Ken Lowery @kenlowery Twitter profile | Pikagi

Pikagi

Ken Lowery

@kenlowery

6,774

Followers

773

Following

13,516

Media

206,117

Statuses

He/him/dude who thinks about death the normal amount. Makes TTRPG stuff @bannerlessgames . Co-creator @fakeapstylebook . Avatar by @catiemonster .

Dallas, TX

https://t.co/58tPyRtZHO

Joined December 2007

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Pinned Tweet

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

19 days

Friends, my new game is here! I wanted to make something big, fun, sleazy, and sneaky - a good time that's also a nasty piece of work. It's called NO-TELL MOTEL, and PDFs are now available, as well as pre-orders on the print edition. Check in here:

No-Tell Motel by Bannerless Games

Solve a mystery and pray you don't get it wrong in this solo RPG.

bannerlessgames.itch.io

@BannerlessGames

Bannerless Games

@BannerlessGames

19 days

One victim. 15 suspects. One chance to get it right. Check in to NO-TELL MOTEL, my new solo murder mystery RPG! Spy, cajole, and gossip to gather evidence and catch a killer. God help you if you get it wrong. Get PDFs and pre-order print copies here:

Tweet media one

2

18

21

1

11

17

Last Seen Profiles

@istacku

@3d_makers_fr

@MartinShrekli

@chanda

@gtochimani

@Golf_Saudi

@dawnafterabel

@tvwestUG

@Guedes3Rogerio

@VestalBrooke

@pikkitsports

@jcboice

@ComEd

@TedKachow

@bikinisets

@Tickantel

@teletubisolo

@realChipEvans

@Mark_J_Perry

@QueenKayla777

@marfavmi

@EvertOostdam

@VangaPranay

@ValorantMobES

@cezarvianei

@akerfeldtian

@iamarnoldworld

@yamancan_

@footballolder

@classified_sb

@2000sborncasual

@StellaCinemas

@mattydiver

@WetGIW

@BloombergTV

@krkrm_san

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

computer, show me tweets only from ireland

178

16K

212K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

*runs in panting* non fungible tolkein

@BBCWorld

BBC News (World)

2 years

Tolkien estate blocks JRR Token crypto-currency

94

406

4K

62

7K

55K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

We actually did a whole war about this one. It was in all the papers

@WillOremus

Will Oremus

5 years

Twitter is commissioning academic research into the question of whether it should get rid of the Nazis.

236

232

759

121

10K

51K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Tweet media one

@jasonschreier

Jason Schreier

2 years

BREAKING: Sony is buying Bungie, the maker of Destiny — another seismic gaming deal that comes just two weeks after Microsoft purchased Activision Blizzard. Bungie put Xbox on the map. Now it's part of PlayStation Studios. Filed to Bloomberg Terminal, hitting web soon

1K

5K

34K

33

4K

34K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

This was the best one of these

Tweet media one

89

11K

29K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

CAN YOU PET THE DOG utterly usurped by CAN YOU DO COMBO FINISHERS WITH THE CAT

27

7K

26K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

90

2K

25K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

Imagining the superhuman control necessary not to tell every person you meet, for 19 years, that you are dating Elvira

43

3K

24K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

Just thinking about these bad boys. King shit of fuck mountain back in the day, tbh

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

65

3K

18K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

Tweet media one

56

6K

17K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

Took me 30 years but I've decided my favorite Tetris piece is the T piece. Can always put that guy to work. When he shows up I think, "a friend is here"

70

2K

17K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

"They were always making money, but not enough for an investor" is the skeleton key for the hollowing out of so much cultural landscape, not the internet or millennials or w/e. Retail stores, newspapers, radio, all of it - not profitable quickly enough for short-term gamblers

@cinemattie

Mattie Lucas

2 years

Stellan Skarsgård giving perhaps the best answer to the ubiquitous "what do you think about superhero movies" question;

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

144

14K

59K

42

4K

16K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

Bringing this back immediately

Tweet media one

47

3K

14K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

@WalshFreedom This is some of the saddest shit I've read all week.

