Imagine: the CDC advises you to replay the worst loss your favorite sports team’s ever had in order to maximize quarantine efficiency
What are you watching?
A month ago in Newport Beach Kobe witnessed a major accident and stayed to comfort victims and redirect traffic until help arrived
Mamba Mentality, forever 🕊
#8
#24
This student came to America from Guatemala 3 weeks ago and one of my boys is teaching him English on our bus ride
We just passed the Space and Rocket Center and he wants to know what everything is 😭❤️
As a child his entire family forgot about him when they left for Paris over Christmas vacation
He was only 8 years old when he had to protect his home from burglars
Tonight he won the Heisman trophy, what a comeback story for Joe Burrow
You know Hannah B is an Alabama fan
Not because she literally is one but because she’s still campaigning for a ring when she didn’t even make it to the playoff
None of these schools have the level of hatred/respect that Auburn and Alabama have
When Tuscaloosa was hit by an F5 tornado, Auburn fans raised nearly $250,000 and aided in relief efforts
When a lunatic poisoned Auburn’s oaks, Alabama fans raised $50,000 to help replace them
Auburn fan: *breathes*
Alabama fan: THE TIDE HAS 17 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS WE ARE A DYNASTY. HOW MANY RINGS DO YOU HAVE CAUSE WE GOT 17. I SAW NICK SABAN WALK ON WATER WITH THE GHOST OF BEAR BRYANT FOLLOWING BEHIND HIM. I DON'T BRUSH MY TEETH CAUSE I TRUST IN THE PROCESS. RTR.
Auburn lost yesterday
Cam lost today
Daniel Carlson is missing field goals today
@ Whoever has the Auburn voodoo doll, please stop running it over with your car!
Thnx,
management
When a Wazzu fan created a photo of Mike Leach superimposed on George Costanza’s body for College Gameday & Leach (a Seinfeld fan) loved it so much he invited the fan to his office & asked if he could keep it.
CDC: “To prevent the spread of the coronavirus thoroughly wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Sing the happy birthday song in your head.”
My brain:
Children deserve the grade they earn and in life they deserve what they work for.
Teaching children that they can get half credit when putting forward zero effort fails them worse than any grade ever could.
A Florida history teacher says she was fired for refusing to follow her school's "no zero" policy, which requires teachers to give half-credit to students who don't turn in their assignments.
at dad’s office today
last night the Auburn fans snuck in, rolled the Christmas tree, and made a toilet paper trail leading to the biggest Bama fan’s door where an upright stood in the middle of their doorway
Hugh Freeze googles “GENERAL BOOTY” to find escorts
Finds high school quarterback instead
General Booty commits to Liberty, leads team to national championship, wins Heisman
ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Burner Phones & Booty, the Hugh Freeze Comeback Story
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I help children obtain the skills they need to succeed in the real world
For 8 hours a day I provide a safe haven for 22 kids who don't have one at home
I help children get over their fear of learning due to their language and learning deficits
I am a teacher
A girl from my sorority just got engaged to her middle school crush who now plays football for the Eagles & part of her caption said “ladies-don’t give up on your middle school crush”
I’m so inspired that I’m hitting up my kindergarten crush, I think he’s in med school maybe idk
In this picture I see a kid whose career nearly ended 2 years ago, but he bounced back. Since then he’s become a leader and more importantly a father. On the biggest stage of his career he vowed to sink his free throws “for Chuma”
I have no other words. Just extreme sadness.
Two of my students live and breathe basketball so in the mornings when they finish their juice I let them throw the box away with a “KOBEEE” shot
They didn’t want to do that this morning, it “didn’t feel so good” today
I get it