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GregGutfeld
4 years
Any one who says pence didn’t win is lying
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5 years
Trumps about to execute a white supremacist, while trying to free a black rapper from jail, as he pushes prison reform that directly benefits families of black men, while calling out a city where minorities are victims of crime & blight. if Trumps a racist, he sucks at it.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Trump delivers a montage that just embarrasses and exposes the media. This guy has game.
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GregGutfeld
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i didn't realize how fucking great that speech was until Pelosi ripped it up.
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GregGutfeld
2 years
and its already beating you in the ratings.
@StephenAtHome
Stephen Colbert
2 years
Flaming Christmas Tree just got its own show on FoxNews!
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GregGutfeld
3 years
watching democrats call upset republicans "sore losers" might be the greatest example of historical blindness you will ever find.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Ann Dorn told the story the media chose to ignore because it wasn't politically beneficial to them.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
as protesters march on Trump Tower in Chicago & the White House, a frank media might point out the death of Mr.Floyd happened under a democrat mayor, democrat senator, democrat governor, with a democrat county prosecutor. the only person who did shit was a republican. Trump.
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GregGutfeld
3 years
okay, this IS my last tweet: CNN tries to get FNC banned. Apple targets Parler. Publishers dump writers. music labels drop artists. twitter bans/removes thousands. tech companies join hands. this redefines who the true rebels are. if you like the purge, you're the servant.
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GregGutfeld
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So, the Steele dossier was fake, the FISA system was abused, fake leaks came from high ranking officials, and the media dragged our country thru this bullshit. its not Trump that Putin snagged; its the media, a bunch of useful idiots.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
this is a townhall? where is the town? its just Savannah badgering. what a joke.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
i knew @PressSec from her time at FNC, and must say, she's grown into a serious badass. The media preferred her to be the CNN punching bag, and treated her like a joke. Now that joke schools their asses.
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GregGutfeld
5 years
Chuck and Nancy look like they're selling me a reverse mortgage.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
leftist anti-speech wont stop with tucker. this is about intolerance of competing ideas. and silencing them via career assassination. until we all share the risk, it will swallow everyone.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
When this is over, how will we deal with anchors who incite a race war? Those who ignore the available stats that counter their narrative? we all agree what's bad is bad; but to drive destruction and death thru extrapolation ends civilization. Asking for @cnn
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GregGutfeld
4 years
can we admit that this nun is a bad-ass. and i want to her to be my best friend.
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GregGutfeld
3 years
think about it.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.
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GregGutfeld
6 years
Stormy now has to pay Trump. Cherokee Nation slams Senator Warren. 60 Minute tanks. Now that's a Monday.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
whats so incredible to me, is that we are LETTING this happen.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
when you watch this hearing, you see why the dems see no problem with the mob violence.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
bill clinton looks relaxed. probably a pre-speech massage.
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GregGutfeld
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people who said it was a garage door pulley were accused by others of being conspiratorial. think about that.....people who concluded the obvious explanation were the wack jobs vs those who saw it as a racist plot.
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GregGutfeld
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you could tell he'd been waiting to let this out. good for him.
@KyleKashuv
Kyle Kashuv
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Don’t mess with Ron Desantis..
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GregGutfeld
4 years
seeing the unstable, flabby few threatening violence if the WH fills a vacancy says to me, that it's time to call them on it. I'm honestly tired of being extorted by douchebags who couldn't punch their way out of saran wrap.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Savanah is the new Karen. apologies to Karens
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GregGutfeld
4 years
8th graders shouldn’t be asking debate questions.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
in that hearing you witnessed people whose salaries you pay, accuse a man of murder and treason - then refuse to let him speak or defend himself. you think the unbending mob on the street is worse? no, this is. and it's coming for you.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
The hysterical woman screams as if jumping on a moving police car immediately makes you the victim.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
my point: if a gym or any business that operates on membership lays off people, while taking your monthly fee - that aint right. i'm happy to pay the fee -- but then they can't lay off anyone. does that make sense?
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GregGutfeld
2 years
i'm thinking the dems are trying to re-elect trump.
