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@kylecoolky

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Apple nerd, vehicle research analyst, EV marketing, Tesla shareholder of 7 years, 2022 Tesla Model 3 Long Range 🏳️‍🌈 Follow my bf on TikTok (almost 900K!) ⇩

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After months of waiting and saving, we’ve finally joined the @Tesla family! 🥳 It’s technically my bf’s car but shh it’s mine too
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@je_somerton “The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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@laiyahlaiyy Reminds me of this
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@InternetH0F 8 hours of sleeping 1 hour of breakfast and getting ready 30 minutes driving to work 8 hours working 30 minutes driving home 1 hour of making and eating dinner 30 minutes of showering (1 hour every other day) 15 minutes of getting ready for bed 15 minutes winding down in bed
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@app_settings RT’s was actually funny though
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@Baileymoon15 That’s actually the old group! They look quite different now.
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@JoshFergeus @TIME @elonmusk You’re saying that getting rid of polluting cars, making affordable solar panels, lowering the cost of batteries, developing a software that can stop one of the leading causes of death, destroying the power hungry, greedy dealership model and giving money back to customers, 1/2
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@ronnui_ This is what I ended up on lol
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@itszaeok For those who are wondering: it’s a show where siblings help each other find a lover for the other one. I had to Google it because I had no idea what else it could be other than what y’all probably thought too.
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@rodneyote WHOS MOUSE 😭
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@BadMedicalTakes They have a bigger problem with trans people than with child abuse…
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@ericriveracooks I was waiting for her to say salmon 💀
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@JoshFergeus @TIME @elonmusk making more affordable and reusable rockets, making humans multi-planetary, bringing affordable high-speed internet to everyone, creating 3 new cheaper and faster modes of transport, and developing a solution to stop brain illnesses is not trying to solve real-world problems? 2/2
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@historyinmemes To do it you just: • Blur the background • Blur the foreground • Speed the video up to ~200% • Drop the frame rate between 4 and 12 FPS You can just apply a blur vignette and adjust the speed and FPS for a very basic effect, but it works best with a tilt shift camera lens on
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 “Alligators survive by falling asleep” *proceeds to wake it up*
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Getting gas for the last time before we pick up the Tesla today! 😊
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@francisxwolf With even just 8 hours of working and a 30 minute commute, you don’t even get 3 hours a day
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@InternetH0F 8 hours of sleeping 1 hour of breakfast and getting ready 30 minutes driving to work 8 hours working 30 minutes driving home 1 hour of making and eating dinner 30 minutes of showering (1 hour every other day) 15 minutes of getting ready for bed 15 minutes winding down in bed
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@InternetH0F Why do people still consider what their partners did before they were together?? That’s none of your business and doesn’t affect you, get over it.
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@KinqKudos @crazyclipsonly They fed and took care of those deer. No idea why everyone is siding with the recorder but I agree with the kid. I have swans in my backyard and I would be pissed if some random person walked into my neighborhood and shot my swans. Random people already fish in my backyard and
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@BottomsRjusHole @GoodReddit Pride is about protest lmao do you not know how it started?
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“The Trump Memorial Day sale was a good cause to bring attention to Memorial Day”… 😬
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@BadMedicalTakes “I don’t think”
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@Noimujk “Oh god wHAT HAVE I DONE??”
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@todayyearsoldig Just put the lid on and full it up. There’s a reason the hole in the lid is the exact same size as the hole that dispenses…
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@chochangism “Disney then” And it includes movies from 2020 (Soul), 2017 (Coco), 2016 (Zootopia), and 2012 (Frozen) 💀
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@insultsrare Even worse, it was within a minute lmao
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@HumansNoContext For those that want the rest Realrahsaun on YouTube
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@EverythingOOC Bing AI says this
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@InternetH0F Everyone in the comments like “Oh it’s easy to have time. Just sleep 4 hours, eat microwaved meals, don’t eat breakfast, don’t look nice or take care of your skin, and take 5 minute showers!” and ??? That’s… the point. Like why do we need to sacrifice all that just to have just
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@NewsM101 Thats literally how she’s always looked. They haven’t changed her.,,
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@RyCP513 @NaziCringe @JGregoryCincy Neither of those things are political. You are making it political. You are choosing to debate whether LGBTQ and black people should have rights or not, we think that it should be a no brainer and not even a debate at all…
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@JoshuaTookes It’s this panel
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@PogSwagGamer You cut out Mr. Krabs’ perfect reaction to it 💀
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@GoodReddit God Marvel has ruined people
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@WholesomeMeme Animals understand way more than we give them credit. Unfortunately, most of the time they just do not care.
