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Watching the LNP (and other stooges) fart into a microphone whilst the media pretends it doesn't stink

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Science with Boofhead🙄 "renewables can't work 24/7" (he's yet to discover hydro & wind) "batteries can't work for more than 2hrs" (4hr batteries already exist) "we can have cheaper electricity if we have nuclear" (the CSIRO already called out your bullshit on that!) #auspol

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2 years

Some great lines today from Dan. He did not miss.

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1 year

Bracks roasts the Herald Sun for campaigning with the Liberals. Kennett felt the burn, having written some of the rubbish. #auspol #springst #VicVotes2022

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Chris Bowen isn't having any of Uhlmann's 'wind doesn't always blow' rhetoric. "the rain doesn't always fall either, but we manage to store the water - we can store the renewable energy if we have the investment" #auspol

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The media couldn't rattle Jason Clare, although they almost caught him with the last question. He laughs it off before another banger of a response. #auspol

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Jim Chalmers "if the Prime Minister wants to say that an extra $1 an hour for Australia's low paid workers will break the economy, then the economy's not in the condition that he pretends it to be" #auspol

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1 year

Liberal MP Bridget Archer says Labor took the Voice proposal to an election and it's time for the Liberals to get out of the way. #auspol #VoiceToParliament

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2 years

Grace Tame "brace yourselves ..." #auspol #npc

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2 years

Morrison "Albanese has been ducking the questions for 3 years .. yesterday I noticed he didn't like answering questions" "Mr Morrison - Michael Towke ..." Morrison "no - I have to go" #auspol

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2 years

Morrison worries that Labor has never done a budget but tells us that 3 + 4 = 8 🤣 #auspol

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Tanya Plibersek apologises for talking whilst Speers was interrupting. #auspol

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2 years

Dylan Alcott's "get stuffed" seems to equally apply to media negativity about the NDIS. #auspol

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2 years

Dan "don't get me started!!" (narrator : they got him started) #auspol

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3 years

Did Dan just do a mic drop?? (after he called out the Feds for short-changing Victoria, it seems they found more Pfizer in the bottom drawer) #auspol #springst #covid19vic

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2 years

Dan responds to the 'cooker porn' from the Herald Sun. "Are you going to interview the stairs next?" #auspol #springst

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1 year

Dan "This is our moment .. Do you think that you get unity by telling First Nations leadership they were wrong? .. The Liberal & National parties, despite any state-based weasel words, stand condemned .. They are a nasty outfit" #auspol #VoiceToParliament

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2 years

Serious 🔥 for the LNP from former NSW Fire Commissioner Greg Mullins. (in 2019 he said 23 fire & emergency chiefs had tried to meet Morrison for months but were locked out of discussions and “not allowed” to mention climate change) #auspol

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2 years

Albanese to Dutton "sit down, boofhead" 😆 #auspol #qt

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3 years

Geoffrey Watson SC (former ICAC Counsel) has had enough of the federal government's shitfuckery. #auspol #WhoPaidPorter

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Jason Clare says we deserve better than "a Prime Minister who thinks his job is to dress up pretending to do other people's jobs" #auspol

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2 years

Morrison's advisors weren't happy with the first version.

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2 years

Now we know what face Morrison pulled in Engadine. #auspol #NPC

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2 years

Dutton interjects again "Where's Yeppen?" Albanese is forced to give Spud a geography lesson about his own state. The LNP MP who asked the question seems to be know it's another case of #SitDownBoofhead #auspol

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2 years

Jason Clare "I don't think Scooby Doo could find Alan Tudge" #auspol

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Dan "Chris Bowen in one meeting has done more to secure our energy future than the previous government did in 9 years" #auspol

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1 year

Sarah Hanson-Young ripped into the LNP for complaining about proper process given their appalling track record. Bridget McKenzie then proved her point. #auspol

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2 years

Say cheese for the hot mic, Speersy!! Back to you, twitter 😂 #auspol #insiders

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3 years

Martin Foley had enough of the media sooking about what NSW is doing, and ignoring that Victoria has a chance to pull up these outbreaks and prevent people ending up in hospital. (and he didn't miss the Feds today either) #auspol #springst #covid19vic

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3 years

Why would Dr Chant need to front a parliamentary inquiry when Brad Hazzard can mansplain for her?? #auspol #covid19nsw #covid19aus

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2 years

"you used to be a tradesman before?" Morrison confuses being a tool with being on the tools. #CosplayFail #auspol

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3 years

Tim Smith is reminded of his constant demands for others to resign (including over a tweet about Captain Cook).

