I’ve got a new article out this week with the inimitable
@bestqualitycrab
on the role of consultants in universities … “Nousferatu: are corporate consultants extracting the lifeblood from universities?”
The most successful people I've met:
1. Were rich
2. That's pretty much it
3. A lot of them were really mediocre
4. Some were actually stupid
5. Most were boring
6. It didn't matter, they were 'succesful'
7. In a capitalist society, wealth determines success
8. $
9. It's money.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Read constantly
2. Workout daily
3. Are innately curious
4. Have laser focus
5. Believe in themselves
6. Build incredible teams
7. Admit they know very little
8. Constantly work to improve
9. Demand excellence in everything they do
I just want to remind everyone that *literally the reason Scott Morrison is the PM* is that the Liberal Party wouldn’t let Malcolm Turnbull pass an energy policy that addressed climate change
Omicron is a kind of ultimate failure of Australia’s ruling class. Despite everything that happened in 2020 and 2021, our so-called leaders still could not get their head around the idea that some things are more important than the economy
I know there’s no accountability for anyone in Australian politics ever, but can we take a moment to recall that Bridget McKenzie resigned for overseeing $100m+ in totally improper sports rorts, and now she’s back as a federal minister in the very same term of government
Still cannot get my head around the fact that this week, the Prime Minister of Australia made campaigning *against* integrity in public office a major aspect of his re-election campaign
People are starting to realise Scott Morrison just makes shit up when he’s under pressure. He has a major problem with truth, and it manifests in the little lies as well as the big ones
The jigsaw pieces are starting to fit together. Organised bot attacks pushing hazard reduction lies, AstroTurf volunteer firefighters associations, far-right talking points pushed into the mainstream ... Australia is suffering a proper disinformation attack.
Australia’s leadership class, especially the Liberal and National Parties, have utterly failed our nation. Scientists, security experts, the Home Affairs department warned this day would come. They laughed it off, brandished lumps of coal in Parliament. Blood on their hands.
Installed 100% Aussie made Austral clothesline today. Disappointing that Hills Hoists are Made in China. Great product from Austral though. Support Aussie manufacturing jobs 🇦🇺 ... And timing is a coincidence but the missus is happy with the early Mother's Day present!
I missed this yesterday, but this might be the single most ironic thing Morrison has said in this whole crisis. Just months ago he travelled to Tuvalu and told the leaders of these very nations that Australia would do nothing on climate change. The PM of Tonga literally cried.
We are deeply grateful for the support from our Pacific family, including PNG, Fiji, Vanuatu, Solomon Islands, Nauru & Samoa to help us fight the ongoing
#bushfires
. Thanks to all governments & people of the Pacific region who have sent heartfelt messages & offers of assistance.
Reckon we're about 5-7 days away from this election campaign really cutting loose. Polls are way worse than 2019, Labor not imploding, Teals genuinely threatening key seats, gaffes not cutting thorugh ... Coalition will start to get desperate I reckon
The idea that ‘if only Fran Bailey hold told the truth about Morrison he would never have been PM’ is bizarre. Literally everyone in the Liberal Party had years to observe Morrison in power.
A new low for Australian governance: Transparency International lists Australia as a 'country to watch' for worsening corruption. Quite an achievement for the Morrison government
Celebrity chefs: ‘I made a molecular tomato foam using a mass spectrometer and a blowtorch at 76 degrees for 17 hours’
Also celebrity chefs: ‘Paying my workers is way too complex’
The Morrison cabinet refusing to follow its own testing and quarantine policies is a perfect example of a government that thinks the rules don’t apply to it
Frydenberg giving a presser just now. Says young people are ringing his office because they're so excited about withdrawing their super to buy a first home. I mean, maybe ..... I do wonder how young these "young people" are
Time for Gavin Morris to move on, I reckon. Once you’re telling journalists at a public broadcaster to calibrate their reporting to government talking points, you’re done. Get someone in there with some courage.
In my next life I’m coming back as a mining executive. I can destroy the planet for millions a year, and when there’s some extraordinarily complex crisis I’m not remotely qualified to understand, the government will put me in charge of it
Greg Hunt was the environment minister when the Abbott government abolished the carbon tax. He cut hundreds of millions of funding from climate change research
Our hearts go out to the families, farmers and communities affected by the bushfires. May you continue to find strength during these terribly difficult times.
Thank-you to our brave emergency service personnel and volunteers, the navy and the ADF for your heroism.
