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@fikunodusola

2 days

I love my name. Oluwafikunayomi. It's my story and my song. My reality.

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@kemsdesigns

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Do you actually like your name?

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@fikunodusola

6 months

I raise you "that what happen?"

Adésọlá Oní-Doings isn't here. 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

@adesolaaaaa

6 months

'As how?' Is such a funny statement. I love saying it.

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@fikunodusola

11 months

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Adésọlá Oní-Doings isn't here. 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

@adesolaaaaa

11 months

When your doctor asks if you're sexually active in front of your conservative mom:

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@fikunodusola

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"Water is tasteless." WRONG. Water has different tastes and textures.

Moon ♡

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6 months

Neurodivergence 101:

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@fikunodusola

2 months

That's how this woman changed Oluwafikunayomi to Olufikunayomi on an important document, and I've been unable to resolve it since. It costs ₦0 to mind your business.

Aunty Ụzọ 💛

@theladynaya

2 months

I’m a simple Igbo woman. Wherever I see Chidinma or Nmesoma, I ensure I make the correction on the document if I have the privilege to 🙂. My language will not be misspelt under my watch 😚

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@fikunodusola

7 months

"What did the Igbo man ask the lamb in distress? Lamborghini?" 😭😭😭

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@fikunodusola

11 months

I've said this before. A childhood friend looked me dead in the eye l and said, "thank your stars I know how to control myself. I go don bend you since." i.e. he could have raped me at any point, so I should be thankful for his goodness and mercies.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"You don't go out? That means you don't see men, right? Don't tell me you're a virgin. Ah, that virginity, we have to break it."

Diji The Great.

@directordiji

1 year

~ What was that incident that made you stop your “Talking stage” with someone? Share your story 🤔 😂

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"This code wey I code, if they wear shoe for am, e no fit run." 😭😭😭

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@fikunodusola

10 months

Posing for pictures is so embarrassing.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

there is no in-between with me. i am either feeling everything all at once or feeling nothing at all.

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@khilanii

1 year

what’s the biggest ick you have about yourself ?

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@fikunodusola

1 year

My writing will take me places.

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@fikunodusola

2 years

"Pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead."

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@fikunodusola

5 months

"Women are not oppressed by men." "The invention of the washing machine means women can go to school, come back and still have time to wash." Bring back flogging in the village square. 😂

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@OlawumiPK

5 months

Since you people want to lie that women are oppressed by men and men are bad. Here's a thread of things that made life easier for women that men invented. Walk with me 👇🏾

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@fikunodusola

11 months

@Alan_yournextbf they can. people just need to respect & discipline themselves.

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@fikunodusola

7 months

@TopBoyRayy Look at your mouth. Not even an emoji? 😭

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@fikunodusola

11 months

it's insane. how can a large part of my grades depend on one exam? why can't i be graded for my performance in 13 weeks instead? a lot has to come undone and scatter in Nigeria's educational system.

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@adefolarinnnn

11 months

So 2hrs exams is what you’ll use to judge what you taught for 13weeks

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@Seyistorm That wasn't being straightforward; that was being foolish. "We have to break it" because na you put am there? 😂

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@Beverlyhillszz @siainstyle I hope you heal from your bitterness and find true love. ❤️

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@fikunodusola

3 months

If I see a therapist, I go first cry for like 30 minutes. 😔✋

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3 months

We’re excited to announce that we will be live at #AfroOptimism 🤩🎉 this Sunday, where we will be holding free therapy sessions! We’re also giving out 2 tickets to 2 lucky followers🥳. All you have to do is quote this tweet, and the 2 quotes with the highest number of…

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@fikunodusola

6 months

Adésọlá Oní-Doings isn't here. 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

@adesolaaaaa

6 months

I absolutely hate having to hear foolish men ruin my morning in the name of 'podcasts.' Like can someone start a podcasting licence? It's necessary at this point.

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@fikunodusola

5 months

There are 7 billion people in the world. How can you think one person is the best you can ever have?

#POCHOUT

@tolutbt

5 months

Imagine losing the best man you might ever have because of his love for a musician

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Your vagina is not shaki, please. Just wash with water, eat well, and maintain good hygiene. 😭

That Ngwa Girl🇳🇬😈

@Thatngwagirl

1 year

@_Joshxxo learn to steam after your period with herbs like rosemary, cloves or just hot water. Sometimes cook hibiscus leaves, mint, cloves, ginger/garlic, lemon, together and drink. The V is self cleaning but pls wash your vulva. It is not. Treat UTI frequently if u always use public T's

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@fikunodusola

1 year

idk the kind of menstrual emergency you'll have that'll lead you to my man's house. plis.

