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having fun on the internet for free

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@lextorias
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If you’re looking for some new stuff to watch, here are 100 YouTubers under 100K subs that I think are great
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@lextorias
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flirting vs harassment
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@lextorias
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The Microsoft employee who convinced Bethesda to make $2.50 horse armor DLC in 2006
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Maple Hatenashi 🥕🕹️
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$25 *PER SKIN* 25 DOLLARS PER SKIN TWENTY FIVE UNITED STATES DOLLARS FOR EACH OVERWATCH SKIN You could get Helldivers 2 for less than the price of two of these skins. You could buy so many whole-ass games for less than ONE of these skins. Don't let nostalgia blind you.
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I'm all for sexuality in games. These doofuses just have such a pathetic, limited view of what a "hot woman" has to be. It's always gotta be model physique and F cups. Nothing else. Muscular girls? Woke. Skinny girls? Woke. Chubby girls? Woke. These men are weak. Level 0 coomers
@Cyael
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Vindictus : Defying Fate joins Stellar Blade & The First Descendant as upcoming games that resist ESG & allow Women to be feminine instead of having a dogs face & mans body. I missed when Femme Fatales weren't being downgraded by "Sweet Babies" lol.
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A new final boss of discourse: Artist creates fanart using AI (bad) They trained it on their own drawings (good) It’s the author of Rent-A-Girlfriend (bad)
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宮島礼吏 Reiji Miyajima
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最近AIに興味持ち始めたので、僕の絵だけ学習させて水原のイラストを作ってみました!可愛い!
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@lextorias
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I'm all for dunking on sponsors, but some of these feel incredibly vague or personal, so I thought I'd elaborate
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Time to become unsponsorable VPNs are useless for 99.9% of people and streaming services are starting to not allow you to use them. They do not make your connection more "secure", they only mask the IP address you're connecting from. And many of them keep logs anyway,
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yeah this video is brutal. if I got called out by hbomb like this I would just go live in the woods
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@RickyCam I personally think more movies should end with a surprise 9/11
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@Sin_Salt tbh I’d rather explain a full nude hentai figure than a funko pop
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@MamsSpaghotti I wouldn't subject marshall to that pain
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@Sin_Salt HANK NOO!! IT’S NOT A FUNNY SCENE HANK!!! DON’T WATCH IT EXPECTING TO LAUGH!!!!
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@TinaFate1 ONE MORBILLION LIKES
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@lextorias
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Betterhelp/online therapy: Yeah they seem sketchy as fuck. No arguments there
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didn't understand people that watch videos at 2x speed until I started that james somerton apology video
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@lextorias
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If you've ever been browsing Rule 34 late at night and thought "I hope somebody makes an elaborate video essay about the entire history of this stuff" then boy do I have just the thing for you. Enjoy.
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VPNs don't work on streaming sites anymore because any of the ones big enough to be useful have had their server IP addresses logged and blocked by the sites. VPNs can't advertise what they're really used for though, so ad reads stick to "unblocking Netflix in other countries"
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VPNs are useful, but only to hide your connection to a website altogether and have more trust that it's hidden (ISPs do some shady shit to get DNS logs and website names). You only really "need" VPNs if you're visiting websites your ISP wouldn't like
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Mobile Games: Very funny to call them "pay to win but not half bad". Like, yeah, I'm sure saying that means none of them will ever sponsor you lol. Most of these games are pay-to-win, but more importantly (to me), they promote unhealthy gambling addictions with gacha mechanics
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VPNs: ISPs already can't see exactly what you're doing online. Since the invention of DNS over HTTPS, your ISP can only tell what websites you're connecting to in general, but not what you do on them. This is a setting that's on by default on most browsers.
