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the womandalorian

@jessjones327

3 years

when the partner wants to know where her motion is

one of the big accounts

@dril

3 years

Im not playing games with your ass. Anser my god damn emails or i will fuck up your world

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the womandalorian

@jessjones327

3 years

as a lawyer i desperately need an important-looking case reporter that just says “dog law”

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this is officially the most fun i’ve ever had making an instagram story

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@EuphoriTori uh, why was she playing in it? TERFs freak out about “invading women’s spaces”, and yet when a woman invades an *exclusively* trans/NB tournament, it’s our fault? she 100% joined just so she could get her 15 minutes of right-wing transphobic game

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@LissaJoStewart didn’t know who this was but initially thought emily blunt. i have now been introduced to tree paine and i thank you

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@EmmaTolkin please. someone explain. i have seen this so many times and i do not understand what’s so funny. i am begging you, please, a crumb of context/explanation

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jules: “i never said that!” bler: “i have here a video recording of you saying exactly that followed up with ‘that’s right, i said it!’” jules:

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@BlairBraverman

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I do not even know what Jules's emotion is in this photo.

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@AliceAvizandum saw this today, extremely relevant

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@PoorOldRoloTony she’s 6 years older and like. can u imagine watching her in Bring It On and Spider-man and then 15 years later playing her husband in Fargo so well that she falls in love with you. the dream.

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@nikicaga me seeing piers morgan have two good takes this week

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2 years

back in January i bought my wife and i copies of @IwriteOK ‘s After the Revolution as a surprise. well, uh, turns out she did the same

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@theashleyray i’ve seen mixed kids with more plausible deniability than this

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@adam_round_3 @AITA_online but adam, there is a PERSON just LIVING IN HER APARTMENT

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Actual Names

@ActualNames1

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Hatman Hornfuckle United States Census, 1920

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@Grey_Athena violence in movies ❌ sex on tv ✅ good old fashioned values on which we used to rely ❌

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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine “my experience is vastly different than your assertion” the assertion, backed by stats, is bigger cars = more pedestrian deaths. what does this even mean? exactly what kind of “experience” could possibly make this different?

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this three-hour podcast livestream was the most chaotic thing i’ve ever seen in my life. my partners and i loved it, can we do this once a month @bastardspod @why_sophie_why @IwriteOK ???

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@aedison you had your chance to let out at a fair rate, but you squandered it.

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@williams_paige sulzberger:

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@jessjones327

10 months

@RottenInDenmark “in part because clinics take their HIPAA obligations seriously”, a concept entirely foreign to Signal

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@jessjones327

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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine i’m sorry you lost loved ones. his point is that heavier cars are a *contributing factor*: the heavier a car, the more likely to cause a fatality. technological advancements in braking don’t add weight. but heavier cars take longer to stop; that’s just physics.

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@perdricof just gonna say here, a huge distinction in how gender is enforced: it’s almost always fine for AFABs to wear “men’s” clothing. it is never, ever, EVER okay for AMABs to wear women’s clothing.

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@VeeLibMD @Nationaleague2 @jonfavs “In Bragg's first 15 months on the job, the Manhattan DA's office filed 166 felony counts for falsifying business records against 34 defendants from all walks of life.” MAGA: well did any of them fit my made-up fact pattern where he is innocent?!?!

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just came to me

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@AliceAvizandum “can really handle my shit”, says woman who believed she would be targeted in terror attack at local rat-themed pizza place

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@8lissFullyAware @prewittse @bitcoinand_beef @joni_koskimaa this is just a lie! i’ve had cow steaks within a few hours of slaughter and they look nothing like the steaks on the left! no marbling AT ALL! if you want a lean steak with no fat just buy venison, don’t waste a cow

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@MediumSizeMeech you can’t just dead-end the convo like that! hell even “not sure! any suggestions?” would be better than this

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@notshenetworks “purported information security specialist, aka ‘PISS’”

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3 years

@BlairBraverman her reaction 🧡🧡🧡

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@jessjones327

6 months

i’ve been ACAB since the aughts, but the BLM protests in 2020 radicalized me. that those protests—the largest in history—were met by even more money for cops, more qualified immunity, and more killings by cops is one of the bleakest things i’ve seen in my lifetime.