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@fikunodusola

10 months

@Joseph_Fasano_ "I love you. I want us both to eat well."

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@fikunodusola

1 year

same way an intelligent person says they're confused about something and everyone laughs at them for 'pretending.'

Adésọlá Oní-Doings isn't here. 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

@adesolaaaaa

1 year

Idk how people think. An attractive person talks about feeling insecure in their body sometimes and your response is they're attention seeking?

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@Fosudo "Keep doing whatever you're doing, thinking you're deceiving us. You're only deceiving yourself."

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@fikunodusola

1 year

no. it means you're a liar. and maybe you're one of the harassers.

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@fikunodusola

11 months

@word2myafro 12 years? WOW.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Most classics are immensely boring.

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@celestialswiftt

1 year

what is your unpopular opinion about a book that would put you in this situation?

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@fikunodusola

11 months

well, men.

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@fikunodusola

11 months

Hi, @Rovingheights . I need a copy of Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace. I'd like to pay with 3000 femininities. How soon can it be delivered fo Yaba, Lagos?

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@Ebube_Sokei

11 months

Making money as a woman, does not make you valuable in the eyes of men But upholding your feminity, makes you valuable in the eyes of men Your money will only attract male leeches to your life, but your feminity will attract a masculine man to your life It's all about choice.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@FranklinAnozie3 @AdesolaBlessin9 "you took his joke too personal." How can you read that as a joke? Does it make sense to say something like that to someone you barely know? You're sick.

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@fikunodusola

9 months

This poem.

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@adedayo_agarau

9 months

quote this tweet with that poem! THAT POEM!

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@AdeyinkaAdesoba @straftmaster you just said a lot without saying anything at all. if voting isn't the solution to Nigeria's problem, what is? crowning the the founder of JW king of Nigeria?

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@fikunodusola

2 years

@drjenwolkin It's worse if you're the first child. Worser if you have many younger siblings.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Nigerian Literature is literature written by Nigerians. 🧎

Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑

@MrMekzy_

1 year

What hill are you willing to die on?

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@fikunodusola

3 months

Happy Ash Wednesday. May the peace of the Lord be always with you.

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@fikunodusola

11 months

*university* /ˌjuːnɪˈvəːsɪti/ noun: where creativity goes to die.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"This proves nothing. You are a simp. You are a finished woman. Save yourself."

Bòwálé Adéyanjú

@altewale

1 year

This is the person you want shola to debate with ? Lmaooo

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"Paracetamol is now ₦150? I think orí bíbẹ́ is going to be ògùn orí fífọ́ o." 😭

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@fikunodusola

10 months

@anikebanks Or scroll past, mind your business, and don't project on their experiences?

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@fikunodusola

1 year

I read this poem last night and was still for minutes. It struck deep. I thought about it all night. I couldn't help thinking about where it came from, lol.

footprints 🐾

@_MathewDaniel_

1 year

Some poems, you just need to look beyond the beautiful imageries. The kind of horrific things that inspired those powerful words need to be dealt with.

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@fikunodusola

10 months

This comparison is simply disrespectful. It's like putting Portable and Tupac on the same scale.

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@rainbowonhiatus

10 months

This or that?

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Music taste is SUBJECTIVE. It's okay to not like certain artists. But to trash-talk someone's music because it's not your cup of tea is not only disrespectful, but also shows a lack of understanding and appreciation for the diversity and complexity of music.

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@domiiniion

1 year

LMAO Nigerian people’s obsession with this guy is hilarious. His music sounds like what unseasoned chicken tastes like

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@fikunodusola

5 months

Whatever anyone believes is an achievement IS an achievement, regardless of how you feel about it. They don't need you to validate their choice to celebrate milestones in their lives.

named Nameless

@_namedNameless

5 months

Why do people celebrate after rounding up their NYSC program like it’s some kind of achievement?

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@fikunodusola

1 year

fire dress.

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stallion.

