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James, Mba

6 months

My lil bro goes to UNLV where there was a shooting today (thankfully he’s all right) & this was his genuine reason for not being on campus

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@sevanna_kha @cabezadeollaa what’s good

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@kellerb57 $3 for the king’s whop ain’t too shabby

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@rmcd2001 @pippen_rob @Iesbwian in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue

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@STOPFLEXIN @superkanes did anyone else grow up on little bear? 😄

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@MNateShyamalan Counterpoint

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Yasiel Puig Fights the Entire City of Pittsburgh. Oil on Canvas

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@jaysonanetreal @danielaflorezz_ woah there take it easy jaysona

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@hightexh4000 @PoorlyAgedStuff aye leave Etika out of this shit bruh

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@cat_auras real life version of him

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@rmcd2001 @pippen_rob @Iesbwian

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2 years

my brother in christ, YOU threw the balls 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Rowan Wick after a four pitch walk: “Nice walk motherfucker” Joey Votto: “fuck you”

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3 years

TO THIS DAY. cleanest bat drop in the game

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3 years

VOTTO. STILL. BANGS.

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2 years

“omg harry totally ate” 😩 what he ate:

Don’t Worry Darling

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2 years

Repost from @RollingStone via Instagram | See a never-before-seen clip from #DontWorryDarling , in theaters September 23, starring Harry Styles and Florence Pugh.

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@BeccaMVP 💔

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students: we need more parking HSU: building renovations? students: we need more parking! HSU: now you can rent bikes! students: more. parking. HSU: oh, budget cuts! students: cool, use the money saved to build more parking HSU: make Rossbacher $50K richer students: ...

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@Gabe_Soule6 @Tavius_96 @ThottiestHoe rookie numbers

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@fangirlfornfl ⚾️

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6 years

just gonna leave this one here.

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@fangirlfornfl 🤼‍♂️

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@DailyLoud it’s a species of jellyfish

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@thomas_violence @RoxyTall the long s actually has a font symbol ſ

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@JungleRat7 @TalkinBaseball_ elly de la cruz & judge 👀

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@iTOXlK

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@leg_record @Mobucket1 bird got a better beak

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@39a5c8c961d34f6 @travis_robert

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3 years

@pettyreligion y’all disrespect romantic men because of your trauma so don’t gimme that shit

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@StevenCrowtown @SFGate then you’re looking at one of the more lucrative markets in the country

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2 years

@kirawontmiss typa shit i be on fr

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@flatwhite_james

2 years

not that i would ever do this at disney but if someone put their hands on my fiancée ring during the proposal they would get decked with the force of 1000 ra’s

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Mickey Mouse employee ruins proposal

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Votto? STILL BANGS

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#VottoStillBangs 💥 Game is now tied 5-5 heading into the 5th

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@PhoYourMind @Silky_Poo @hasanthehun the problem is we’re still investing in car dependency instead of bullet trains and mixed-use communities

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@slvppy heaven or hell

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@james_bruce_04 @amazingmap it should look something like this + zealandia

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@cassiee1919 my life would be so different if she felt like this 😅

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@flatwhite_james

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@BillRatchet crazy how international womens day is on 4/20 this year

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@JakeM0NTGOMERY @thee_mattkerns Bo Jackson

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@flatwhite_james

4 years

STRAIGHT INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

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4 years

The #Reds have reportedly reached an agreement with Shogo Akiyama! 3 years/Over 15M. (via Nikkan Sports)

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2 years

staying inside tonight. love y’all

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Nick Castellanos - Philadelphia Phillies (3) Solo

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big pun - twinz feat. fat joe

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What’s the coldest bar ever in a rap song?

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@Jared_Carrabis yeah nah, bad take

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@ctrent Castillo at Coors? Might as well pour gasoline on a forest fire

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@Jiikae

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@skg_18 sarah griffin: *exists* creepy men:

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@JhonnyWhite69 been up for awhile

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@RussellIan5 @Reds @PNCBank doubleheader. doubledookie

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@Kninemusic @TylerIAm Unions.