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GregGutfeld
5 years
so @billmaher said he's glad david koch died, and his audience applauded. evidence of a needy phony and a gleeful mob uniting. Koch was a generous libertarian, whose millions went to fight disease. he did more for the world in a day, than Maher will do in his lifetime
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GregGutfeld
4 years
best opening speech of any awards show ever?
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GregGutfeld
4 years
I gotta admit: @dancrenshaw has more tools in his kit than an entire Home Depot. a seamless performance.
@fleccas
Fleccas 🇺🇸
4 years
Bill Maher gets REKT without the high production spell that is Hollywood. No phony studio audience to save him. Great job by @DanCrenshawTX .
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GregGutfeld
4 years
thanks Prez!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Wow! Congratulations to Greg Gutfeld, a one time Trump Hater who has come all the way home. His Ratings easily beat no talent Stephen Colbert, nice guy Jimmy Fallon, and wacko “last placer” Jimmy Kimmel. Greg built his show from scratch, and did a great job in doing so. @FoxNews
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GregGutfeld
3 years
this brilliant point underlies the driving force of this election, and why so many are so suspicious.
@MZHemingway
Mollie
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Among the millions of examples of media bias, I’m struck right now by how coverage post-2016 focused relentlessly for years on Clinton supporters and their emotional trauma and Resistance efforts ... compared to second-class and disdainful treatment of 71 MILLION Trump voters.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
i don't care what sentence Avenatti gets. he's not the problem. it's the drooling media who enabled this grifter. Think about it: the people who mock you for your so-called ignorance fell for this charlatan. These are people who laugh at you. You must now laugh at them.
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a message to the grim creeps celebrating a rise in corona cases in America:We are actually turning a corner, and we will emerge better and stronger. You cretins who chuckle to themselves over scoring some ghoulish political point will not be forgotten.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
interested in well known Catholics explaining how Joe is a strong Catholic, who is pro-abortion. I'm seriously willing to listen.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Liz Warren has to leave a race. not the first time.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
America: we're gunna have a second riot (if trump wins), a third (if cops found not guilty), and a 4th (for the hell of it). so why rebuild the sand castles if the bullies return to knock them down again? especially when the govs abdicate any responsibility in defending you.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Senator Harris seems so small right now. ACB calmly dispensed with her predictable questions.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
while lower manhattan, and my neighborhood gutted, the mayor did nothing. the impotence and cowardice of our leadership is enabling full scale destruction.
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GregGutfeld
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it takes a lot to make Trump look like the bullied one, but @SavannahGuthrie nailed it with flying colors. what an over-the-top performance by this frantic host
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GregGutfeld
4 years
i don't know about you, but the most interesting story today is nowhere to be found. that's quite a feet.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Speaking of, I could never marry a sibling and get away with it. That’s some privilege!
@IlhanMN
Ilhan Omar
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White privilege at work.
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GregGutfeld
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"Mayor Diblasio may be the worst mayor in American history..." @DanaPerino
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GregGutfeld
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Fauci now destroying the fantasy rift between him and @realDonaldTrump Trump took their advice the moment it was offered. Hilarious watching the media feeling that this is unfair to their phony narratives. Love it.
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GregGutfeld
5 years
what if the whistleblower is corn pop
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GregGutfeld
4 years
when people do great things to help others, the media mocks their religion. imagine, if it were the reverse: someone did EVIL things, and then you mentioned their religious extremism. the media would be calling you a bigot. screw these hypocritical assholes.
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every day someone says the protests were peaceful, i see another video on social media of an innocent person dragged out of their car and stomped by thugs. how is the news not showing these videos? is there some agreement? we have NO problem show the police videos.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
When you start producing 50 thousand masks a day you can go up to the podium too In the meantime sit on your fence and keep your thumb up your ass.
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GregGutfeld
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We now know there is a plan to burn our homes: they're telling us that. SO, what do we do? If we fight back - we are called vigilantes. And that's illegal. its a perfect recipe for war. No mayors. no leaders. no protection. what do we do?
