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Political satirist, comedian, TV host previously on Quibi @ew , @huffpost , @yahoo and more! 350k on TikTok

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2011
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My rebuttal to Katie Britt
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Sorry Republicans… No more football for you.
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The Pfizer vaccine has been FDA approved for 5 minutes and I’m already seeing the new excuses.
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The Ukraine crisis is making something abundantly clear. Spending $800B/yr on a military we can’t use due to the very real threat of nuclear apocalypse doesn’t make much sense…
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If you can spend $20M on a Christian Super Bowl ad, you’re not a church, you’re a business and should be taxed.
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God, their poor wives.
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I will hereby only be referring to Fox News as “the bullshit factory.” @Acosta
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Forget about putting Christ back in Christmas; let’s put Christ back in Christians.
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Great that so many companies are banning Russian-made products. Now let’s ban Russian-made politicians.
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3 years
When in Texas.
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West Virginia ranks: 50th in child care 50th in public health 45th in education 50th in infrastructure 48th in employment And Joe Manchin can’t vote yes on the Build Back Better bill cause of inflation?
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I know the founders couldn’t foresee everything… But the highest court in the land having no code of ethics, zero oversight and lifetime appointments seems like a bad idea, no?
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Joe Manchin is taking a lot of heat right now, but let's not forget ZERO Republican senators have committed to vote for progress in this country. Should the BBB die, the blame lies with one Democrat and 50 Republicans.
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I could have done without hearing from Trump today. Just sayin.
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Peter Navarro just laid out the entire January 6th coup plot and named names on national TV Not exactly a “very stable genius” move on his part…
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Really having a hard time knowing two accused sexual abusers decided rapists have more rights than women over their own bodies.
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For all their bitching about cancel culture, conservatives have been fine with “cancelling” the MLB, Nike, Kaepernick etc etc etc... It’s not cancel culture they despise, it’s accountability. And we will continue to hold them accountable.
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If you think these extremists from the radical right will stop with just Roe, think again. Contraception, LGBTQ+ rights, marriage equality… Don’t think it can’t happen. It just did. #RoeVWade
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Florida is experiencing the highest Covid case rate in the US – including more than 10K variant cases thanks to spring break – and DeSantis signed an executive order ending all Covid restrictions in the state. Honestly, change the GOP's slogan to: "We don't care if you die."
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Holy. Shit. This is criminal extortion by a sitting president in an attempt to overturn a democratic election. Impeach him again. Then prosecute him once he’s out of office. I know Biden wants to “heal”, and that’s how we begin that process... because this cannot stand.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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The Washington Post obtained a recording of Trump urging Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to overturn the results of the election. Here’s the audio...
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Trump to terrorists: "We love you. You're very special." 25th amendment NOW.
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In honor of #NationalBoobDay
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So Mitch McConnell can't vote yes on the most qualified nominee based on her court decisions, but rushed through Amy Coney Barrett who never even tried or argued a case?
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The Associated Press
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Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell announced he'll vote against confirming Ketanji Brown Jackson, saying he “cannot and will not” support the nominee for a lifetime appointment on the Supreme Court.
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Jim Acosta is 100% right. Greene, Cawthorn, and all these Republicans floating a civil war aren’t actually gonna be fighting. They, like Trump, will sit on the sidelines relishing in the carnage they created. Disgusting.
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Millions are hungry. Millions are jobless. Millions are facing eviction... D’s fought for bigger checks and more relief. R’s fought for three martini lunch tax breaks and corporate immunity. They don’t care about you. Never have. Never will. #RepublicansDontCare
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200,000 views in the first hour. Huge! Keep retweeting this far and wide. #RepublicansDontCare
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Thank you Georgia! And thanks for NOTHING @GOP
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The Recount
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VP Harris just broke a 50-50 tie in the Senate to proceed on the COVID relief bill.
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Hey @Twitter @jack , is the President holding a governor hostage on your platform in order to overturn the election enough to get him banned? Asking for America.
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Donald J. Trump
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What a fool Governor @BrianKempGA of Georgia is. Could have been so easy, but now we have to do it the hard way. Demand this clown call a Special Session and open up signature verification, NOW. Otherwise, could be a bad day for two GREAT Senators on January 5th.
