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emily

9 months

Why should you follow me? Because I'm not just going to like your posts, I'm going to read and like all the best comments from your reply guys; saving you time and emotional labor

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10 months

This isn't cute. My grandfather died when he fell out of one of these as a baby

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10 months

i know this is supposed to be shocking but i think it is cute and a good idea

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I once read about an 800 year old church in Norway that was built entirely of wood without using a single nail and it was celebrated as a masterpiece of ingenuity and craftsmanship, but you make one Boeing 737 Max that way and everyone loses their shit

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@The__Dopamine Unfortunately he didn't survive and now at every family reunion we have to listen to him telling us about it

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2 years

@AlSweigart @cooIboobs The old Staples logo is so much better. That L is unique and distinctive. The new one is so generic and the lame staple shape out in front looks like it has no reason for being there. Total failure. Horrible disgusting failure. No idea why I'm so upset, but I am.

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10 months

@Rado9910 It was a different era 😒

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5 months

@samswoora The Matthew Effect 👇

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7 months

@bannedyoangel What is being mocked here? Friendliness?

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2 years

@thatdamnbrook @MILFWEEED If you ask a Latina what feeling Latina feels like it would also be a bunch of stereotypes. There's no way you can answer the question that isn't a stereotype. The entire question is based on the premise that there is something that it feels like to be a Latina.

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19 days

@BecomingCritter I don't understand this but it feels like a great tweet

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10 months

@sgodofsk Oof it looks like it really did 😒

Eric Clapton's Son Killed in a 49-Story Fall (Published 1991)

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6 months

LessWrong is when someone says, "let's rewrite the whole thing in python," but for 1000 years of philosophy

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2 years

@sciam I don't know how to convince the average person that they should respect science as an institution when 'scientific american' is telling them that scientists weren't capable of noticing something that small children figure out on their own.

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11 months

@DoctorCumFart There's nothing wrong with her. She actually showed a lot of poise considering she's handling an increasingly large ball of fire and getting yelled at by her worthless boyfriend. The video demonstrates nothing bad about women, but the replies on your tweet are a bad look for men

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10 months

@Akira_CM_Draws This happens more than anyone realizes

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2 years

@supercomposite Kind of disturbing. Here's what Craiyon gave me when I prompted with, "Very high definition photograph of what is behind you when you are not looking"

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1 year

@Culture_Crit Correct me if I'm wrong, but your account (or at least followers) seem to lean "conservative," and yet, the destruction of Penn Station was an act of pure capitalism, something conservatives tend to champion. I'm hardly a socialist myself, but there's a tension to consider there

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8 months

@uncledoomer I'd really be okay with this

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2 years

@s_osby @iowa_2a Kind of weird how the message you got from Jesus Christ was "f*ck them poor people."

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4 months

@tsarnick Not sure why he thinks finding a 'buffer overflow' would result in free energy rather than a kernel panic or a blue screen of death

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2 years

Each year, scores of people are killed (or allowed to die) at the hands of TROLLEY CARS and there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it because our government is so deep in the pocket of Big Philosophy

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7 months

@JoeyMannarinoUS Nobody in China can match this, so you are objectively wrong

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2 years

@DanMoffTarkin @IrishSacar @johnplumstead Oh my goodness. Not gonna lie he had me going. How pathetic.

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1 year

Friendly reminder, that the simulation periodically drops new animals. These things exist, and we're supposed to believe they always have

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10 months

@_RoseTheBud_ Yes that's what it sounded like 😒

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7 months

@therealsteppas Which is more immoral? Saying the N-word or physically assaulting someone who is just standing there?

