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bailey gesserit

@been_herde

1 year

bravely revealing that i did not like the dead ringers remake

Prime Video’s Dead Ringers tries to substitute bad feminism for good storytelling

The 2023 update leaves its women to be props in service of Rachel Weisz’s Mantle twins

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one year later and I still can’t believe they lost it this hard barely one week into the pandemic

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god remember when you could actually see what was happening in movies

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in every universe peter parker’s type is women who are prone to falling from tremendous heights

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unfortunately timothée chalamet probably weighs the same as one of my legs and therefore i can never truly be sexually attracted to him but every time i watch him in something i do really Get It

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sorry if this is rude or whatever but i really hate people who refuse to endure even the tiniest bits of small talk. can’t tell you how many times i’ve walked up to a table at work and said “how are you doing today” only to be met with complete silence and a blank stare

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they need to leave hugh jackman alone. stop sentencing that man to the gym and let him sing his little songs

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jameela jamil will go down in history as one of our greatest posters

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1 year

first and foremost he is an entertainer

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1 year

Donald Trump was offered a quiet surrender with arraignment over Zoom but he opted for a high-profile booking at the Manhattan courthouse in broad daylight instead, Rolling Stone reports.

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nick cannon’s baby mamas gotta unionize

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potential breakup potential breakup song (clean) song (explicit) 🤝 making me mad at a boyfriend I don’t have

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the $26 shampoo I bought made a noticeable difference

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getting rid of the HBO in HBO Max is probably one of the most insane marketing decisions in tv history

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NYT: HBO Max and Discovery+ combined service will be called Max, costing about $16 a month. Debuting in May or June

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2 years

the “i did not spit on that man” notes app apology harry styles will soon be forced to tweet is already shaping up to be an all-timer

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i swear i’m trying to stop engaging with all of this but it just keeps getting funnier and funnier

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@Variety

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The 4-minute standing ovation for #DontWorryDarling would've probably gone on longer if Florence Pugh hadn’t made her way for the exit about three minutes into the clapping, prompting the rest of the cast — with Wilde at the end — to follow her.

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using your Oscar win to embarrass your family...... king shit

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i’m sorry but 27 is a grown ass person. this is a hypothetical it doesn’t matter but some of you guys need to accept the fact that people date outside of their age brackets into your heart

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to be clear this is infinitely more gross than the snub

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#ChadwickBoseman gets an NFT tribute In #Oscars nominee gift bags

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3 years

i’ve watched this one hundred million times

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2 years

this is dire and all but what we’re not gonna do is pretend this means don’t look up is a good movie

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2 years

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

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9 months

goodbye riverdale, a show unafraid to reference literally anything

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3 years

like WHO WAS THIS FOR?!?!?

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10 months

me spending my own money: ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET ‼️

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10 months

imagine if all medical diagnoses were delivered via tom cruise staring into your eyes

Los Angeles Times

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Hayley Atwell describes what it’s like making a movie with Tom Cruise: “He’ll kind of read what your face is conveying, and give you what you need. There was a moment when he looked at me and was like, ‘Are you okay?’ He said, ‘You have adrenal fatigue.’”

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2 years

i have to bring this back bc knowing the context of the film this is genuinely an insane thing to say lmao

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Olivia Wilde discusses her approach to focus on female pleasure in sex scenes in #DontWorryDarling : “Men don’t come in this film,” she declares. “Only women here!”

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so glad that for years we’ve wrestled with the ethical consequences of true crime fanaticism and finally we’ve landed on a solution: “serial killer extended universe”

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Netflix is looking to American Horror Story the Monster "universe." Two more seasons ordered, no details on who they will follow (Gacy seems likely considering the increase in viewership of the doc post-Dahmer). Dahmer "on track" to hit 1B viewing hours (113.2M completed views)

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i was pretty neutral on The Menu but the part where john leguizamo’s assistant says she doesn’t have any loans after going to brown and they’re immediately like “sorry you have to die” is so real