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Facebook and Instagram are down just hours after a whistleblower confirms our darkest suspicions… coincidence??
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Hey Jason Aldean, Tennessee’s Covid cases are the highest they’ve been this entire pandemic and are soaring in children because the state ranks 45th in vaccination rates. Maybe adjust your outrage…
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The Hill
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Jason Aldean says Californians "should be outraged" over school vaccine mandate
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We all knew damned well this was probably happening behind the scenes but hearing it firsthand is a whole different thing. We have our smoking gun. Lock. Him. Up. #TrumpTapes
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I cannot understand the people who are rushing to take Ivermectin, a horse dewormer, and not the FDA approved vaccine.
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Jim Acosta officially has no more f***ks to give.
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“It’s so bad in California people are forced to pack up their hangars to avoid the poors” Not quite the sales pitch she thinks it is...
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Caitlyn Jenner to Hannity: "My friends are leaving California. My hangar, the guy right across, he was packing up his hangar and I said, where are you going? And he says, 'I'm moving to Sedona, Arizona, I can't take it anymore. I can't walk down the streets and see the homeless'"
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“We’re not dealing with bad apples. We’re dealing with a rotten tree.” I love love love @Trevornoah in this setting. He speaks the truth here. Our system isn’t broken; it’s working as designed. So it’s time we change the system.
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Florida is not doing well. The state hit its highest number of cases in 5 months this week. But President cry baby was right about one thing: Florida’s open! And its dangerously irresponsible.
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I’ll fly Allegiant To Cancun While the power is off in my state again…
@SenTedCruz
Senator Ted Cruz
3 years
This didn’t use to be controversial. #flagday
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Jim Acosta is 100% correct in calling the right-wing information ecosystem a "BS factory" and "manure spreading". Here's just a quick sampling of the BS they spread this past week.
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I thought Trump was not going to allow the angry mobs to dominate? Side note: shutting down counting when your candidate is losing doesn’t seem like the best strategy... 🙄🙄🙄
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Words cannot describe how happy this video makes me! I cried a little! Thank you, @FullFrontalSamB !
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Samantha Bee
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Dreams DO come true! We made this back in 2016 but couldn't use it. We're so excited to finally celebrate with you @ananavarro @katiecouric @larrywilmore @pattonoswalt @StephenAtHome @VanJones68 @thenewsoncnbc @greggutfeld !
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Republicans railing against Mayor Pete for decades of infrastructure failures while at the same time refusing to pass the infrastructure bill to solve these problems…
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Omg. The best part of the Grammys so far is BTS singing all the words to Jolene!
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“The Mean Orange Man by Dr. Excuse” - A non-fiction children’s book!
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This is a stark reminder of what the rest of the world thought of us the last four years... and it feels good to be respected again.
@Reuters
Reuters
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Britain’s opposition Labour Party leader Keir Starmer welcomed a Joe Biden and Kamala Harris administration, saying it marked ‘a new era of decency, integrity and compassion in the White House’
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They keep crying about “free and fair elections”... They didn’t give a shit for years when free and fair elections were being undermined when it benefitted THEM. Shove it up your traitorous ass Jenna.
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I always knew my big mouth would take me places… What an incredible day at the White House! Seriously, 2 years ago I saw injustice in America and our democracy in trouble so I said something. Unfortunately, so much is still at stake. We can’t stop speaking up! Nov. 8, people!
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God bless you, Bernie Sanders. Mitch McConnell is worth $34M while the state he represents is among the poorest in the country. He is refusing survival checks, a lifeline that millions of Americans are desperate for while he sits on his fortune. This is infuriating.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Bernie Sanders just stuffed Mitch McConnell in a locker. “Let me just make it clear for the majority leader — that 10 out of the poorest 25 counties in the US are located in Kentucky.”
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Maybe Greg Abbot should have tried $10,000 bounties for anyone who turns in a rapist rather than for turning in women trying to access healthcare…
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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said the state will "eliminate rape" so victims won't have to have their rapist's baby under the state's new abortion restrictions.
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You paid $30B more for Twitter than it was worth and lost $123B in Tesla stock in three months. Maybe you aren’t the person to be lecturing Congress on spending.