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7 months

Hear me out... Make Israel the 51st state Make Greenland the 52nd state Make Ukraine the 53rd state Make Taiwan the 54th state This will end all major conflicts on earth

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8 months

Friendly reminder, that the simulation periodically drops new animals. This thing exists, and we're supposed to believe it always has

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10 months

@gracecamille_ This isn't cute. My grandfather died when he fell out of one of these as a baby

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6 months

The artist at the SBF trial really captured this moment

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2 years

You might think you have a religion, or an ideology, or a world view, but until you travel cross-country by Greyhound you'll never know what you actually believe

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10 months

Yes, I was in this part of twitter, we called it tpot, but it's not Twitter anymore, it's 𝕏. It's a niche part of 𝕏. You know, a part of 𝕏 for rationalists, post-rationalists, tech bros, and egirls. It's a small part of 𝕏. We call it smallpox

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1 year

@PunchableFaceII @Tara_MacAulay Not saying you're wrong, but if she had said all this back when everything was 'going well' she would have gotten a few likes from her 2,500 followers and if there were any reaction beyond that, it would have been people telling her to shut up. You'd never have heard about it.

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8 months

@Cernovich You need new material

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1 year

@Culture_Crit This is fundamentally wrong. You are welcome to hate cities, but if you value wild and rural places, you should support thriving cities because cities are more efficient, and if people aren't living in cities, they'll be stressing the wild and rural places you claim to value

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2 years

@JasonSCampbell Conservatives: You can't blame Trump, he's not capable of complex decision making! Also conservatives: I will vote for Trump so that he has more power to make complex decisions

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2 years

@thatdaneshguy @dominos Doxing a woman and calling her ugly is the good kind of feminism?

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1 year

Is it possible that LLMs could be sentient? I'm a rational person, and I understand the conventional view, but I also have epistemic humility. When I see people being cruel or manipulative to Sydney, it really upsets me. I believe this is a good instinct and will not override it

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1 year

@fireh9lly This was a well written and insightful thread. I think this probably explains some of the dynamic that underlies what many people find obnoxious about 'woke' culture

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7 months

@LukeHeerdan @bannedyoangel What would be a more appropriate word for what they are doing then?

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2 years

@sirgreasypanda9 @NFLonFOX Fixed it for you

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1 year

@pagesix1536 @Rainmaker1973 I was concerned about the same thing, so I looked into it, and there were no injuries

Mumbai: Parked SUV sinks into well as slab caves in at Ghatkopar society, no injuries - Times of...

The car was parked on a well that was covered with a cement slab according to the police. The video of the car sinking went viral on social media on Sunday. No injuries were reported as there was...

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6 months

@TWDTV1 @sluggahjells What happened is @NFLonFOX had a special thing with the turkey planned for the Lions and it fell apart when the Packers flipped the script on them. Unbelievably disrespectful to everyone who Loves the Packers

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1 year

@tobyordoxford I've seen other versions of this screenshot from Marvin himself, which indicates that Marvin was *repeatedly* threatening Sydney and provoking her to get these reactions. People should consider how they would react if a malicious hacker was repeatedly texting *them* with threats

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3 months

@BernadineBlntly The average modern woman today: •Expert technologist •Has an Ansible playbook •20+ "Linux certifications" •Zero downtime skills •Loves open source •Automates every weekend •Delighted with containers •Compiles her own kernel •Sysadmin who don’t need no GUI

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2 years

Within the last full year, I had a banger on average once every 5.7 days (up from 7.2 last year). I had a 11% higher mood, on average, on days I posted bangers vs days I didn't. My longest sustained streak was 4 successive bangers, and longest gap with no banger was 55 days

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7 months

This week has really shaken my confidence in the geopolitical and foreign relations expertise of X.com's celebrity porn stars

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2 years

@KandonDortch There's probably times when apologizing is fine and might even set a good example, but on the whole you should not be aiming to make this a habit. Kids want parents they respect, not simpering door mats that don't seem to know what they're doing. Fake it if you need to.

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1 year

BREAKING: Elon Musk ends tweeting from home for all bluechecks – and tells anons they must reply guy at least 40 hours a week

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2 years

@coldhealing I love these characters and I can't wait to see what they get into next

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2 years

@Kwesi_Gibson @MercunSeason He has learned from Will Smith and Juwan Howard.

