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@jchick_11 He’s drunk and his thought is to get YOU paid??? Marry him rn
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@prntgdcolonized On a question about reasonableness, it’s entirely possible Marty’s pizza is bigger. It’s not a question of if Marty ate more, it’s how. And it’s in the problem that Marty ate more 💀 did the teacher not read the whole problem?
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@MissRogersHood @LandoSoReal “Take the trash cans to the curb, strip the beds, and wash them, I’m gonna charge you for detergent and using the washer and dryer though or I’ll charge you for what I’m paying the housekeeper who’s coming regardless”
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@birdsong222345 @todayyearsoldig How do you relocate them?
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@damnitmadeline He tried 😭
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@MrsKhandiCoated Somebody said your kids were just following in your footsteps But maybe they should’ve helped you look for it and hoped you forgot 💀
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BIG NYIA ❄️
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@PopCulture2000s I love the face he made after it 😂😂😂 it was like he could walk off stage after that
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@king_mongoose @Copyrite But wait, there’s more!
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@RedSunrise376 @thedigitaldash_ @deathgripshawty THIS! I lived in Texas a lot of my life and the year I spent in New York was when I experienced blunt, obvious racism. Slurs, someone SPIT, they missed but the audacity of the act alone???
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@gracecamille_ And now that baby’s gonna be JUST like you
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@TeamVeruca @bocxtop @mirmirkz @mayaisfiya I’m irrationally upset this worked
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@veras1voice @BeingTerryJane They’ll be showing up after high school to visit her, I know it
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@lmTheReasonWhy If she didn’t want her to be there, why let her sing with the kids? Why let them play together for a while before deciding they’re not friends? Why wait till they sing, cut the cake and grab the plate?? Such a sick power thing. Ask her to find her mommy
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@aprettyPR Would’ve made it awkward for him “you know, I charge for private dances seeing that you just want me to dance for ✨you✨”
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@belcathot @siyyaninaas I was JUST thinking about the e-cards, you can literally buy on the app when the kids are sleeping 😭
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@SupernovaMomma Multiples in the 30s-60s is WILD because are you checking for comprehension before the quiz/tests??
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@niccoyat Walkable cities are so important
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@t0nit0ne A lot of chefs trust HEAVILY in the cookbooks they have. My mom’s been baking/cooking since HER childhood and will still crack open a cookbook on things she’s been making for a while. One of the oldest books she has is the Joy of Cooking which has been around longer than us
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@najhuger Cosmo and Wanda made it but not her 😭
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@hawillisdc She really said “I’m off the clock” and that’s wildddd.
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@aliyahInterlude That’s gotta be why they gave her Zapped
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@reddskyy_ @Coll3enG She’s probably pinned some things on him 😂 life practice. I remember thinking I broke a vase, but carefully putting the pieces back for someone else to think they broke it and my brother laughed because that’s exactly what he did when he broke it
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@ZandiReed @northstardoll Idk who said it but someone said the reason people don’t think men are emotional is they’ve effectively remarketed anger to not be considered an emotion.
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@_anamariaaaaa @aliyahInterlude That came back around for her so quick 👀 I’m sorry it was at your expense though
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@CattIsANerd @kieradanii An edit button that everyone could use
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@labeautenoire_3 They couldn’t find a picture besides the obvious one with the tears? 🙄
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@KekePalmer @darlingsweettie It’s not a skit at all It’s literally nothing like his material Comedians can feel real emotions, too without it being a joke!
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@prntgdcolonized 1. you can always tell who wasn’t taught to listen 2. “Soft” or “gentle” parenting actually starts at birth. You answer when they cry. You talk them through what you’re doing. You validate what you think they’re feeling (when they’re older you can actually ask them around 18-24
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@whyrev This and when Esteban said his whole name after being accused of stealing and they were like “nobody’s got the time” 😭😂😂😂
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@AnsonleK @f8the This makes more sense
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@terrasaidit @lnbshr Have you had kimchi pancakes?? Because, I about fell out over them
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@birdbrainmd3 @sarahlugor Just gal pals 😂😭
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@Jaleen_Jayelyn @iamthecreatress They expressed it SO well in the movie. Like, even when they asked if that was what he wanted. And he said “want?” It clicked right there for me.