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2 years

Dan "Mr Frydenberg decided to be a Liberal first and a Victorian second" #auspol

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2 years

Jim Chalmers with some advice for Angus Taylor. "when these geniuses write you a question which has something to do with energy prices you should say .. thanks but no thanks" #WellDoneAngus #auspol #qt

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2 years

Jason Clare calls out the latest scare campaign. "half the Liberal Party .. think climate change is what happens when you go to Hawaii for a holiday" #auspol

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2 years

Under pressure, Morrison started talking to Mister Speaker. #auspol

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1 year

"they were the virus" Danny Hill from the Ambulance Union doesn't want the Liberals anywhere near the health system after what they did in government. #auspol #springst

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2 years

The Victorian Liberals rush to join the fake outrage about the 'gangs of Briiiighton'. Georgie Crozier is disgusted that the local police station was closed. Another own goal by Georgie - it was sold in 2013 by the former Liberal government which she was part of. #auspol

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2 years

The media twice tried to interrupt Albanese talking about the Voice to Parliament (that Morrison also doesn't want to hear). #auspol

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1 year

"Angus Taylor says anyone could have delivered a surplus" Jim Chalmers "except for the Liberals" #auspol

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2 years

Bill Shorten wasn't having the media putting LNP talking points at him. "Mr Morrison .. you can run your rubbish talking points in the Royal Commission and see how far that gets you" #auspol

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2 years

Amongst long-winded interruptions, the ABC seems confused whether there's a supply issue or not. And criticises Labor because they didn't call for rapid tests months before they were approved for use? Has the ABC already forgotten the vax rollout shitshow? #auspol #covid19vic

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1 year

Jim Chalmers calls bullshit on Koch trying to keep the Liberal's wage-price spiral narrative alive. #auspol

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3 years

Deaths as an afterthought. You stay classy, Brad. #auspol #covid19nsw #covid19vic #covid19aus

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1 year

Marcia Langton cautions the media about parroting the scare campaigns of people who haven't participated in any attempts to close the gap. #VoiceToParliament #auspol

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4 years

Jim Chalmers not taking any shit from David Speers today. #auspol #insiders #MorrisonRecession

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2 years

Laura Tingle says she's always happy to ask Morrison questions (he doesn't look keen to receive them 😆). "Do YOU want to .. say sorry for the mistakes YOU'VE made?" Morrison "We're all terribly sorry". 5 minute word salad of excuses ensues. #auspol #NPC

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1 year

Dan indicates that various Premiers are planning trips to China to rebuild relationships (in the wake of Morrison's backfiring bully-boy tactics). "were any of them Liberal Premiers?" Dan "there's not too many of them left!" #auspol #springst

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2 years

Morrison tries to spin a story about Jenny buying rapid tests, but even he wasn't buying it. #auspol #covid19vic #covid19nsw #covid19qld

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1 year

At one point Morrison tried to deflect the question to a program that he knew wasn't even in existence at the time. The Commissioner had to keep pulling Morrison up for "wandering" away from the question, and then wondered whether he was even listening. #auspol #robodebtRC

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10 months

Bill Shorten shreds Morrison before giving the rest of them a spray. "what is the Coalition defence - the ministers were too stupid to know what was going on?" #auspol #RobodebtRC

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2 years

Jim Chalmers on Mad as Hell realising there's no point creating an Angus Taylor character when you can just play videos of him speaking. #auspol #WellDoneAngus

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3 years

Liberal Senator James Paterson thinks that because he sits on a committee he becomes a covid expert. The highly regarded Dr Norman Swan squirms in his chair, before finally deciding he's heard enough. Paterson was undeterred. Spoiler : He was wrong again. #auspol

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2 years

Dan is asked about the extremists - including the ones inside the building. #auspol

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3 years

Dan "not a National Plan for picnics just quietly ..." (might have been just loud enough for Gladys to hear) #auspol #springst #covid19vic