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Opera: Use Firefox. Every other browser is a reskin of Chrome. And honestly, anything that takes so long to launch it has customizable splashscreens is probably not good to use daily
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@Cyael yeah man, photoshopping collages of character models and articles that make you mad sure proves I’m the one that’s triggered. you got me
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very telling that so many people’s concept of written papers ends at high school english
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The weirdos replying to this have underestimated just how much I love blocking people
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Oh, and some VPNs have kept and revealed logs. Some others pride themselves on having never done that. You just have to look up which ones do which
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Gamer Energy Drinks: Saying they're gross and "a plague on the supplement industry" just feels personal. I think they taste great, that's why I'm sponsored by one. Look at how easy that was to defend
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@AnthonyK1296 there are hot women everywhere, for those with the eyes to see them
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@lextorias
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I've turned down most sponsorships from mobile games recently because I have entire videos detailing why I think their practices hurt people, and I'm sticking to my guns on that. They do offer a fuckload of money though. I could've bought a car if I said yes to all of them
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Alright, we all get the message here. Creating is more fulfilling than consuming. Obviously. But if I said “I’m so glad I got into filmmaking instead of reading books” wouldn’t that sound absurd? Gaming is only different to you because you think less of it
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Last night, 39-year-old composer Ludwig Göransson won his second Academy Award for his score to ‘Oppenheimer’. In a heartfelt speech, he thanked his parents for giving him his foundation in music.
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@GreatCheshire they tried so hard to suppress the hotness of BBT’s cast that they all went super saiyan after the show wrapped
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@cadian_gate Chubby girl disliker detected. Opinion discarded
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@lextorias
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Proprietary blends means the drinks don't disclose exactly how much of each "supplement" is in them (same reason Coke doesn't disclose their flavor recipe). But the caffeine content is one Google search away for all of the big ones, and that's why most people drink any of them
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Shaving Companies: I've used M​a​n​s​c​a​p​e​d, and it does its job. I've used a OneBlade and it does its job. I don't know what else to tell you. No idea what's "overcomplicated" about an electric razor, but every single one you can buy has its pros and cons
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Flexispot: To any YouTubers, if a company offers you a free product, that does NOT count as payment. That is a prop for the ad read. Get paid a fair amount by a company AND THEN take stuff from them. Otherwise they are straight up ripping you off
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If you wanna talk about ad reads in general, please do note that most companies have talking points that YouTubers have to stick to. That's like a basic requirement of any sponsorship. I wish I could just speak off the cuff about any of them, but that's not why they pay me
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@00xv01Fg Street Fighter and FF7 are not heralded as the “anti-woke” saviors like all these Korean-style tiddy games are though
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Unless you care about the exact amounts of specific niche nutrients in an energy drink, I don't think this is an issue. Most people would tell you the entire supplement industry is a scam, so I don't know who would call energy drink formulas a "plague on it"
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Filmora: I don't know or care what this is. Davinci Resolve is free. Other video editors can be free too (refer to my VPN section above)
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@lextorias
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@extrafabulous this was my nickname on grindr a few years back
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Ridge Wallets / Raycons: Yeah, a lot of products with huge sponsorship budgets try to seem better than the competition, even if they're the same. That's usually why they blow so much money on sponsorships. Do your own research on stuff you buy. It's just a good rule of thumb
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The real thing we all need to take from this event is that RiceGum would've fucking died in that ring. #creatorclash
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hearing someone say “I roleplayed good hitler” and “everyone who attacks me has pronouns in their bio” while doing a baby voice actually gave me psychological damage
@FlamencoTV_YT
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Shondo vs the twitter freaks goes HARD
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Until we get to a point where small creators can make a living without sponsors, just skip ad reads and call someone out if they're particularly scammy. That's about all we can do
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Sponsorships make sure that a lot of YouTubers (myself included) can do this full time. I think that's a good thing. I'd prefer if more YouTubers made their living outside of brand deals and advertisements, but that would require a systemic change at this point
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@singingflesh “okay, so basically that was an orgasm. I don’t know if you knew this, but stimulating the clitoris can actually make you cum. Now, talking about different kinds of orgasms is super interesting, because-”
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In general, I agree that a lot of people can overhype certain products because of marketing. But most of these companies aren't outright scams or anything. We can call a lot of them out for overhyping, but it isn't some big takedown to say they're mid
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@skyflareshine Baldur’s Gate 3 is the horniest game ever and it fits in with the rest of the game seamlessly. It also has a diverse cast of horny characters, which is why weirdos don’t like it
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Interesting to see the dividing line between people who hate AI for unethical practices (who should have no problem with this) and people who hate the concept of AI itself If AI isn’t going anywhere, this is theoretically the best use of it.
