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Harp

@harperhoodclips

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also rode the silver line BRT and the light rail in houston

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Harp

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crazy how this guy’s indirectly responsible for new jersey finally becoming a democracy

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instead of crack in black neighborhoods the CIA plants boxes of these books in white neighborhoods in brooklyn, portland, berkeley, austin and oakland

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i hope they're doing okay

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this is the worst way I coulda found out boyinaband’s a pedophile 😭

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Very nice of Dave from Boyinaband to tell his dating pool how to avoid him

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@m00nkeywrench @realPhoenixFire tbf I experienced more direct racism in europe in a summer than I have in the us and I’ve lived below the mason-dixon line almost my entire life

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@suicidalibra @__sam_1 @playboimak_ @NotJustEnebody @ulovb he been the main character on three different sides of twitter for three days 😭

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@harperhoodclips

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@nagamyzuna @sleepyleftie republican voters maybe but there’s no way (most) national GOP politicians actually believe what they say about welfare

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@lefttwick wild that nobody remembers when he said this

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@PoliticsLs isn’t there a stanford showing popular support for policy is statistically insignificant as to whether or not something passes

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@LetsBeClassic @JihadalHaqq and the british french and italians are still racist to them anyway

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@harperhoodclips

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compiling all the best ones I saw here and remembered off the top of my head into a thread here; obviously tw

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what’s the worst tweet of all time

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@sticktolimb @m00nkeywrench @realPhoenixFire I’ve been to like twenty states, lived on three continents (including europe), been to six european countries and ten countries total be serious 💀 the mason-dixon line spans an entire continent if you didn’t know

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me tomorrow when the italian mobsters from south philly I loaned $100K from to bet on the eagles try to contact me

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@itszyrahhh

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@nagamyzuna @sleepyleftie one or more of: -cynical to get elected -using welfare as a dog whistle -party dogma they give up on it and flip flop way too much for it to actually be genuine (though obviously some actually do believe it)

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@aquaimperium8 europeans don’t know ball

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(I am assuming the egypt-menendez ties do not go back before his presidency but I would not be remotely surprised if I was wrong or if he wasn’t directly involved in the gold bar shenanigans at all)

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@roshpotato @IDoTheThinking are you trying to turn america into northern ireland

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@compoundsplural @adriaeln @PopulismUpdates every texas city does iirc but it’s still odd that nobody votes in municipal races

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@MoBomba10 tammy murphy dropped out of the senate race and the county line system might die

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@itszyrahhh how does she sound british jamaican american and like she just got punched hard asl in the throat at the same time

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@WisconsinDummy @Gunraidan @Hezbolsonaro legislature is so heavily gerrymandered dems can win the popular vote by a (relative) landslide and still lose the election by a comically large margin, it’s pretty much the least democratic state in the country

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@DanglmBatman @Chinchillazllla

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@vanillaopinions and if anything aren’t the mainstream liberals to blame for walking out right after the DSA took over? and aren’t they still in control of statewide campaigns under the current agreement?

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@patton_metheny @krossny1 covered up a bunch of sexual abuse within the party apparently

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@bmovienerd @realPhoenixFire *the country where trump lost the popular vote twice and trump’s party has lost both houses of congress and almost every competitive election while he was in office

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@harperhoodclips

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dogs still not eating cause this girl gon say some shit like “coulda finna”

family gay brain

@lusciousbeagle

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one of my clients is giving me permission to be racist to save her dogs lives. i am not making this up

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@patsoc_moments moralposting about video games while having a twitter account is a special kinda insane

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HE’S BAAAACK

Chance The Rapper

@chancetherapper

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@lledrook

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“Let's look at how James dresses 🧵” from this nigga gotta be the scariest sentence in the english language 💀

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@dieworkwear

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One of the strange things about today's political cleavage around gender rights (and here, intersecting with racism) is how many of the proponents of traditional masculinity do not even follow their ideals. Let's look at how James dresses 🧵

