Pirate Bex, Baroness of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
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Human Being. She/Her. Lover of critters. I like to make the funny. Not a therapist, so I’ll probably make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. Arrr!
Ted Cruz staying in DC and not immediately going home to Texas to check on his daughter *who attempted suicide* is the most Ted Cruz thing he could possibly do.
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Someone should introduce a law in Texas requiring the death penalty for men who masturbate.
Family values demands it. I mean, every sperm is a life, right?
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Joe Biden just referred to the President as Donald Hump. I feel like it works. The campaign slogans are gonna be lit.
Hump Pence 2020 ... don’t tell Mother.
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Watching Morning Joe this morning. He made a good point...
Since Republicans insist on calling Democrats Socialists. It’s time to start calling Republicans Fascists.
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So my cat died today. He was hit by a car and nobody bothered to stop to let me know.
I didn’t really want to Tweet about it because Twitter can be so cruel, but I’m sad and honestly, I’m looking for a reason to finally quit this awful platform, so do your best Twitter.
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Greta Thunberg was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The winner will be announced on October 11th.
I hope she wins. That would drive MAGA nuts.
lolz
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Of course Melania isn’t giving Jill Biden the courtesy of a walkthrough of the White House living quarters. She’s the first modern-day outgoing first lady not to do so.
There’s no reason for this other than the Trumps are trash, just like all their garbage supporters.
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Lauren Boebert is blaming the winter storm blackouts from North Dakota to Texas on something that doesn’t yet exist, the Green New Deal.
Does ... does she not understand how reality works? Is she a time traveller from the time of stupid?
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Remember the decency shown to the Trumps when the Obamas met with them before they moved into the White House? Nothing will be done to welcome the Bidens. Nothing.
I *never* want to hear Republican hypocrites talk about civility or what a great first lady Melania was. Trash.
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Sweet Baby Jesus, Louis Gohmert was exposed to Coronavirus but is refusing to self-quarantine.
That walking bag of contagion is dumber than a room full of maga hats.
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If the DOJ is going to declare New York, Seattle and Portland “anarchist jurisdictions” I think it’s only fair that we the people call the White House a crime scene.
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You do realize that the Republican party only has around 36M members, right? The population of the US is around 332M. Don’t let a small minority of bitter bullies define us as a country, ok?
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I love this time of the year when it gets cooler at night and you can hear the chirping of crickets interspersed with the sound of exploding trees because the forest hasn’t been raked.
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Water-dropping aircraft have not been used at Notre Dame because dumping water on the building could cause the whole structure to collapse, France's civil security agency says
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He was an outdoor cat who loved to chase birds. I didn’t feed him the best cat food, I fed him what he liked. I let him stay out all night because he loved being outdoors. Every morning he’d stop by my bedroom window to wake me up and say, “hi!”
He was independent and wonderful.
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There are a bunch of masked white supremacists carrying guns walking around the streets of Richmond today ... on MLK day.
This isn’t a rally for gun rights and the 2nd Amendment. This is a threat.
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All this petty infighting is bullshet. I don’t care if the Democrats nominate a fucken potato. I’m voting Blue.
There is no way I will vote for another Republican for as long as I live. They’re Fascists. They hate democracy.
btw, Voting third party is a vote for Fascism too. ✌️
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Just remember, Republicans are fully Fascist now. Their cruelty and propaganda is meant to cause you to despair.
They want to wear you down with lies and hate. Don’t let them. Don’t give up. Keep fighting.
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.” -Naomi Wolf
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Everybody, please let’s have a moment of silence. Things got really bad for Gwyneth Paltrow during quarantine. She broke down and ate bread.
I know, I know … tragic.
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Seriously, WTF.
The right wing is now trying to normalize Hitler. If Netanyahu says it, you know the Fascist Republican party already believes it.
Netanyahu: Hitler didn't want to exterminate the Jews - Israel News -
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Remember when the President told his cult to liberate Michigan?
