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MitchThecrossGuy

@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Behind Wetin???

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3 months

I think what’s sending me the most about this Omah Lay ting is that it was all done behind a sillowet.

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7 months

The world is about balance. Rich - Poor Tall - Short Thin - Fat Wise - You.

DADDY BIG SCHLONG

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7 months

Davido wise gan. 😂 He born two just incase. 2-factor authentication. 💀

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2 months

Bullying when it’s Osimhen.

LERRY

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2 months

Finally, Onana at 60!!!!

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2 months

Unpaid internship, and you dy ask for my CGPA.

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@Mitch_TCG

11 months

When you eat this one, you’ll bin Maryland.

💕👽

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11 months

Maryland cookies 😭820 Let be poor breathe Don't suffocate them 😭

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@Mitch_TCG

11 months

“Better take another loan because this can’t be my course you’re writing..”

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@Mitch_TCG

22 days

God abeeeeeeeggggg😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

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25 days

The Iron Dome is such a wonder. Science is crazy 😭

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Guy Abeg nau How many bombs we wan handle this night?

Phoebe of CFC💙

@uniquely_PAM

4 months

Did someone just dropped a bomb in Ibadan?!!??

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2 years

@IfejesuAJ Even simping isn’t this expensive.

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@Mitch_TCG

19 days

I dy with my babe. I dy with babe. I dy with one babe. 3 distinct categories

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

Me after I assertively told her to give me her number:

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2 years

@TommyChanzz @mbrisa_ 😭

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@Mitch_TCG

17 days

Rashford leaves this summer. If we are a serious club and want a turn-around, he leaves.

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@Mitch_TCG

17 days

If you’re not educating anyone. Fuck off!

Zainab ✨💫

@_olah___

17 days

Many of you think flagyl is for abdominal pain/stooling 😂. We will meet in front

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4 months

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5 days

Guuuuuyyyyss😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😭

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5 months

Bruh!🥹

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3 months

Ibadan restaurant dun end me. Hollandia and groundnut, you call am parfait??🥲🥲

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@Sommy_bye Took longer than expected.

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2 years

@royzkingin Omo this one mad pass Wetin i reason.

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3 months

Someone slummed and died as South Africa were awarded the penalty yesterday. Always drink water when you’re tensed. When you see coaches drink water, it’s not always cause of thirst.

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Hope you know your blood pressure went up 30mins ago? Sha be careful and check yourselves. 😂

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1 year

@bouncerBT This took me out.

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2 months

@Boy_Teegee See 12th position dy talk to me.

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4 months

Birthday behavior!!!😌 Happy birthday to me! 🎂✅

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

“No carry my work go outside o..”

INEC Nigeria

@inecnigeria

1 year

Do not sell your VOTE🗳️ #NigeriaDecides2023

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22 days

Afro-shout😭😭😭😭

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@Mitch_TCG

2 months

@layiwasabi Just dropped my resignation letter at work today, so I can focus on just reposting your videos.🙏

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Make una go find new teacher. I hang boot.🙏

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Omo! The beating wey I just collect for Anagrams now. 😔

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@Mitch_TCG

2 months

@datkolzguy Whatever floats your boat.

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

@Debbybruno3 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@Mitch_TCG

7 months

We’ll be resuming tomorrow. Be there 🫵🏾😭

Wavecap Boy 🎈

@thebiscolumbo

7 months

Everybody in this estate has an dog

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

Hei God!

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2 years

@creaturemenu If you think about it, you actually ate.

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@jaydenjane23 Asides the fact that reading this has given me headache. I just dy see “I paid, I paid..” for this sapa? God when?

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

@tinugrills Tinu got grilled apparently.

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@futurestephany Now Playing: Who asked (Nobody did) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

@dejiagain Antonio Mateu Lahoz after Ronaldo plays the ball into oba of Benin palace.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

“The problem isn’t splitting bills..” “But the problem is splitting bills”

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@Oyinash_

1 year

The problem isnt splitting bills on dates cos I’m not a hungry babe, eating out is my forte with or without man. - the problem is my brain struggles to continue to see you as a romantic interest after we split bills.

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

I hate to say it, but give me Zaidu.

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

The left side of the body is controlled by the right side of the brain. So there’s an alternating function here. Therefore, left handed people have their right side of the the brain making that left hand effective for use. Stop forcing that child.

Maester

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2 years

Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet. Anything goes. 🧐🤔

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

@kusssman @the_akinyele Emi ko o, Olorun ma ni 🎶

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@chime_szn Did frontend and forgot backend.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

No news from the north. Something dy sup for that place.

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Fact

@Fact

4 months

People who feel an urge to correct other people’s grammar are actually suffering from a form of OCD: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Instant noodles are processed with a very high amount of sodium. Constant consumption will lead to a disaster on the long run like stroke, heart disease and kidney damage. We are killing ourselves, we are all guilty, we should stop eating noodles.

Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑

@MrMekzy_

1 year

What is your unpopular opinion about a food that would put you in this situation?

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Loved this scene a lot. 😂

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

What are you effortlessly good at? They wake you up by 2am to carry it out and you can do it without blinking twice. What is that thing?

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@Mitch_TCG

2 months

If you bagged 60m naira right now, would you buy a car?

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

@joinkuda Una papa. I made 7k transfer with your smelly app, it wasn’t received. I checked the status by using the transaction ID and you people told me the code doesn’t exist. Una papa again.🫵🏾

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

@medictests He’s apneic means he isn’t breathing because his tongue has fallen back to his throat blocking airflow, and removing the knife will kill him. I’m not a doctor but I’ll suggest he’s put on oxygen first or given CPR. As for the knife, melt it with intense fire to dissolve.

