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freelance writer @cosmopolitan @pastemagazine @thedailybeast @wmag @screenspeck @filmcred 👾

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11 months
for cosmopolitan (!!) i wrote about how midgelenny deserved so much better in the marvelous mrs maisel's final season✨
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2 years
just fell to my knees
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euphoria music supervisor when sam levinson says he wants to use 31 songs in a single episode
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5 months
this is unironically the plot of saltburn
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11 months
this is maybe the ugliest shot i've ever seen on any tv show ever am i being dramatic? maybe but it's so bad
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8 months
@been_herde started my first serving job and i've already experienced so many "hi how are you-" "dr pepper and water" like ppl are just rude!
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5 years
how does it feel knowing that this scene invented comedy? @thelonelyisland @jormataccone
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2 years
one of the most humiliating decisions from the emmys i've seen in awhile i'm sorry
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Sydney Sweeney is a first-time Emmy nominee.
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3 years
if anything happens to roy and keeley you will never see me again #TedLasso
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2 years
starting The Bear just for the plot good food and funny dialogue and NOT for reasons related to this image
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1 year
give phil dunster his emmy right now #TedLasso
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@m1riamh
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5 years
wow they made the nypd from brooklyn nine nine a real thing
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1 year
next week on ted lasso!
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4 years
covid after watching the presidential debate
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3 years
an emmy for the way jason says "it's the effortttt" #TedLasso
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3 years
ted having nate's photo next to the photo of his son makes nate's betrayal so much more painful #TedLasso
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9 months
@francescaaahhhh he's the funniest person alive
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@m1riamh
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1 year
hot priest media is OVER!! it's our time to shine hot rabbi is IN
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Kristen Bell and Adam Brody will star in a new comedy created by Erin Foster. In the series, Bell plays an outspoken, agnostic woman who falls in love with a charming rabbi, played by Brody, totally upending his safe life plan.
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@m1riamh
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5 years
open for a surprise
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3 years
i just realized ted telling rebecca a happy memory of her father was him trying to do what sharon did for him making him talk about the things he loved about his dad #TedLasso
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@m1riamh
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3 years
wow aaron tveit didn't even thank the other nominees....
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2 years
i'd start a cult dedicated to peter gould and vince gilligan if they were lying about walt and jesse showing up in better call saul
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1 year
gerri returning to work after logan tried to fire her and then immediately died
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1 year
this line had me crying
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11 months
my life changed the first time i saw this
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1 year
never thought i would be hearing bill hader talk about drag race let alone anetra and the duck walk
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4 years
jonathan groff spitting in the hamilton proshot
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1 year
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
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LOGAN AND VERONICA GETTING MARRIED this is the best day of my life
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3 years
ted lasso making a tina fey joke is very cute but my anxious ass is now just like..... does snl exist in this universe? 30 rock? do people say ted looks just like that one snl cast member? i have never been relaxed once in my life
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1 year
the conversation around ted lasso s3 is just people with tedbecca blinders on thinking that everything is referring to an endgame, or people are just yelling "IT WAS ALWAYS BAD I TOLD YOU!!!" when in reality jason just ruined this season the good old fashioned way, bad writing
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@m1riamh
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3 years
ted lasso episode 11 has been watched. anyway jason sudeikis i'm outside your house
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2 years
this is the biggest piece of evidence towards dianna and taylor fucking because not a single word in that tweet was funny
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2 years
"i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship"
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5 years
@dannygonzalez drew 🤝 danny exposing this girl for being terrible to this guy
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1 year
so happy for everyone that gets to hear taylor sing cowboy like me in person
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5 years
John Mulaney And Nick Kroll Being Best Friends/ A Married Couple For Almost A Minute Straight
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4 years
did you say “hey that’s bob odenkirk” when he appears in little women or are you normal
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5 years
@DanaSchwartzzz "Cool girl". Men always use that, don't they? As their defining compliment: "She's a cool girl". Cool girl is hot. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. Cool girl brings him his beer. She doesn’t interrupt his TV watching, She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner.
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2 years
people are getting very mad at me for saying she did not deserve an emmy nomination. she's fine on the show! but it's not an emmy worthy performance i'm sorry
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2 years
i don't think i'll ever stop thinking about this shot #Succession
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2 years
WHAT IS THIS PHOTO
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Bill Hader Talks Forgiveness In ‘Barry’ Season 3 On HBO And The Lessons He Learned On ‘Saturday Night Live’
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10 months
normal saved posts on tik tok
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4 years
we need them together again to take down ramona #RHONY
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@m1riamh
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3 years
tonight's ted lasso episode confirming some important information
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11 months
lord of people are seeing this so to any editor out there that wants to pay me to write about the downfall of ted lasso i'm available and ready to be brutal (but fair)
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@m1riamh
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5 years
no one: lucille bluth seeing gene parmesan:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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9 months
when people are surprised that i liked better call saul more than breaking bad and that it's one of my favorite shows i never know how to explain that i do not care about drug dealers the same way i care about soul crushing Romance
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5 years
PLEASEEEE MY MF MEN!!!
