Danny Gonzalez Profile Banner
Danny Gonzalez Profile
Danny Gonzalez

@dannygonzalez

942,426
Followers
321
Following
2,065
Media
7,992
Statuses

Greg

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
alright guys i think it’s time i finally come clean. “Dream” is a social experiment i started a few years ago to see if i could become the worlds biggest minecraft youtuber. it started out fun but it’s gotten way out of control. video coming soon
3K
7K
235K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
All these years I thought Jake Paul had no comedic talent but then he made a video trying to cancel Cody Ko for being a cyber bully and if that’s not one of the best jokes of 2019 idk what is
360
21K
170K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
might fuck around and get slapped by legal
Tweet media one
780
7K
153K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
pov: i’m her kid listening to kidz bop
181
23K
139K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
can’t wait for the scene where the nerdy redditor character explains the stock market in super complex terms and noah’s character responds “ummm english please??”
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 years
Noah Centineo has been cast in an untitled film about the Wall Street chaos from GameStop’s stock skyrocketing due to Reddit. It will be released by Netflix with Mark Boal in talks to write the script. (Source: Deadline)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1K
949
9K
333
8K
126K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
idk... he looks kinda cool to me
624
3K
114K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Area 51 is open and the governments clones of me are escaping
289
7K
107K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
he knows what he did
195
7K
92K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
smh he wants to be me so bad
@cryodraws
Cryo
4 years
Would the animation industry implode if it had a male protagonist that doesn't look like this in every single movie
Tweet media one
495
13K
96K
113
5K
92K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
why is this happening to me
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1K
3K
86K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
just wanted to say thank you to all my fans who have been so supportive, i’ve gotten so many compliments on my hair since i shaved my head 🥰 i haven’t got any on my new haircut yet but it’s nice to know so many people liked my old hair!
Tweet media one
1K
1K
71K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
yo what are they putting in this vax im starting to feel kinda funny 👀
Tweet media one
613
3K
70K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
YOU ARE LIKE PAPA
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
315
3K
70K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
please stop telling me I pronounce “tour” wrong
1K
8K
66K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
be honest do i look like this dog
Tweet media one
1K
4K
66K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
354
3K
65K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
yeah he was probably a a TRAINED foreign OPERATIVE. you can tell he knew EXACTLY what he was doing by the way he TACTFULLY fell backwards, cracked his head open and almost BLED to DEATH. a real old man would have stood perfectly still like a statue after being pushed like that.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
155K
25K
124K
196
9K
65K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
shaking my big fat ass right now 😎 !⃝ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱
220
4K
64K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
my phone made a memory called “together over the years” of pictures of me and drew but it actively crops me out of almost every picture so it just looks like an epic hype video for drew
700
4K
63K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i’ve adjusted my grip y’all don’t worry :)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
484
3K
62K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Finally
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
312
5K
59K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Ok hear me out
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
201
5K
54K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
finally SOMEBODY offers. yes please!!!!!
@wearewatcher
Watcher
2 years
@dannygonzalez Do you want us to teach you REAL ghost hunting?
282
659
16K
564
2K
54K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
hey if you see influencers that you watch collabing with famous pedophiles for views just know they don’t care about you they just care about that sweet sweet cash 🤡
Tweet media one
@kurtisconner
kurtis conner
4 years
yooo @TaylerHolder super cool to collab with a pedophile when your audience is all young kids lol
459
4K
59K
244
5K
49K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
lmao youtube actually posted this
120
2K
47K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
fully vaxxed pog
Tweet media one
400
663
47K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
laura and i ran our first marathon yesterday and that is the only thing notable about these pictures!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
1K
680
46K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i’ve met a decent amount of youtubers and i gotta say this is unfortunately very true 😕 pretty much every youtuber i’ve met has spit on me and slapped me and called me mr sweet-ass and stabbed me and shot me. why do we idolize these people 😪
310
2K
46K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Are my genes for sale on amazon or something wtf is going on
206
3K
45K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
damn their abs are gonna get even better in prison 😳
@verge
The Verge
4 years
YouTube prank stars Stokes Twins charged with felony after fake bank robbery video
Tweet media one
94
95
1K
201
1K
45K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i cannot comment at this time. much to think about.
@Emmerrrson
Emma
4 years
@dannygonzalez you’re telling me this isn’t you?