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2 years

objectively very funny to blame all of these on taylor swift

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2 years

too bad lea michele can’t read this 😞

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7 months

her hair looks so good here it makes me instantly forget how insane she’s being

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24 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw asked Big why didn't he pick her instead of Natasha, after he married the latter one

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that pr team is really trying anything

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Actor Brad Pitt attended a Buddhist ritual ceremony at a temple in Tokyo to pray for his latest film ‘Bullet Train’

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2 years

no because…

Bolu Babalola is technically on leave 🍯&🌶

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Dermot Mulroney getting the ring off Julia Roberts' finger with his teeth

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he played kyle in lady bird and never went back

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3 years

huge day for celebs who just had sex last night

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9 months

it’s so funny when people don’t read what i say. “i don’t want to be perceived” “people don’t owe you their attention” i cannot overstate the fact that i am a server. i am talking about ordering at a restaurant

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3 years

heartbreaking: worst person you know makes good point

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10 months

still thinking about ryan gosling screaming SUBLIME!

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“[Love] ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die.”

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2 years

jason momoa and lisa bonet are breaking up… a huge blow for hot people

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that part in THE BATMAN when bruce and selina first meet and he pulls her against a wall to hide and at first she fights him but then she realizes the cop is there and their breathing slowly syncs up…… wooooo baby

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2 years

i love a good journalism movie but the particular problem with a movie about me too and harvey weinstein is that it feels like hollywood patting itself on the back for solving its worst problem, which you know, it hasn’t

Variety

@Variety

2 years

The hunt to bring down Harvey Weinstein is on in the first trailer for #SheSaid , an adaptation of the book by Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor. The journalists reignited the #MeToo movement with their exposé on the Hollywood film producer. Watch now:

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2 years

as someone who has to serve food in these movies i am begging kevin feige to please pay the light bill

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9 months

if you don’t want to talk to people then stay at home!!!!

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1 year

@sonyashea3 this doesn’t even really make sense. shakespeare did comedies too!!

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2 years

an Important Post from alana haim

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3 years

i honestly believe that at a certain point some celebrities are like people from the Middle Ages in the sense of like, stepping into a gas station bathroom would kill them instantly

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2 years

every shot in THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH is so fucking cool, my god

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remember when “bad day” came out and they used it to play off the people who got voted off American idol 😭😭😭 WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!

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the rewatch podcast industrial complex MUST BE STOPPED

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#ThisIsUs ’ Sterling K. Brown, Mandy Moore and Chris Sullivan Launch Rewatch Podcast

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1 year

bones and all… that little twink has really got something

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3 years

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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2 years

happy 10 years of The Mindy Project and thank you to american hero mindy kaling for giving us this

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don’t worry darling is a film about male pleasure. period. to say that there’s any feminist guiding principle in that story is remarkably silly, and to paint sex in the narrative as some sort of liberating act… girl…

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@m1riamh like sorry i don’t need you to hear my life story but i do think we owe each other a little bit of human decency

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4 years

.......did Blake Lively photoshop shoes onto herself

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1 year

mom can you pick me up they’re saying ryan gosling isn’t hot bc he’s got a couple wrinkles

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idk man ryan gosling as ken isnt giving what they thought it was. im genuinely terrified wtf is this?!??

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many have bravely pointed out that one of these scenes takes place during the day while the others take place at night. so true! they also take place in new york, where there are ten billion lights on at any given time, so all i'm hearing are excuses

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yes.

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This is what you all wanted for The Super Mario Bros. Movie

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i was promised an arrest today

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8 months

just another day at the dine-in movie theater

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2 years

@egeofanatolia laughing? at a woman? hm doesn’t seem very feminist of you ege 🤔

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the thing about indiana jones is that no human being has ever been as hot as harrison ford in raiders of the lost ark

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2 years

not to defend wealth on main but dismissing SUCCESSION as “just about rich people” is kind of willfully reductive like… if you don’t like it that’s fine! but it’s not a faithful reading of the show to say that their wealth invalidates the drama or the psychological depth