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@fikunodusola

6 months

I hate it when people ask me why I'm frowning / tell me to smile. I'm not fighting with you, plx. my resting bitch face is my "normal" face. this is how they born me. 🫠

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@SoVeryBritish

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Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t have a naturally smiley face. You smiley people will never know how exhausting it is to be forced to smile with a naturally non-smiley face. Then you expect us to hold it for ages for a photograph… our facial muscles start spasming as we plead…

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@fikunodusola

10 months

joyeux anniversaire to me. 🤭

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@fikunodusola

1 year

In all your getting, get mad audacity. Sometimes, talent is not enough. You have to be willing to sell yourself with such confidence that even your opps will have to agree.

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@simikunleoni

1 year

what is that one lesson adulthood/experience has taught you and you hold dear to your heart?

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@fikunodusola

2 years

@DrFeruke Posting your partner on social media doesn't indicate commitment. People post their partners and still cheat. 😂

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Tenderness is a choice; it’s what you choose when you have suffered enough. — VAGABONDS! | Eloghosa Osunde.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

That child calls you aunt. Do not have a hand in finishing her Golden Morn.

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@fikunodusola

11 months

"Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to write it down; and either you over dramatize it or underplay it, exaggerate the wrong parts, or ignore the important ones, at any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to."

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Women who set men up with false rape allegations should serve jail-term.

🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

1 year

What unpopular opinion of yours will set you up like this?

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@fikunodusola

6 months

Ọmọ, is it by force? I JUST WANT TO WRITE, but there's an insane pressure for content writers to venture into content marketing. 😭

Ama, the Amazing

@the_amazingama

6 months

You will like content marketing 👍🏾

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Every piece on @Lolwe_ is perfect.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@diaryofa9jagirl This isn't about ruining his life; it's about calling him out for the kind of monster he is. What kind of father believes it's fair game to molest his daughter just because he provides for her? Use ALL the resources in your disposal to take legal action against him!

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@Di_angelofx @UgwunnaEjikem Am CANNOT start a sentence except it's a question. Am I your mate? ✅ Am a graduate. ❌

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Igbo people write excellent fiction & Yoruba people are stellar in poetry.

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@fikunodusola

2 years

I was raised in an environment where people never rest until their souls are about to leave their bodies; idleness (rest) = a pathway to failure; anything that isn't 'intellectually stimulating' is a waste of time; asking for help = you're not smart enough to do things yourself.

Adam Grant

@AdamMGrant

2 years

In burnout cultures, people are judged by the sacrifices they make. Hobbies, vacations, and even family time are viewed as distractions to penalize. In healthy cultures, people are judged by the commitments they keep. Interests outside work are seen as passions to celebrate.

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@fikunodusola

6 months

I block people on Twitter everyday. One would think I would run out of people to block, but two things are infinite in life: the universe & human stupidity.

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8. Did you block someone on this app?

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@southernsiren__ I'm constantly overwhelmed by communication of any sort, online and offline.

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@fikunodusola

10 months

I mind my business. This sometimes comes off as not caring, but I really don't like to pry into people's lives. It also means I undershare. I stay quiet when I'm going through a lot and mention my challenges casually after 3 months. 😂

OLONI BABY 🤠

@Oloni

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What’s your flaw as a friend? #LoveIsland

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@chinonso_nzeh a surprise is a surprise. 🙏

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@fikunodusola

1 year

@Tee_Tayme Jesus, you flog me too much o Too much o Too much, Oraimo chord o 😭

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@fikunodusola

9 months

This would piss me off so bad. 😂

#BreonnaTaylor, MSW

@Stea1TH_06

9 months

I fussed last night cause he forgot to close the cabinet and this is what I wake up to 😂 Oh its a war now 😂

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1 year

"Is my ambition driving me to cruelty?"

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@fikunodusola

6 months

When they're 21 and cutting ties with you, you'll call them wicked and ungrateful.

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Your kids are not your friends. Not especially before 18.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

My "friend" ghosted me for 7 months. I was worried sick about him, but blud was flexing. When I could reach him again, he said, "Took you so long." From the one who kept declining my calls & leaving my texts unread. I feel so bad rn 'cos they actually love me at home. 😭

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@fikunodusola

2 years

“I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face." —Franz Kafka

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@fikunodusola

1 year

Someone refused to share his work with you and you're foaming at the mouth. As per you dey split him school fees with your papa.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

School will not end you, okay? Things will get better and all the pain will be worth it.

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@nurasabitu

1 year

Leave a message to someone.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

That guy buys you food. Do not have a hand in his breakfast.