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the length of youtube videos has never actually mattered to anyone. unless you’re a little baby without object permanence you can pause and come back to it later (youtube even made that a built-in feature!) the real issue is always with pacing
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Wow. Doctor Mike is just like… an actual villain. Implying Ian cheated with the round timings after getting a cheap shot off the glove touch in the match. Straight up boxing movie bad guy material.
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hot take: Attack on Titan’s muddied views on fascism are entirely a result of hardcore Fight Club syndrome, where people think the villain is cool despite the work explicitly repeating that they’re not
@FDsignifier
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Yall really bout to make me do a whole video on why attack on titan was more than "low key" in its fascism...
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@MeganBitchell “Hello judge. Now-thony Single-tano here. The internet’s busiest music nerd.”
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To everyone saying “you can’t train an entire AI by yourself. that’s now how that works” have you ever considered I’m a kind and trusting guy? that I believe people? that my heart is full of truth and love, and not cynicism and doubt?
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@00xv01Fg “Gamers don’t use games to push an ideology” in a thread quote tweeting someone using a game to promote their ideology
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@JON1DRFL5150 I’m gonna be honest, idk what the fuck you’re saying right now. I’m just blocking you because of the blue check
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@Flat_1s_Justice based on your username, I don't wanna know what your hobbies are
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@ArtBrovera @FKAsocks As an argument against AI, “it looks bad” is terrible, because in the next couple years AI will improve dramatically, as it has the last few You’re effectively saying you like AI art, just not the infant stage it’s currently in
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@Sin_Salt I’m gonna Attack on Titan Chainsaw Man and you can’t stop me!
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I'm tweeting this before I go to bed after only watching the first half, so if I am horribly and ironically wrong this will be the last you ever hear from me
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@5uppps ooh smart. rename the hentai folder “VALORANT” and nobody will question it. good idea
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@jaamestrevor release the cumberbatch cut! we need a version of the movie using his raw mocap data for smaug. make it 120fps too. fuck it
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@punishedgarage @bloodberry_tart the longer the video essay you watch with them, the stronger the lifebond formed between you will be
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Finally! Discourse I can weigh in on. WebP SUCKS. It’s slow as fuck and uses VP8 encoding (the same shit that makes YouTube videos look bad). Plus, if you’re making a format to “replace png”, at least TRY to make sure a single fucking editing software supports it! FUCK WEBP!!
@Its_Mr_Floyd
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The real shame is .webp is an insanely well optimized format. Compare this .webp I saved to a .png of the exact same image, pixel for pixel. It really isn't the guy's fault that the industry shit the bed implementing what should have been an insanely convenient format.
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@PunishedLink we all know who’s the top here
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I love when 4chan creates an obvious bait account and posts stuff like this with the explicit intent to get bullied and discredit actual LGBTQ+ spaces It happens like twice a year now and people keep falling for it
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@vetyyr You don’t remember that scene in every Ghibli film where a character looks at the camera in horrifying detail like a Ren & Stimpy bit?
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“no babe, you can’t open the official Neon Genesis Evangelion branded sex toys. They’re mint condition and will only appreciate in value”
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@00xv01Fg come on now
@Cyael
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Only Sensitivity i need in games are for camera/input. Do you have to ask if Sweet Baby Inc was associated with The First Descendant (below)? Obviously not. Korea finally helps provide the equality, inclusion, representation & NATURAL Diversity that Woke Lazily forces pandering
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@VaushV what did he mean by this?
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@DoobusGoobus I love mine. It’s actually the video I’m most proud of, and I’m grateful that it happened to blow up
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@halomancer1 He didn’t specify money. Maybe they lost 7 billion grains of sand? A big ol Bud Light sand truck fell over
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@u_m_a_m_i Me when the Burger King commercial asks me to jump up and down and say “Have it your way!” to keep watching my show:
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@yandhiisntreal “Ah, I see you’re playing with a keyboard and mouse… What the fuck is wrong with you?”
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I’ve heard it’s pretty cool and the guy who made it is handsome and smart
@Kino_Posting
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No YouTube I don’t want a gooner history lesson💀
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people are misinterpreting this. funky kong is just pro-piracy
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shut up dude
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This doesn’t even have to do with his speech, really. Saying he’s glad his parents supported his creative side over just giving him media to consume is good. But video games as the butt of the joke feels like an “animation is just for kids” type shtick at this point. It’s tired
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It is literally weird already. It’s a woman in the body of a child (through magic bs), who dates a man in the body of a child (through science bs) This is not Invincible handling the subject better. It’s you having an obvious bias against anime
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I'm so glad Invincible isn't anime because you know for a fact it'd be so fucking weird about Monster Girl
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@Twitch fentanyl
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@IzzzyzzzArt “One of us tells the truth, and one of us only lies. You may only ask us one question about the way forward.”
