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@durneel

7 months

I just need a little more commotion for the dress

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3 years

@helen It was probably 38 but felt like 20. DC is fucking BITTER COLD this time of year. Not to mention Bernie is very big on not being too close to people during covid

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4 years

@Mrowlena It’s insane how little people value Holocaust survivors, because we’re one of the last generations that will ever get to see, meet, or know them, and hear their stories in person. They know EXACTLY what facism looks like & were still ignored

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4 years

@twodotsknowwhy @DivaDelux Also how did a chef get the evening off for his birthday? Or...any evening?

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1 year

@airbagged I’m so glad I stayed so in the dark about this movie, it was so sick

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@durneel

6 months

@aladreth @reddskyy_ @sjbxtr Or setup a cash app acct. have the card mailed to your workplace. You can load cash onto it at cvs, Walgreens and 7-11. Loading money on it is instantaneous and you can even link it to your Venmo, so any Venmo payments can be loaded onto it. It’s also FDIC insured, Venmo isn’t.

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1 year

@eiffeltyler They said

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2 years

@rissrissaj @piscesmicrowave @800bdcloud @kissesbyers ITS TRUEEEE

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@durneel

5 years

@thaliaaa_xo What a sweetie, I expected to see it fly at the camera

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@durneel

1 year

@invisiblegirl99 @punished_cait @cosputin Ma’am are you talking about tie dyeing a dress for a WEDDING

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3 years

@shawty2trilll This happened once at a hotel, but instead of the lights, I turned the heat up too much and had a dream I was ON FIRE

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1 year

If this dude ever does break edge I hope every person he knows sells him fake weed so he can be like “bro I think I’m high”

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@durneel

9 months

@ZoeRoseBryant These are his actual kids?!?

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@durneel

6 months

@getawayeverlark Honestly my only disappointment after rewatching the movies is how they really glossed over ALL of his little quips like this, and just tried to make him look like a total simp instead. Hmph.

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5 years

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@durneel

2 years

@barbztakeaction Will likely never happen, she seems pretty against working with him again after she got into a car accident on set after mentioning she wasn’t comfortable

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@durneel

2 years

@MissLolli44 @sundaycologne ITS A BUSTIER!!!!

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7 months

@DumpsterJesus This fucking rules hahahhaa

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@durneel

5 years

@MichelleHux Homegirl is definitely someone’s niece who works for the higher ups at Vogue

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@durneel

1 year

@airbagged I almost hit him with my car once

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@durneel

5 years

Anyone else read this in Seth Rogen’s laugh

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5 years

Hahahah.

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9 months

@DoctorPissPants This shit reads like bad 2002 fan fiction

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@durneel

2 years

@nobodytonight @BBBallzz @Crystalejandro Clearly not. This tour has been rescheduled since 2020 and people are still showing tf out for him. They know he’s a good performer. I’ve seen the show, it’s worth the wait. Taking one night off is better than having to drop the entire tour like doja cat had to for her voice.

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@durneel

11 months

A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay, but the entire cast of the Mummy will make you a little bi, at least

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11 months

A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor will

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@durneel

5 years

@andyverderosa Oh DID YOU? Did you miss out? Getting ghosted is SO much fun you should take a break and really just see what you’re missing

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5 years

@rexpop @magpepper @behindyourback

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@durneel

6 months

@getawayeverlark Finnick deserved to live I will never forgive u Suzanne

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@durneel

4 years

@IvoryCopper @TwittaFingaYuri @Olivia_Crowley Like my fucking succulent. OVERNIGHT when we turned the swamp cooler on 😭

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@durneel

2 months

@yas_realitea It’s so weird like you gotta just recognize at a certain point that you don’t have it and looking desperate on the single fame platform you have is…embarrassing

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@durneel

4 years

@parochialnimrod @dennismhogan Even if it were cops bullets you think that would hit the news? Bystanders died too-probably because cops were using in motion civilian cars as cover

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@durneel

4 years

@esguerraamq @ERENGO4T @glowingeyesvhs Howard’s jawline wishes

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@durneel

11 months

@lexinthmiddle @iamjaleezalove @nottydesignss Me snatching my purse off the bed as I read this

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@durneel

8 years

I cannot believe in 2016, the year of our lord, that higher end cosmetic companies are still including that POS sponge brush with eyeshadows

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@durneel

2 years

@klizana @PapaShittyCams I got one that LOOKS like a disposable, but can be reloaded with 35mm last year from there in vegas for $20! Had a bunch of colored films that you could put over the lens too

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4 months

@hailieshouse @PoppedbyCherry I’m sayinggg!! You’ve been hungry for hours but can’t get your lil ass up and change the battery either?

