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3 years

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ahmad

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3 years

now... 😭

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3 years

not him going on his little stalking trips with his baby??? oh he’s sick…

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at one point in ‘oppenheimer’, josh peck makes this exact face and it almost took me out of the movie

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anne hathaway saying gone girl is her favorite romcom vs robert pattinson saying chicken run is his favorite chick flick

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since she is attempting to make a comeback, here is a thread of megan fox’s upcoming projects

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austin butler has lived many lives.

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andrew garfield on the set of ‘the amazing spider-man 2’

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well then he must be asymptomatic.

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🚨 | Chris Pratt has tested positive for TALENT-19, according to TMZ.

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A whole neighborhood in Italy is reciting the ‘I Am Your Mother’ monologue from Hereditary while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined. #COVID ー19

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Robert Pattinson attempting to demonstrate his “fast food version” of pasta to a GQ reporter is peak comedy, I think.

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1 year

Imagine getting an Emmy nomination for your first performance in a TV show and an Oscar nomination for your first lead performance in a film.

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ahmad

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2 years

Pinocchio at the world premiere of Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio in London

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Florence Pugh literally wrapped production on Midsommar, was on the Little Women set the very next day playing the polar opposite of her character in Midsommar and still turned in two of the best performances of the year. No one is doing it like her.

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2 years

blake lively will always understand the assignment #metgala

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People consuming a trial like it’s a Netflix series, live tweeting throughout it, making fancams and reaction videos from the footage, going to the courthouse like it’s a premiere, brands trying to capitalize on it on TikTok… This is not normal behavior. It’s unhinged.

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it’s ryan gosling day

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paul mescal pivoting to mitski now that he can’t listen to phoebe bridgers anymore 😭

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biggest bait and switch in movie history

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this is too funny.

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ahmad

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11 months

ma was ahead of her time

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in iOS 17, just like voicemails, if someone ignores your FaceTime call, you can leave "face-mails"😭 #WWDC23

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Lupita Nyong'o and Florence Pugh gave the two best performances of the year but they won't get recognized for them during awards season because of genre bias.

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2 years

It is so incredibly frustrating watching people re-evaluate their treatments of women in the media, such as Britney Spears, Anne Hathaway, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, etc, only for them to then go and do the same exact thing to other women in real-time.

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i just think that logan lerman

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2 years

they’re just making people up at this point

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Matthias Schweighöfer has joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s ‘Oppenheimer.’ ()

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5 years

His son's name is what???

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Christian Bale and his son, Burrito Bale, were seen enjoying a tandem bicycle ride yesterday (10/20). So adorable.

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ahmad

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2 years

someone please free lili reinhart

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Florence Pugh, Taika Waititi, Daniel Kaluuya, Lily-Rose Depp, Laura Dern, Willem Dafoe, Jennifer Hudson, Lili Reinhart, Park So-dam, Taylor Russell and Antonio Banderas for Vanity Fair

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ahmad

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4 years

A big part of a movie’s creative development is the casting process. Sometimes a role is offered to many different actors before it makes its way to who we end up seeing on screen. Here is a thread of actors who turned down, or were replaced in, major roles in big movies.

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Wet plate photographs taken on the set of Greta Gerwig’s ‘Little Women’

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Park So-dam for British Vogue

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1. rogue: an action / thriller that follows a group of mercenaries on a mission to rescue a group of kidnapped girls who find themselves lost and out of ammo. set to be released this year.

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We don’t talk about this scene from Parasite enough.

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Park So-dam photographed by James J. Robinson for Wonderland Magazine

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Florence Pugh photographed by Daniel Jackson for Vogue

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I’m actually crying.

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amy seimetz’s version of the idol was going to include scenes that referenced jocelyn’s past as a child star. one of the biggest flaws in sam levinson’s version was that jocelyn being a pop star never felt real or authentic so it would’ve been nice to see that fleshed out.

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graduates of the oscar isaac and jessica chastain school of on-screen couples

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Robert Pattinson & Zoë Kravitz for Wonderland Magazine

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My posters for Denis Villeneuve’s #Dune starring Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin, Jason Momoa, Javier Bardem and Zendaya. Cannot wait for this movie, Denis always delivers!

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scream queen keke palmer

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2. big gold brick: a dark comedy that recounts the story of a writer trying to write a biography about an eccentric middle-aged man. co-stars oscar isaac, lucy hale, andy garcia and emory cohen. set to be released this year.

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ahmad

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1 year

the full version of ariana debose’s bafta rap is somehow even better / worse than the short clip

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2 years

it has begun

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Brad Pitt Accuses Angelina Jolie of Purposely Harming Reputation of Wine Company He 'Carefully Built'

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ahmad

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Melissa Barrera was the heart and soul of SCREAM VI and her absence will be felt deeply. I cannot imagine that film without her and SCREAM 7 will suffer terribly because of this awful decision. I was a fan of her work but I am now also a huge admirer of her courage and bravery.

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zendaya, steven yeun, amanda seyfried and lakeith stanfield for vanity fair’s #oscars portraits

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he went into the lionsgate building and sat down with francis lawrence and said, ‘i wanna make history…’ and that’s what this was.