Well, the FBI recently stopped a plot to violently overthrow the government and kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
The President of the United States encourages domestic terrorism.
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Parler is back in the Apple app store with new rules against hate speech.
Honestly, I don’t know how it survives without hate speech. Isn’t that the whole point of Parler?
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So anyway, go ahead and judge me.
I’m used to the scolds and those who like to make a joke about anything and those who use this platform to be cruel, simply for their own amusement.
I’m used to what a shet pile Twitter can be. I’m ready.
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Conservatives getting big mad that NYC is giving migrants $12.52 a day for food and baby supplies. I get why they're upset. They're all good Christians and simply following the teachings of Jesus when he told the masses, "Fuck the poor. Let them starve, then take their shoes."
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Not that it matters to Republicans, but the Post Office is in the Constitution.
Article I, Section 8, Clause 7 empowers Congress "To establish Post Offices and Post Roads".
Fun fact: Space Force *is not* in the Constitution.
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You want to know how to improve our society?
- Elect more women.
- Elect more people of color.
Ensure those who represent us reflect the reality of the diversity in our country.
- Volunteer in your community.
- Be kind.
Fighting on Twitter? Pointless.
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Kinda funny how Alan Dershowitz seems particularly interested in defending Ghislaine Maxwell, doesn’t it? He even wrote an artcle about it.
It’s almost like he has a personal stake in the outcome. Huh. Weird.
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Go ahead, delay the election.
Based upon the Presidential Succession Act, if no election has been held by noon on January 20, 2021, the PresIdent’s term ends and the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, becomes President.
Checkmate mutha fuckahs!
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Tried to convince my sister to get vaccinated today. She’s an anti-vaxxer and told me, “I don’t need to get vaccinated. We don’t have any Black people living in our neighborhood.”
Racism is a disease, y’all. For people like her, there is no cure.
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Look. I get it. The stay at home protestors want to overthrow liberal Democracy to institute their own Fascist state. They want us in chains. They’re dangerous, organized and fully supported by Republican party.
...but can’t we all agree they’re also a bunch of fucken clowns?
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Make no mistake, this administration is intenionally withholding flu vaccine from people being held in cages on the southern border ro *maximize* the number of deaths from flu.
What’s the difference between putting people in ovens or gas chambers and letting the flu kill them?
1/ When an outbreak of influenza hits your country, tripling cases from a year before, do you…
🚨 Vaccinate everyone, or…
🚨 Gather people from many countries into crowded spaces, deprive them of food and clean water, refuse to vaccinate them, and let nature take its course?
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All these white people crying over having to wear a mask in public because of this pandemic...
You‘d think their son was gunned down in cold blood, while out jogging, by a couple of ammosexuals.
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There are litetally people on this site that claim John McCain was put to death for treason. How can people so profoundly stupid operate a computer or phone to access Twitter?
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The Washington Football Team, no longer wanting to have any ties to Native American culture as their former name offended many, has decided to rename the team the Washington Confederate Generals.
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Just a reminder that the President of the United States launders money for the Russian mob, is a peophile, serial sexual assaulter and rapist whose incompetence led to the deaths of tens of thousands of Americans and will gladly let your family die for the sake of the economy.
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I know we’re total strangers and we’ve only just met on Twitter, but your DM, “nice tiddies,” convinced me I need to leave my husband, travel across the country and marry you.
I’m sure you’re fully capable and able to take care of me in the way in which I’ve grown accustomed.
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It should surprise no one that President Moronavirus referred to the Coronavirus as the “Chinese Virus” yesterday. It’s a GOP talking point intended to create division and allows them to act outraged when they’re called racist for using the term.
It’s stupid and despicable.
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Real talk: I profile White men. I don’t trust them. When I see people who look like those who stormed the Capitol this past week, I walk in the opposite direction. I don’t engage. I smile and move on, if I can.
Not all men? Yeah, I get that. You don’t need to tell me that.
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