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Practicalist. Angry but hopeful democrat. Here for the shitshow. Dogs are better than people. Tony Soprano is my spirit animal. NYY/NYR/NYJ

New Jersey, USA
Joined December 2016
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What you put up with, you end up with.
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Just a reminder that Hillary Clinton was a private citizen when they held Benghazi hearings. Save the “he’s a private citizen” bullshit. 4 died in Benghazi, 5 died in D.C. Hillary didn’t tell Islamic militants to attack but Trump told insurrectionist to.
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@thedailybeast The sheer audacity of blaming them should be shocking but it’s not surprising at all. Pathetic
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@YoungPappyStan I can’t believe you hit “tweet” on this 😂
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Don’t send unsolicited dick pics. Women will laugh and call you names
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@nypost Sea vaginas be like
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Post Malone looks like he could be Joe Exotic’s third husband
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Just heard a 40 something man angrily tell his waitress “You put too much ice in my drink, when it melts the glass will overflow” The waitress had an A+ poker face and just says “Apologies. I’ll get you some extra napkins,sir”
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Kamala Harris dropped when it was smart and she knew she’d have money to take care of staff. She did so without complaint or insane media coverage; just went back to work, back to handling shit like a boss. Woman is unstoppable and principled like no other. Love her
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@Classic_picx Courtney Love rn
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Suddenly a Scaramucci seems like an eternity
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One Scaramucci left for Trump.
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Waiting for the bros to attack Clyburn so I can watch it backfire spectacularly
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@BrotherBeeBop @Stewartandchill Her face no longer moves
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16 years ago I met a man that handed me the key to my future. In a field that wasn’t welcoming to women, he shook my hand and hired me; gave me a fair shot and never once thought me less capable. Today, I’m the boss. I owe him literally everything. On Saturday I eulogize him.
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Maybe shouldn’t be buying a Lexus, taking luxury vacations, complaining about how much money she spent in San Fran or dropping $350 on her hair. So sick of these people
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@HonkBonerfart @Nothennyfr I laughed harder than I should’ve at this
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Holy Shit. Turnout is HUGE at my polling place. Let’s go @Malinowski
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@jdlbrooklyn In the south in particular this is so common. It’s why places like Kentucky (thanks master snake McConnell) called it Kynect bc no one would participate if it had Obama’s name on it
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@kharyp @OmariJHardy This is amazing. So much respect for this man. Rightfully fed up. He’s clearly a champion for those affected by meetings like these. We need more like him
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So Andy Ngo had to go to the hospital for a concussion cause he got pegged in the head with a dildo? Amazing
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I saw Chris Christie in the supermarket yesterday. No mask. Guy is such an asshole
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Believe all women? No. Listen to all women? Definitely. Investigate? Absolutely. With that said; Tara Reade is absolutely lying.
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I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over my gloating
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It’s privileged in itself to think you can just renounce white privilege.
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I don’t have a SoundCloud or anything but here are a few great places you can donate to
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I hope Liz also steals Kamala’s plan of suspending her campaign
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I have secondhand embarrassment from this
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Leave it to Mika to fuck this up. Terrible interview
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@reesetheone1 A sheltered, spoiled cry baby that deserves no more attention. Basically a suped up white privileged Karen that writes well. Left NYT cause her excessively bad takes were rightfully criticized but she’s making it as if she just had controversial opinions. Female Bret Stephens
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I typically don’t care about such things but seriously, where the fuck is Kate Middleton?
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@chrislongview It’s very Nestoresque. He wasn’t married, was 25 and still in college when he got himself a 14 year old “son”
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Let’s give it up for our first SECOND GENTLEMAN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA @douglasemhoff 👏👏
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“What you put up with, you end up with.”
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I don’t care if I have to drag myself by my chin through a pit of vipers, while the sky is falling during a zombie apocalypse; I’m voting.
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@michelle_byoung Nothing is sexier than being funny and kind
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Every mom’s for liberty candidate lost in my local elections last night. So fucking awesome
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There is no woman I respect more than Senator Kamala Harris. “Justice is on the ballot.” She doesn’t just say it. She lives it.