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Elon Musk
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Whether for or against, please let your elected representatives know what you think about this $1.7 trillion spending bill that they’re trying to pass!
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I’m sick and tired of politicians using God as a platform when they’ve clearly never read the Bible.
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Selena sounds great here, but the televised performance sounded off! Sometimes those mics feed straight vocals to us at home without the reverb or mixing it with the music. That's why it can sound so dead on TV. Not how it's intended to sound! We miss the full effect #SelenaxAMAs
THIS FANCAM SOUNDS AMAZING. THEY SABOTAGED HER WTF. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU @selenagomez #AMAS #SelenaOnAMAs #SelenaGomez
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It’s 24/7 nonstop, bad faith bullshit on Fox News. Every chyron in this video actually appeared on Fox. 🙄 🎶Cause it’s all in bad faith”🎶
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Don't DeSantis my California!!! Governor Newsom has protected Californians from the Delta variant while leading the strongest economic recovery of any state in the country! Vote NO on the recall by September 14th!
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Rather than try to calm things down, Trump keeps turning up the heat... and it’s getting people killed.
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Our poor president is going to have his feelings hurt that our song about #WeirdoTrump is trending #1 instead of his rally. We probably shouldn’t keep sharing or retweeting.... it’ll make him really upset. 😏
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Good trouble @MeidasTouch 😈😈😈
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Us Californians were doing just fine without AR-15’s on our streets. This ruling from Judge Benitez is ridiculous. 40k Americans a year die from guns. We need more gun control, not less!
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ASHLI BABBIT WAS NOT MURDERED! She was a terrorist, not a martyr.
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Congressman Madison Cawthorn just offered Kyle Rittenhouse an internship. Congressman Matt Gaetz did the same. They are sending a message to America that violence is not only acceptable, it's a resume booster for politics.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Madison Cawthorn offers Kyle Rittenhouse “an internship,” says he isn’t guilty, and tells followers to also “be armed and dangerous.”
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The #UvaldePolice decided “blue lives matter” more than kids lives.
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Police were reluctant to immediately engage with the gunman who spent an hour inside the elementary school in Uvalde, Tex., because “they could’ve been shot,” a lieutenant with the Texas Department of Public Safety said in a CNN interview.
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Trumps week with the Rona. Sing-along edition. 🎶
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Senator Kelly Loeffler is trying to sell herself to Georgians as a true “Billionaire of the People” who knows what it’s like to live paycheck to paycheck.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Biden has been working during the holiday to coordinate 500M home tests, take calls and offer support to governors, and addressed the nation. Ron DeSantis has been MIA since Dec. 17 while COVID cases break records and local leaders beg for assistance.
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This is what it would look like to actually see HONESTY from a Trump. 😜😜😜
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In 1933, the Nazi’s passed the “Law Against the Founding of New Parties”, which outlawed all other political parties in Germany. Not seeing much difference between that and this one being proposed in DeSantistan.
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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A Republican in Florida just introduced a bill that would ban the Democratic Party from existing in the state. Registered Democrats in Florida would be notified that their party has been “canceled” and they’re now no-party voters.
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An #electionday2020 special! The full "Trumpian Rhapsody!" Directed by: @wbezz Filmed by: @drwrobinson 1/4
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Why aren’t we studying the effects of Fruit Loops on combatting climate change?? Asking for Rand Paul.
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The Meidas brothers just keep crushing it. This is amazing! #GrinchesOfGeorgia
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MeidasTouch
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📺 NEW VIDEO If you are ready to win two Senate seats in Georgia help us get 15,000 retweets in the next two hours. Watch, retweet and share far and wide! #GrinchesOfGeorgia
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It’s truly baffling that Bill Maher can be so clear eyed about the GOP’s threat to democracy, yet has gone full “Joe Rogan” when it comes to Covid The pandemic isn’t over when 2,000 Americans are dying a day.
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“The Mean Orange Man” The perfect bedtime story!
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So Trump just made this entirely too easy for the DOJ… he literally just confessed to his crimes!
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Whew! Terry Bradshaw did NOT hold back! He’s 100% right. Aaron Rogers lied, selfishly put others in danger, and ran his mouth further dividing this country on scientific facts.