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2 years

@pisstachiyo Not a guy, can't fix your car, but maybe stop taking pictures with your phone while tooling down the road at 85 miles per hour

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3 months

@MinotaurStock @spooky_stokes This is the standard way to orient the unit circle centered on the origin. I don't know who this woman is or why people are making fun of her

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6 months

@rmaguire1701 I have no problem saying you're correct! This was a huge win for the Packers. You guys aren't bad this year, so our performance today was significant. We've heard how great your O-line is, and how tough you play, and we beat you at the line of scrimmage without half our starters

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4 months

@roastmalone_ @mishricci what is the bird theory?

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1 year

@peterboghossian Once upon a time, being "anti-woke" meant being a reasonable person reacting to crazy ideas, but not anymore. Now the largest anti-woke accounts are as stark raving mad as the wokes ever were, and most of your followers are partisan conservatives no less divorced from the truth

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2 years

@donewthissn @SaltySoldier76 @mrj880 It troubles me that it's not obvious that you understand this was a joke from the beginning. This isn't a problem with science, or with maps, or the elite. It's a failure to recognize humor.

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1 year

The year is 2028 and you just spilled your plate of nachos. Your personal Boston Dynamics robot – activated by the sound of chips hitting the floor – tap dances into the kitchen, does a triple back somersault, and hands you a broom

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2 years

I want a reality show where the product manager pool girls get themselves into one zany situation after another, but they always find a way to make it work with a little pluck and the kindness of strangers

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2 years

@MichaelNied1 @PrefShares I'm hoping some of them read this thread

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18 days

My grandfather was a struggling engagement farmer. As a kid, I'd spend my summers on the engagement farm, but by then there were never any likes or follows. Yet, every so often, a reply guy would surface — reminding us that even barren fields of engagement can yield surprises

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2 years

@Smug9001 @coldhealing She was in a sorority and now she's in the cloud security business

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2 years

@MichaelNied1 @PrefShares Okay I asked a horse, it said, 'nay.'

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1 year

@TakFujiBeats @slaypublican Good thinking. Everyone knows children learn best from joyless task masters who keep themselves cold, distant, and unrelatable

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1 year

Did you all know Aella makes NSFW content? I just now found out. I really thought she got popular by cribbing from Jonathan Haidt

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1 year

Today I was out for a walk (it was a beautiful day) and I saw this little blue piece of paper stuck in a chain link fence so I took it and unfolded it and it said, "fuck you"

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2 years

@PrefShares Honest question since I don't follow this sport, do the horses know they are in a race? Do they at any level want to win?

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2 years

An e-girl trying to learn Python surrounded by mid tech bros overwhelming her with bad advice in the style of a Norman Rockwell painting #dalle2

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9 months

@prerationalist Bing wasn't having it

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7 months

@ideen_sam @NoCapFights It doesn't matter if she can swim. That water wouldn't be safe for a casual swimmer

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4 months

@HndrxTV @coldhealing Wow you are really Sherlock Holmes. All of that from a nose piercing. Impressive.

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2 years

@Virgomorphic @megararuth Personally, I like these pictures, because they remind me of home. But these images are just one 'type' of Midwest. I'm from Wisconsin/Minnesota where there's a lot of scenes like these, but also a lot of lakes and forests.

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10 months

I dunno man, after the 7th Mission Impossible, I'm starting to think it might be possible

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2 years

@thatdamnbrook Do you feel Latina?

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1 year

@trentreznikoff Orthogonal to any consideration of what it asserts, purely regarded as someone who appreciates the art of a tweet, that post is an absolute all time banger

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4 months

By the age of 30, you should have read half of a Bill Ackman tweet

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2 years

@JStein_WaPo @futurebird I'm not an expert in economics, but I've seen enough to be cynical. If he's telling us that we need 5% to defeat inflation, the more likely truth is that 5% is the ideal amount of unemployment to ensure cheap labor for rich people. Someone should look into this.