17
65
3K
193
1K
44K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Me walking into the kitchen when Laura’s cooking something tasty
199
4K
43K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
aww that’s cute. he’s about to get slapped by legal for using my phrase ☺️
@usatodaylife
USA TODAY Life
4 years
Drake Bell denies abuse allegations from ex-girlfriend: 'I am reviewing my legal options'
41
48
450
209
1K
43K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
shit i forgot to make videos
612
576
42K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
6 years
This dude made a book out of vine quotes without asking or crediting anyone. And it’s an Amazon bestseller. At the very least use the profit to bring back Vine
87
11K
41K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Soooo is George Washington like shirtless on the quarter or just wearing a really low cut shirt?
Tweet media one
379
3K
41K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
WAAAAAt the fuck
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
419
2K
40K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
facetuning my foot pics***
@codyko
codyko
5 years
facetuning my food pics
172
2K
37K
88
2K
40K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
how is constipation real lmao just poop it’s not that hard 😂 i do it 8 times day 😎
430
2K
39K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
wait did fetty wap stand for fetty wet ass pussy???
Tweet media one
361
2K
39K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
this week on the suite life of zack and cody @kurtisconner @drewisgooden
163
5K
39K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
271
915
39K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I’m sorry but this just further proves my theory that my ass is both 1. too big and 2. too fat
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
153
3K
38K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i showed you my coffin plz respond
Tweet media one
453
2K
38K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i cannot watch this tiktok without losing it. it’s perfect.
261
2K
37K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
well guys, bad news: i turned into a baby. i know this is probably disappointing to read but i’m not gonna be able to make videos anymore because i’m a baby now. maybe i can start again when i grow up someday. plz respect my privacy in this trying time. goo goo gaga i’m baby
Tweet media one
733
2K
36K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
438
2K
36K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
they put my little nutcracker guy in an ad 😳 this ad was posted 3 hours ago
@oholiviamae
liv ✿
4 years
is that your nutcracker in a lilys garden ad? @dannygonzalez
Tweet media one
2
25
2K
322
2K
36K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
making our way downtown walking fast, faces pass and we’re old now
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
278
2K
35K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
for everyone wondering about the redness on my face it’s called rosacea. it’s a thing where my cheeks and ears randomly get red and very warm and tHE NUTCRACKER SLAPPED ME HELP HE WON’T LET ME GOVSGWgPq and it’s perfectly normal so no need to worry ☺️
Tweet media one
290
1K
34K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Told you I was gonna do it
@sarahschauer
sarah schauer 🦂
5 years
RIP Tim Allen
Tweet media one
36
652
7K
168
3K
34K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
i’m reviewing my legal options
710
850
34K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
🤡 and 🤡
Tweet media one
267
2K
33K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
working on a vid about memes my older relatives post on facebook y'all got any good ones?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2K
1K
33K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Can’t believe I made my first vine over 4 years before vine came out
181
4K
32K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
fuck no no no please what am i gonna tell my children
@WestSideRebs
West Side Rebs 🦈
2 years
Uh-oh, sounds like you're about to be unemployed! @dannygonzalez
2
7
984
126
922
33K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
...should I say it or do y’all wanna?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1K
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
WHAT?!?!????!!!?
Tweet media one
240
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I think my favorite part is when he said he wasn’t trying to be the “hero of youtube” like yeah dude I don’t think anyone was worried about that
70
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
the curtains 🤤
280
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
i feel awkward even having to say this because i'm sure most everyone that follows me are really great nice people but plllzz don't be coming to my house. I make videos because i like making people laugh not because i want strangers showing up at my house all the time
431
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
What do you mean “if”
152
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Riddle me this: why
81
1K
31K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
🤔
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
201
2K
30K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
So right when I think I’ve made the weirdest ads possible y’all had to go and do this
190
2K
30K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
my friend is being threatened with legal action by the damelios management because he wanted to get paid for his photos
107
1K
30K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
no one: legal:
250
1K
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
the almonds have entered my bloodstream. i can feel them in my brain. i am on a higher plane of thought. i guess you could say i am feeling pretty good.