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@blkgurljournal @Jani__Gee That’s exactly what she said!! She She’s literally Ms. Ghana. She works for a tech startup and just wants to be able to work from anywhere in the world since she loves to travel. She works A LOT. So she likes to sleep Aren’t these guys saying they want a girl that stays home??
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@ogmurdaaa @sixinchbeys They know their strengths 😂
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@starsmoonandsun WHY WAS BAIL AN OPTION?!
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@adorezai Risking everyone’s life for some content is weird
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@delenbell @trina_beena_ @pray2mecca This take took me out 😂 I understand that feeling You ever work with someone and there’s not really a reason to not like them, they just irk you?
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@Hothoneybee23 @foldyrhands I had to warn my therapist so I couldn’t just perform my way through therapy. I’ve analyzed my own feelings so well that it can sound like I’m making progress when I’m doing everything but feeling my feelings
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@ABubblezmind @imsecsee back when i had classes that took attendance, it was an app. you'd login, enter the code on the screen and it would mark you present. those professors in the big classes were not calling out names and matching it to faces at the big school I was at. no one would know
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@Omfile @mpilokhumalo_ No!! That man said the craziest things on Hell’s Kitchen
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@miracleleshai @ExquisiteWill AND I HOPE TO CONTINUE AMEN 🥰
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Not arguing with a Virgo mars, whatever you say poindexter. You probably scheduled this argument anyway
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@myismyhub @sicksadke Definitely seemed calculated. Her tour dates/times were public and I bet he knew
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@Queennntobee Looks SCULPTED wow 🤩
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@jchick_11 EXPEDITIOUSLY I’m about to move back to Texas, too!
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@missfalasteenia I’m just imagining the voids 😬 if it happens too much on the same partner, they can get into trouble because it looks like stealing from the company
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@almondmilkhunni Body doubling! Annoying reminders until she does them. Telling her you’re otw when you’re not lol
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@Puff_Iya She really does! They’re both doctors, went through the whole thing together and everything
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@defnotadino Saying part of the team instead of part of the family was definitely a choice I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a “leave out a key ingredient” or “modify the recipe so it’s not exactly like mine” kind of mom, too
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@6arbiedoll "you can't hit us!"
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@denisee_re @queend236 The wifi for their college 😭
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@t0nit0ne *I mention my mom because she’s a gourmet chef and her cookbooks are some of the most important books in her house
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@MissKilahMarie My mom used to shred pages she didn’t like or agree with. Any writing is hard for me. Sometimes it’s journaling, sometimes it’s songwriting or poetry. She “owned” me and I was “hers” so she could do what she wanted.
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@SWM1963 @MercuryyRisingg @crazyclipsonly Are there homosexual straight men? 👀
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@naomijanae @venusianhunty @afrosanrihoe And some people baby/don’t teach their kids ANYTHING for 18 years. And then push them out of the nest! A college student always brought his laundry home because he never had to do it. I taught him.
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@SpaghettiRonin @Bruce_Cares Our comments boost the traffic of this quote tweet! So your comment helped more people to see it as well. (And so will mine and so on and so forth)
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@Ken_on_Da_Moon @keatingssixth For FREE I would’ve minded by business in this case
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@traditional_fem @subliminalmom It’s just internet shorthand, which is perfectly reasonable here on the internet 💁🏾‍♀️
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@hellshakeY @Reneecbull Uncle Tony would’ve gotten her $250 back and she would’ve never seen him again
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@GRITCULT Who is she?? I wanna follow
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@bbsfresh The “thank you for trusting me” was so precious
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@thecindynoir The only person who could’ve said “it’s okay/calm down” in this situation was Issa. It’s like accepting an apology that wasn’t for you, it’s not right
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@pastashawarma @OneFeIISwoop Had more than enough time to get a job
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@niccaracampbell Is this the pic she was taking about? Because they both look great
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@piscespanic2 The only mess is ME because your baby meditates daily and I don’t even wanna get outta bed in the morning 😭
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@angoklovesyuh @WrittenByHanna Max would be singing with them!!
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@joshuapingley @notgwendalupe She was like “I dare you to say it” sksksks
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@clehmann03 @CiaoBellaJoy YES 😭 HE LOSTTT Are you not embarrassed!!?
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@SeauxMelaux @lmTheReasonWhy That’s cool, but “these are not your friends” is not any better than “sorry, there’s not enough cake for you”
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@Monalise_ah I watched her video addressing her before size and weight. She was a 28 H and 150 lbs. now she’s like a 28 C/D and 130 lbs. literally 20 lbs lighter and she loves how her clothes feel! She’s SO happy.