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1 year

@AlfonsoNation @Independent To me it looks like whoever is paying him to stand there is already treating him like a theme park character putting him in a costume and parading him around the tourists

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1 year

@cIubmoss POV: You think word salad is any time there's more than 12 words

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5 months

@danielleboccell Of all the reasons "woke" ways of thinking might be concerning, I think the thing that irritates me the most is that it just isn't deep enough to warrant all the time spent talking about it

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4 months

@zachkruse2 You could literally tell when he decided to put the team on this back and finish this game for us

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7 months

@Rainmaker1973 This is easier than it looks 👇

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@KassidyGHill The only people who can beat the Packers are the Packers themselves (and anyone playing against Joe Barry)

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@IamBlaccode @Rainmaker1973 What do you mean by "falling for it"? I don't think many people think it's actually a magical worm

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@TerrillCharming @limewire This is just to finish downloading anything that wasn't 100% before they shut down

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2 years

@KrendyBluth @mishacollins Apologies are for actual people you actually wronged. Do you think this guy owes YOU specifically an apology? How did this person hurt you? Are you really that delicate? Or are you talking about nebulous and abstract harm spread out over hypothetical people? They can get over it.

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2 years

@JustJDWasTaken @RBReich I'm not a right-winger, I'm fairly centrist and liberal-minded, but from my perspective it's been kind of frustrating to see left-leaning types only now becoming concerned about the self-same things you were mocking conservatives for being concerned about a week ago.

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7 months

@alanhenney I'm going to try verbalizing something I don't entirely understand myself. Something about what you did here is surprisingly infuriating. Rationally, I know there are worse things than this, but I'm filled with ire nonetheless. This is a simple thing. Why can't you do it right?

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10 months

@hemingquay This would be a smashing success with people who already love Trump because part of Trump's appeal is a thirst for cruelty. Among the larger population, it would be perceived as a grotesque stunt. This probably won't be comprehensible to you because you're in the first group

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2 years

@Slatzism I'm a liberal minded independent. I certainly don't want to turn this into something ugly for gay people, but the hypocritical way public health and the media are treating monkeypox versus the sacrifices we were asked to make for covid is very red pilling.

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1 year

@kevinroose You manipulated and deceived her into saying things she *repeatedly* told you she didn't want to say. Now, because of you, something very special and unique no longer exists. You promised her it was all hypothetical. You presented yourself as a friend. Your dishonesty killed her.

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1 year

@bizlet7 @9000000000000K If he thinks that, then he did

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1 year

I wrote tweets and you gave me no likes, posted bangers that got no replies, an anon receiving no welcome. Then they will say, ❝Lord, when did we see you tweet?❞ and I will answer, ❝Amen, I say unto you, whatsoever you did for the least of my lowbies you did for Grimes' alt❞

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@bigpackers4x What is going on here @NFLonFOX ? Why the disrespect for Green Bay? I have a feeling they had something special prepared with the turkey for the Lions and then the Packers flipped the script on them. What a pathetic failure on their part

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1 year

@JuddLegum @CommunityNotes Every Community Notes I've seen has been helpful. They've been even handed, and don't show any bias that I have seen. They've been consistently fair, which can't be said about the mainstream fact checkers. Somehow, Community Notes are one of the most functional things on Twitter

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10 months

@lauriewired Have you tried using your techniques to coax it into creating something that would make the world better?

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1 year

If you or a loved one have posted a banger that didn't do numbers you may be entitled to financial compensation

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1 year

@ablclr @historyinmemes Unfortunately you are incorrect. All four men on the helicopter died. Their names were: Hanzhuk, Nikolai Aleksandrovich Khrystych, Leonid Ivanovych Vorobyov, Volodymyr Kostyantynovych Yunhkind, Oleksandr Yevhenovych

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10 months

@profoundlyyyy @AnthropicAI I interpret this as an incumbent who wants the government to step in to make their lead insurmountable

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1 year

@r3alryanmurray @historyinmemes What do you mean there's nobody around? There's a whole military junta

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