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I can't believe what I just read/watched. It is despicable, damning and heartbreaking. Most devastating to me is how unsurprising it is.
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@rahm3sh Pop’s heavy breathing in the background kills me 😂
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@jentrification @AccioBooks Ex husband, brother who shot the ex husband, wife of the new husband are all dead. Mom is a cultist who’s kids have been missing for months, couple is found in HI without the kids and they give her 5 days to produce the children she didn’t even report missing?! She must be white
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No pass for Hope Solo. I don’t “hope she gets the help she needs”, that ship has sailed (a few times). She’s had more chances than most. Accountability and acknowledgment are needed; not a lawyer’s statement. This isn’t a fuck up, it’s a pattern of behavior.
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Woah. Bernie is saying that MLK wasn’t killed bc of racism but bc of socialism? Am I getting that right?
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I will delete but I will not apologize. I was overweight and I worked hard to get here. There are plenty of women like me and anytime we want to show off our hard work we shouldn’t be slammed for it. So sick of being shamed about feeling sexy and showing it. Fuck it. Aaaand send
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@PKLong62 @chrislongview This is 2022. Clearly logic isn’t in play for a lot of society.
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I’m no Cheney fan but I fucking love this level of petty
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Goooood Morning! Especially to my fellow KHivers.
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@gregpinelo She wasn’t his wife yet. He “took custody” (whatever the fuck that means) in 1997, 2 years before he was married. He was 25 and still in college when he acquired a 14 year old “son”. Definitely strange
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Entering to Dropkick Murphys is next level
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Biden gets a huge response before his speech at St. Muredach's Cathedral in Ireland
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@AnandWrites Im honestly shocked no one burst into flames on the spot
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Got my antibody results and it’s positive. Indicating I have had the virus. Just so I’m clear, it changes nothing. It doesn’t mean I’m immune or reinfection cannot occur. It doesn’t mean I’m not contagious. Only means I developed antibodies from having it. They know nothing else
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I need white women to help me educate and collect our fellow white women. This is on us. Period. Do not “not all white women” this; we all know women that try and justify not voting for our bodies, WOC, our gay friends and even our children. It’s way past time to put in more work
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@BrotherBeeBop No I can’t tbh. He’d interrupt everything. It’d be gavel banging the entire time
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@AttorneyCrump @ika_ugulava The helmet law explicitly states that it is only enforceable on roads with motor vehicle traffic. This road was closed to traffic at the time. He had no reason to issue a warning let alone detain the kid. Excessive force. Yes, kids can be disrespectful but they still have rights
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I got her the day before I started quarantine... Day 1/ Day 39
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CPAC 2021 stage SS uniform patches If you believe this is a coincidence; I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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@BlaineHenryTFL Even when he’s agreeing with the other commentators, he has to be “more right”. It’s annoying
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Best swimsuit ever.
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@CaptainTripssss It’s a valid point regardless what side of the aisle you’re on. It’s a perfect example of the GOPs blatant hypocrisy in trying to justify not holding him accountable because he’s now a private citizen.
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@BeckyBunzy @Meme_Baybeeh Twitter never disappoints. Can always count on people’s opinions to make you say “welp”.
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@othersteve @aditinfinite @MissSara729 This is the dumbest of all the pro-gun arguments but I suspect you know that. You need a license, registration and insurance to drive a vehicle. Your car isn’t registered? Police can impound it. Can’t pass a written and road exam? Can’t get a license.
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I’m sorry but Meghan McCain’s face when Pence uttered the presidents name will be with me forever. I may dislike her for political views and things she’s said but no one deserves to be made to feel anything but supported at their father’s funeral
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@DWUhlfelderLaw And he’s refusing to resign and continuing to seek re-election. Disgusting
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@davegrapes @SamBK71 @nypost You’re both right imo
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Kim Yo Jong is far more terrifying than than her brother.
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@sankofa_bird Seriously. Don’t take advice from ppl who tell you to put yogurt in your hooha
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@Polly_People Correct. He’s POTUS, not congress. He cannot sign an executive order and override states rights. It’s unconstitutional and the Supreme Court would smash it down. Roll tanks? Where and do what?