Samuel Sinyangwe

@samswey

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Mapping Police Violence finds more than 1,200 people have been killed by police so far in 2023, surpassing last year’s record for deadly police violence. Police killed more people in America this year than any other year in recent history.

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@oldenoughtosay not with that attitude

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@jessjones327

10 months

@karol “woke brainwashing on campuses”… say more about that. what was “woke”? please be as specific as you can. you “heard story after story about kids who no longer speak to their parents.” you’re a journalist/columnist, so obviously you spoke to the kids. what did they say?

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@jessjones327

3 years

@BlairBraverman MY HEART. blair i send my partner every picture of Her Flaminess and she is wondering what Flame is a mix of? because she has determined that we must get ourselves a Flame and i can’t say i disagree

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@jessjones327

2 years

@OnlyArcherjs @ryangrim @krystalball “qUiTe LeFt”

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@jessjones327

10 months

@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine that’s because those car weight vs. pedestrian fatalities studies focus on weight, not distracted driving. there are dozens, if not hundreds, of studies about distracted driving. again, **contributing** factor. we’re on the same side; i’m not sure what your point is here.

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@jessjones327

3 years

petition for a Kelly’s Heroes sequel starring Scott Eastwood and Kiefer Sutherland @militaryhistori

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@Shenanigans_luv @smithsara79 honestly impressed at how he turned an already racist take into a batshit and somehow more racist take

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@24bit_princess @Janjellyjam_ m o o d

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1 year

@revhowardarson thanks <OP>! you’re welcome <firstname>! over and over and over. so glad we have no more bots 🙏🏻

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@GoldwagNathan “i’m not your preschool teacher” *proceeds to recommend 2-minute videos designed for people with no attention span*

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@jessjones327

6 years

@JackByrom it’s actually called “fruit of the poisonous tree” according to the proximate cause doctrine

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@jessjones327

7 years

i met and chatted with @Lilpeep early in my transition. he was a good dude and a big supporter of the trans community; a lot of the women in video for “Girls” are trans women. strange and sad to find out my friend passed via Apple News notification. you’ll be missed, Peep. RIP.

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@jessjones327

4 years

@tedcruz Senator. i used to be a huge fan. but from where the F do you get “20 feet”? the order literally says six feet.

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@jessjones327

1 year

@TheDemonClown @FreeTradeShill legit, do you know someone who doesn’t speak “a word of English” but has been here long enough & made enough money to own a house? this sounds like a made-up talking point. it’s literally impossible to live in a country for years and not speak one word of the native language

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@jessjones327

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@cheer_wine i don’t really like diet coke, but even i have to agree a mickey d’s diet coke is among the nectar of the gods

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2 years

finally, antiques for men

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@r0hanF @clapifyoulikeme @fordm so, not unanimously?

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@jessjones327

8 months

@GWreformed1689 @new_cartography they stood for racism and being huge losers, yeah?

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@jessjones327

1 year

saw an AITA today reminding me of a great friend hack: whenever your friend/partner/spouse mentions really liking something, immediately send yourself an email with “[name] gift [gift]”. when there’s an event, just search “[name] gift”. it has paid off so many times.

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@jessjones327

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@n8fromdablock @offbeatorbit serious question: what do you mean by this? what does OP’s being a writer have to do with the tweet?

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@jessjones327

6 years

SCOTUS reflexively upholding qualified immunity—even in the patently appalling and invasive cases like this one—is the worst constitutional law trend of the last several decades. and this isn’t even the most appalling QI case i’ve read this WEEK.

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@bradheath

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U.S. citizen detained at the border. Agents thought she had drugs so they: - Pat down search. No drugs. - Dog sniff. No drugs. - Strip search. No drugs. - X-rays. No drugs. - Pelvic exam. No drugs. - Rectal exam. No drugs. Finally, they concluded she had no drugs and let her go.