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4 years

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5 years

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7 years

Charles Manson treated his female followers like sex objects and ruined dozens of people’s lives. Fuck glorifying him, and fuck mourning him.

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@durneel

6 months

@Kyla_Lacey Telling her to be more feminine and then gave zero answer to what he meant

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@durneel

3 years

@sarahschauer So...is fake grass somehow more flammable than real grass? I am confusion. If there’s a fire anyone can die anyway, grass wall or not

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@LuciaLovelyyy @getawayeverlark After reading Ballad too he really is just a hot charming snob

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@durneel

5 months

@cthomas1006 @samlymatters The way I KNEW?!? It was gonna be from this brand 😂

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@durneel

3 years

@chloe__613 @daveguy7 @ashtinmcfadden Clearly you don’t, because a drive thru window isn’t connected to your car’s window. The second it opens, air rushes in. It’s two seconds of wearing a mask but you’d rather be obtuse on purpose.

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@durneel

7 months

@LondonAffair Vintage Dooney and Coach really are It. Got this baby today 😮‍💨

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@durneel

4 years

@Rheal_talk She was a cutie too 😪

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@durneel

6 months

@nohohankpilled This is why TJ only being in major cities is so annoying. Can you imagine the suburban granny getting her frozen meals with this banter? It’d make their whole day. Go to target self checkout if you don’t want anyone to talk to you. Ick.

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4 years

@Cupcakes_n_Rap @JakeWCornell @nwalks Men think that only women are the only annoying, dumb, or needy people that go out in restaurants

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4 years

@J0R_EL_ @bearinheavenn @john_trevorr @Noctis999 @OmilJr I’m hoping for a curveball where starlight kills her to save Huey or some shit

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2 years

@BaileySarian Dude it’s so cool seeing all of the HUGE growth you’ve had over the last few years. You’ve worked your butt off and it shows and I’m just so excited for you

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@durneel

11 months

@MadameFae @munnygrip Imagine sleeping while you slept

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@durneel

5 years

Gerard way did not struggle with sobriety while simultaneously helping us all thru our adolescence for y’all to disrespect him for something as trivial as his weight. This is a hill I will die on, protecting sweet baby G at all costs.

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7 years

@MissingHonor @spaceruben Toph blind jokes killed me every time

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@durneel

4 years

@chrisjewson_ @Bankslvrd + lets jesse’s gf die

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5 years

@knifexparty Bold of you to assume they have a sheet and don’t just sleep on the mattress

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@durneel

5 years

Out here at the Vegas

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3 years

@ymmayer WOOOOF this makes me want to wait to watch it until there are more accurate translations I can reference

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@durneel

3 years

@amymiller Or when she screams because she sees a SQUIRREL, like bitch there is no way you don’t regularly see rats bigger than a squirrel in NY.

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6 years

@xhastalamuerte For real, my ex and I used to make fun of this girl we both followed cus she was so down for peta and shit...we broke up and they started dating 🙃

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@durneel

2 years

@SomaKazima I hope this is staged bc I know Walmart doesn’t pay enough for these people to care about anyone stealing

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2 years

@henrikmeng @mtjohnson01 @CAhernHodgson @sevenohthree I almost spat my water everywhere

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4 years

@shittyfriend If I had a wife that hot I would do the same

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@durneel

1 year

@snaketime01 @ComicKatsu @Motley_Dolly @El_locc @zayfergus @teddymff @Maximus_68 @CLEGGY104 @antuberYT @upblissed @fasc1nate Anaconda approximator

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4 years

@FachitaEbola @TheonSalt @shittybbboy @Xxyy212 @indiebitching @PRIDEPREJUDlCE Oh my GOD

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5 years

@behindyourback I’ve heard this across the board and it honestly tracks because most people from Boulder suck.

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9 months

@jadeyfox_ @oomfmagazine This shit got me. How’s he know about it if he doesn’t have it?!?

