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Florida Chris

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Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

Florida, USA

Joined November 2016

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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Florida Chris

4 years

just accidentally deleted my pinned tweet from November, so this is my new one until i get better photos with @KamalaHarris and @douglasemhoff because #KHive and such. but also i love Joe Biden so i talk about him lots and run lots of ads. and my dog is named shelby. the end.

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I just saw a British person asking why Americans love the Irish so much. Exhibit 1:

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4 years

Mar-A-Lago's hometown newspaper endorsed @JoeBiden this morning.

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Post endorses: For the sake of our now fragile democracy, Biden for president

This is the time to stand up for democracy. For the sake of our now fragile democracy, Biden for president.

www.palmbeachpost.com

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4 years

what an ad.

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4 years

holy shit, here's the new Biden ad.

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4 years

i don't know who made this new Biden ad but they deserve an award.

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4 years

hot damn @JoeBiden 's team did it again. check out this side-by-side comparison.

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2 years

While Schumer and Manchin wrote the biggest climate bill in history, Nancy Pelosi passed an assault weapons ban & headed to Taiwan, & VP worked with state legislators on abortion, Joe Biden killed the head of al-qaeda. tell me more about the failed democratic leadership.

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4 years

holy shit this Biden ad.

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4 years

If every night of a @JoeBiden presidency is like that #BidenTownHall , we will all be able to sleep soundly at night knowing a grown up is in charge.

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2 years

supreme court justices should stop crying when people with guns show up at their houses since they just allowed people with guns to show up everywhere.

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1 year

"I have enjoyed working with three presidents," says Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has served as Speaker under 4 presidents. Then thanks Bush, Obama, and Biden. The GOAT.

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2 years

today, i paid $17 bucks less to fill up my 16 gallon tank than i paid on Thursday. thanks, Biden.

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4 years

"trump failed." - @JoeBiden 's awesome new ad

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2 months

The last time someone in Atlanta delivered a performance like this, Julia Sugarbaker was telling Marjorie about the night the lights went out in Georgia.

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Willis: Let’s go on and have a conversation. I don't need anything from a man. A man is not a plan. A man is a companion. I don't need anybody to foot my bills. The only man who has foot my bills completely is my daddy.

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4 years

if you didn't watch the #BidenTownHall , you are no longer allowed to say that @JoeBiden doesn't have sound policies and a good understanding of them. this is fantastic.

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4 months

50 bucks says any one of them could kick your ass and not break a nail

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Is this the Army that’s supposed to save us?? 🤦‍♂️ #grindfacetv

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4 years

holy shit this new Biden-Harris ad is good.

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8 months

holy shit this new Biden ad is good

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1 month

I'm glad Kate is happy wherever she is, but who the fuck is this lady?

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#KateMiddleton seemed to be in good spirits while out and about with #PrinceWilliam Saturday. (🎥: TMZ/The Sun)

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Florida Chris

4 years

I did not know that a 35 year old @JoeBiden jumped 3 fences chasing after some dudes who stole a woman's purse until right this moment and I needed to share it with you immediately.

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4 years

This is the first Biden-Harris ad I've seen with debate footage and wow.

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2 years

my sincere hope is for everyone complaining about Joe Biden not fixing all their problems to find some Senate campaigns to work on. if you want Joe Biden to fix your problems, give him a U.S. Senate who will help him.

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4 years

@FTI_US Thank you for noting that the cause of her termination was racism. I hope other organizations follow your lead.

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2 months

when she saw him and he saw her.

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3 years

If we win in Georgia, Kamala will get to be the tie-breaker on the regular.

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NEW: Vice Pres.-elect Kamala Harris cast the tie-breaking vote against allowing the Senate to proceed to a final vote for a Trump nominee to the Federal Reserve board—a tie that arose when two GOP senators entered isolation after being exposed to COVID-19.

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4 years

needed this so much right now.

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28 days

I maintain they got so angry because he looked so damn fine.

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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith.

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This drove people crazy on Easter Sunday...

