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Jay Duplass
3 years
just tell him he won and drop him off at the old NBC West Wing set - he won't know the difference
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7 years
oh probably just that your husband is going to destroy us all
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MELANIA TRUMP
12 years
What is she thinking? http://t.co/rFufrgMb
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6 years
OVERHEARD* My six-year-old son just now to our nanny “guys can be girls, and girls can be guys, but you can’t be a house”
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@jayduplass
Jay Duplass
7 years
today I learned that activism & taking care of each other must be an everyday thing, not just an election thing I promise to do better
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@jayduplass
Jay Duplass
4 years
so the Post Office can handle everyone's tax returns, but not voter ballots for 1/2 of us?
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@jayduplass
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4 years
If it’s your proud right to not wear a mask, then we expect you to proudly refuse medical care when you get Covid 🇺🇸
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6 years
WILD WILD COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!! #Emmys !
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2 years
Mike Hagerty was a great actor and a great man I'm going to miss him He lives forever in our hearts
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8 years
I believe that all this violence, this abuse, this epic IMBALANCE of our world could be healed if more women were in power across the board
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5 years
i literally just muttered to myself "if i step on one more Lego, i'm gonna burn this motherfucking house down."
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6 years
I’m gonna need a bigger fanny pack
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7 years
sorry but when we kill 200+ civilians while trying to stop ISIS, we are also terrorists, breeding more terrorists
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2 years
no offense but can this be the last Jeffrey Dahmer thing please?
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Jay Duplass
4 years
Thank you Kumail - our son is also immunocompromised and we are relying on everyone to help keep him safe.
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@jayduplass
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5 years
Duplass Brothers Productions 1996
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@jayduplass
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7 years
i think it's cool Trump is donating his POTUS salary also here's a cool pic of Hitler feeding a baby deer
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7 years
We should pick a date when the entire country descends upon the White House to demand Trump's resignation
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7 years
when you used to be younger than Rusty but now you're older than Clark
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Jay Duplass
6 years
Should we all join the NRA and change it from the inside out? Not kidding
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Jay Duplass
6 years
NFL: "Dear peaceful protestors, stay the fuck in the locker room. Because of our commitment to honor the USA, this field is reserved for permanent devastating body and brain damage, various and sundry sexual/physical assaulters, and the uncompromising promotion of Bud Light Ice."
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@jayduplass
Jay Duplass
3 years
concession speech tomorrow in downtown Scranton at Ritz-Carlton Auto Body Shop - 10:22am Moscow time!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
3 years
Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!
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2 years
@nhannahjones and given 5.5 minutes for your speech about doing God's will, which doesn't include an apology for the man you just assaulted.
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9 years
not big on memes but
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Jay Duplass
3 years
Next up: “Math is a leftist conspiracy!”
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2 years
SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE on @HBO is getting a season 2!⚡️
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5 years
Just wrapped the Transparent finale but somehow it doesn’t feel over 🌈
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5 years
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! don't forget to commit fully to your costumes tonight, or this guy will fuck you up BIG TIME
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3 years
Can we just clarify that you are moving to AUSTIN, not TEXAS?! Austin is one of the most liberal progressive educated cultured cities in the US, and that's why you like it. It's California with less taxation. When you move to WACO, then you can brag about how you moved to Texas.
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I AM IN THIS. Not the trailer. The show. My kids are going nuts. Turns out the first thing they can watch me in is their favorite thing. #PercyJackson premieres December 20 on @DisneyPlus
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Jay Duplass
7 years
Right now any Republican leader could become one of the greats in American history by putting principle above politics & taking Trump down
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Jay Duplass
2 years
Does this mean the Williams sisters get to slap Jane Campion?
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Jay Duplass
11 months
(Y)our wish came true! #SomebodySomewhere just got renewed for Season 3! Thank you, love you @HBO ! ♡ @StreamOnMax
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Danny Pellegrino
11 months
I NEED to make sure you're all watching the sweetest show on TV, Somebody Somewhere, because if it doesn't get renewed for a season 3 I will be devastated. Binge this holiday weekend!!! @HBO #SomebodySomewhere
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7 years
Other places we'd love Mike Pence to walk away from and never return: the Mexican border women's bodies the White House
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The Hill
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Pence leaves NFL game after players kneel during national anthem
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6 years
current state of fitness
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5 years
I miss THIS Nicolas Cage so much
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Jay Duplass
3 years
People who don’t believe in global warming in 2021 are just like the people who didn’t believe the earth was round in 1921, and also just like the people who don’t believe the earth is round in 2021
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5 years
a service that puts you under with IV until your cold is over, then wakes you up healthy and 5lbs lighter
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6 years
I’ll play Batman if he’s a neurotic broke dad in between jobs who gets bitten by a bat, contracts rabies, and spends the movie foaming at the mouth trying to get health insurance to treat it
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8 years
This is a video of America trying to fix itself
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3 years
Just now realizing I’ve been dehydrated since 1973
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Jay Duplass
4 years
Sorry to be negative, but when your primary contribution to the world is the excessive noise your motorcycle makes, it’s time to reevaluate
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7 years
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4 years
Did Kanye win?
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8 years
WE have a race problem WE have a gun problem I challenge each of US to commit at least 1 deliberate act of healing every day #CharlesKinsey
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6 years
all politicians taking money from the NRA are complicit in perpetuating mass shootings
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2 years
Time for my annual Thanksgiving "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" post. I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on In these divisive times, it’s John Fucking Candy ❤️🦃
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7 years
you can't make this stuff up
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3 years
12 y.o. daughter: I wanna be a super hero but then I remember I didn't get past yellow belt and I'm still scared of toasters
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Jay Duplass
7 years
trick-or-treating IS socialism you moron
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Donald Trump Jr.