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@MoBomba10 tammy murphy is nj gov. phil murphy’s wife and ran as the machine candidate against andy kim (who announced when the menendez scandal happened) her campaign crashed and burned so hard the county line system that keeps the new jersey machines in power might die

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@leonenby1917

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@groove_sdc nobody tell resist libs about urban/rural polarization

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@cobra0483 @SpecialPuppy1 yeah but ca latinos aren’t going from 62-38 to 45-42 in a single year

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@Java_jigga I hate that this not even the craziest texas town name I ever heard

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@father_tiresias @RichestWizard and they’re all red because white people there vote up to 90-10 R

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@Vipsaniu_s @fromkdwithluv one of the largest protests in american history was the march for our lives after the parkland shooting in 2018 dumbass

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this nigga talking about losing a slapbox fight like he got domestically abused 😭

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@ET_Californian they saw this goofy ass name on the ballot

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@Vipsaniu_s @fromkdwithluv you dumb as hell 💀

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@Shockey_Stan @MoBomba10 essentially all the county party’s candidates run on a single line on the ballot, which massively benefits incumbents against challengers who gets the county line is a huge deal and the primaries in nj are largely decided based on who gets put on the line

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@harperhoodclips

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@jonboyjon1976 @reallycooldudey europeans do regularly

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@harperhoodclips

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@queso_gatame @BertAW_Russell it’s still true the nhs wait times are just absurd so people with no idea what they’re talking about think the american system is better

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he really is america’s only* african politician

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@ciii_ceee @bigshotsaturday @THELIFE0FTRIBE they were gonna kill off jesse and hank but the writers strike meant they had to cancel the episodes

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@isaiah_bb @robjGoldberg yeah but that’s just a function of political geography, drawing a fair map in maryland is impossible because of this

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@stretch14tw @StatisticUrban a lot of these trips are already done by flying (and many job centers in the triangle are either downtown or already served by rail)

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@itszyrahhh they caught him with rooms full of documents he was tryna sell to the saudis or whatever like six months ago

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jus had a really funny conversation with a black israelite

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@AWGmortee @backendoc what you lyin for 😭

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@nikicaga duality of man

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@leftistlitwick yeah texas’ current law has like 19% approval it’d be gone in an instant if it was up to a referendum

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90% of twitter is making up a person and getting mad at that person

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why did they put a bat on the 2020 quarter

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@OregonMapGuy I like how dems can win texas 75-25 and have to flip like 5-10 counties

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dewiggerification conversion therapy

FOX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFOX

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New year, new team, same Alex Verdugo drip 🥶🤝

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@patsoc_moments society if the word woke never left the black community

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@Dem_Soc_Dem_S doug burgum without glasses is the evil one

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@Ciroc__0bama @cringepolitik in texas?

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if you’re gonna be this much of a dumbass stand on business don’t delete the tweet 💀

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@OvOBrezzzy drake ain’t even american tell justin trudeau to go slide 💀

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@munchmastersex @Woooeee3 a taylor swift stan acc on here took a jail sentence over serving in the idf

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baltimore would have an amazing bus network if the buses actually showed up

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@queersocialism I get the criticism of more modern hip hop from this perspective but who the hell is calling drake a conscience rapper

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@ImName62 @KaioshinXL @The_DirtyDollar @bobonoegh @DesutroyedMe ?

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@entropes_ @RaceplayShawty

Tazo Gumball Chowder playin Mario RPG Remake

@ChowderGumball

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@kel_roth Not only was he a rapper but his VA is also friends with THE Pharcyde group, hence why the instrumentation sounds just like their discography

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@notkavi centrist twitter just wants to pretend their opinions are popular

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@AnonymousLeftie it’d be like D+15-20 if they voted the same as whites nationally

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@yFactr @jake_gotta it has 10.1% the map is just wrong

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@notkavi the tweet’s extra bonkers when you remember london is closer to paris than houston is to LA

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@DaMapperToaster least racist ye politics post

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@TamraDurham12 @JaredHuffman I promise you kids aren’t watching C-SPAN

