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🚨CALLING ALL GAMECUBE FANS🚨 I Accidentally Bought an UNRELEASED Gamecube Game… this is Pickles. The game about monkeys riding unicycles!

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can’t stop thinking about this

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the first month of pokémon go is the only time this world knew peace

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NORMALIZE SAYING GG AFTER SEX

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why can’t you drink out the god damn mcflurry spoon

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if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself

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NORMALIZE DAPPING UP YOUR GIRL AFTER SEX

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if i had a girlfriend i would play the new animal crossing game with her and we would both live in the same town and collect fruit and cool items for each other

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mama mia should i double text her

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off a flintstones vitamin rn bout to act up

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some of y’all be 20+ years old without a drivers license.. alright spongebob 😂😭

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hardest tattoo i’ve ever seen 😮‍💨

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might never find a harder pic

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she left me for a guy who can play the orange button on guitar hero

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if i had a girlfriend i would let her eat snacks in my bed even though she’d probably get crumbs all over the sheets

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girls be like “feel how cold my hands are”

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college is just a bunch of people going to class

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this didn’t age too well boss

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shut up dude

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master keef

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kids who used their fingers instead of the Nintendo DS stylus are in jail now

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if i had a girlfriend i would never let her win at smash bros. i would completely annihilate her each and every time no mercy

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i don’t fucking think so

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you may now kiss the vibe

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if i had a girlfriend i would let her pick toad when we play mario kart even though I would really prefer to pick him myself

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me and who

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if i had a girlfriend i would get her 2 mcchickens for $3 and let her eat both of them even though i would really like to eat one myself

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thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a C

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if i had a girlfriend i would buy her wendys 4 for 4 whenever she wanted

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christopher columbus failed the fucking vibe check

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girls be like “smell this candle”

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got my dick sucked call that oral sex

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if she plays animal crossing the pussy is phenomenal

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anyone here stupid?? anyone else here a complete dumb ass?

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ur crying over a guy who failed his vibe check 😂😭😭 do better

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happy 4/20

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bout to “I love the office” my way into some pussy

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is this real? is this really his name

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new yorkers be textin like ╭━━━━━╮ ┃ ● ══ ┃ ┃█████┃ ┃ hey im ┃ ┃ vibin’ ova ┃ ┃ here!! ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃█████┃ ┃ ○ ┃ ╰━━━━━╯

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if I had a girlfriend I would go to target and smell candles with her even though I’d rather be in the video game section looking at new releases

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dinner choices: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿ gas station wendys 4 for 4 boner pills

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Lord forgive me, for I have vibed

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off a light blue scooby doo fruit snack rn bout to act up

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new year new me

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“oh my god you didn’t”

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gm can I get a vibe check?

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about to treat myself

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queen sized mattress with no queen in sight... 😔

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pee after sex or you’ll get a PS4

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one hit off the mcdonald’s sprite

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animal crossing proposal... need this

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pee after sex or you’ll get an HDMI

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gm can I get a vibe check?

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gotta respect the attempt

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she already read the other guy’s birth chart... just give up bro

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nobody wants to start a snapchat streak with you bro you’re 28

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this was the first thing i set up in my new house

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really makes you think...

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how many vibes could a vibecheck check if a vibecheck could check vibes

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y’all ever yeet a gas station dick pill into your four loko and drink it with your wendys 4 for 4 mcgang bang flintstone vitamin vibe check no cap cum oh that’s your girl? name all the girls she left me for a mfs take one L and start fighting demons oh yeah can I get a vibecheck

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ur crying over a guy who watches family guy

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froggy chair hair froggy chair hair

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if I had a girlfriend I would let her have all of the red and pink starbursts out of the pack. I would also eat the yellow ones so she wouldn’t have to

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really makes you think

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hardest pic in existence

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all girls do is smell good and play animal crossing

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i am at my limit

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girls take one L and dye their hair pink

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girls who play kirby in smash bros. got the best pussy

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“U miss this pussy?” No I miss Courage the Cowardly Dog airing weekdays on Cartoon Network

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mfs will say “new year, new me”, smoke some weed, then watch hydraulic press videos for 7 hours

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experiencing a weird bug where my girlfriend’s snap score goes up 5 each time she sends me a nude

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this pic goes disturbingly hard

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If I had a gf I would simply buy her the new limited edition animal crossing new horizons nintendo switch

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this new emoji goes hard! 😂😭🥱

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you’re in her dms i’m on her block list

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I need this SO bad

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she left me for a guy who can do the fast part of Rap God

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you’re not “hungies” bro you are 27 years old

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one of the hardest pics ever

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bout to “i love animal crossing” my way into some pussy

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you good man?

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Fuck Chipotle 🖕🏾

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she’s gettin her back blown out by a guy in a banana costume. just give up bro

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if she uses 🥺 then the pussy diabolical

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she’s grabbin on my cock, call her chicken fingers

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if i had a girlfriend i would buy her one of those fucked up looking sonic ice creams from the ice cream man

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thinkin about 2016 when I had the biggest documented animal crossing collection... can’t believe I didn’t have a girlfriend

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dudes be like “i’m battling some demons” like damn bro just say you ran out of juul pods 😂😭

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