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“you’re making fun of people who can’t read” no actually i’m making fun of lea michele, who can’t read. hope that clears things up

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3 years

i just think he’s neat

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i’m so glad twitter has survived long enough for me to get in trouble for calling timothée chalamet skinny and sexy and talented

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3 years

happy mother’s day 💗

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2 years

carrie anne moss standing silently in the background as keanu lists canadian gibberish… art

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9 months

@offbeatorbit people acting like i’m water boarding them because i asked how their day was 😭

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2 years

boring!!!! call me when it’s bob odenkirk’s turn

Film Updates

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2 years

Chris Evans is People Magazine’s 2022 Sexiest Man Alive

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the way matthew macfadyen says this absolutely insane line with so much fear, regret, affection, so much palpable emotion… emmy

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2 years

yeah, that’s the good stuff

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sorry but in DUNE when oscar isaac tells timothée “even if you say no you’ll still be the only thing I ever needed you to be—my son” there’s literally nothing sexier

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everyone involved in the writing and development of this screenplay should be banned from using the word “feminist” to describe themselves or their work ever again

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ryan reynolds lowkey the most evil person in hollywood

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I said it once and I’ll say it again: the best part of #GameofThrones is Game of Thrones Twitter. It’s been real y’all

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@shriiiitt when will capitalism answer for its crimes

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this is not really a new phenomenon but I feel like the gaps between events and the films depicting them are getting smaller & smaller…. there’s basically no time for any meaningful evaluation or contextualization before they pick a (white) hero & slap an Oscar campaign on it

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3 years

HE’S BACK BABY

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2 years

happy new year’s eve y’all

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obsessed with how hard glen powell is posing

Film Updates

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Miles Teller, Glen Powell and Jay Ellis behind the scenes of #TopGunMaverick , now in theatres.

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@Wooda_Magoo can’t exactly tweet my way to lower temperatures now can I

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thank you zoë kravitz for making this link up possible

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watching that jake johnson gif on my timeline all day

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5 years

Remember on New Girl when they said Nick kisses like a coal miner greeting his wife

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Aly and AJ: It took too long for you to call back / and normally I would just forget that / except for the fact it was my birthday / MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY Me:

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sean penn famously fair to women

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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Sean Penn says he “believes that men in American culture have become wildly feminized”: “I don’t think that being a brute or having disrespect for women is anything to do with masculinity, or ever did. But I don’t think that [in order] to be fair to women, we should become them.”

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this would have been cool as a one-time promotional tactic before the show started but now i’m thinking they’re severely overestimating the amount of chemistry this cast has lol

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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There have been discussions about the cast of ‘DAISY JONES & THE SIX’ going on tour together. Show creator Scott Neustadter says that “scheduling is going to be our biggest hiccup.” ()

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i work at a movie theater in #real america and this movie has been outselling the flash and spiderverse all week. colossally stupid decision

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thinking about that part in new girl when nick is like “i like getting older. i feel like i’m aging into my personality”

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2 years

he’s a genius i’m sorry

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

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Luca Guadagnino says it was Timothée Chalamet’s idea to use Leonard Cohen's "You Want It Darker" in the trailer for ‘Bones and All.’ ()

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my movie was perfect… until a rogue taylor swift appeared…

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me explaining the x-files to people who haven’t seen it

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the reviews seem to be pretty consistent on her being the best part of the movie and she just… walked out on her standing ovation 😭

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as a man why are you not al pacino specifically in this outfit

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it was blue beetle lol

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2 years

henry cavill is truly hollywood’s least sexy hot guy

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the passion with which he discusses grapefruit… i love him

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imdb calling tatiana maslany (who has an emmy) a breakout star bc she was in a marvel project

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@torlinnea i’m not saying it’s always advisable but cmon guys

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2 years

my only TOP GUN criticism is that miles teller and glen powell should have kissed at the end

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olivia wilde’s messy separation special salad dressing is from heartburn??? babe that’s like 4 layers of mess in a single instagram story i’m so sorry i ever doubted that queen

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