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Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
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Peaceful Protest your ass!
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GregGutfeld
4 years
if we restarted #redeye - this rascal would be my first pick as a side kick
@KarluskaP
Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸
4 years
I’m dead!😂🤣🤣
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GregGutfeld
5 years
enough giving the microphone to the people who lied to us for 2 years. why not interview the people who were right?
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our cities leaders are letting criminals run rampant, just to save their own hides. we have to stop this.
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nice to see non-celebs who want to succeed in life here in America - as opposed to celebs who have already succeeded in life now demanding you embrace defeatism.
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for now: avoid all negative people. optimism plus action will pull us thru. im lucky to be alive right now to do what i can to help. and i'm a cynical asshole.
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GregGutfeld
4 years
Hey media anchors: as you mock the absurdity of injecting toxins, hows that Botox coming along?
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GregGutfeld
4 years
3 things the media creates to manipulate you. 1. polls (to make you join) 2. fear (to make you think you might be next if you don't join) 3. guilt (to make you join as a cure for something you didn't do)
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here's a great idea for the left. lets replace police with social justice warriors. When a fight breaks out, or there's a robbery, or any violent disturbance, we send a pair of gender studies graduates to break it up. i say we make this an executive order for blue states.
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what a joke. So - who was in charge when this man was murdered? a democratic mayor. a democratic prosecutor. a democratic attorney general. a democratic union. a democratic governor. the only person who acted quickly to bring justice was a republican president.
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GregGutfeld
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just watched the trump 60 minutes segment. First, we should be grateful we get to see this stuff, unedited, and before its manufactured. second, anyone saying he "stormed out" are getting high off the cork. He leaves the way every boss leaves: you get no say in the matter.
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The story of how these riots are organized would be such a great story, which is why we'll never see it.
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as screwed up as America seems, we do not deserve these clowns.
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GregGutfeld
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if u believe that the anonymous Times piece helps anyone but Trump, u might be dumber than u look. Writer admits country is safer and more prosperous. What's left? His style. He's mean! So what! Screw you, ya big baby.
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GregGutfeld
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someone is frazzled. and its not the guy who looks like he escaped the Franklin Mint.
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if you don't denounce the mob, you will be safe for a while. until you aren't. watching people getting attacked should at least wake you up. you'll be next.
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GregGutfeld
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if you were a space alien, bouncing between the debate and the trump rally, you'd think these are two different species -- meek, dull creatures, and a monstrous, domineering behemoth. you'd know who to fear, and deal accordingly.
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GregGutfeld
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Sorry Tom, I missed your tweet, I was on my way home from work - something you're no longer familiar with, you washed sack of pink mud.
@TomArnold
Tom Arnold
5 years
Yeah you got talking points busted @greggutfeld by a legit journalist & stand up American @TheJuanWilliams You've have never had an original joke. That's why @FoxNews hired Greg Gutfeld. They knew you'd read the White House talking points like a good little boy.
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GregGutfeld
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And we’re kicking your ass! Haha
@oliverdarcy
Oliver Darcy
4 years
Not that it's surprising at this point, but it's still worth noting: At 5pm, Fox stopped airing Trump's Senate trial in favor of "The Five." CNN & MSNBC continue to show it.
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driving thru NYC, seeing bars reopening...people washing windows and setting out chairs...made me want to get out of the car and bar hop for 72 straight hours. i think i may start tomorrow.
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GregGutfeld
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The lesson. Only the media has the power to destroy you. But if you turn the tables on them, you’re evil. They should drop some ventilators off at the briefing room.
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GregGutfeld
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The government won't protect u from the mob. Most employers won't protect u from the mob. Advertisers won't protect u either. There's only 1 way to protect oneself from the mob: support those who stand up against the mob. SHARE THE RISK. Cuz there's only going to be more.
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They should stop this PA senate debate. We’ve seen enough. Shame on the Dems for trying to hide this from voters. Now it’s just painful to watch.
