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@lobotomizedman
lobotomized man
1 year
she jon my hamm
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@needstoo1 both sides too 😭
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@deathritual "Christmas gift depends on you" Jesus Christ
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@AliEzzoBezzo she made a decision lmao
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@monishomi @NathanReyessss damn yo hand bad asf wyd
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@mechanical_monk @ringfist don't you think that might only go to ruin the original piece? part of the awe is how long it has stood. if you restore the collesium so people can use it again then it isn't the collesium. it's just a modern remake
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@BeEazy1708 @CaucasianJames was this real holy shit dude
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@manobabyb @deadbodyonline damn u tryna fall for me I got body image issues
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@angelky666 @tinashehive old people when tv was getting big and radio stars wouldn't be famous anymore 😢😥😢😟
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@lobotomizedman
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@upblissed @jotmanjotman please call this shit out more ppl always do this
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@VEINSVEINSVElNS man girls are so cool even when suicidal and depressed they make shit heart shaped and cute
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@francisxwolf 5 elections in 4 years!! see! we're very democratic
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@anijen21 @caitiedelaney wait til you find out about pulp fiction
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@ilovedrink48 @ManMilk2 I read the article, he's actually really popular and won with 85%
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@BuildingMoons @PresidentLokii @JordanUhl I think Elon was/is trying to joke but zuck is genuinely going to ace him
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@mechanical_monk @ringfist I'm not personally against the use of ancient places, but one has to respect what makes it ancient and great. Ship of Theseus type shit with my first reply
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@topherlundell @Srirachachau shouldn't her therapist not be talking about this stuff?
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@JohnWakefieId Tbf for 2008 smoking weed was a lot more taboo
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@RuNoseP crazy they just let her do that lmao
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@DEVILSVAJEAN good luck, that's all I can say
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@louie_jackjr @stevethesage @kayziajanay always the most interesting shit
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@manobabyb no but um I've tried writing 2 books and got bored after a few chapters
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@TokenFredo @microscopicture because evolution is the best creator, it's going to use shapes and forms that work best for it. check out CGP grey's video on hexagons
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@miri_magdalene kpop takes on Israel Palestine (free Palestine it's not a debate)
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@voguebowie @s0ng_machine I hated this asthetic so much ngl
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@taylorprobably the intro really makes me happy, the music kicking in over familiar clips of the family with that grainy filter
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@LordShirasaka @NnnnGnnng that monkey is badass
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@RadishHarmers it says Travis kelce and it's circled atleast 3 times possibly 4
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@Slanter_ @eijuniverse it's just coloring lol
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@AaronKneeland47 @LolOverruled locked into some mechanism by people you love and feeling an entirely different sensation of where you look. you should be dead but you are not.
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@GreasyAzzDawg @dust_congress atleast 1 row would be done
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@Baileymoon15 average male friendships
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@luna_leia_ goddamn $170 on a first date 😭
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@_HOLODOMOR @staticbluebat what kind of fuckin pizza you eating. you gotta get that shitty fast food pizza like Lil Caesars or father johns
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@Lexsiriz @MakeItRayn_ do you have a link for them bragging
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@cabby yapping about something u deeply care about and haven't been able to talk about in months before they clearly are not interested
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@lowpolykenny @m0nstrrfl3sh bro I hit one of these on the road earlier. had no idea if I should stop or not
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@Da_Shadow_Brute @BreakingBadIrny and then red dodges it and uses the momentum from yellow to jump off it and land behind but blue is waiting
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@kikiscrewedup @samosu_ this is what happens when your body was supposed to die like 30 years ago
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@PReotardo squirrelly little guy sounds just like Dave lmao
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@liquidenjoyer @lackingsaint what could he even possibly mean by this
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@LemmingsRev @AndromedaPip once books hit the market it was over for serious-scrollcels
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@cambroraster @db_witch that's actually better
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@DeMajelo @azhar_o7 this is why I clean mine constantly
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@LostAccount41 @johnnysuedejr he just had the one face
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@momgrab "haha um what?"
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@mertcentury I think it's just part of being an awesome dude, noone cares if I ruin my body I'll still be rocking some great humor
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@sleepyhead2342 @miles_4444 Ppl who say their fav app is tinder
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@angrybIack booktok is half this
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@staticbluebat this is actually the funniest tweet
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@DepressedCrib @g8bii @bluefaceniloc she not gonna fuck u bro chill
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@ASPertierra that's part of why Alexander is so legendary. dude died at like 33 I think
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@Kip_JD @SocDoneLeft it's like they want to do a revolution but that'll never come, so what's even the point
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@redpyrameadhead Steve was way better than Bob would've been
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@manobabyb @SneakytheSnake hey ik ur hot, idk ab the other person. wyd
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@neighborrunner I'm getting thru a biography of him now. it is utterly fascinating. He became minority leader in his first Senate term simply by going around and gathering the votes, then made that position infinitely more powerful. it's a thing he does thru his life
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@gmoult imagine chilling here and Hitler invades Poland
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@BearCurd @HoodBiology North Virginia is basically upstate D.C.
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@SRBinWakanda "holy Romans" mad 🤣🤣🤣 go back to Germania
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@pwnyybattles @TheBlueisin123 how in god's name is 54321 lower than 141414 and the literal n word
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@coles_secret @hannahtheebaker @mbarena honestly if the kid needs iPad that bad theres something more to the issue
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@stolenbesos I thought this was Addison rae
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@de4dname @0rientalBitch what would've been a good reply to tyyy
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@TriggeredTrigz @GoodReddit nah mine still flow like the wind
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@AIINazis shaggy (Rogers) looks alot like Dustin Hoffman
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@MeganBitchell how does it mean
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@Calebej37 that was before this shit. seasons 1 - 2 are imo s tier masterpiece television
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@DsMetros if you're fine with calling him a manwhore who does drugs I think it's fine to say he was bi lmao
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@AltHistoryHub no clue why they make it seem like the made the show
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@jenbrained why is he posting about getting a job? surely it's not that hard to find anything in nyc
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@souljagoytellem it's the people who like politics but don't care for history. I've met ppl who couldn't tell you some very basic important political history facts. youd be surprised how little know Goldwater
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@aquaimperium8 Asked to leave league of nations
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@skinnywithteeth it's like the simplest button too lmao
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@revhowardarson genuinely one of the most interesting things in the past decade or so imo
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@aquaimperium8 plus they generally have actual power in the us
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@GRUGCEL nonbinary girlfriend
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@faustopsilva @GoodReddit why didn't they change it to atleast 18
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@nightmarebeach once I told him a joke and he simply said "Will I dunno hadnt truly thought about a chicken crossing a road"
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@RealEric4Real @GoodPoliticGuy @EmmaVigeland as someone born after the election it really blows my mind how openly they literally stole it
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@ntoinedoinel he smoking the hell out of that cig
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@hatecoleslaw Angrily hitting the no button
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@ayedocc @shuwastaken even they avoiding yo asa
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@adamgreeney @Hbomberguy AY EVERYONE HE LIVES IN WYOMING
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@AlimationsX @Stupid_Police_ that's gotta be murder
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@paynushurts why would they lie about that LMAO
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@DevAndyZ @KarolusWangus So you think the most logical explanation for a mass suicide is a huge government conspiracy? not that a guy is just a loon with guns
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@GoodReddit It's probably frozen Incase anyone wondering
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@100YearsAgoLive imagine if this really happened shit
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@karl_anon1 @Nassreddin2002 that some dude is the worst guy you know
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@brookeknits @midsydHQ @ShutupRuss that's so insanely stupid why would you not just use the money and buy a treadmill and a bike
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