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Tom Blyth debuts new blond hair for the role of Coriolanus Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.’

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GWENYTH PALTROW REALLY ASKED HER PUBLICIST WHO SEBASTIAN STAN WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INFINITY WAR PREMIERE JDKDKSJDJD PLEASE HELP ME

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I FOUND IT

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Will always be grateful to Jordan Peele for making horror films feel like big, unmissable “event movies,” which isn’t always the case. So many people who wouldn’t consider themselves fans of the genre go see his movies and it’s so great to see.

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this is just insane.

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what is happening

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the cast of scream 2 (1997) for rolling stone magazine

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Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle

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3. midnight in the switchgrass: a thriller centered on an fbi agent and a state officer who team up to solve a string of unsolved murders. co-stars bruce willis and machine gun kelly. set to be released next year.

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andrew garfield photographed by jessica chou for entertainment weekly

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A24’s 2022 slate is gonna be insane.

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5. aurora: a psychological suspense thriller abut a female astronaut stationed in outer space to monitor solar storms that could possibly endanger earth. set to be released in 2021.

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happy mother’s day to toni collette’s hereditary monologue

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the fact that chris pratt is trending because of the amount of people naming him the worst chris is sending me 😭

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4. till death: a horror that centers on emma, a woman left handcuffed to her dead husband as part of a revenge plot against them. production is set to begin later this year.

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i dont know who needs to hear this but no one has this range

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“he didn’t want to do this” we could tell.

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#GossipGirl showrunner Joshua Safran says he wrote the role of Aki specifically for Evan Mock: “He didn’t want to do this, I talked him into it. I wrote the role for him, I reached out to see if he was interested. He sort of was, sort of wasn’t. He’d say, ‘I’m really gonna try!’”

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Just because a film doesn’t mirror your own personal experiences does not make it bad representation. I just think some of you really need to hear that.

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Lupita Nyong’o Awkwafina Sterling K. Brown Alfre Woodard Cho Yeo-jeong Eddie Murphy Song Kang-ho Kelvin Harrison, Jr. Zhao Shuzhen Just a few of the magnificent performances from last year that the Academy has failed to recognize. #Oscars2020

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happy birthday to oscar isaac

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Some of the best performances this year have been in horror films and it’s such a shame that they’ll all be mostly overlooked this awards season.

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Emma Roberts was offered the role of Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad but turned it down, choosing to star in Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens instead. Margot Robbie was eventually cast as Harley.

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NATALIE PORTMAN SAID JANE FOSTER RIGHTS #EndgamePremiere

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Keke Palmer and Jennette McCurdy reunite over a decade later.

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dev patel has the range

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Tom Cruise was offered the role of Edward Scissorhands in Tim Burton’s movie of the same name but turned it down because Burton couldn’t answer specific questions, like how the character went to the bathroom, for him.

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why is youtube pushing all these (fake and fraudulent) videos on me? i’ve never watched anything related to this trial on there.

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regina king has been killing it this awards season

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she really manifested it

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Selena Gomez was offered the role of Mitchie Torres in Camp Rock but turned it down, recommending Demi Lovato, her best friend at the time, to the producers instead. The role ended up launching Lovato’s career.

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Eggers: I will neither confirm or deny if The Lighthouse is a g*y movie. Pattinson:

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dylan o’brien after hearing the news about the ‘teen wolf’ movie

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MCU - The Direct

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#ShangChi star Simu Liu has asked fans to "please stop asking" if he'll appear in #DoctorStrange2 : "I honestly do not know how much more clear I can be..." Details:

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Robert Pattinson telling Timothée Chalamet he has “giant balls with a tiny cock” is one of the best cinematic moments of 2019.

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hi! i design posters for movies and here’s some of my work. if you need posters for your film or short, please don’t hesitate to reach out!

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lea michele is somewhere chuckling to herself

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Best Supporting Actress Sadie Sink has a nice ring to it.

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Imagine having one of the greatest actors of this generation join your shitty franchise and having the nerve to start petitions to have him replaced.

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DC fans launch multiple petitions against Robert Pattinson playing Batman

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twigs’ response 😭

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Josh O’Connor admits he had a crush on fellow classmate FKA Twigs in school. “I really shouldn’t be saying this, but it’s hilarious. I was in a band called Orange Output basically to try and get Twigs to go out with me.” 🔗:

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Jennifer Lawrence at the 2023 Cannes Film Festival

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riz ahmed and olivia cooke on the set of ‘sound of metal’

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with all due respect, this is not the tweet to be making this comment on.

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i better see everyone who keeps complaining about the absence of mid-budget star-led comedies show up in theaters opening day.

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The first trailer for ‘NO HARD FEELINGS’ starring Jennifer Lawrence has been released.

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a simpler time.

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If Disney is doing this to big stars like Scarlett Johansson and Emma Stone, imagine what they’re getting away with when it comes to less established creatives.

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robert eggers signing my autograph not knowing it’s a contract to make ‘nosferatu’