Tweet media one
375
1K
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
1 year
gonna do a sequel to my "living like the liver king" video and just get so fucking jacked
@Outkick
OutKick
1 year
SHOCKING: Liver King was on steroids 💉 Leaked emails shows that Liver King was taking almost $12k worth of pharmaceutical HGH per month, three injections per day. All while promoting his brand of holistic lifestyle, ancestral tenants, and eating raw meat on camera.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4K
7K
73K
129
879
30K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
quick question did people get that i was trying to make my head square like carl from up or did i waste a ton of time tracking this effect onto my face i look forward to your response
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1K
485
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Just a couple dudes hangin out and nothing is wrong! (credit: u/BethanyRainbow on reddit)
Tweet media one
664
1K
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
why can tiktok and zoom both remove the background of a video pretty well without a green screen but expensive editing software can’t? if anyone out there has the technical capabilities to make a final cut plugin that does this i will pay for it
200
757
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
my first big hollywood scandal 😍
@vulture
Vulture
2 years
We're still waiting for the Jonas Brothers to write a song in response to "I Ghosted Kevin Jonas"
16
68
2K
217
761
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
hold up what the eff
Tweet media one
966
453
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Hand in hand in street
Tweet media one
195
2K
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
wait why i’m trending
Tweet media one
586
288
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
that’s weird i only remember jeremy personally congratulating me on my porn habits… guess he was just having an off day!
88
737
29K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
that’s not a glitch that’s the new update, youtube is just my face now
@_mugmun_
(T_T)
4 years
youtube glitched and i got a screen full of @dannygonzalez
Tweet media one
12
39
2K
111
1K
28K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
you know what time it is
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I made a Christmas song based on the movie The Santa Clause enjoy!
206
5K
25K
324
3K
28K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
1 year
new video on the second channel btw
Tweet media one
371
378
28K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
1 year
i was so excited about winning this streamy award until, while taking this picture, it whispered in my ear “there’s not much time, find the locket to break the curse and set me free.” super cryptic and upsetting but either way thanks @streamys and @YouTube !!
Tweet media one
147
901
28K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
happy Greg Day everybody! 🥳 can’t believe three years ago i made a joke about calling my fans Greg because i was making fun of Jake Paulers and i’ve been beating it to death ever since 😎 i wouldn’t change it for the world and i will never stop
376
2K
27K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I’m reviewing your legal options
@codyko
codyko
5 years
:(
Tweet media one
2K
2K
56K
87
980
27K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
this is the song yummy everyone’s talking about
217
4K
27K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
163
2K
27K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
when i hear someone swear
193
2K
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
hey what the FUCK is going on in this tiktok ad
418
1K
27K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
oh damn bieber has a new track? i GOTTA check this out
Tweet media one
88
589
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
pick your poison 😜
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
334
1K
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I have a question and I’m worried it’s gonna sound dumb but are fireworks alive? Cuz they start out little and then they grow up and get really big and then blow up and die just like people sooo? I just cried through the whole fireworks show cuz I thought they were alive :/
205
2K
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
2 years
no way 😮 that’s insane holy crap thank you guys
@pandapufkin
Robyn
2 years
@dannygonzalez congrats on 1 billion views on the main channel, that’s insane!! 🥳
Tweet media one
1
11
739
224
331
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
why does everyone think i ghostwrote yummy
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
160
961
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Holy shit for a second I was like is there a Dobre brothers exhibit at Madame Tussaud’s?
@fadedyIan
amina ♡
5 years
PLS TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
4K
9K
89K
131
1K
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
3 years
😮 number one on trending rn holy cow!!!! thank you guys for all the love on this video it’s one of my favorites
Tweet media one
180
413
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
is it just me orrrr
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@GamerCore234
Pineapple_Smasher{HexManiacManiac}
4 years
@dannygonzalez Danny you're in Billion surprise Toys
9
7
691
247
851
26K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
also don’t tweet at her. we can think it’s funny amongst ourselves and leave it at that thanks 😊
75
147
25K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
I made a Christmas song based on the movie The Santa Clause enjoy!
206
5K
25K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
apparently i have a profile on wiki feet where someone posted a bunch of pictures of my feet (most of which are from three years ago when my feet were so swollen due to a disease that you couldn’t see my ankle bone) and then had the AUDACITY to rate them 3.5/5?? THIS IS SLANDER
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
339
874
25K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
4 years
why is shawn mendes in the middle of the street in every paparazzi picture
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
346
503
25K
@dannygonzalez
Danny Gonzalez
5 years
Greg spelled backwards is Greg
828
2K
25K