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@LakeLakeShow1 @durkiox7220 @watchthevisions @TheMoonsDarkest @ANTHYPH0T0 @LordMojo0618 @stephonstyles @thoughtfulbae thugger’s basically the ringleader and the feds gotta have hella evidence to even charge him; 6ix9ine was able to cooperate because he was an unwitting accomplice to a bunch of it and wasn’t a senior member

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@harperhoodclips

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the car in question:

David Rahnis

@DRahnis

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@jemillerbalt Baltimore has always been a car city. We'll drive 5 minutes to get where we're going. Not sure if that's going to change. The bike and scooter people sometimes act like they own the streets, and this can create hazardous situations.

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@90brian90 @yasminewarid @moodyangela @ppeachsoju @Enzo30045270 @arimartorano @dtknows777 @lava273 @_naziaabrahams I’d say an overwhelming majority of young people who “complain” about not having money do not spend a dime on “entertainment” young americans generally do not “live beyond their means” you’re just old and coping

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@sticktolimb @m00nkeywrench @realPhoenixFire I’m not saying the us isn’t racist, it definitely is-l to a horrendous degree-but I’ve never been refused service because of my skin color or called a racial slur in the elevator within the same twelve hours anywhere in the us

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@SciSocialist @nikicaga better than 2018 actually

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@sageadvicejc they did ts on kanye’s spotify on one of the missed donda release dates

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@VoidOfRoses imo NFL teams have less leverage now that there’s two LA teams and a Vegas team, the only big markets left atp are san antonio and austin who probably aren’t gonna spend the money on a stadium

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@HuhFod @alanthefisher wdym bro we got the metro subwaylink ah haha one 15 mile line that totally isn’t unreliable at all haha

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there’s a whole star trek deep space nine episode (set in 2024!!!) about how evil a policy this is

972-ASK-CHAD

@chadstanton

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"The bill, dubbed the “Safer Kentucky Act,” already has received more than 45 Republican co-sponsors and the Kentucky State Fraternal Order of Police has committed to testify in support of the legislation when it has a committee hearing."

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@bradys_01 @cobra0483 @SpecialPuppy1 and biden still won tx latinos ~58-41 and fl latinos ~53-46

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@LS_Democrat I went to check and see if he tweeted about withdrawing and was greeted by this

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@JoePostingg I feel like nafo’s probably done more harm than good

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@patsoc_moments black stalinist gettin his ass beat by every side of twitter atp 💀

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@howdster @LibrisRex @callmeshitto his route through texas manages to avoid literally anything interesting in the state it’s genuinely impressive

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@notkavi I like how even on this biased map you can still see the difference between baltimore, philadelphia and san francisco and their suburbs

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@PurpleHatKid @ET_Californian the point was 538 only gave murkowski 50% odds of winning if I’m reading the bottom text right

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@LakeLakeShow1 @durkiox7220 @watchthevisions @TheMoonsDarkest @ANTHYPH0T0 @LordMojo0618 @stephonstyles @thoughtfulbae prolly yeah, 6ix9ine the only nigga ik of to ever beat a RICO and that was just because he genuinely wasn’t guilty

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texas has multiple hitler belts but the one actually populated by germans is the one I think about the most

RJ 🌷🌇

@RJ_maps

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florida is so cool we have two hitler belts

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least evil alfalfa farm

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@YanaCungus @drommba you’re right

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no I am not lol

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@Bokassa_Sports Wait Harper's a guy????????

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ black voters outside of the south aren’t remotely conservative enough and black voters in the south have billions of reasons not to vote republican black voters are the most liberal group in the dem coalition besides liberal white democrats

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@notkavi hell houston and el paso are further from each other than london and paris

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she ate me up so bad oh my god

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no matter where in this word I move I cannot fucking escape location by dave and burna boy

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@5unjae @sticktolimb @m00nkeywrench @realPhoenixFire only one of the three states I’ve lived in is the size of a european country but I’ve lived in a european country so the point is moot

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@RegimeCPA yeah even with rent control’s issues you’re never gonna convince normal people that it’s bad

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