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1 year
still one of my favorite jokes on the other two
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5 years
borhap stans be like we will defend a sexual offender but andy samberg makes one (1) joke that he didn’t write???!! CANCELLED!!!
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3 years
my thoughts on jason sudeikis hosting saturday night live
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5 years
conner4real says hi
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Celeste vs Ally vs Ashley O. Who's your favorite fictional popstar?
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1 year
everyone in this cast
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What’s a comedic performance you would say was/is deserving of an Oscar nomination?
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5 years
@DanaSchwartzzz how is this not part of the gone girl “cool girl” monologue
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6 years
thinking about seth meyers hosting snl and i’m getting happy
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5 years
i wouldn’t watch this show, but i WOULD watch a documentary on what drove each individual cast member to agree to be in it
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3 years
AHHHH
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5 years
practicing self care and watching this on loop💅🏻😌✨
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5 years
cousin greg
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name a badder bitch than kylie jenner.
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5 years
to everyone’s favorite snl cast
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6 years
Andy Samberg as Andy Samberg: a thread no one asked for but we all need
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1 year
i just think that bob odenkirk rhea seehorn sarah snook matthew rhys matthew macfadyen jeremy strong kieran culkin the entire cast of yellowjackets bill hader sarah goldberg anthony carrigan luke kirby bella ramsey and pedro pascal should all win emmys
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2 years
something in the air lately he looks so good
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3 years
rebecca getting choked up when ted enters..... #TedLasso
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3 years
scale of 1-10 how wrong is it if i say he's never looked better #TedLasso
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2 years
getting embarrassingly excited/nervous/thrilled at the fact that bill hader and jason sudeikis will be competing for the lead actor in a comedy emmy
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2 years
my favorite SNL hosts
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11 months
lots** a typo is not a great way to start a request for a writing job but here we are
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1 year
still the worst thing that happened on veep and that's saying a lot
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3 years
cant stop thinking about jason saying that the scene of keeley comforting roy at the end of season 1 was inspired by olivia comforting him backstage after the kristen wiig she's a rainbow sketch
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@TylerDinucci i'm sorry to say it is in fact real
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4 years
THE EMMYS STILL WONT NOMINATE RHEA SEEHORN
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1 year
and you expect me to care about anything else in this episode? #MrsMaisel
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1 year
this show is now just [ted is upset about something normal michelle does] + [he worries about henry] + [the team says it's fine and they're right] + [lose a match but ted cheers up a single player so it's fine] + [pop culture ref] + [roy says something scary] + [keeley flops]
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a man chewing at someone should not be sexy but that's the power of chemistry and once again netflix is stupid
how did netflix not make a entire saga of romcoms with zoey deutch and glen powell after this
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a little embarrassed at the rush i got from seeing david tennant back as the doctor in this
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3 years
get me out of here
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5 years
not a cellphone in sight. just people living in the moment.
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5 years
i don’t even watch one day at a time but it’s kinda funny that they are gonna cancel it becuase it didn’t have enough viewers when, instead of promoting it, all of their social media was talking about riverdale.... WHICH ISNT EVEN THEIR SHOW!!
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veep rewatch has me regressing... d*vid mandel i'm under your bed
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@mulaney the friendship i didn’t know i needed
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2 years
this is TELEVISION
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3 years
the way no show will ever top this run of episodes
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6 years
just in case you want to cry
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10 months
@francescaaahhhh one thing about u is ur gonna have a viral tweet
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5 years
vulture said a big fuck you to the tonys with this headline
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@codyko this just looks like one of your vlogs
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i will never recover from the psychological damage that occurs from watching shameless in my formative years
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1 year
i just don't believe that a show struggling this much with creating believable journeys for its characters is also developing what people on twitter seem to believe is a love story made up of easter eggs and hidden clues and soul mate level written in the stars romance
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DAISY JONES & THE SIX is a great (not perfect) adaptation of the book for a few reasons, but stands on its own as an exhilarating and emotional tv show that really takes advantage of how insanely talented Sam Claflin and Riley Keough are. They are Daisy and Billy!!!
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2 years
aaron taylor johnson could eat this role up ibthink
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@offbeatorbit tom's face in this scene is always what gets me like... you can see him realizing what he rlly got himself into
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2 years
did anyone else get this on their spotify wrapped ???
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matthew macfadyen and sarah snook getting their emmys but at what cost.....tomshiv warriors we must fight back
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1 year
this photo shoot is still so insane to me like woah
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4 months
camera going from bill hader to jason segel to jason sudeikis to jeremy allen white was a lot for me and very niche group of people out there
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3 years
roy having the moment with phoebe and being fearful he's infecting her with the worst parts of himself versus realizing that's what has been happening with jamie and that they both just need him to be there for them #TedLasso
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i’m sorry but this is the funniest scene ever
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