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@GrayAthene i love the chimeric abomination that results when you combine uniquely-American dogma of a “ meritocratic “i can be a billionaire!” mentality with a literal hereditary aristocracy. “i would simply be the hardest working peasant, my lord will surely notice and elevate me!”

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@jessjones327

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@GoldwagNathan the speed at which it’s going, the g-forces would fucking crush anyone inside!

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@jessjones327

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@TheWrap i mean, i know the *actual* answer is “we want control, we want to be as opaque as possible” but what is their public-facing, trying-to-sound-reasonable justification for withholding viewership data?

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@TheDouggernaut the line “whoopty doo, basil, but what does it all mean?” crosses my mind daily

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@jessjones327

3 years

children are far more likely to die of asthma than be abducted by strangers.

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@janecoaston

3 years

Some of the responses here argue that abductions and kidnappings by strangers are common. They are absolutely, positively not.

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@jessjones327

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@KATUNews how many times in the same period did cops use it? is it more than zero? that’s a waste of taxpayer funds, since street opiates can’t be absorbed via skin

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@jessjones327

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@XWnHIST that was an extremely expensive mistake they made. absolutely go to the tree law subreddit. chances are you’re about to get a five-figure settlement!

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@jessjones327

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@KarenAttiah this is an article from today. this is the damage a Qassam rocket (the type built from scrap metal by Hamas) did today. the gap between this and a hospital exploding is enormous.

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@jessjones327

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@IwriteOK ACAB includes people who park in front of fire hydrants

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@jessjones327

1 year

@punished_cait just did this with “sad wrinkled drawing guy” to get “withered wojak”

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@jessjones327

1 year

@christapeterso you: escalating rhetoric leads to actual violence, this is absolutely unacceptable guy who just called someone a snowflake because they objected to him using the n-word: words are violence, though. these things are equivalent.

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@clapifyoulikeme i’ll put it this way: i am praying 🙏🏻

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@jessjones327

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@bad_histories so, a Black man getting elected created racism? this guy became racist because a Black man got elected? and this is a *defense*?

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@jessjones327

6 years

the government should force people who suggest unnecessary occupational licenses to be licensed

Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥

@senatorshoshana

6 years

NO. TECH DESIGNERS SHOULD NOT BE FORCED BY GOVERNMENT TO BE LICENSED. FOR THE LOVE OF G-D

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@jessjones327

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@senatorshoshana @JusticeWillett @senjudiciary and i meant every single word of it.

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@Very__Regular i kind of love that it just basically coasted to a stop. just like “ok good job guys”

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@MariGO2thepolls @Grey_Athena how so

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@jessjones327

3 years

just rewatched Interstellar for the first time in years, and i forgot how viscerally emotional and breathtaking it is. this para from @mattzollerseitz is spot-on:

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@cynicalbiitch we are driving 8 miles within Dallas (usually a 15 min drive) to a friend’s place and we are leaving in like 20 mins lol. i anticipate a clusterfuck

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@deportablediz @caitlinmoriah GCs: what is a woman?!? a woman has XX chromosomes!!! and a vagina!! words mean things!!!! also GCs: punk means whatever i want it to!

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@jessjones327

2 years

i am once again asking what the bacon industry has against resealable packaging

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@jessjones327

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@SteamboatUSA broke: you don’t have rights woke: 🏳️‍🌈 you don’t have rights 🏳️‍🌈 bespoke: 🏳️‍🌈you don’t have rights, turn out the lights, you got some tights, only live nights🏳️‍🌈** **Dua Lipa

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@jessjones327

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@BlairBraverman she is BESIDE HERSELF that “Flame responded to meee!” “SEND HER LOTS OF PETS!!!”

