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@jlynn43xo

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@jlynn43xo
jenny “coppertop”
4 years
Sox fans: if you think Shoeless Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hall of fame, regardless if you think he’s guilty of his alleged participation in the 1919 Black Sox Scandal, there’s a petition for you to sign
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2 years
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts Because of the pastryarchy
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2 years
@AlexMcDaniel As a nanny, I felt like some single dads only used nannying services to try to find a wife. I actually requested through my agency to not be assigned to single dads anymore because of this.
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@AITA_online I’m going to suspend my April fools suspicion for you, my heart breaks for you and just know a/he has lived the best life and will be waiting for you
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5 years
@BostonStuff @RealDickTator interesting that when you said pot i immediately thought of tea .. like a pot of tea ... anyway
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3 years
@TheYellowHammer @RicochetRabbit Ah yes they scored after a key defensive player was kicked out of the game for doing what he usually does which is stop the other team from scoring
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5 years
@holy_schnitt Haha yeh but what about those days when you have complete mental breakdowns and think “oh I’m probably just getting my period” and then you don’t get it for another 2 weeks amirite
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4 years
@Malloryy4059 I have no bias one way or the other, I’m pretty apolitical, but I’m a communication graduate and I’m seriously disturbed by the amount of people who don’t notice this is an OPINION piece posted DAYS before the election and are just taking it as straight up fact
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2 years
seriously? THIS is the one?
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4 years
@bunsenbernerbmd @dog_feelings Doggos get so sad when I walk past them and don’t pets them... but then their owner says “you can pet him” and both me and doggo get overly excited and give all the pets/kisses
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@meatymcsorley @TheJooof As a gym-goer, i would be really ffing annoyed if somebody was taking selfies WHILE SITTING ON THE BENCH, i mean if that isn’t disrespectful idk what is. People want to actually USE that bench. That’s why i laughed. Dude’s a jerk off for wasting time taking a selfie on the bench
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5 years
@Eru29463411 @ElectricAgora @MsBlaireWhite I think the point tho is like, if i cal someone a he and they tell me “I prefer she” my response would be like “o ok” and I would call them she at that point. The unreasonable part would be when they go off on you expecting you to just *know* their preferred pronoun
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4 years
@Dank31835128 @OUTM_ @downbadpatrol The “oh damn aight” makes me think he’s gay
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7 years
A Canadian wearing a Blackhawks jersey calling for a Preds Stanley cup might be the best video I've ever taken
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@WarEagleAU7 @SawyerNell @SECOfficiating They played it once and then realized it exonerated him and never played it again
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3 years
Find somebody who looks at you the way Bruce Pearl looks at Cam Newton
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@CoachEHutch why are some people bakers if they don’t like baking because they knead the dough
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6 years
@LeeHaymes @SarahAubrey02 it’s tweets like this that reassure me i’m not as crazy as i sometimes feel
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@cjthehero @BarstoolJordie i’m so confused is it a girl or a boy because he’s got pink balloons but wearing blue stuff
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@DanaBeers_ I turned to apologize to the lady behind me for making her wait and she was like “no, no, that was impressive, you tell em” ahaha
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5 years
@Eru29463411 @ElectricAgora @MsBlaireWhite Similarly, I’d just be flat out unreasonably rude if someone politely told me their preferred pronoun and I continued to call them the opposite. Like when people call me “Jenny” and I say “I prefer jenn or Jennifer” .. at least that’s how I see it
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5 years
@holy_schnitt What makes you think we are friends with boys with girlfriends or just boys in general, come on ellie
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2 years
Ally: *talks trash on Auburn* Auburn: *talks trash back* Ally: “some people take all the fun out of rivalries!!!!!!!!!!”
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Nothing but pure class being shown by the “Auburn family” in my mentions this morning…some people take all the fun out of rivalries 🙄
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3 years
UCF fans: going to social media to blast Gus malzahn for devastating loss Auburn fans: going to social media to pray and come together for the malzahn family It’s just different
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3 years
@nwarikoo I’m not even the reporter who asked the question and my heart dropped with that reply. I can’t imagine how the reporter feels
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5 years
@ESPNCaddie @BobHarig @RiggsBarstool Hey Michael, professional sports reporters always say “first reported by ___” and credit who broke the story first. Time stamps say Riggs got there 30 minutes before you did. Respect the biz.