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@cherry_lean @_Obanyoko @DailyLoud twitter needs to learn not everything needs to be viewed using a racial lens

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6 years

do-do-do-dooooo #infinitywar

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@maddiedepascale I can’t even access the site to view my balance. It’s so fucked

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@alexandracooper no wait she was right tho

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@kysccalamity me, an intellectual:

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@EvilJoeyVotto

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@sunflower_shea @Pythee1 @iAfe_ @Pha_nuel i think you’re just projecting your trauma onto others

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@behunar @httpxellise thanks spike

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2 years

when the girl i liked posts up with her new boyfriend

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@05darkblue30 @Jomboy_ and the Cubs deserved every bit of the following three losses

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@RiseFallNickBck

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@jessgomezzz see, i’ve been on Twitter for well over a decade and one thing i’ve learned is you can’t make statements against jokes you don’t like or else people will turn it around and use it against you even more as there’s a drive into left field by Castellanos to make it a 4-0 ballgame

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@clintoris actually it goes both ways

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@ochocinco ibid.

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@J_underscore_D @Kninemusic @TylerIAm yeah thats my point. the reason people get laid off at the rate they do in the US is because of how our unions have weakened since about the ‘60s

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@ML_Philosophy over the years i’ve learned you never truly “heal” it just becomes a part of you, like a chronic condition. you just learn to deal with it in a way that it no longer affects you.

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24/masters degree/looking for my wife

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@jon_bois he is a very good player to me

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@flatwhite_james

8 months

My nana told me a story about drew carey asking who the poorest guy in the building was one time. Everybody pointed at the janitor and he gave him the keys to his brand new car. Cleveland legend

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Apparently Drew Carey has been paying the tab for breakfasts and lunches for striking WGA members for months now #solidarity

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@thejousky @MLB but he’s a Cub, so that means he’ll get a dedicated social media post, along with some milk and cookies before getting tucked in at bedtime.

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@Rebecca__max it got him to live in your head rent free so id say it’s a win for the guy

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@dicktearz @lalo_manofsteel that hospital bill gonna be a lot more than $70 😭

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@TweeterFuntimes @sevanna_kha @cabezadeollaa yeah i know but standards are way too high these days

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@LanceMcAlister @MLB mlb been REAL QUIET since baez did this

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@boomslang_green @BeeBeeJack1 @Reflog_18 yeah well you can get swept

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me this spooky season

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@GDubCub i’m sorry, whose style is garbage??

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@flatwhite_james

4 years

OPENING DAY BABYYYYY

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4 years

GOOD MORNING CINCINNATI‼️ REDS BASEBALL IS BACK‼️ ❤️⚾ #RedsOpeningDay #TakeTheCentral #WinTheWholeDamnThing

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S A F E T Y B O Y S @EvilAndyDalton #WhoDey

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I GOT THE JOB

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@WeirdMedieval the serpent is literally her toxic friend egging her on to cheat after you guys get into one tiny argument 😂

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@flatwhite_james

2 years

still don’t know how to pose, or take a steady snapshot haha

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wikipedia has never been a source, it’s a RE-source. you use it to find peer-reviewed citations, much like an… encyclopedia

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5 years

when you drink a ton of coffee to bring yourself out of it but all you’ve done is created caffeinated depression

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@Kofie everybody got a bad ben-gal except for me ☝️😔

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@Reds @PNCBank dfa Cabrera, let Alejo start at 3B

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@JamesMan3x2 @ATBBTTR @Reds @JonathanIndia you’re right, because Wisdom isn’t gonna be rookie of the year

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3 years

all this jeff bezos space nonsense is just reiterating the fact that Wall-E predicted the future with 99% accuracy

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@flatwhite_james

9 years

Went to the beach with dad my last day of break. See you guys in a few weeks! #OC #danapoint @…

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3 years

long live the Guardians

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6 years

@LULSAVMAE if 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then how did 7 become so starved that it had to resort to cannibalism in the first place?

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Honestly this alone is enough to damn the Chiefs into refball hell

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Too lazy to screen record

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a wawa’s hoagie after a night out?

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@JhonnyWhite69 an unrelenting desire to succeed

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ya boy got a promotion 😤😤

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@notnickip @Wakanda1F0rever @sevanna_kha @cabezadeollaa and? are you people homophobes or just lonely

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HAPPY THOTSGIVING💦🦃🦃🍴👅TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES👭🍑💦❤️❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE🍆💦🍂🍂SEND THIS TO🔟OF THE NASTIEST👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW🦃😩😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE👌🏼

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@flatwhite_james

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@NotesMargin @EricGreitens nobody was driving memorial day under trump. does nobody understand basic supply/demand economics anymore?

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