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@JoeKassabian i’m an attorney and i’ve never felt more compelled to take on a case

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@jessjones327

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@8lissFullyAware @prewittse @bitcoinand_beef @joni_koskimaa the meat on the left is fine if you’re looking for a super lean cut of meat, but jesus christ those cows must have been malnourished to produce that tiny unmarbled cut of beef!

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@LissaJoStewart “he’s not necessarily bad-looking” is about as far as i’d go

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5 years

@Gamemaniac3434 @HardcoreHistory

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@jessjones327

2 years

@KinseyAndrew i saw this the other day and i am definitely going to use it

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@jessjones327

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@who_shot_jgr apparently this is the guy who was in charge of due diligence for SBF!

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@omarnomics

8 months

@shaunmmaguire @paulg you were responsible for the due diligence on FTX you got it wrong, you got blockFi wrong and you’ve got this wrong you draw statistical graphs for the death of innocent kids, where was this when your LP needed this level of due diligence

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@jessjones327

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one of the most subtly nefarious things pharma companies do is ghostwrite articles/studies, then pay doctors tens of thousands of dollars to put their names on it. it’s “advertisement laundering.”

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK

@doctorow

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They paid docs vast sums of money to give "speeches" at conferences, or paid to fly them and their families to those conferences at swanky tropical resorts. They paid them to do "research," or paid them to "consult." 15/

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@jessjones327

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@IwriteOK this is a precise rendition of my neck as i read this tweet. robert.

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@jessjones327

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@eathedocument rare example of the monkey’s paw twisting positively

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@jessjones327

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@Nationaleague2 @VeeLibMD @jonfavs well, yes, if you want me, a lawyer, to do legal analysis for you, then you’ll have to pay for it. capitalism and all. weird that it only took you 3 minutes to conclude they don’t exist!

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@jessjones327

1 year

@ASFleischman “FOLLOWED BY” is doing *a lot* of work!

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@jessjones327

1 year

@RottenInDenmark @G_Padraic @emilynussbaum you will definitely want to Google this guy to find out his background on abuse.

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@jessjones327

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@anne_theriault i started following you several years ago and i cannot believe your kid is 12. simply not possible. they were 9yo like a week ago!!!

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@jessjones327

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@thempspec @sam_d_1995 @mrlevine here’s the first study i found on google, FYI:

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@jessjones327

4 years

listening to @tomhanks imitate the sonar signature of a torpedo on @HardcoreHistory is the highlight of my week 😂, but hearing two of my favorite entertainers nerd out about history is a close second! awesome #HardcoreHistoryAddendum episode.

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@jessjones327

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@LeahLitman i just wanted to chime in with this. got to p. 12 and i thought the way the judge quoted *and* italicized the word participation was weird, so i paid the $3 to download the cited exhibit. it’s none of those things. the judge just made it up! no “emphasis added”, just deception!

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@jessjones327

2 years

susan collins:

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@jessjones327

6 years

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @senatorshoshana

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@jessjones327

10 months

rewatching Rogue One and caught this for the first time

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@jessjones327

2 years

everyone before we chose law school class president via double elimination beer pong: what, no, this is a terrible idea everyone after:

¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!

@edsbs

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Love Island update

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@neokefka_99 how beautiful baby son that is perfect in every way!!!

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@jessjones327

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@SirSnufflington @Ida_Clemens because the hospital downgraded itself and doesn’t see those patients anymore.

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@jessjones327

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@GoldwagNathan “when there is a terror attack, racist white people sometimes respond with hate crimes against minority groups” “aha, but we’re so racist we don’t even have any minority groups in our country to attack!” is this the argument???

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@jessjones327

1 year

@UjuAnya @MrsBundrige my wife is Igbo and i just shared this with her and she died laughing, thank you

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@jessjones327

3 months

one of my more controversial opinions is that the United States government should absolutely abandon you if you’re a missionary. you made the decision, taxpayer money should not subsidize evangelizing in dangerous places!

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

3 months

Washington missionary trapped in Haiti with her family says Joe Biden has ABANDONED Americans while crime boss Barbecue reigns with terror: 'There is no way out'

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