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GregGutfeld
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Hey goofy My Pillow guy is making 50 thousand masks while this douche adds nothing to the world but his own self satisfied finger sniffing
@RadioFreeTom
Tom Nichols
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Well, imagine my relief that the My Pillow guy is on the job
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strange that those heroic images of the two shot police officers are not everywhere - as opposed to videos of police incidents that pave way for violent uprisings and terror.
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anyone who keeps calling this a protest is lying to you. its now an insurrection, and its destroying America.
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GregGutfeld
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leftists promise violence and "burning it all down" if they don't get what they want. Then their enablers in media mock you for worrying that there might be violence and "burning it all down" when the leftists don't get what they want.
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GregGutfeld
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what happens when the media is broken, and the only entity who won't report on it is the media.
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GregGutfeld
5 years
MSNBC might want to walk this back. holy shit
@RealSaavedra
Ryan Saavedra
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MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace falsely claims that Trump is “talking about exterminating Latinos” This is a complete lie and is extremely dangerous rhetoric in today’s volatile atmosphere
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GregGutfeld
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Asian? Really CNN.
@CNN
CNN
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Asian giant hornets have been spotted in the United States, scientists say. At more than two inches long, they're the world's largest hornets with a sting that can kill humans if bitten multiple times. Researchers have nicknamed them "murder hornets."
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GregGutfeld
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my next door neighbor just let me know that if I needed any food, that I could come over any time. That's a sign that once again the entertainment industry has the apocalypse wrong. we don't turn on each other. we help each other out.
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GregGutfeld
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he won a seat or whatever. 🤣
@WashTimes
The Washington Times
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Republican Dan Crenshaw, target of 'SNL' joke, wins Texas House seat
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GregGutfeld
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How can you clap for sentences that make no sense.
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GregGutfeld
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holy damn. we do need a revolution.
@AP4Liberty
🥷🦅Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋
4 years
Yes, it's a real quote.
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GregGutfeld
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yo gawking bystanders: its worth seeing how fast everyone who "loved" Ellen turns on her so quickly. the low barrier to entry in canceling people means even the least-cancellable can go at any time. Including you.
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Well that was not good.
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NBC is embarrassing itself. worse than expected. Guthrie is like a poorly disguised ambush. even she follows up with planned questions after the "townhall" question. what a horrible show trial
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GregGutfeld
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weird times we live in. so much good news regarding: -the economy -jobs -median incomes -middle east -north korea -trade -prison reform -peace in general guess i'd impeach too.
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GregGutfeld
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when the public can no longer depend on law enforcement getting there in time to defend them; and when the public's now targeted for grievous injury or death by fiends - the only thing left for the public is to defend themselves appropriately. and forcefully.
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GregGutfeld
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best thing @HillaryClinton ever did was spreading the Russian smear to @TulsiGabbard - for now even the most ardent liberals have to admit how patently absurd this irrational narrative has become (one would hope)
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GregGutfeld
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from now on to the end of time, whenever the Washington Post analyzes Trumps words, please remind them that they once described a mass murdering serial rapist ISIS ghoul as an "austere religious scholar."
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
5 years
Analysis: Bigger than bin Laden? 3 striking things about Trump’s announcement that Baghdadi is dead.
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Think we found out who that coke belonged to
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GregGutfeld
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all of you holding back on security: from @BilldeBlasio to @NYGovCuomo - to the @Sethrogen 's of the world bailing out "protesters." Watch this fucking video. and lie awake tonight in shame.
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GregGutfeld
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Short answer: hell yes.
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GregGutfeld
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@elonmusk you could easily buy Rolling Stone and put music back in, too.
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i commend the cities in blue states for becoming sanctuary cities for nonpaying shoppers and undocumented consumers.
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GregGutfeld
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michelle wolf reminds us that denigrators of women, are often women who use politics as an excuse for physical ridicule. the media calls that a "roast." if it were a conservative doing so, it would be called misogyny.
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GregGutfeld
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too cranky farts arguing over who didn't do what or did do that. it's like a florida condo meeting over who keeps parking too close to the boat dock
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GregGutfeld
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did joe biden say his first thing to do as president is defeat donald trump?
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