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law student • aspiring software engineer • || building @HopiumDao_ || intern @monad_xyz

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Joined January 2019

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@chime_szn

chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

25 days

Good evening, twitter. I'm happy to update this with the information that we have successfully raised the amount needed for Benaiah's surgery, and he has undergone his much needed shunt surgery. His mom is grateful for all the help, and Benaiah is still being monitored.

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good evening, twitter. this post comes after a period of deliberation, and i have come to the conclusion that i need your help. please save my second cousin. his name is Benaiah Success, a 6 month old child who was diagnosed with hydrocephalus 6 weeks from his birth.

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no goal commentary comes close to this, "ankara messi"

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"now, we have a very great person in our midst..." guest pastor:

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university students to their parents every two weeks

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salah scoring on sallah day. eid is what eid is.

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y'all won't believe who i saw in lekki today

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"i'm in front of your hostel, come outside"

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Y'all are still using Androids and iPhones to tweet? Lmao

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burna boy at shatta wale's house in ghana

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osimhen hold up play so good, you'd know he grew up in Lagos.

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The number of Champions League trophies that Arsenal possesses.

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One major difference between Burna Boy and Peruzzi is that one can dance gbese, but the other one is owing gbese.

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unilag girls screaming in their hostels cos dispatch rider don bring valentine package. meanwhile, na dead silence dey boy's hostels. focus on yourself, young Kings.

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5 years

Come to the parlour and greet Uncle Gbenga

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nobody: me preparing to say "o wa" inside danfo:

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4 years

y'all still using androids and iphones to tweet?

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3 years

i see, i saw. i see snake, agwo. i run, mbawa oso.

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AirDrop Hub GMonad

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Where are the poets on my tl? Make a poem from this.

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Anthony Joshua after becoming a Marlian and winning another belt.

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@rapalert4 this man hopped on a beat completely different from his flow and still managed to make it sound like all the songs in his discography. the real pandemic.

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JSS 1A boys going to JSS 1B to fight for duster

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I'm dead 😂😂😭

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hit the like button, it’s actually cool #OverTheMoon

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My friend bought a female horse for his stallion two years ago, since the male horse was feeling lonely. The irony of it was that my friend just broke up with his girlfriend of two weeks, but those horses are still in a stable relationship 😭😭

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O jewa ke eng ?

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2 years

y'all really talking about workplace experiences?

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@MailOnline "in agreement" 🤪🤪

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4 years

Oya, tell your daddy how you blocked my slap and attempted to murder me in this house.

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me: "i'll be travelling to that place tomorrow" my mom:

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nobody: lojay on monalisa:

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nobody: zinoleesky:

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nobody: me in jss1:

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5 years

My cousin has a boyfriend who always cooks jollof rice with sachet tomato paste for her whenever she's ill. We've started calling him Gino because he truly cares.

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Keabetswe🌬

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O jewa ke eng ?

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3 years

playstore: removes adamu garba's crowwe app everybody at twitter hq:

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3 years

catch me?

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4 years

When you mistakenly call your sugar daddy by his first name, and he asks you whether your dad didn't teach you any manners.

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4 years

When your birthday is 4/04/1994

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2 years

@BleacherReport @thehapablonde he said:

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@DrewIsAnApe @DudespostingWs here's an L for you, Drew

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3 years

freshers chronicles

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my unilag school fees just moved from 16k to 100,075 naira. the 6x wey i no see for nft, i see am for school 🫵🏽🤣

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4 years

nobody: me to raw spaghetti:

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Maester Kóòṣò, of the Visual Mysteries.

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Bomboclaat

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5 years

Passing over here with a plane and dropping a bomb made of Yoruba stew >>>>>>>>>>>>

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3 years

guy she wants O | guy that /|\ likes her / | \ O / \ /|\ her / \ || / \ / \ 읏

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@MailOnline everything i know about the smiths, i know against my will

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In Primary 5, a girl named Ogechi was pained that I rejected her advances. So, she lied that I like going under the table pretending to look for my biro, just to look at her pant. They gave me 12 strokes that day. 😑 Ogechi, I hope you've made it in life now.

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O jewa ke eng ?

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those boys call you scholar, bear no hand in their carryover.

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If I sleep now, 6 people are going to fail this course

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4 years

They're dragging Dreylo like thief that stole iPhone 11 in Computer Village 😩😩

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4 years

Somebody said that the difference between Cardi B and Naira Marley's strip club videos is that Cardi was using hers to uplift women. Months on this app has convinced me that 60 watts bulbs are brighter than some people. 🤡

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3 years

me when i catch my ewa agoyin seller calling another person, "fine boy"

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chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

5 years

Last night, I had a nightmare where some scientists cloned me and made a smaller version of me that loves eating chin-chin. So, anytime I looked at the clone in that dream, I would always see a Minimie. 😪

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Keabetswe🌬

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O jewa ke eng ?