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@mrnastynodrama Girl just take a bath
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@IBananaShake @InternetH0F Some people spend a few minutes trying to get out of bed, take a second to pick out everything and get dressed, have to make breakfast, and have personal care things to do like wash their face, fix their hair, put on sunscreen, etc. It’s me. I’m some people.
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@WALKONMINKS This is a triple layer deep internet reference 😭
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@austin_builder @CollapseVids They landed on a wood platform perfectly fine with only scrapes and bruises. Any bigger of a swing and it would have been worse. This is in Russia and that canyon is deeper than the Grand Canyon.
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@Rainmaker1973 These are literally in almost every Lidl, including ones in the rest of Europe and in the US Lidl near Atlanta, GA, US:
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@mondobytes There are actually no lenses used! What you’re seeing is straight from a normal iPhone lens. There are lights and gimbals, but there would be with any other camera as well. What’s important is that you’re looking through a stock iPhone 15 Pro Max camera (with the Blackmagic app
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@messedupfoods Bro do NOT put water on a grease fire…
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I don’t think people realize how absolutely gorgeous Apple Stores are. Some of my faves:
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@qthlu Their commitment to only using skeleton stock photos (after the first 4) is amazing
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@TheWapplehouse “With a touch of southern hospitality” 😭
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@fuckitimarobot Wouldn’t this also sometimes trigger when the door is just mostly closed but empty? There’s no way to get 100% accurate data from it
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@theapplehub I love how Apple’s is a piece of actual animated art rather than just a poorly looped video
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@GreenTextRepost @TheSpiralPro Wtf I couldn’t imagine going ANYWHERE while my boyfriend was at the hospital taking care of his sick mom. I’d be right there with him.
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@JoshyBeSloshy She really doesn’t learn does she 😭
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@Swilua If someone is scared of your Halloween decorations, you’re doing it right
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@adamtotscomix The literal definition of boxer briefs 💀
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@sdoaiza @ca_dmv_bot2 Probably taken. It’s California
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@CrispySlightly @insaneppltweets It’s the hero complex. He wants to be the big man that saves the day but people who think like that are the least likely to actually help.
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@wizardsofautism I’m not even autistic and this is frustrating. I don’t wanna be out of place but I don’t know the dress code.
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@OWAnonymous_ He’s giant. If he didn’t have 225 hp, he’d die so much faster and he’s already decently easy to kill.
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@jaydenstech It takes so long to find a Google app because they all look the exact same. Horrible design decisions. I’ve also just never liked their aesthetic.
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@KylePlantEmoji WHAT? I thought everyone heard what they wanted to say before saying it. Maybe that’s what determines speaking speeds. I think people that hear what they’re about to say can speak faster than people who can’t.
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@LibertyCappy You must still live with your parents if you think apartments charge by person 💀
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@ca_dmv_bot2 And lowercase too??
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@JoshyBeSloshy I really wanna see their reactions to Costco
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@animalologist I wish cops had even a quarter the strength a parent has
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@Bornakang Why are you waterboarding a child- 😭😭
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@d_feldman The Apple TV has a cool feature where, when connecting to wireless speakers, it will play a sound, listen to it back, calculate the delay, and fix accordingly.
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@Classicsamirex_ @kirawontmiss Well this was shot on an iPhone 13 Pro Max so…
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U think I’m lying about a fuckn video ? Here the proof so yall leave me alone 😮‍💨
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@OWAnonymous_ You can not take away someone’s ability to damage in Overwatch. If it ran out and replenished like healing does now, Moira would have zero defense.