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@Mitch_TCG

10 months

God!!😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@_MayorBaby @_theladymo This is a huge win. Not many are able to experience greatness, I am genuinely happy and glad that you’ve achieved something huge this year and it’s just March!! You have a long way to go in life.

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Amokachi: this is a DEBBY game.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Portable, bobrisky , James brown. All in one country.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

@itsSh0la Parrotize 💀

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

Iwobi still has time to learn Data analysis.

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@Mitch_TCG

3 months

GUESS WHAT??

MitchThecrossGuy

@Mitch_TCG

3 months

This old series I just found.😭

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MitchThecrossGuy

@Mitch_TCG

3 months

I will save I will save I will save o I will save. If I don’t save Sapa will make mess of meeeeeee😭😭😭😂😂

PiggyVest

@PiggyBankNG

3 months

Place your hands on your chest and say “I’ll save like Nwabali” 🔥🇳🇬

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5 months

😭😭😭😭😭

Jenny🤎

@jeniifa_

5 months

@instablog9ja The man didn’t do well at all, and he is a woman bitter💔

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@Mitch_TCG

11 months

@ManLikeTeka Uncultured Ontop drink. Lmao Nawa 😭😭😂😂 You’re suddenly THAT GUY because you know something she doesn’t.

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@Mitch_TCG

5 days

“I dun finally catch your papa”😂😂😭😭😭😂

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Nigerian definition of a Nerd is someone who wears glasses. We go jam by 12pm today. Be there.🫵🏾

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@Mitch_TCG

18 days

Give this goat 20kg dumbbell for gym, he’ll tell you how his Doctor told him to take it easy with himself.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Fan am fan am, e go funny.

SMALLIE

@the_smallie

1 year

Who you dey influence? 😂😂

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@Mitch_TCG

9 days

Burna boy rn:😭

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

Sweet Jesus.

Audio Billonaire🔥🇺🇸

@_DannyMerry

5 months

Kindly apologies to Zlatan first.

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@Mitch_TCG

8 months

You know those music videos they play in Afmag yoruba after a movie just finished? Ehen.😢

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Had a good day.😌☺️

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

Merlin is magic. Do with this information whatever you will.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

@Tife_badass @official_touchx Mr money no dy waste time.

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

We are consuming garbage. Just take fruits very often to cleanse yourself. Why you go dy swallow awolowo sauce?😭😂😂😭

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

My generation, learn to read.

Hermaine M

@HermaineM

1 year

Another Pandemic 😩😭

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

Omo this thing too funny Lwkmd!😭😭😂😂

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MitchThecrossGuy

@Mitch_TCG

7 months

Give me your top 10 series of all time. I’ll go first. •Prison Break •Game of Thrones •Into the badlands •See •The Originals • The last Kingdom •A man called god •Hawaii 5-O •Shadow hunters •Vampire Diaries

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@Mitch_TCG

7 months

Sorry I’ve been away for a while, guys. We’ll be resuming soon.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Urhobo men thread. 😢 😔

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Onana isn’t coming back this week.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

The man Ned stark. What’s your honest opinion about him?

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@Modup_d @UgwunnaEjikem @Auntyadaa Where’s the joke? Or is it you?

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

@dayoice See breadwinner.

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

@oabiose I already feel foolish from just reading the topic on the screen. 😔

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

The first time I knew Odunlade. 😭😭😂😂😂

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@Mitch_TCG

4 months

Sweet Jesus.😔

Cruise-lord 👑

@ola_bode42

4 months

@DAMIADENUGA Do they told him to market this fish for 5m and he didn’t decline? 😭😭😭

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@Mitch_TCG

25 days

@123456berhitung Wakeup from your slumber.

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

I dun die!

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MitchThecrossGuy

@Mitch_TCG

1 year

That being said, let’s learn a couple tonight. 1. Denigrate -belittle someone 2. Equanimity -maintaining composure in stressful situations 3. Fatuous -devoid of intelligence 4. Iconoclast -someone who criticizes or attacks cherished ideas and beliefs

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Learn a new word everyday.

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@Mitch_TCG

7 months

Our classes commence at noon every Tuesday and Thursday. Please make every effort to attend. 😭🫵🏾

riri's forehead🌹

@hephystaceyy

7 months

I have 1k to spear this week on sporty. Anyone who is real good at it should dm 🥹

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@Mitch_TCG

2 years

@SMiTHiE___ That space between the cap and your head can contain two relationships.

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

365 days is exhausting because you’re texting more than one person.

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

My brain every 2 mins: Smada ahhh, Smada eehhh!

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@Mitch_TCG

6 months

Sancho go just dy burst Lil baby for room.🫵🏾😭

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@Mitch_TCG

5 months

@lara_jojoo Na half egg go dy inside. You fit rent the Space wey go dy center .

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Even me wey dy Ibadan dy feel this harassment.😂😂😂😌😭😭😂😂😂

Babajide Sanwo-Olu

@jidesanwoolu

1 year

My fellow Lagosians, I am passionate about the people of Lagos and I remain committed to creating a better future for all residents. As we countdown to Saturday, lets look back on some of our work in the last four years and how they confirm that indeed a #GreaterLagosRising .

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@Mitch_TCG

1 year

Can we have our naira notes now?