We’ve seen it so many times in the past. Morrison goes to pieces under pressure. He gets angry, he denies, attacks the questioner, starts compulsively making stuff up. The pattern has been there since Reza Berati
It’s 3 weeks into January and already I’ve got members at my university being made redundant and casual teachers being let go. From a university running a $250m surplus. Higher education in this country is in such a dark place.
Threats today of strike actions by militant unions has no place in the middle of a pandemic.
It would hurt workers, businesses & families.
It’s the wrong thing to do at a critical time, as Australians must continue working together to protect lives & livelihoods.
What's happening in aged care in this country right now is horrifying. After two years of a pandemic, despite more than a year of vaccine availability, and despite an actual Royal Commission, vulnerable older Australians are dying, alone, uncared for, locked in rooms
Apart from everything else said about it, Morrison’s HomeBuilder continues his government’s massive gender bias towards jobs for blokes. Housing construction is highly masculine, unlike other industries not getting stimulus (arts, hospitality, higher education)
The real value of the Robodebt inquiry is to make unaccountable public servants everywhere abslutely shit their pants at the prospect of having a KC methodically go through every single work email they ever wrote and make them testify under oath for 2 days
Thought I might put a few thoughts down about the
#Robodebt
Royal Commission. If you're following me you probably know I've taken a close interest ikn it for a long time now. So: a thread.
Think we're getting close to a Coalition meltdown now. Morrison's campaign has been ragged, at times chaotic. Frydenberg has lost two debates in two days. Half the frontbench is in witness protection. Labor still not imploding. Next week's going to be loose.
Stop reporting Andrew Forrest has "donated $70 million" to bushfire relief.
The true figure is $10 million.
The other $60m includes a $50m donation to his own foundation for greenwashing, plus $10m to "mobilise volunteers"
My prediction: franking credits is an issue that won't go away. Younger voters are horrified that tax concessions to the old and rich swung the election. This isn't settled.
Everyone here is joking about Peter Dutton but the idea that Angus Taylor could seriously be put forward as shadow Treasurer is dark humour of interstellar dimensions
I really hope 2021 is the year we finally abandoned the myth that the Liberals are 'better for the economy'. 40,000 jobs lost in higher education, and we're heading for a second recession in two years. These guys are wreckers, pure and simple
A few of the things I'd like to see journalists abandon after this election ... a thread:
* following party leaders around on media junkets
* 'gotcha' questions
* discussions of complex policy areas entirely through the prism of 'optics' and 'campaign startegy'
I reckon Labor should go on a media strike for a month or two. Take a holiday. Turn off the phones. Force the media to go back to reporting on the government.
The idea that any citizen should have to be polite to our political leaders is deeply cooked. Morrison once claimed asylum seekers shouldn't be allowed to go their family members' funerals, and falsely blamed a murder victim for his own death. But yeah, be nice Grace
.
@ScottMorrisonMP
: To pay someone more, you’ve got to sack someone else to do it. That is the Labor Party’s policy. I don’t think anyone wants to get pad more as a result of their work colleague getting sacked.
MORE:
#firstedition
The ABC's decision today to abolish its arts team arguably breaches the broadcaster's Charter.
One of the ABC's legislated functions is to "encourage and promote the musical, dramatic and other performing arts in Australia."
Very serious Qs need to be asked
Berejiklian is in a bit of trouble now. Giving $5m to a sporting club in Wagga that your secret boyfriend just happens to lobby for is, err, something of a bad look
Just a reminder that all over Sydney thousands of freelancers and casual workers are losing work and income right now, and may have nothing coming in for weeks -- for no other reason than the srtructure of their employment relationship. Insecure work is a blight on our society.
1 in 8 Australian university workers have lost their jobs in the pandemic. The Morrison governments response? To stop universities from getting JobKeeper, and to cut university funding
I was reminded today that Labor took a costed and detailed national firefighting policy to the 2019 election, including water-bombing helicopters and aircraft (ht
@elliemail
)
“We’ve been working on this for some time” .. The PM announcing targeted payments for volunteer firefighters .. “for income lost”
Live on
@abcnews
channel now.
It turns out that Australia has actually cut aid funding to the Solomons by 43%, which may explain a few things about their recent security pact with China
George Calombaris opens up to Hamish about the disastrous headlines that saw his restaurant empire close and how he dealt with losing everything.
#TheProjectTV
Every time Gladys talks about how great everything’s going to be when NSW is 70% vaccinated, I wonder how things are going to go for the 30% of adults — and every single kid — who won’t be vaccinated
What you need to understand is the people with $5m in super have worked hard for that money. They’ve hired tax accountants, engaged financial planners, moved some money around multiple secrecy jurisdictions, organised a watertight family trust. There should be reward for effort