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@wildtiktokss For y’all that don’t get it, “aw tysm” said out loud would be “autism”
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@mL7support I think people would use them if they didn’t take an emote slot
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@HaileeHatesPDX @InternetH0F Yeah it’s a lot more for me too but I was using averages or else people would attack me for over doing it
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@addictedtotext @diedoflaughter @kal2ka @vivianosaurus As someone who struggles with restaurant, it doesn’t understand it. It somehow doesn’t think resturaunt or whatever is close to anything.
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@danluu I wouldn’t trust Ford of all people to do a software update 😭
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@PicturesFoIder It works most of the time!
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@impossiblyeve Krispy Kreme had eclipse donuts here!
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@EnkiDorado Here’s a thought: Overwatch takes place in different parts of the world. It’s almost like Toronto Canada will be different from the Midwestern US or South Korea!
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@InternetH0F I thought it was a Hex Bug
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@Grosdoriane This reads like an 8 year old showing their friends their new language
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@Dexerto I mean the dynamic is cute. Always nice to see people who can jokingly insult each other without getting mad. That right there defines relationships.
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@BadMedicalTakes Well clearly ice cream also causes shark attacks!
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@BadMedicalTakes Trans people literally have to experience it twice…??
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@Univers99618787 @InternetH0F I’m including getting undressed and letting the water get warm, showering, drying off, and doing after shower things
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@kriptokeeper @InternetH0F It still would’ve been his fault. No matter why the car in front stopped (with the gray area being purposeful brake checking), you should have been far enough away to stop.
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@tano_commander @Audio_Vortex @josh23crypto @Martinandreas @MKBHD I’m pretty sure that was there before. The girl just left marks, she didn’t make the dent.
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@ChillyDawg423 @JezCorden Okay that’s just not looking through your skills lmao. Boostpack training level 1 literally says “allows the usage of boostpacks”…
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@aryamansharda I just have Siri call me a bitch when she gets low lol
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@hannahlouisef I set an alarm for noon and still wake up at 4 PM
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@emo_garfield420 Don’t forget the tile floors
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@realonx1 @AntifaCatraa It’s funny because that IS fasting. Like why does he think breakfast is called break-fast…?
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@WholeMarsBlog I have also tested it with my boyfriend as bait and I can confirm I did not kill him. I actually found out some really cool stuff. I’m gonna put together a short video of all the clips.
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@OWCavalry Sombra better be getting one…
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@AwestruckVox It’s this one for me. The first scene looks unrendered but the second looks fine.
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@ca_dmv_bot2 Adding this to my collection lol
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@ca_dmv_bot2 I’m collecting these
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@iconredesign Yeah they need to set guided access to lock it to one app
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@HannahPosted All the kids are messed up 😭
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@OWAnonymous_ That’s… that’s why it’s called Oasis…
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@bimboposting If he turned without seeing the cyclist, that means he wasn’t looking for cars either
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@MoxmoJez @StatisticUrban The US is 9th on this list for timeliness while also being last at affordability, efficiency, equity, and outcome. It is not first in anything and cost twice as much as 10th place (Canada).
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@rrexra @Anthony27068397 @scottydc2 @chvsxp @jazz_inmypants Not only that but our rain water is essentially toxic. So much stuff in our air that it’s full of chemicals that should not be in a person by the time it gets to the ground.
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@engineers_feed Overengineering everything. At the beach and the umbrella isn’t angled properly? I will spend 20 minutes trying to find a way to get it to sit perfectly exactly where I want it without having to hold it.
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@lorenzo_quiogue I don’t even go once a day how are you going twice??
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@Jetskigrizzly Maybe you should be the one thinking a little harder For one, kids won’t steal fake pennies but they will steal real ones, this basically already makes it cheaper. Two, these weigh less, so if you had a bunch of them in a bucket or something, a kid will be able to carry it. And
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@nearcyan Sugar too! People who put sugar in their coffee usually only put about a teaspoon, or 4 grams. The big Panera lemonade has 124 grams of sugar…
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