7 years
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.
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7 years
WTF are the bathroom police gonna check our junk at the door now? #TransRights
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2 years
I directed the Somebody Somewhere pilot premiering tonight on HBO, starring the one and only Bridget Everett. I hope you love it and her as much as we do❤️
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1 year
in terms of getting stuff done, beds have become too comfortable
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5 years
BREAKING: my child's master plan for her FART CANON is now complete
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7 years
If Trump doesn't repudiate this, it means he accepts their support and their influence
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3 years
I'll never get over this many Americans supporting a bald-faced liar
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6 years
Trump et al being baldfaced lying imbeciles is scary but almost 1/2 of USA not giving a shit is FUCKING TERRIFYING
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1 year
Tonight is a rare night we can’t complain that there’s nothing great to watch on TV Our @JasonIsbell (and @amandashires ) documentary premieres tonight on @HBO “RUNNING WITH OUR EYES CLOSED” @SamJones @HBODocs #MusicBoxHBO
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7 years
Trump, every time he watches SNL
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WRESTLING?
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11 months
So proud to have directed tonight's Finale of #SomebodySomewhere on Max We'll keep a light on for ya ♡
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4 years
Congrats to my brother ⁦ @MarkDuplass ⁩ on his Emmy nom today! I’m this excited but not surprised. ❤️
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8 years
rock bottom is when Schwarzenegger is appalled by your misogyny
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6 years
Growing up I was strangely obsessed with this fact about John Mahoney Then when I was 39, @mindykaling put me in her show and now I'm an actor too #RIPJohnMahoney
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7 years
i know i'm late but GIRLS episode AMERICAN BITCH is superior filmmaking thank you Lena, Jenni, Judd and Matthew
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3 years
“Vaccinated people don’t need to wear masks” = non-vaccinated people not wearing masks, and vaccinated people wearing masks
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6 years
THE BIG LEBOWSKI is 20 years old, and I am now older than all these DUDES when they filmed it, and I am NOT OK with this!
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7 years
. @nickkroll asked me to share an awkward picture of me at puberty Ur welcome @CocaCola & @LEVIS ... now pony up! #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief
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2 years
Louis CK literally getting bombed on stage in Kyiv while telling jokes about his dick is the most 2022 thing that could ever possibly happen
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4 years
@elonmusk @kanyewest Quick question: how fast can the two of you relocate to Mars?
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3 years
this actor is the real MVP of the Super Bowl "things are getting way too wet around here"
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7 years
friendly reminder - this is what life looks like without Art & Culture #SavetheNEA
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3 years
I never had a dog until two years ago, and I have to say that without a doubt, the dog people were right about everything ❤️
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5 years
Dear @boburnham , you’re not allowed to make a movie this innovative, brilliant and deeply human at your age. Please go away and return in 20 years while I compose myself.
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8 years
the only thing as great as Gene Wilder is Gene Wilder's hair
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7 years
Dear Republicans, pls repudiate Steve Bannon to clarify that u care about all US citizens & ur not racist & misogynistic. Thx, ur friend, J
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when i was 12 my dad walked in on me, standing buck naked atop our bathroom counter with my head through my legs, studying my asshole in the mirror
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7 years
SO pumped to never eat Papa John's Pizza again!
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7 years
seeing this must be what its like to realize your ex was the best you'll ever have
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6 years
i think about this A LOT
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2 years
admittedly annoying unsolicited advice: if you haven't made something undeniably great yet, pls don't try to make a major network tv series that costs $30M+ (for a million reasons). do the small great thing first & let that lead you to the next thing ♡
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5 years
:26 seconds in here is where my heart will reside today
@DannyDutch
Daniel🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ
5 years
John Bonham has come back as an 8 year old girl, I can't begin to describe how amazing this child is!! #LedZeppelin
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2 years
This tweet is only for a select group of us that are over 100 years old, but I just figured out that Laszlo is Uncle Rico, and I'll never be the same again.
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6 years
somebody please make the feature version of this NOW
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lissy
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it’s midnight and i’m tired so i made this
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Josh+Raquel It's not over @transparent_tv ❤️🕎🙏✡️🌈
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5 years
my dad just referred to Doogie Howser as DOOKIE HAZARD and I know it doesn't exist but its my favorite TV show of all time
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7 years
You're a fucking moron
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded..
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7 years
Jeffrey got his star, and I got free sushi… pretty good day
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1 year
I couldn't be more proud to produce for @SamJones or feel more connected to this @JasonIsbell quote: “I won’t be satisfied unless this album is an accurate representation of where I am as a person.” 🖤April 7 @hbomax 🖤
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6 years
my wife just asked me a question and I responded dead serious, "check my fanny pack"
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7 years
Texan with 'you belong' sign outside mosque in Dallas is my favorite person
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3 years
I❤️Kathryn Hahn
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4 years
���Quarantine’s actually been really good for me”
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8 years
JOSHY movie is fun, funny and real, and the characters are singular and great - watch it on iTunes tonight!
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7 years
@JamesMartinSJ Jesus was also...
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4 years
My eight-year-old son just screamed “i’m turning into my dad it’s a nightmare!!!”
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When you desperately don't wanna go and the other person cancels
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4 years
changing my last name to Skarsgård for casting purposes
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6 years
in the 90s I was a shy UT Austin student who couldn't afford to attend @SXSW , much less make a decent film this year I'm starring in 2 great movies premiering there I honestly can't believe my luck #OutsideIn #Prospect
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