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Im not that old (34) Columbine happened when i was in 8th grade. To all those younger; if you defund police who will you call when one of your disgruntled classmates decides today’s the day that they’re gonna kill you and your friends? Reform? Absolutely. Defund and disband? No
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@myronjclifton I thought I knew stress until I saw his collar. No matter what I’m going through I don’t think I’ve ever struggled that hard to keep it together
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Last year I was sending my boyfriend pictures of me wearing just stick on bows, this year I’m poking a voodoo doll made from his hair. A lot happens in a year
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My daughter was last one standing in dodgeball yesterday and I’m incredibly proud.
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@Politicalprozac He had on a very nice suit. Perfect example that intellect does not determine income
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I’m getting shitfaced by myself tonight. And I’m gonna tweet about it
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@Polly_People What would you like him to do about Florida? Separate sovereignty/states rights exist
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I hate this man
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. @BernieSanders : “Barack Obama won 10% of the white vote in Mississippi. That speaks to very bad work done by Democrats there. 90% of white people in Mississippi are not racist.”
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What a difference a new administration makes 💅
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Revenge porn is illegal. Having a consensual sexual relationship is not. Shame on those who published the photos. Katie Hill is a grown woman. Her sexual proclivities have zero to do with her ability to represent her constituents. I hope she does not resign over this.
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Why hasn’t anyone asked why it was not seen as necessary to move Trump to a secure location when the Capitol was under siege?
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Huge thanks to MVP Harris for her tireless work advocating for women’s rights and uplifting candidates.
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@schemaly @princessnelly83 This is infuriating. As a cluster headache sufferer, I cannot imagine going without medication. Literally called suicide headaches. This poor woman
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Harris secured $20B for CA during the foreclosure crisis. That's more for ppl in CA than the cfpb has saved ppl in the whole country. She oversaw the budget of the second largest DOJ. For me personally, experience implementing financial solutions weighs more than teaching them
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@thejournalista @haylesatan I love how you wrote this! From a practical real life, real talk standpoint. No sugar coating and no benefit of the doubt (there is none). I hope it makes many WW uncomfortable to read. That discomfort comes from acknowledgment and it’s long overdo for so many of us. Well done 👏
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@blackwomenviews This is exactly how I screamed as kid if I picked a fight with my older brother and it escalated and I needed my parents to intervene so I’d get the pity. Shes more concerned with her life being ruined cause she knows she fucked up than the hurt she caused Karlos. Disgusting
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@Polly_People Again, what would you like him to do? What do you think he can do? Honestly, no snark.
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@SohrabAhmari First Black two term POTUS, ACA, DACA,ARRA, Repeal of “don’t ask don’t tell”, marriage equality, JCPOA, Paris Agreement, Auto bailout, Osama Bin Laden, numerous climate/environmental policies, Opening Doors, USA freedom act, Dodd-Frank etc etc. Yeah, very meh legacy 🙄
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@CenterLeftyPOV Jfc. Some people really just don’t have shit better to do
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I was shocked at the amount of young voters this morning. Credit where due, at least in my small NJ district; the kids are alright.
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Biden’s rapid response team is insanely good.
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Gooooood Morning! It’s a beauteous day!
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@TomiLahren I’m confused. I don’t want to hurl accusations but these are made in China so this seems like profit first instead of America first which would be tremendously hypocritical of you. Are they made overseas so you don’t have to worry about immigrants stealing these jobs here?
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Friendly reminder that Kamala Harris is an America treasure and we are beyond lucky to have her
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Today is for John Lewis, Hillary Clinton, Shyamala Gopalan Harris, Elijah Cummings, Heather Heyer, Luis Alvarez, Ruth Bader Ginsburg,George Floyd, Aimee Stephens, Beau Biden, Linda Brown, Jamal Khashoggi,Toni Morrison, John Dingle, 230k Americans lost to Covid and so many more 💙
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@JillWineBanks @billmaher I’d pay more for McConnell to resign tbh
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Beautiful day for Guiliani to get raided 😒
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