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@Chaantellie It definitely CAN be taught. Especially since romance is subjective anyway! To put it simply, what’s romantic to me may not be romantic to you and that’s okay. What you can’t teach is them WANTING to learn to romance you the way you need/accept it. You can’t want it for them
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@NurseBarbiie @REDSEASHAWTY Look at you, I’m in love off one TWEET
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@nospoonstoday @1followernodad @LilDevilKitten 😂 I thought the right was the shoe she didn’t end up getting. Never even occurred to me that it would be another angle
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@clhubes They want you to get married, have kids, put them in daycare and get full time jobs and when they’re older, they can do the same. Someone called the US a labor farm and I haven’t seen it the same way since.
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@bleak0sity @tyler02020202 Not this poor woman 😭
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@Zay6491 @ifiwasperfect I always hate watching this because of the “it looks like you’re enjoying yourself”. Gaslighting that poor child. She knows it ain’t good. She KNOWS. And she just keeps recording and laughing along. I feel like parents like this don’t like their kids.
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@Gallifrey198 @yellowjackie09 @ThatOodOne YESSSSS. When Hugh Laurie was more American than Americans 😂
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@pholanthropist “I heard that Cardi went pop Yeah, I did go pop (pop) That's me bustin' they bubble I'm Dasani with the drip Baby mommy with the clip” Same song “But nothing in this world that I like more than Kulture”
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@BrOwnWr3ckLOOse @MissSassbox And it’s so crazy that you can tell he doesn’t fish. You CAN catch fish without bait/lures, you can just catch MORE faster with a lure/bait. So which is it? Are we supposed to catch whatever bites? Or are we supposed to be waiting for the perfect catch? Which one is it?
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@BigTobes48 @PeaceAndCheese @KelsKels06 friend, I don’t think you’re the guy we do this for The types we do this for are the ones you don’t know about until it’s too late - telling that guy could end their lives if they’re not careful. things get wiped/sealed and wouldn’t show up in a background check
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@wavyemma Not sure if this is obvious but I tried Vera Wang’s Princess and everyone compliments me on it
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@PenajaAgain No, because just tell him you want the orange ones 😆
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@instinctblues_ @lovedoveclarke That’s EXACTLY what we want
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@happytree11_ @SennorReds They wanted the fruits of her labor, her time and to step on what she was doing. She went into it with a PLAN and followed it
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@_ayanag @spicebae_ No part of him was like “babe, just be the bigger person” he was ready to do WHATEVER to open that door
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@TheBaddestMitch And I see that 2:22 👀
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@ChildPleez007 He has never said a NEGATIVE thing about those businesses. He just gave feedback on his experience. His viewers have been doing all the badmouthing. Keith is not his audience and has repeatedly told his audience not to give negative reviews or attack the business.
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@raynierfog @filmoguls She’s about ready to tear him apart and Edward’s like “he said it’s fine” like he can’t hear the fear in Jacob’s thoughts 😂 “She’s amazing, right?” 😂😭
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@itgirlmichiko @BawseKitty @yrivuiuq @chrrrysoda I actually got sneak relaxed at 7 or 8 at a Dominican place in New Jersey. My mom is STILL mad about it and I’m 26. The hair I had then ain’t even on my head anymore and she talks about it any time she does my hair
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@hausofriya I’m glad she’s safe but my heart hurts. They all deserve better
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@Akadidihara @northstardoll Even duels! Where they faced their opp straight up
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@prntgdcolonized It’s no longer gentle parenting once the camera comes out. It becomes performative.
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@bodylin_e @RdotSpoon The same folks who had issues with skateboarders also had issues with homeless people existing and teens/POC hanging out in public It’s all the same people
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@ZorayaBlack_ Taureans seem stingy with their resources because they don’t use them for everyone. And typically have strong boundaries that’s basically impenetrable to people they do not deem worthy (v discerning).
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@buggirl Someone (I think a lawyer on TikTok) recommends if you and your partner DO agree on this relationship, set it up to where you’re compensated for it. Let me go find it so basically if shtf you aren’t left with nothing
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@delulu_exposing @zbnove The “that’s so cute” “Thanks! I got it from dollar tree” convo is SO REAL Making besties in the grocery aisle
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