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4 years

what she said. every fucking word.

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4 years

this is my new favorite thing.

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Florida Chris

8 months

click the alt text. you won't be sorry.

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Girlie you do not have to do this. He is literally just a guy.

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11 months

when a picture is worth 1000 words

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2 months

holy shit this new Biden ad goes hard

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4 years

Cindy McCain has entered the chat.

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4 months

I fucking love this.

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3 years

Bringing love back to the White House.

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4 years

hello new @JoeBiden ad.

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6 months

Smells awful fishy: "He refers to Michael at that age in the past tense. Michael was 36 in June 2019 & presumably 40 today. Johnson is 51... 'The congressman will not be commenting further...out of respect for Michael, his privacy & their relationship.'”

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What's Up With Speaker Mike Johnson's Black Son?

On Speaker Mike Johnson’s first full day in office, half the journalism...

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2 years

lol chuck schumer is making every republican vote against a bill called the Inflation Reduction Act two months before an election.

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6 months

I hope all the "where's Kamala" folks are ready to thank her for traveling back & forth across the country for 18 months talking about access to abortion & keeping it in the news & at the forefront of voters minds. I mean, they should. But they won't, so I will. Thank you, @VP .

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3 years

we told them that Nancy Pelosi knew what the fuck she was doing.

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4 months

House Dems have superior Freshmen

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5 months

I don't give one single fuck about this man's age. Read this story and see what President Biden has been doing over the last six weeks. Truly incredible diplomacy. Joe Biden is very good at Presidenting.

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Inside the secret White House effort to secure the Hamas hostage release

The deal to release 50 hostages being held by Hamas since the Oct. 7 attacks on Israel came together after five weeks of intense negotiations involving the White House and Qatar, as well as Israel …

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i mean, he was old last year when he became the first US President to visit an active warzone when he took planes and trains 13 hours under the cover of darkness when he went to Kiev, but tell me more about how his age affects his performance.

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4 months

I'm sorry but I misunderstood the whole thing. I thought it was in some academic writing she had done after becoming a PhD. She plagiarized her DISSERTATION?!?!?! They need to revoke her degree because that shit is disqualifying. If I were her, I'd slap my husband.

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2 months

why does it feel like he killed her

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Now this?!?!? WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON?

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4 years

this new @JoeBiden ad is what a president is supposed to sound like.

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11 months

Florida is projected to have a 60,000 person nursing shortage in the next 10 years, so the governor of pudding cut $20 million to the University of South Florida to a STEM nursing program. Who needs nurses? Definitely not the ancient people of Florida.

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Gov. DeSantis vetoes nearly $29M for USF

A nursing facility and funding to reduce opioid overdoses fell victim to the veto pen.

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2 months

Where is Kamala, you ask? She is leading on the world stage. That's where she is.

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4 years

BREAKING: @KamalaHarris to endorse @JoeBiden .

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1 year

a gay is always gonna get a haircut for an occasion

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4 years

Watch this clip of @KamalaHarris on @MSNBC that JUST HAPPENED. If you're done with these mass killings of our children, please listen to this. Gun Control #JusticeIsOnTheBallot .

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3 years

OMGGGG SENATOR ASTRONAUT MARK IS VACCINATING ARIZONANS

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UPDATE: @SenMarkKelly is literally getting Arizonans vaccinated.

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4 years

this makes me irrationally happy.

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4 years

this throwback from 2018 really explains a lot about why so many people are happily voting for joe in 2020.

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2 years

Thank you for fixing shit, Joe & Kamala.

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4 years

THE TEXT CAME. IT'S KAMALA. I have never been so happy in my life.

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1 year

OK MSNBC, you've got all the cover you need to drop andrea mitchell

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4 years

it sure would be nice if we had a president who could speak to our kids again.

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2 years

Andrea Mitchell is mad at Joe Biden because Mitch Mcconnell won't do any work. She is not, however, mad at Mitch Mcconnell for not doing any work. I think it might be time to retire.

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5 years

The next President and First Gentleman... Any questions or comments?