15

399

8K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

Just now occured to me the Simpsons literally did "no, it is the children who are wrong" about themselves and didn't even realize it

@skimcasual

I'm at @skimlines.bsky.social

6 years

That look white people give you when you ask them to be accountable for the racism in their community.

Tweet media one

175

5K

20K

43

2K

8K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

Rep. King's Democratic opponent dropped out of the race 9 days ago due to death threats.

@agearan

Anne Rumsey Gearan

7 years

Rep. King ties baseball shooting to violence 'from the left'

99

32

34

138

6K

8K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

Gosh, how will we ever spot the 4channers imitating black people among us

Tweet media one

83

3K

7K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

"Hey guys, what are some numbers between 5 and 7?" "This isn't a number but have you considered the letter P" "Does 9 count?" "I don't see things in terms of numbers" - any open question on social media

87

1K

7K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

[Our stupid asses at a funeral in 2055] YOU: i'm really doing a sad right now ME: [heavy sigh] you simply hate to see it

38

709

8K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Reading ghost stories from a century ago a lot of them begin like "Seeing as I was beset by Nerves, my doctor prescribed I travel the Continent for three months" oh word yeah that does sound helpful. I didn't know that was an option

28

1K

8K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Tweet media one

@FCardamenis

Forrest Cardamenis

1 year

What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.

3K

517

9K

67

362

6K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

CAT TIME is when it's time for cat. this happens about 3-4 times a day. it is currently CAT TIME

38

644

6K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

This is the creative version of "Jeff Bezos started in his garage"

Tweet media one

52

281

5K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

"Cambridge Analytica" sounds like a CD-ROM I got with my computer in 1998

23

540

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

I hate it when my quirky English teacher assigns precisely one Shakespeare play for the semester, inadvertently signaling the broad dramatic strokes that will define the most memorable year of my life

23

594

5K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

"Right mate, you tried your best but it didn't work. Now it's time for Plan Bee."

@KFMovieGuide

Kung Fu Movie Guide

3 years

NEWS: #JasonStatham will star in #TheBeeKeeper for @Miramax , a "lightning-paced thriller deeply steeped in the mythology of bee keeping". More details via @DEADLINE .

Tweet media one

121

102

694

43

331

5K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

How I read this one every time

Tweet media one

@TheBonkQueen

A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T

2 years

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

157

16K

77K

7

1K

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

@ICEgov Gargle my piss.

14

96

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Hi, we're Twitter! Yes, DMs are still broken, Circles no longer work and we break retweets and replies weekly. That's why we think you should buy a membership of largely unspecified perks, one of which is hiding that you did so. Please give us your credit card number

13

1K

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

There was a time when "Go suck an egg" was a devastating insult. If someone said that to you your spouse would leave you. Your crops would fail. When you entered God's house the candles would go out

34

435

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

"Fuck everyone who died" continues to be a bold campaign strategy

4

440

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Tweet media one

14

208

4K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

19

703

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

@TheMadDimension Go fuck yourself, trash.

11

47

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

This FAR SIDE is still one of my favorite strips of any kind ever.

Tweet media one

132

590

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

JOHNNY MILLIONAIRE, EDGY COMEDIAN: You hear about this group of people, wants respect? You hear this? You read about this? [audience chuckles, one guy laughs super loud]

2

566

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

@metaltxt Strange how it only became a false flag once it became clear they looked bad and wouldn't win. no mention of that this morning

5

79

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

@EveryVowel @MrBeast @netflix "Yes, they may have conceived of, designed, and built the Eiffel Tower marshaling the muscle and brainpower of thousands of people. But my picture of it has 20,000 views on Google reviews, so who's to say which one is more significant?"

2

53

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

Must be wild to work at Twitter and know you could have radically altered world history by deleting one (1) account

9

363

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

The fun thing about "allowing the healthy to work" is WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S ACTUALLY HEALTHY, yes?

14

384

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

@SteveKingIA Eat shit, Corn Hitler.