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@BWalkerSEC Well you fuckin took the under Brandon what did you expect
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@bocxtop Sorry but if he wants to talk about “professionalism” he should keep work communications with an employee in email or work systems. If you as an employer choose to use text then you HAVE TO understand these things happen.
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2 years
@ZACKK1NN1E @AITA_online exactly the same as camisole straps and no one has a problem with those
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4 years
@annee_izatt @The_Tooth_Hurts I watched this live and basically died
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4 years
@BSO @Chris_803 “Baby mama” and “baby daddy” are incredibly degrading titles for a person. They imply they had one use and one purpose in someone’s life: to provide a child. This is his GIRLFRIEND. They are together. They were together before the baby and are together after. Show some respect.
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@The_Tooth_Hurts @annee_izatt I loved his idea that everyone on hold for customer service should be able to talk to one another
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6 years
@meatymcsorley @TheJooof Then you’re just as bad. Get off the ffing bench if you’re not using it. Unless your workout program is on your phone, you shouldn’t even have your phone by the machines. Rests between sets shouldn’t be THAT long.
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@bellalawtonn @SarahAubrey02 Back when I was a kindergarten teacher i had a student ask if i was married. I quite simply said “no I’m not” and he dropped the subject. Til about a week later, he came back and said, “Are you married yet?”
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@SeanMick69 @holy_schnitt that’s a lot of words for “i’ve never made a woman orgasm before”
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6 years
@humorandanimals My dog used to hide my shoes whenever i wasn’t looking because she didn’t want me to leave. So i would go to get my shoes where i usually leave them and they wouldn’t be there and I’d look at her and she’d be like “what?”
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@iwantedthaticed @collin Didn't even put ice in the cup to keep the beer cold smh
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3 years
My friend sent me this tweet. He sent it because he knew I hated this man but didn’t know why. I hate him because he groped me in 2019, at a bar after a sox game. I didn’t tell anyone for a while but have since tried to find my voice and started sharing. I support this woman.
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@RamLover69 @Cut4 @espn i literally heard this in my head in his voice
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@bellalawtonn @SarahAubrey02 The follow-up questions were actually better. I laughed and said, “No, not yet.” And he goes, “Do you have a boyfriend?” And rather than explaining to him the complexities that is mid-twenties dating, I said, “Yes, I do.” He goes, “How many?” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@queenanneblythe @netflix I was going to call you queen but you apparently already know that so
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5 years
@swing_by_day @Liz_Wheeler as a female who attempted to utilize planned parenthood’s “services” on multiple occasions, based on my experiences, they don’t deserve funding. at least not from me.
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“Auburn football starts Saturday”
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@DanaBeers_ This is shameful, Dana. I ordered a big (I wanna say 20oz AT LEAST) tequila sunrise to-go from an airport bar to take on the plane. That was always allowed. But then when I got to boarding, they said it wasn’t and asked me to toss it. I stared the lady in the eye as I downed it
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jenny “coppertop”
4 years
@rafia_afzal_ I’m sorry that happened to you!! But it brings up an interesting point. How are you supposed to make friends virtually? If she were sitting next to you, you could compliment her clothes. But complimenting a private room could seem invasive. It’s a hard line to walk!
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@aSouthernPenny I was a K teacher and one student asked if I was married. I said no I’m not. Then he asked if I have a boyfriend. I’m like yes I do. (we all know where this is going right?) But then he goes, “how many?” And I was like ONE, JUST ONE EVER. He’s like, “oh. I have 7 girlfriends.”