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@fikunodusola

2 years

A church member visited and BARGED into my room. Then, she sat on my bed and proceeded to lecture me for minutes to stop putting on bum shorts and crop tops IN MY HOUSE, painting my nails, and wearing ankle chains. I was too shocked to respond. 😂

Ambald Rose🫧🫠

@Fayokunmii

2 years

Quote this with the craziest “lol, you have mad audacity sha” experience you’ve had.

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@fikunodusola

2 years

@_ebelechukwu The ladies you're berating are committing no crimes. And because they don't fit into your moral standards doesn't make you better than them. It's you not minding the business that pays you; that's why you're seeing everyone and feeling oppressed. Please, take several seats.

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@fikunodusola

9 months

It's a trap. They'll write poems for you and then squeeze life out of you.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

I thought Google knew everything until I became a writer.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

It's not just that what's mine will never miss me. What's mine rushes into my life and arms with glee and stays.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"If they ever ask why I go home with you, I’ll tell them it’s because you’re you and you’re here, alive; because you’re mine, because you tether me to me. That’s all you’ll ever need to do. Breathe and I’ll choose you again—there. See? I choose you again."

zia claremont-diaz⁷

@zia_tiffah

1 year

so, you've read this book? quote it.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

I will make it to the end of the year with excellent grades, an obese bank account, and my sanity intact.

Aeesha of Arsenal🌹✨

@Queen_Aeesha

1 year

Quote.

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1 year

@theblvckace @The_x_Dami read your tweet again and ask yourself if you took time to read and understand the original tweet.

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@fikunodusola

6 months

My abdomen feels heavy and the vaginal cramps are just warming up. I'm glad my menstrual cycle is in motion; it'll wrap up on Saturday, and I can live for the next 20 something days in peace. At least, now I know why I felt like jumping from the 3rd floor at midnight.

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@NnennaJosephs @Oluwatosin_nn Sorry, but I'm judging you. It's so funny! 😂

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11 months

@Poeticmedic1 we attend the same home church, so imagine the terror when i cross him on Sundays. he's even an altar boy. 😂

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@fikunodusola

2 years

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself. — The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

I couldn't attend my valedictory service because all the boys I rejected from SS 1-3 decided they'd "deal with me" that day. 😶

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@irikefe_ogaga

1 year

Finished from Abraka, lived off campus all my life. For those who know Abraka, I lived in monkey joint,Rugged area. My hostel was small,13 rooms only. One day while I was sleeping, heard a knock and I saw it’s one of the hostel guys who said I should come to room 4 if I wanna

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@fikunodusola

1 year

but you cannot lose what you don't have nau.

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1 year

I would have watched Peter Obi’s Chatham house engagement, but the more I listen to him speak the more I feel my IQ reduces. I can’t allow someone bring me down to the level where I’d have to be disgracing myself on National Tv. It’s definitely going to be a waste of time.

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I REALLY DID IT! Ọmọ, this is a big W for me. Social anxiety, who?????? 😂❤️

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@ulxma they forget children mirror what they see.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

My parents were childhood friends. They went to the same primary & secondary school and sang in the same choir. Fast forward, fast forward, over 25 years together, and they still make out when they think we're not looking. 😂 How did they stay so glued to each other. Why?

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

1 year

32. what interests you most in your parents life story?

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@fikunodusola

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“If they ever ask why I go home with you, I’ll tell them it’s because you’re you and you’re here, alive; because you’re mine, because you tether me to me. That’s all you’ll ever need to do. Breathe and I’ll choose you again. There, see, I choose you again.”

Bibliophiles & Vibes!

@Bibliovibes

9 months

6. What’s that one quote you can’t get over?

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@fikunodusola

2 years

The Psychology of Stupidity is the book for the month at my book club, Elysium. I look forward to the weekly discussions on it. There must be so many wise lessons to learn from stupidity. 😂

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@fikunodusola

2 years

Life is too hard to force anything. Choose the path of least resistance—go where there is love. — @reynasnoriega .

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@fikunodusola

2 years

@Mrpossidez "People can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves." Word.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

My boyfriend and I haven’t been together for long, but this is the softest and kindest relationship I’ve ever been in. He doesn’t make me feel like loving me is a chore, but a choice. and every day I'm going to give him a good reason why he chose me.

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@fikunodusola

1 year

"Sex, for me, doesn’t mean anything. Even if it did, it wouldn’t mean what it does for other people. It wouldn’t mean closeness. That’s just not how I say I love you."

zia claremont-diaz⁷

@zia_tiffah

1 year

so, you've read this book? quote it.

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@fikunodusola