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Conservatives keep whining about a “blue state bailout” when in reality the blue states have been bailing out red states for years. 🙄
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I don’t know who this Suzanna is but I must find her and buy her a drink 🥂
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Brian Tyler Cohen
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Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
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Is religion about being like Jesus or just following a bunch of man-made rules…
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Axios
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The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops overwhelmingly voted, 168-55, to draft a document that they hope will prevent Biden and other Catholic politicians from receiving Communion if they advocate for abortion rights.
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This Florida man is better at protecting the people than Ron DeSantis.
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We knew he was lying, but now we have the receipts. Trump knew. Trump lied. Americans died. #TrumpKnew #TrumpLiedPeopleDied #HeKnew
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A $600 check. $300 a week expanded unemployment. After months of waiting, this is all the American government could muster for its hurting people. Now compare that to the rest of the world.
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Funny how Congress can get $40B for Ukraine but not a day of maternity leave in a country about to force birth.
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I really don't want to hear it from the right about Hunter Biden... Sure he's screwed up plenty, but he's also a private citizen. Yet, lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene and child sex traffickers like Matt Gaetz are heroes to the GOP base. Big difference.
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Apparently, Republicans forgot this bill is called Covid RELIEF. The relief – the parts that directly helps Americans – makes up the majority of the bill. The “only 9%” talking point is gaslighting. They’re lying to you.
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A new P.S.A. Junior should probably lay off the stuff... 😳
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Oh. My. God. He just called Kelly Loeffler “Karen.” 😂😂😂 It’s the most accurate thing he’s said so far.
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Had a blast putting this together! Hope you enjoy, and most importantly… VOTE! #VoteBlueIn22
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Whether it’s zero votes for Covid relief, zero support for a living wage for essential workers, or lifting mask mandates too early... The story remains the same. #RepublicansDontCare
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Is it really too much to ask that politicians undergo a fact check before spreading lies about science? Asking for America.
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Who’s hoping they find the pee tape?
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Reminder: Republicans had the chance for a bipartisan Jan. 6 investigation and they voted no. Now they’re throwing a fit after Democrats played by their rules anyway. They’re not interesting in the truth. Also, #JimJordanIsStupid
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just threatened to destroy private companies should they obey the law. All to protect the man who tried to overthrow our democracy. This is where we are, America.
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Acyn
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Greene: These telecommunication companies, if they go along with this, they will be shut down. That’s a promise
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Here's a fun little fact about Joe Manchin: In his 12 year senate career, he's taken just over $1M from the oil and gas industry; $870K came THIS YEAR ALONE. Explain yourself, @Sen_JoeManchin Source:
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What a glorious day! 🇺🇸
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If you think it’s fine to just let Marjorie Taylor Greene continue in Congress... Remember what happened the last time the GOP accepted a brash conspiracy theorist who promoted violence... #ExpelHerNow
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Trump knew he had the virus and went to a fundraising event with a get in price of $250K. This is how he treats his rich buddies who pay to be around him. And you think he cares about YOU?
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Gimme a F-ing break with this #ObamaVariant nonsense. He did the responsible thing and canceled the big public party. If the vaccinated man wants to dance with his vaccinated family and a few vaccinated friends in his private home, FINE!
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Merry Christmas to everyone! Except Mitch McConnell and the GOP who left the American people out in the cold.
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I’m “deeply offended” Republicans are more upset about their hurt feelings than authoritarianism taking hold of their party… #MAGAIsOver
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A true monster from the swamp. Vote. Her. Out. #LootingLoeffler
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Wow! 350K views in one hour. Keep retweeting to expose #LootingLoeffler !
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This not guilty verdict just sent the message to every gun-happy sicko in America (and there's a LOT of them) that it's not only accepted to play vigilante, it's legal.
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Just to be clear... “Unity” doesn’t mean Democrats have to adopt Trump’s failed policies. Elections have consequences.
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Kay Ivey can shut up and take responsibility! Alabama has the nation’s worst vaccination rate. Ivey lifted mask mandates and refused to let businesses require vaccines. The GOP politicized this pandemic and has the nerve to blame their people now?
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