66

110

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

@spikedonline a bad thing from 20 years ago was actually all the buzzword bad things from right now, writes man with soft skull

8

65

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

11 months

Advertisers love hearing you've purposely throttled views

7

338

3K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

sweet jesus

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

73

175

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

@SoundsnColor @soundingline let's run that tape again

11

92

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

tapping the "only paul verhoeven truly understands us" sign once more

@carolrosenberg

Carol Rosenberg

@carolrosenberg

1 year

Good afternoon from Camp Justice at Guantanamo Bay. Some visiting NFL cheerleaders got the Super Sunday festivities underway yesterday with a show during a weightlifting contest at the Navy base gym. The first war court hearing of the year is set for Tuesday.

Tweet media one

51

80

406

13

328

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

OoOOoo I'm a white person. I have a chalkboard in my kitchen and think the causes of the Civil War were "complicated"

13

243

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

@9_volt_ isn't it great how games are jobs now

4

30

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

One taught me my power, one taught me my pleasure, one taught me my pain.

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

25

765

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

Make no mistake: This framing, this story, this tweet is a face of evil.

44

856

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

Here we are again, fucking in a Costco

8

205

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

LRT: Please consider adopting an ADULT cat!!! Kittens are super cute but generally adopt very fast, they're also a huge pain and a lot of work. Adult cats need the homes and they're a LOT less maintenance

60

257

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

Hi Antifa Local 42069, just a friendly reminder that it's Friday so please fill out your time sheets before you clock out today. We bill Soros by the hour and things go quicker if we stay on top of hours. Stay safe and have fun out there!

38

303

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

@muttgomery @ARTofCOOP Love to stipulate that my technology, which I have named Will Drive For You, does not drive for you

4

56

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

@DrOz

Tweet media one

1

2

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

1.1 million views. BOLT came out 11 years ago

Tweet media one

34

104

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Jesus Christ

Tweet media one

@_cingraham

Christopher Ingraham🦗

1 year

Her publicists have been peddling the *exact* same profile since at least 2018. Here's Quartz, five years ago:

30

445

3K

16

70

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

Uncertain why GamerGate discussion is showing up again but to be clear: they are/were a harassment campaign I watched retcon its reason for being in real time, with all the guile of a toddler shitting its pants in the middle of a dinner party. Fuck 'em forever.

13

254

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Amazing to me that the *endorsements* for "AI" fall into three categories: 1) Look how this will confuse your parents! 2) Your job will be gone in six months! 3) Check it out, I ruined something great! The pitch sucks, y'all. The pitch needs work

12

249

2K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

It's cool that "the president's violent fan base" is a thing we have to navigate as a society. Super healthy stuff

1

251

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

GO TO A LIBRARY AND START A BOOK CLUB YOU COMPLETE FUCKING KNOBS

Tweet media one

16

251

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my special lady... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's Elvira by the way,

2

37

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

some real "first time?" energy rolling off journalists, students, the squad, every single marginalized group right now as GOP pols whine and moan about experiencing any single inconvenience as a result of their own actions

2

221

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

dying frog spends final breath praying for speedy recovery of the scorpion

2

252

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

Ultimately you have to accept that studios require outsized success on the big ventures, like Endgame, in order to fund smaller and more experimental work, like Ant-Man & The Wasp

7

188

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

@GovMikeHuckabee @tedcruz I wish Planned Parenthood had aborted this tweet

11

49

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

perhaps I shall partake in a Popular Tart

18

344

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

8 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Awww, sad it doesn't protect you from criticism or consequences?

11

102

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

@okjonblair @BBolander truly inspired to cast Cillian Murphy this way, he's so good at just being a little fucking cockroach that won't die

1

12

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

@mstratford Oh man I have got some WILD news for her about how taxes work

2

30

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

I distinctly remember people smoking on planes, in restaurants, in malls, and yet it feels impossible.

