Trump takes credit for the economy

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr Not even zombie Herman Cain can stop them.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr Got my hat.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

Joe Biden is senile?

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@Acyn

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The President says the “1917 pandemic” ended the Second World War

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@DianeSevenay

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He’s sleeping again. LIKE A DOG. #TrumpTrials

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@ProjectLincoln Leslie Knope.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@kaitlancollins @NoahGrayCNN He did this.

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@DianeSevenay

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@Sundae_Gurl 10,000 Maniacs

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@realDonaldTrump Nice mask, Donald.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

“COVID actually made the president’s penis larger.”

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@EricTrump This is your daddy now.

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@DianeSevenay

1 year

Like my coffee, I prefer my Brandons DARK.

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@Acyn

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Biden: For months and months, all of you heard from the press and the pundits, it was the Democrats who are facing a disaster. Remember that?

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@DianeSevenay

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@AdamParkhomenko The already know the outcome.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@StephenKing I’m pretty sure a dog did this study.

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@DianeSevenay

2 months

When you realize all of Nikki Haley’s voters are voting for Biden. #SuperTuesday2024

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@realDonaldTrump You lost.

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@DianeSevenay

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@TheRickWilson Four Seasons Total Bankruptcy

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@joncoopertweets The fly!

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@DianeSevenay

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@sarahcpr This guy has boobies.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

When you run out of Potato Head content.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

Twitter now.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@realDonaldTrump Is THIS great?

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

He thinks he’s on Access Hollywood.

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@Acyn

4 years

After suggesting he’s immune, the President says he feels so powerful he’ll walk into the audience and kiss all the guys and “beautiful women”

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

That’s not grey in his beard. It’s cocaine. #RNCConvention2020

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

@realDonaldTrump You lost.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

2 months

This #GOPResponse reminds me of something…

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

@sarahcpr Well, he doesn’t look so good...

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@DianeSevenay

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@Acyn Yes. He just called Tim Scott gay.

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

If anything cures coronavirus, it’s this video.

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

“I have never even heard of Steve Bannon.” #BannonTrial

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@DianeSevenay

4 years

He thinks it’s 1950.

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@Acyn

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Trump: We’re getting your husbands back to work

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@NateSilver538 Georgia blue itself again.

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@DianeSevenay

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@EricTrump “I’m your daddy now.”

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@DianeSevenay

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@MollyJongFast This is that child today.

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@DianeSevenay

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@JensenKarp Cinnamon Toast Lawsuit

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@DianeSevenay

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@yashar His mother has died at least six times.

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@DianeSevenay

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@samstein It’s time.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

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@sarahcpr “Is Joe Biden my daddy now?”

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@DianeSevenay

2 years

@VicBergerIV Harvey molested at least seven Barbies during this shoot.

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@DianeSevenay

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@MollyJongFast @tedcruz

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@DianeSevenay

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@ddale8 Also, he’ll wear this hat.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

2 years

@Eve6 This is the moment you realize you’re on the bottom of the pyramid scheme.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

4 years

The dictionary definition is just a picture of Tucker Carlson.

Acyn

@Acyn

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Tucker: Why doesn’t anyone ever define white supremacy? What is white supremacy?

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

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@Esqueer_ Yup. That’s the DeSantis campaign.

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@DianeSevenay

3 years

Love. Republican-style.

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Diane N Sevenay (parody)

@DianeSevenay

3 years

Tom Cruise looks like my aunt now.

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