Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.
[Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 16 writers’ room]
KRIS: Okay, so in episode 5, Tristan and Jordyn will hook up.
KHLOÉ: Wait, no, I just had a baby with him.
KYLIE: Yeah, and that’s my best friend.
KRIS:
Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten.
Piqué has never eaten jam in his life.
“When you’re done watching the movie, you go get lunch, you talk about it, the day is still young, it’s not even 1pm and you’ve already had another life.”
EXACTLY, GRETA!!! Bring back 10am showtimes!!!!
Abbott Elementary doing 22 episodes! A holiday episode! Hyping up a midseason finale! An almost-kiss! A slow burn! Stunt casting/cameo! REAL television is BACK.
The worst thing about the Swarm sex scene discourse is finding out how many grown adults think the actors are having actual sex on camera in movies and shows…??
The damage prestige shows have done to television is immeasurable. Everybody wants to make an 8-episode slogfest. Get your fucking ass up and make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show. It seems like nobody wants to make a trashy 22-episode fast-paced show these days.
Kim Rhodes recalls a time when Dylan Sprouse refused to say a fat joke towards her in ‘THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY’:
“He goes, ‘I would not disrespect any woman that way, let alone this woman. You write something funny and I'll say it.’”
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Sheryl Lee Ralph says that she didn't film with Bradley Cooper during his
#AbbottElementary
cameo due to press obligations — but she had a great conversation with him at the SAG Awards.
This was my first time watching Survivor, and finding out Sia just randomly decides to give her favorite non-winning players a cash prize every season is so funny. What.
This set sounds like hell, I’m sorry. The scripts were chronically turned in late. Chevy Chase just mean-spirited walking around. Dan Harmon sexually harassing someone. Fights breaking out. Airing on Yahoo dot com. Oh my god. I’m surprised anyone is returning.
Joel McHale had physical fights with Chevy Chase on the set of "Community" and reveals: "I got in trouble one time because I injured him. I dislocated his shoulder.”
Amanda Bynes says she's giving up her podcast venture to become a manicurist:
“After thinking about it, though, I would rather get my manicurist license and have a consistent job. I’m going to follow that path instead.”
Disney (and WB, Universal, and Paramount) literally lobbied the government for copyright extension so no one else could use Mickey Mouse’s likeness but they wanna scan real people’s faces and use it after they’re dead with no compensation. Be serious, please.
“Without sound in film, we wouldn’t have heard such lines as, ‘He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.’”
Actually, no, that’s not the truth, John Mulaney. That line was not in the movie.
#oscars
The Oscar shortlist for Original Song:
- “It Never Went Away” from “American Symphony”
- “Dear Alien (Who Art In Heaven)” from “Asteroid City”
- “Dance The Night” from “Barbie”
- “I’m Just Ken” from “Barbie”
- “What Was I Made For?” from “Barbie”
- “Keep It Movin’” from “The…
Some of the
#Barbie
discourse being whether Ryan Gosling is past his prime and not recognizing the acting skill he brings to the table, which is usually what would happen to the female lead. Even the discourse of this movie is playing 4D chess.
ROBERT PATTINSON is in talks to star in Chloe Zhao’s DRACULA,
The film will reportedly follow Dracula after he awakens many years into the future. Themes of being on the fringes of society will be focused on in Zhao’s film.
Jonica Booth, your Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series Emmy award is coming. Even if I have to run the campaign myself. Don’t you worry!
#rapshit