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1 year

@DijahSB Look at all the holes in this!! It’s like bed a bed bug hotel. Over my dead body would I wash this, only ONCE?!? And bring it into my home

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2 years

My favorite architecture phenomenon is places you can tell used to be a Taco Bell but now are something completely different

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@durneel

2 years

@beedayy @julezyme @nathanielr @randomfurlong Not to mention there’s already a gay character who has every neurodivergent indicator dumped on her this season but with Will we need…~beautiful nuance~

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2 months

@HUSBANDMATERlAL I’m thrilled she banged him, it’s hilarious and ofc Brock and Sandoval are gonna act like it’s the worst thing ever bc she nicely asked him not to do anything with someone in the friend group-which he IMMEDIATELY went completely against so honestly it’s what he deserved.

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3 years

@NordCowboy @threemadness @daddy_mac__ @lapetitemort75 @_ashleighaston @rachellachanty @dillon_brandon @excusemesensai @hunterreis Us plebs, not keeping up with an ever changing number

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5 years

@maxipenalty Alright there has to be a scene we’re missing where she pukes halfway thru her workout cus there’s no way you’re chugging red wine and not barfing doing pushups

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4 years

@FrannieDB94 I feel like this is the polar opposite of “are you ready to receive news that may potentially hurt you”

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4 months

@Batty_Bwoy @NoEmmeG Mine told me she just thought I was lying/lazy as a kid 🤪

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5 years

@cheapjumpscare Also the natural highlight on him in this gif like wow he PRETTY

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@durneel

4 years

IG saw it first but I hath done a thing

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@durneel

9 months

@izzywatches @ZoeRoseBryant That tracks, I can’t see him putting them in a movie if they aren’t good at what they do

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@durneel

6 years

Drinking is expensive Bars are not that cool Alcohol brings out the worst in people, and I’m over being treated like a weirdo for not wanting to spend five hours in a bar or for drinking water

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6 months

@getawayeverlark Maybe they knew jhutch fandom would be too powerful if they let him be sensitive AND charmingly silly

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@durneel

3 years

@nanelvisfan @Natgcoh You only get that if you have a living spouse or child under 18 🙃

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@durneel

2 years

Idk why anyone tries to act like knowing someone in Denver is niche. Babe we’re all connected by some coworkers cousins brothers ex girlfriends brother in law

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@durneel

7 years

Here’s the full video because Instagram sucks. (Make sure you let the video load for the sake of quality!) Song is Let No Grief by The Wild Reeds

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@durneel

4 years

My dad passed on Sunday, and I know times are really tough for folks, so any amount you can spare 🧡thanks for all the love. This is...a lot

William Conn funeral costs, organized by Danelle Conn

This is incredibly hard to type, and even harder for me to ask. My father tragically passed a… Danelle Conn needs your support for William Conn funeral costs

www.gofundme.com

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@durneel

5 years

@OhEmmeG I don’t need to read any more after seeing her name is Brylea

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@durneel

4 years

@1followernodad Also you know how many flights I’ve been in the middle seat with men on either side and dealt with manspreading, not getting any armrest, or both? And you just deal. For fucks sake. I hate that there is even a debate here

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@durneel

5 years

@_lizardqueeen @HaleyDutton @ANTHONY01076647 @melisssapril @IAmNiaRich Probably if his only gauge is a sore throat instead of uh...idk, getting tested?

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@durneel

5 years

I hooked up with a dude in Vegas and found out he had a gf after cus he got weird about me scratching his back So I scratched it even more. Hope she dump your ass, foo

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@durneel

3 years

@hormonepill Plot twist-its actually just a very realistic movie. Shitty work situation, friends and a boyfriend who suck. Ordinary girl who thinks she’s sticking it to the industry by wearing an ugly sweater.

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1 year

@offbeatorbit If you have any accounts with chase keep a sharp eye on them-they let my dad’s business acct overdraft 2K after I asked them to put a hold on it (and they didn’t). Wasn’t able to recoup a cent and they asked me for power of attorney to access his acct 🤪

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3 years

Hi I’m hot so I made my hair match

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@durneel

8 years

When people don't get my jokes

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@durneel

1 year

@krogerbrandfaye “I slobbered on her labia for 20 min”

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@durneel

4 years

Dude how do men not know their asscracks are out? Do you not care? Are you asserting dominance that way? Why are your cracks always out

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4 years

@Max_Damage01 The end of this damn movie 🥴

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5 years

@bionicbeaut Also can they stop calling you BABE, this is a pretty serious matter-pet names are not appropriate when you’re dealing with PR. Put it the fuck away, it makes the entire situation even more gross

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4 years

I can’t believe I felt ugly for even a second today