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Cath Andrews stares the Murdoch muckraking down ❤️ Dan "Any other issues?" 😆 #auspol #springst

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2 years

Sam Maiden calls out Hunt's gaslighting. (Hunt didn't answer, as they then argued about the activities of the Feds affecting rapid test supplies for others) #auspol #covid19vic #covid19nsw #covid19qld

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2 years

"How do you respond to claims you've been taken for a ride by the big energy companies?" Chris Bowen "who's made that claim?" "various people have" Bowen "who?" "the government ... um ... the opposition" #ThisIsNotJournalism #auspol

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1 year

Dan "I couldn't think of anything that would be more distressing for victims/survivors than (a state funeral)" on comments by Dutton & Abbott "they are irrelevant" #auspol

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10 months

Morrison gets shouty as Bill Shorten burns him again. "having gaslit the nation for 4 years he's now gaslighting the Royal Commission" Dutton feels the heat too "you can't sit on the fence any longer .. cut him loose before he brings you down with him" #auspol #qt #Robodebt

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Bill Shorten lets Morrison know that even if he's convinced himself with his lies it's fooling no-one. "The Commission rejects as untrue Mr Morrison's evidence .. Mr Morrison allowed cabinet to be misled .. he failed to meet his ministerial responsibility" #auspol #qt

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2 years

Foley reminds the Feds that they haven't outsourced visas to the states yet (although it wouldn't surprise given their track record on ducking responsibility during the pandemic). #auspol #covid19vic

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5 months

"do not interrupt!!" Mark Dreyfus isn't taking any shit from Sky today. #auspol

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2 years

Jim Chalmers "$5.5bn .. to a submarine program that didn't produce a canoe .. we won't be taking lectures from the most wasteful government since Federation" #auspol

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2 years

Murdoch reporter suggests "leaving it to the market" on nuclear energy. Albanese "the market has decided .. it won't save today's energy crisis - and if you want to see how fast Coalition members can run .. ask them who wants a nuclear power station in their electorate" #auspol

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10 months

Despite Morrison's notoriously thin skin Bill Shorten manages to find another layer to peel off. Especially glorious to see how Shorten gets under Morrison's skin - Shorten owns him now. #auspol #qt

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1 year

Raf Epstein "the media made the mistake of thinking that they should be cheerleaders ... if you read the newspapers and watched the TV news bulletins in this state over the last 3 or 4 weeks you'd be hard pressed to see the result represented" #auspol #springst

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Dutton lights an exploding cigar and asks what the Prime Minister's office knew. Albanese says that's a very good question!! Morrison was left muttering at the backfiring question 😆 #auspol #qt

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10 months

Amy Remeikis *cough* "Robodebt" *cough* (after Speers provides the Liberal script that ministers aren't involved in such dodgy decisions, despite revelations that Dutton was briefed on corruption allegations before Nauru contracts were signed) #auspol #insiders

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2 years

Tanya Plibersek "contrast with Scott Morrison who has to keep half his ministers in witness protection" #auspol

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Scott Morrison May 2022 "Australians need to trust the government" Scott Morrison July 2022 "We don't trust in governments" Some people don't deserve to be forgiven. #auspol

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3 years

People might die, but Morrison says under the next phase at least you'll be able to attend the funeral. And how good are picnics!! #auspol #covid19nsw #covid19vic

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Brett Sutton has largely ignored the "wacky" element, but lets fly now that covidiots are starting to be hospitalised. #auspol #covid19vic

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Amy Remeikis "Scott Morrison's biggest problem is Scott Morrison, and he's now trying to distance himself ... from himself" 😆 #auspol

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3 years

Looks like the ABC "forgot" to upload anything that Penny Wong said about Christian Porter and Morrison's desperation to avoid scrutiny on it. #WhoPaidPorter #auspol

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Jim Chalmers "If a rapid test was a rort in a marginal seat, Scott Morrison would be into it like a rat up a drainpipe" #auspol #covid19nsw #covid19vic

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Dan "you are absolutely more interested in (statues) than I am " Will you be commemorating the milestone? Dan "no - that milestone was dreamt up by Kennett .. people who spend a lot of time talking about legacy usually spend not enough time building one" #auspol