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the main characters of always sunny get a priest addicted to crack cocaine and try to hunt him for sport. that show has been running for 16 seasons
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Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
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@emi_beebs @JustinWhang Easy. *starts typing frantically into Midjourney* “bong man- bong head on man- bong man head- cool guy with bong head- cool dude with bong for head- radical man weed head bong- bong head trending on artstation- head bong hook car head- ruffles chips-”
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@krembeni elon’s gotta pump those numbers up. 4 million followers for everyone
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@headfallsoff “Him? That’s ‘Punches Johnson’. He doesn’t actually know how to code, but he’s 6’3 and breaks concrete blocks with his fist every morning. Been working here for 15 years”
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@jeremysmiles @HardDriveMag @elonmusk Actually if you ratio the CEO of Twitter you get to replace them. That’s how the rules work
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A bit of an oversimplification, but it’s funny to see this posted on Reddit after I tweet about it
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the real skill of a youtuber has never been making videos “a good length”. it’s making videos that feel easy to watch at any length I’ll watch a 12 hour video if it’s paced well and moves along. a 20 minute video that drags? I’m clicking off immediately
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Fahrenheit stans are actual children 0°C is where it starts snowing. Literally a better measure of “it’s cold” than 0°F, which is just a random temp Meanwhile, snow melts at 32°F. What??? Room temp is 73°F. Not 50. 73. Fahrenheit is more arbitrary AND has zero practical use
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100 degrees is really hot, 0 degrees is really cold, we are human beings not water
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you laugh, but this game actually has cutting edge accessibility features that let you play it with just one hand
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Pure PlayStation (ピュア プレイステーション)
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😮‍💨Next Gen physics | Stellar Blade | PS5
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@M3at_loaf I like the product, so I partnered with them. What a crazy concept. Should I reject sponsors from companies I like and just talk about how I like them for free?
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God, I cannot wait to pirate this
@HogwartsLegacy
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Your next adventure in the wizarding world is coming soon. On November 11th, experience a brand new look at #HogwartsLegacy during a gameplay showcase hosted on and
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@ULTRAGLOSS I memorized this verse in middle school 😭
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every animated show has exactly two possible futures: - cancelled after one season - milked to death for all eternity
@AvatarNews_
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New Avatar: The Last Airbender franchise five-year slate from this year to 2027
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Big Rule 34 Update: The admin of Paheal emailed me to let me know where the name came from. The mystery appears to be solved!
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@TylerGlaiel
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how bout an RPG where you kill god, become god, find out god's just one in a world full of gods created by a super god, kill and become super god, find out super god is one of many in a world run by an ultra god, kill ultra god, same thing, kill mega god, same thing, kill omega g
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@factory_femme @GreatCheshire idk who would look at him and say “yeah he should play a pathetic nerd”
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@gwencystic recently divorced dad has a normal week in London
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The rehabilitation of Reddit’s image is insane That place only looks like one of the better social media sites because all the other ones jumped off a taller cliff
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Reddit’s big secret is that it’s turned into the best social media platform. So long as you stick to the moderated subreddits you’re interested in, you’ll find the best answers, advice, and discussion over there nowadays.
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It’s really fucked that product reviews are just seen as glorified ads now. Being negative towards a company gets you blacklisted by them and their fans, so reviewers are expected to just infinitely “build up credibility” that they can never use to warn of actually bad products
@dvassallo
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I find it distasteful, almost unethical, to say this when you have 18 million subscribers. Hard to explain why, but with great reach comes great responsibility. Potentially killing someone else’s nascent project reeks of carelessness. First, do no harm.
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@sharmutal No idea what this means!
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I want shorter movies with worse special effects made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m NOT kidding
@JaceSerrano
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"Instead of making one $200 million dollar movie, try making ten $20 million dollar movies.” - Cord Jefferson, newly minted Oscar winner
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