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chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

3 years

"sir, it's our duster that they took"

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3 years

*person enters toxic relationship in Nigeria macbook:

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wizkid: i'm still a winner, winner, winner, winner, winner pastor oyedepo:

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When you come back home from UNILAG hostel, but your parents tell you to keep your bag outside and stand under hot sun for 2 hours, because of bedbug.

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2 years

ah fitness...

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5 years

Most football fans do not seem to understand why Mendy and Otamendi do not usually start together. Apparently, the reason lies in the fact that Otamendi is simply Mendy's enemy. 😪

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O jewa ke eng ?

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3 years

i'm dead 😭😭😭

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fireboy to ed sheeran after the remix:

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simi you can't simi

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Once upon a time, Twitter NG experienced a phenomenon unlike any one which it had ever seen. You see, there arose a great bickering among influencers that it attracted the attention of the gods and to teach them a lesson, they were sent back in time. A THREAD

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let's goooo....

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When you tell a Titan to ask God for mercy.

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Law Students admiring First Class after Year 3 results

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Bomboclaat

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Having group sex with Igbo men is just an Orji.

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big 20🎈

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4 years

Reporter: So, where you expecting to lose to Liverpool last week? Pep Guardiola: Well, to be frank....... Lampard:

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Baby❤️🌶🌶🌶🥵

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I’m owing someone 100k 😭😭 ironu ti ba mi 😂 who sent me to borrow money bayi? 😫

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final year students preparing for their project defence.

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i believe that Trent Alexander Arnold has a Christian father and a Muslim mother, cos cross and inshallah

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2 years

fave, ayra starr and tems on a song

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Igbo girls can't relate.

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Love and Ego don’t play on the same team

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You said that No, I said you don't love that I already the food that hate it. I cooked!!

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Reekado, call me.

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nobody: tinsel:

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You'll never see the end of me.

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Bro, mc Oluomo brought water to alausa protest and they stoned the bus, lmfaooooooo 😭😭

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Bella Shmurda's acceptance speech at the #14thHeadies today

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An uncle of mine recently promised me a Casio watch, but later told me that he was joking and had no intention to do so. Now, I and my siblings have started calling him 60 seconds because he didn't minute.

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Keabetswe🌬

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unilag event: "one food tag per person" me:

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reopen our schools 🙏🏽

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tiwa: your nyash is the dirtiest in this industry dr. anu:

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stages of birthday cake theft

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My middle name is Chibuike, meaning God is strength. In Secondary School, my Yoruba classmates and teacher changed it to Shibiike, meaning plastic spoon. If they were merciful, they’d put “oni” in the middle. E still dey pain me. 😭😭

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Sarah

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Yesterday, my boss gifted me with an exercise book in celebration of his daughter's birthday. Now, I have a one week event that I need to attend and I'm afraid to ask for a leave, since he already gave me 40 yesterday. 😭

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Keabetswe🌬

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pastor: "so, last night i had a vision..." mumy G.O:

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I’m here to tell y’all that I have no recollection of this happening. Do you think I’ll still be in Nigeria if someone gave me a whole N5bn? Do better.

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Channels Television

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Otedola Donates N5bn To Charity.

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@Abiwapele @Inzaghi1 @Mafipe "Mosquitoes too are good to the eco system, e daakun don't kill them all oo"

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Burna Boy's mom was the one who gave him the stage name that he uses now. Apparently, this inspiration came when she just gave birth to him and the doctor told her "Madam, you don born a boy"

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My junior sister recently performed "Titanium" at a school event; but she had stage fright and asked for the stage lights to be put off. The only problem was that everyone in the audience could hear her voice, but couldn't Sia.

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O jewa ke eng ?

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O fe ka mi o, mo ya look away

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cantwell, chilwell and cresswell all in the premier league next season. well, well, well... 😏

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Me following my lecturer around the Faculty, because I need to understand how I got E in his course.

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"I need a man who will multiply the affection he has for his family, when it comes to me." Sorry ooo, five loaves of bread and two fishes. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #RedFlag

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*Wizkid drops #GhettoLove . Nigerians: "This song is trash, Wizkid lacks lyrical content. He's not our goat anymore." *Same Nigerians two weeks later:

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When you think your Samsung screen is starting to turn black after cracking, but it's only your eyes that's going blind.

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Send me your CV, let me see what I can do.

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chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

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Recently, I did a research and proposed that my tailor would work faster on my clothes if he listened to American music while working. So, I introduced him to "Look what you made me do" and to my surprise, this tailor was very swift.

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Keabetswe🌬

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chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

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this is the only time you can retweet this

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@chime_szn

chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

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how women withdraw from the ATM

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@chime_szn

chimé thé schémér (evm/acc) 🟦

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I tried changing my Gmail password to "Fourteen.Days", but Google said that it was two week.

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