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3 years

did anyone else notice @VP making sure that young lady could see? 😭😭

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4 years

what she said. so fucking tired of all of this.

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3 years

dear republican strategists from 1980 until now. every single thing that is happening is because y'all demonized education.

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3 years

I was listening to Masha Gessen talk to Joy Reid last night about the rise of authoritarianism in Eastern Europe on my walk last night. I keep thinking that the one thing that America has that they don't is Black voters. Black voters continue to save us from our worst selves.

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3 years

Hi, I'm in Florida, the third largest state in the country. Our governor is selling access to vaccines that will save our lives to his richest donors. If you're in the national political media and you're not talking about that, you should find a new job.

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1 year

so this just happened.

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3 years

I fucking love her reactions.

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On Jimmy Kimmel, a woman thought she was going to simply hear a segment of Obama’s new book but Jimmy put her on live with the former President. The reaction is priceless. Obama is great. Can you imagine Trump trying to do this? 🙄

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next time there's a brilliant, strong woman running for president and perhaps you don't like her laugh, remember that if you would've voted for the smart lady in 2016 we wouldn't have 600,000 dead Americans, a terrorist attack on the Capitol, & 3 evil clowns on the supreme court.

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4 years

Dana did not do her homework on Symone. Symone did hers, though.

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im here for Black twitter dragging nikki haley's hypocritical ass.

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4 years

Joe Biden is like a cleansing deep breath after struggling to breathe all day. #BidenTownHall

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3 years

HOLY SHIT OFFICER GOODMAN SAVED MITT ROMNEY'S LIFE.

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3 months

the media told me President Biden didn't have enthusiastic supporters. do you know how much enthusiasm you have to have to go to a polling place in new hampshire in winter to vote for someone whose name is not even on the ballot? for delegates that don't even exist? i mean cmon.

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2 years

@salisbot like 100% of gay dudes and probably 75% of straight dudes do too

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4 years

girl you should get some of your brother's girlfriend's shit. whatever you're on is a messsssss.

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4 years

an older man at 7-11 asked me where i got my shirt. i told him . he said he doesn't know how to use the internet because his wife is always on it and she would never get him one. so i helped him. one more #BidenHarris shirt on the way to Florida.

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4 years

New Biden ad hitting the airwaves in battleground states, beginning in North Carolina focusing on Black men. What do y'all think?

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3 years

the secret service is aware that Joe Biden is the next president. this is a presidential-length motorcade.

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President-elect @JoeBiden ’s motorcade rolls into Rehoboth Beach, DE

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2 years

did my civic duty.

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11 months

this is what happens to your face and hair when gay people hate you.

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4 years

who is excited for Michelle Obama tonight?

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3 years

Who I'm thinking about on the first day of #WomensHistoryMonth

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3 years

I can think of nothing more amusing than Chasten Buttigieg replacing Mitch Mcconnell as the spouse to the Secretary of Transportation.

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3 years

Let's not forget that Joe Biden ran a spectacular campaign. He hired the smartest, most talented people, who never once got caught up in drama. They stayed with their eyes on the prize and were rewarded. He will bring competence back to our government and that's a huge relief.

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4 years

this is the best thing in my world.

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4 years

am so happy to report that the Florida and Missouri primary vote totals for @JoeBiden now include members of my family who have never voted for a Democrat in their whole lives.

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1 year

Joe Biden spent the last three months warning Americans about threats to democracy. Kamala Harris spent the last five months traveling the country to talk about abortion. The keys our victories were threats to democracy and abortion. Give @POTUS and @VP credit where it's due.

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my brain in 2023: what if putin escapes on his big ass yacht and then the orcas sink it and it ends up sinking next to the titanic

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2 years

the white house digital director tweeting out dark brandon. look what y'all did.

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@slater_jona @haylesatan did you find the pipe though?

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4 years

white people are tearing up properties like nordstrom because they know that makes the news. they think we're going to blame Black people for this violence. we're not. we can see that the violence is from white people with our own eyes.

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