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On Bernie Finn's anti-abortion protest banging on the doors of Parliament? Dan "I think .. women get pretty sick and tired of being told by blokes what they should do with their body" #auspol

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2 years

When trying to pretend not to be a Liberal stooge, make sure you're not from Anika Wells' own electorate! #auspol #qanda

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Chalmers "Scott Morrison started this campaign saying 'people know who I am' ... it's only now that its dawned on him - that's the problem" #auspol

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Bill Shorten "pearl-clutching of Angus Taylor that this is the end of the world .. these butlers of the multi-millionaires only ever get upset when it's someone with $100m in super" He shreds the CGT whataboutism. If only the LNP had shown as much concern about Robodebt victims.

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2 years

One does not simply evade a Penny Wong question. "so taxpayers will be up for $5.5bn on submarines that don't exist" #auspol

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"Peter Dutton says ..." Jim Chalmers "Every time he opens his mouth it's a reminder of why they've got no credibility ... a wasted decade of missed opportunities and warped priorities" #auspol

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1 year

Bill Shorten on "the human blame factory" aka Alan Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission. (Shorten was undeterred by multiple attempts by the Liberals to silence him, a feeling that victims of the unlawful scheme would be familiar with) #auspol #qt

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2 years

Albanese works out that the local media is a LNP fluffer. "Have you had any Liberals?" Local media "it's a Coalition" "you haven't been paying attention if you think that!" (adds some burn about the LNP candidate for Lilley being investigated for electoral fraud) #auspol

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When I make an error, I always like to follow with a smart-arse remark that's also wrong! #ThisIsNotJournalism #auspol

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oh, no ... Jenny is clarifying things again 🙄 #auspol

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"Peter Dutton is saying ..." Jim Chalmers "We invited Peter Dutton and he threw his toys out of the cot and didn't want to come ... he's made himself irrelevant" #auspol

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Despite being told about what happened, Linda Reynolds denied under oath that she'd been informed about a sexual assault allegation in her office. Yet somehow Dutton says she's been vindicated and is owed an apology? Sit down and shut up Boofhead. #auspol

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The media moaned with repeated questions about whether Victoria could afford $15m. Dan knows it was a golden (even diamond!) opportunity. Thanks to Gina for throwing her toys out of the cot. #auspol

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10 months

Jim Chalmers "we won't be taking lectures about the public service from the party of Robodebt" #auspol

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2 years

Mark Butler "Scott Morrison the dentist (would) take out the wrong tooth, and then he'd blame the dental nurse ... or Dan Andrews. #auspol

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Albanese "this isn't about politics - it's about people. There could have been a hint of empathy from Peter Dutton, but there was none" (another blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment for the Prime Minister on the ABC after 10mins of Peter Dutton complaining about Labor) #auspol

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1 year

Bill Shorten "if and when public office is being used to enrich private mates it is corruption" The Liberals made multiple attempts to stop Shorten speaking about the very close links of Stuart Robert to a lobbying firm which helped companies win government contracts. #auspol

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11 months

The karma bus arrives for Sussan Ley, as the Liberal bus once again backfires and breaks down. #auspol

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🤥 Bridget McKenzie "calling in the ADF .. would have been unheard of 20 years ago" 1974 : following Cyclone Tracy in Darwin 13 ships, 11 aircraft, and 3,000 personnel were sent in the largest disaster relief operation undertaken by the Navy in its history 😳 #auspol

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Dan "We'll politely decline to be lectured on integrity from 'Sports Rorts McKenzie' .. the hide of this person to be questioning anybody after what she got up to" #auspol

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2 years

Laura Tingle allows the debaters to ask a question of each other. Frydenberg with a typical sense of entitlement. Chalmers "after you, Josh" (laughter) Tingle "Is there a question, Treasurer?" (laughter) But Josh is too obsessed with winning and not the future. #auspol #NPC

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"this was done without anyone knowing, and the Commonwealth got caught doing it" "Premier Berejiklian's in a sprint while the rest of us are supposed to do some sort of egg & spoon thing" #auspol #springst #covid19vic

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Stuart Robert hadn't even resigned when the Robodebt report date was announced. Yet Dutton says that the report was timed to hurt their chances in the by-election caused by Stuart Robert. What a bald-faced liar!! #auspol #RobodebtRC

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