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6 years
Hitting for the cycle with 6 ABs and against a position player pitching shouldn’t even be allowed, much less count. That’s like handing a cycle over on a silver platter. Put an asterisk next to this one* *the Red Sox were winning 16-1 and Yankees pen resorted to fielders. 🙄
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Brock Holt completes the first Postseason cycle in MLB history with a dinger off a position player pitching... My mind is blown 🤯
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@bessbell @kthrynbdnz He went from thinking he didn’t do anything wrong, to understanding how he did. To learning and communicating. He grew from it into a better, changed person. And I always respected that about him. How many people in his position are capable of that?
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@SimonJadis @NathanDorval @AITA_reddit LOVE that you eat with a trident and not a fork
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5 years
@mattdacosta6 @SexyTroopLover Barry awake at 12:53 AM? No way. His bedtime is 10, 10:30 LATEST. Barry is too wholesome to be up that late. What would he be doing at that time of night? Masturbating? No way. Not Barry. This is a fake tweet.
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@SortaBad @PabloEscobarner Sea lions do this all the time, there’s actually one specific sea lion who’s famous for it. But yeah. Seals and sea lions get tired of swimming and hunting so they’ll catch a ride on a boat or kayak, if it’s a fishing boat it’s dinner and transportation.
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Me, perfectly enjoying my night, ready to go to bed: “I think I’ll listen to that new John Mayer album #SobRock before bed” Me 20 seconds into Shouldn’t Matter But It Does:
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@ScottMichaux @BobHarig @ESPNCaddie @RiggsBarstool “You people?” I’m not even a fore play pod fan, i just can’t stand when sports reporters act like petty little girls. You credit who got it out first.
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5 years
Literally was the last thing even remotely entertaining on ESPN ....
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RIP Baseball Tonight 😔
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@bessbell @kthrynbdnz One of the reasons I am so consumed by this is not because of what he did, but because of how he came out of what he did. He came out of it wanting to learn, to understand what he did wrong, to be better and to never allow it to happen again.
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@GirlThats_Reno @sdupermissle I’m really sorry that happened to your dog but that’s not why your dog got a hematoma or infection. I will leave it at that
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@Jared_Carrabis spoiler alert 🙄
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@BobHarig @ESPNCaddie @RiggsBarstool That’s exactly how it works. And when reporters think they broke it first and fans let them know someone else did, they say “correction: first reported by ___.” Credit Riggs. He deserves it. He got the scoop, he put it out before you did.
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@barstoolsports Yeh it’s Vanderbilt like a 4 hr drive and they don’t have fans
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@ChristianYelich I feel like it went more like... Counsell: you need a day off Yeli: but the cubs— Counsell: we need you for playoffs Yeli: but how will we get there if we don’t beat the— Counsell: YOU NEED A BREAK Yeli: can’t it be fri— Counsell:
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@Toxo_Gandhi @talliesinyoung right? I don’t necessarily agree with how fka twigs went about it but Shia lebouf is taking full responsibility and admitted it so who tf is saying he could never do that?
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@TimeIsNotGiven @AITA_reddit He offered to do an easier hike but she insisted to do that one
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@adidas I just don’t know why this didn’t show up as sensitive content. I have that turned on. I was just scrolling and saw this. Sorry to report but it really needs to be blocked out and have a sensitive image warning.
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@AITA_reddit YTA only because you didn’t add ages and genders to this and I’m confused af
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@HelenaGuerraa @sadeadekugbe No way. Once something seems odd, history doesn’t matter, he’s dangerous now. I was on the phone with a guy while looking for him but when I saw him, i realized he’d been lying to me so I turned and walked the other way. Told him straight up never talk to me again
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@MickstapeShow @The_Tooth_Hurts I am literally willing to get the next flight out to gather outside the staples center
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@davegisaac He told me he doesn’t have a problem with the Flyers. 😀 #pleasehirecoachQ
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2 years
@RustyBouseman dry erase boards are truly remarkable
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5 years
@RiggsBarstool Uhh, Riggs, this was a reply to me first. Credit me please. I got it first.
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@aSouthernPenny Then I said “and how do each of them feel about that?” He was like “what?” And I said “never mind, good luck”
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@ZaCook325 @RaiderCody Not only was it horrifically edited but it was a private phone call recorded and posted publicly.....