@Reamkore

Brandon Ream

4 years

What was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s:

Tweet media one

576

9K

102K

78

89

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

Congratulations to most of my timeline

@TheAdvocateMag

The Advocate

@TheAdvocateMag

3 years

Cassandra Peterson — best known to the world as #Elvira , Mistress of the Dark — has revealed her 19-year relationship with another woman in her new memoir. @TheRealElvira

731

9K

35K

4

274

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

We don't have to live like this

Tweet media one

7

110

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

@spikedonline this is cancel culture. this is osama bin laden, to me

Tweet media one

7

31

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

@TheMadDimension Hi Jason, it took 15 minutes but me telling you to go fuck yourself got more likes than your post. How does that feel

8

33

970

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Ask anyone who has ever worked retail or service industry if their impression of Boomers is "carefree and exuberant"

@scalzi

John Scalzi

2 years

"We turned the planet into an overheated pile of microplastics and saddled our children with debt and shitty-paying jobs, plus we're totally cool with creeping racist fascism. Why are our kids angry and hate us so?"

Tweet media one

69

2K

6K

10

340

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

What's the dumbest band name ever.

1K

45

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

my skeleton key for these things is: NFT announcements when things look Very Bad for NFTs are a great look into the internal approval timelines of individual organizations

@EricaFails

Erica Henderson

2 years

What stale hell is this? @mfaboston is trying to get in on a scheme after a collapse??

Tweet media one

10

9

135

4

161

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

BOYD: Well Raylan Givens, I am surprised! I thought we were mutuals. RAYLAN: I don't follow back just any old asshole, Boyd. Not even the notable assholes. BOYD: And after I so generously tagged you on Follow Friday, friend!

20

439

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

3 years

I would hire skywriters

2

14

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

@philipaklein "I guess we have no option but to continue generation-crushing debt." You absolute clown.

2

21

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

Realized two things at the gym today, thanks to cable news commercials: 1) The hucksterism that work on Olds is what worked on them when they were young; it's generational 2) In 30 years we're gonna get ads like "this heckin doggo wants u 2 by gold uwu"

13

265

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

HANNIBAL: The killer considers himself a purist from a dying age. He seeks truth above all else -- above convenience, above comfort, even above clarity. Authenticity in all things is his crusade. JACK: [staring at a victim with his guts strung out to spell "SUBS NOT DUBS"] I see.

3

492

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

Twitter pretty severely needs a "drop me from this conversation" feature.

13

88

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ always ask to hear Selmers' new poem ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

6

332

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

@jasminexETH never seen a clearer sign someone has never paid for cable

1

1

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Oh nothing... just looking at old radios

Tweet media one

7

139

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

give her chip

@tatianawrites

Tatiana 🌈

4 years

exCUSE you

Tweet media one

7

11

137

15

121

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Calling them "short-term gamblers" is a misnomer tbh. Gamblers assume risk, and investors have completely offloaded the risk onto everyone else.

9

107

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

@IVerboten @adamcarolla You got flamed because that's a dumb opinion a stupid person would have. Hope this helps

6

5

946

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

4 years

COMICS DISCOURSE LOOP: No, It Is You Who Failed Superman Why Doesn't Batman Simply Buy Crime? Alan Moore: Threat or Menace? <-- YOU ARE HERE Writers Vs. Artists What If The Big Two Released Monthly Anthologies Instead Everyone (Except You) Knew Outed Monster Was Monster

16

432

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

I think we've figured out a replacement for Patreon. I will take 5% of every transaction, please and thank you

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

4

212

954

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

2 years

Granddad, I pierced the veil of life after death for just one evening. For a few blissful hours you may eat, drink, and converse once more. There is one small catch

Tweet media one

28

106

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

Netflix releases 78 shows a week called The Night Accountant

6

106

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

This idea that statues are our main vessel for history preservation and instruction makes the popularity of Funkopops make a lot more sense.

6

275

926

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

6 years

How's that working out, is that going pretty good

Tweet media one

14

200

880

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

That is. That is not even close

Tweet media one

47

194

958

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

5 years

@bananafitz

Tweet media one

4

20

960

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

1 year

@BudrykZack

Tweet media one

1

7

1K

@kenlowery

Ken Lowery

7 years

@AdamFitchett How'd this stupid fucking tweet work out for you

5

14

753