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bitches be like “i’m gonna move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land” babe your succulent is dying

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republicans: no stimulus check. democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede

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Me when I push a door that says pull

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When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard

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4 years

going for a suicide prevention walk. it’s where I go on a walk so I don’t kill myself

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The government should send everyone $5000 and a blunt

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4 years

girls don’t want boys girls want homes with hardwood floors and big windows

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2 years

The concept of the royal family is just so fucked up like can you imagine everyone in america paying a Kardashian tax akakfosplflgl

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I don’t think a lot of people remember the psychological grip Nutella had on the American psyche in the early 2010s… It became its own governing body at one point

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1 year

Well I woke up to Spotify wrapped calling me a faggot

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2 years

Bitches be like yeah I’m spiritual then describe psychosis

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2 years

I wanna be drunk for free without drinking and no hangover so actually I just want to feel joy

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3 years

normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort

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2 years

The CDC recommends bringing me soup and giving me a little kiss to make sure I get better

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2 years

Me

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3 years

being a gay man is so funny I can walk into a room full of women and say “hello angels” and they start squealing like they just met harry styles

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4 years

getting high in the middle of the day because i didn’t win the D.A.R.E. essay contest in fifth grade

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2 years

Intimacy w someone u actually like is so triggering like why am I processing childhood trauma naked in his bed

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4 years

me drunkenly yelling at bigots

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2 years

In my Cassie era (getting all dressed up for a man that doesn’t care if I live or die)

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2 years

Call her Reese the way she spoons me while I wither

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1 year

Just ruined my night (processed an emotion)

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1 year

Not my biggest controversy but ppl were rly mad at me for this lol

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2 years

Why is everything a disorder maybe I’m just serving camp

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2 years

The scariest part abt “feeling your feelings” is u have to actually feel them. Which is gay

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2 years

I’m proud of anyone who blocks me. Set those boundaries babe. Take control of the narrative

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1 year

Me after giving a fuck

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Soldier’s face after four years of war, 1941-1945

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Me waiting for my turn to order a Diet Coke from the flight attendant

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2 years

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

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[wiping cum off my eyelids] so where were you born and what time

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2 years

It smells like upfaggot in here

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2 years

[manipulatively] are you gonna eat that

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4 months

And fuck Joey King

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Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals she would want Millie Bobby Brown to play her in a project about her life.

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2 years

Checking twitter

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4 months

Oh you’re gonna grab a shower? You’re gonna grab it? Gonna grab the shower? Awesome have fun grabbing the shower you fucking lunatic

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3 years

i hate it here!!!!! i want to TALK SHIT with WOMEN and GAYS in crowded BARS!!!!!

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4 years

my feelings aren’t “valid” they’re stupid

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1 year

Should I commit suicide or just kinda hang out in my bedroom for a little while

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1 year

Not me having a pocket full of sunshine

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1 year

“?” is the most conniving, belittling text you can get from a gay person

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11 months

Todays vibe

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6 months

Pill organizers if they slayed

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3 years

girl who gets mad when ppl ask her to do her job

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3 years

i have got to smoke a blunt with this bitch

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2 years

[fiending for gossip] im here if u wanna talk

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4 years

im begging yall to start dating ppl u actually like

ellie schnitt!

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pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud

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2 years

The first step to cleaning your apartment is visualizing a clean apartment for 30 mins. The second step is getting high and realizing the apartment is coercing me into performing emotional labor, and is therefore cancelled

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3 years

u guys need to stop taking everything so seriously omg when i say stuff like “killing my self —— at Claire’s.” I am being an artist

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2 years

Joe biden is doing a revolutionary (possibly queer?) act by not doing his job. It’s a protest against capitalism and hustle culture. We’re witnessing a social commentary

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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Not me being in the business of misery

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Elon musk died????? Holy shit lol

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1 year

Alyson Stoner will be stepping in

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Frank Ocean has dropped out of headlining Coachella Week 2.

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2 years

Sexting like “Likewise 😳”

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2 years

Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated

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6 months

Congratulations to anyone that didn’t commit suicide today

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1 year

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In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭

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3 years

of course my ass is fat, where else do u store trauma

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4 months

Whenever I meet a woman who is legitimately homophobic I’m like wait what

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9 months

Congrats to everyone who didn’t kill themselves today

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2 years

Why are you as a grown man named Tyler

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Just used therapy speak during an argument

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11 months

“It’s okay to be a hater” is good advice for chronic people pleasers who struggle w a sense of self but unfortunately mean jerks use it as an excuse to be cruel to anyone who shows a hint of vulnerability and genuine intention

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Him: you better not be Taylor swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch when I get there Me:

The Eras Tour

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🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!

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4 years

i want what she has

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5 months

Why would she say this

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@skyferreira is it hard being pregnant @ 17? Hope it doesn't look like a monkey...

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2 years

It’s such a turn off when someone is highly accomplished in their field. They’ll be like “I performed heart surgery on a child this morning. What are you up to?” And i have to be like “I’m in buttered toast era”

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1 year

Just remembered my cat doesn’t know shit about shit. Not even 2+2. Never conceptualized bigotry in her mind even once. God she slays

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5 years

is this james charles and trisha paytas

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2 years

Every workplace should have one day a month that lets employees do the Midsommar scream-cry chant together

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1 year

Just found out I’m not in trouble and nobody’s trying to punish me

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1 year

Pussy pussy pussy…and furthermore, marijuana

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Texting my gemini friends “I heard what you said about me” and turning off my phone

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Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup

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Grown ass man named Cody

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Pretty gay for a man to watch the fireworks… Ok katy perry…

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Gay social workers be like it’s giving child neglect

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Witnessing the genocide of Palestinians in real time over the last few weeks should have fully swayed you in favor of Palestinian liberation. If it hasn’t, then idk what else to tell you. You are not a good person. You are not intelligent. You are a danger to everyone around you

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Ugh I loveee my little actions. Consequences however…

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