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@RamTrucks @RamLover69 lmao stop, this was my sponsored ad i blame you
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@DustinGiebel @NiseiLounge So what’s his handicap now?
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@rttlundman @donmoyn @anneapplebaum Actually kinda concerned about this guy, is his leg facing the wrong way?
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@TheGunzShow @TomScibelli I mean this makes the most sense right?
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@ScottMichaux @BobHarig @ESPNCaddie @RiggsBarstool This wasn’t a press conference. This was a statement. It was given to fore play pod individually and they got it out first. So you credit who reported it first
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I just got got on Twitter 🤦🏼‍♀️ I replied to a comedian, UNKNOWING HE WAS A COMEDIAN, and tried to defend his statements which were clearly a bit. I can’t believe it. I got got
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@areacomedian After about the 4th dad asked me out, I told my agency no more single dads. It’s a shame cuz I truly wanted to help these guys who needed it, same as single moms. But they hit on me so I got uncomfortable
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@AITA_online I know. You can’t control when is the best time for your dog. You are doing a brave and selfless thing today. Soon s/he will be frolicking in the fields playing catch and eating all the toilet paper and looking out heaven’s window for you all day. Btw, NTA 🥺🥺🥺
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. @JeffPassan : trade between brewers and giants brewers fans: OMG is it madbum? will smith?? OMG I CANT WAIT trade: it’s drew pomeranz brewers fans:
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@dNstreeeet @mzenitz Targeting is intentional head-to-head collision, not incidental. It’s very clear McClain was leading with his shoulder and laying out to defend the goal line. The offensive player was the one who moved his head causing incidental contact, but still was a shoulder-to-shoulder hit
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@UncleChaps It might be just once and it might be forever. But it doesn’t mean we should judge them for that one thing.
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@Coach_Leach Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
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@areacomedian I went through an agency where families had to pay to be a client and get screened to have babysitters and nannies. So these single dads paid to be a client and then paid to have a nanny. But each time a dad would ask me on a date, I left their service and was sent somewhere else
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I have an Alabama football joke but I need at least 12 people for it
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I have a Georgia football joke but it’s 14,450 days old
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@langdon5 @_emilyisokay @shaunna_nichole Develop more skills??? She is a paramedic with critical care and flight experience.. she HAS more skills than hobby lobby employee
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@TimRiday no you need to have them now so they can be best friends and you can rub elbows with daddy giroux and daddy harper
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@BootyGodCed @FinsOrDie @maestroalmighty This of all things sounds like a story you would make up lol.
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@ScottMichaux @BobHarig @ESPNCaddie @RiggsBarstool You do exactly that, actually. In this day and age, this media outlet, you credit who got it out first. Read any article (besides this one), they say “as first reported by ___.” Look at any baseball writer from the meetings, their later tweets say “___ got it first”
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@buehIersdayoff @JeffPassan @nytmike @DavidWaldstein The funny thing is, the Indians started being called the Indians because they hated their real name the Spiders, and they had an amazing Native American ballplayer on their team that was tearing up the league
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So two days ago, Michael Kopech’s wife announces she’s pregnant, and today Kopech is filing for divorce? That’s not his kid, is it?
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@bunsenbernerbmd Not for another 13 or so years and a lot of love and happiness 💕 (she was about 2 when I got her)
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I think I freaked out this guy at the gym. I saw his Auburn shirt in the mirror and turned around and pointed at him. THREE TIMES he looked around til he was finally like “me?” And I nodded. Took my headphones out and said to him “war eagle” and got the biggest smile back lol
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@TimeIsNotGiven @AITA_reddit But as a hiker, you can’t always switch up your routines, especially if you have plans for that day. Certain trails are busier certain days and times of the day and another hike may take longer even if it’s easier and shorter just because of foot traffic. She gave him no warning,
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@kaitmonkman @AnxiousPenman @AITA_reddit I did the blinking guy when I read it was only 72 and she described it as “cranking up the heat”
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