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@anondeguerre

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I'm 007, 365. Sex symbol. Best tweets get the least engagement. I’m not an asshole, I’m just trying to be funny.

Joined September 2010
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@anondeguerre
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4 years
I think I need to compile a G-Code for these ct streets. What some of you guys do is irresponsible and will only hurt adoption and the industry medium term. Rule 1: Attraction not promotion. Posters need to stop all this moon boi bullshit.
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@anondeguerre
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1 year
Cobie and ledger attempting to return the ftx money without anyone asking them to speaks extremely highly of their character and in my opinion canonizes them as good actors. This is not up for debate.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
Euthanizing my dog at 11. I am inconsolable. He was a good boy.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@NaniXBT Picture speaks a thousand words. Super ha.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@whoisaddison Not to pile on, but you got you fired. The hard flex of “3 whole months” is what did it. Had you said something generic like “dreams really do come true” you’d have gained a ton of good will. I’m sure you will land on your feet. Good luck.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@LilMoonLambo Pretty sure this means he’s not interested. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
Neighbor trying to grass shame me? Lame.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@fintechfrank Update: I heard it and it was terrible. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@PeterMcCormack Bro. You’re meeting with the president. Wear pants without holes. Ha. Smh. -1.
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2 years
@WatcherGuru Crypto com is the absolute worst.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
Its my grandma’s 91st birthday and shes looking too cute. Ha. Love it.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@Kdubtru @Leve_raged They won’t refuse service at the emergency room. Tell the desk clerk that you suffered a seizure and are not able to get a specialist appointment and that you would like to get all the scans and have them read by the attending radiologist and on call neurologist. Sending vibes.
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2 years
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2 years
@hodlberry @francispouliot_ @RealRossU What a strange subhuman thing to say? Sounds to me like you only cared about the storyline and not Ross himself. Smh.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
This new Disney pornhub collab looks fire. Super ha.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@BitBitCrypto Everything follows Bitcoin. Crypto is like a game of jax? Jacks? Btc is the ball, alt gains are the jacks. The ball bounces you grab as many jacks as you can before the ball falls. Rinse repeat forever.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@CanteringClark Buy an abandoned warehouse and build a vertical farm, with a soup kitchen for production overruns or bruised foods.
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@anondeguerre
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3 months
Update: my sweet potato harvest looks terrible. Mistakes were made in a garden I control. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@fintechfrank Is this a joke? Crypto is a curse. You can mentally check out any time you like, but you’ll never leave. See you tmrw, fam.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
Waiter: are you waiting on someone? Me: no. All my friends live in my phone. Super ha.
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2 years
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@moon_guurl Sounds smart to me. The phenomenon of moving out and abandoning the generational home is a psyop by big banking to get you into debt slavery.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@naval Here’s the kicker, it’s going to be Asian fte remote workers that end up getting the remote work jobs. No one can compete with the millions of people in Thailand, the Philippines, India, Vietnam etc that can do the exact same job for 1/5th the cost with no impact on productivity.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
This made me laugh.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers up, Greg.
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1 year
This is the most interesting thing I have seen on the internet this week.
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2 years
@tier10k The bogs are no longer with us. Can you say super cycle? Ha.
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2 years
@DeItaone 50B?! How is this even possible? How many counterparties are going to go down? This seems like a lot of gross negligence and criminal behavior. Holy shit.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@Rational_Quotes Make single woman laugh and you’ve made a friend, make a married woman laugh and you’ve found a mistress. -Alfie.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
Wait, adidas is cutting ties with Russia? They are like 80% of their track suit market. Ha.
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3 years
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3 years
@UberFacts This number feels low. Did you count the ones frozen in my garage freezer? Ha. /s.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@daphachar @EFDevcon @ethereum Wait, why did you have him followed and searched? And once no evidence of wrong doing was found why did you then behave in a predatory manner? This is all turning extremely suspicious. Are you sure you are the one who was harassed? Sounds to me like you are harassing dude.
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@anondeguerre
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28 days
@TheFlowHorse Grit, and the ability to party through the pain. (The ability to separate your pnl from your mood, trigger finger and risk tolerances.)
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@anondeguerre
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1 year
Drop a cool photo of you doing your job.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@brian_armstrong @Tree_of_Alpha @coinbase Hope that good feeling is reflected in the fat bug bounty you will send tree.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@CryptoCobain This is what you say when your con starts falling apart. You say your mistakes were intentional, then you claim some form of victimhood, then you relegate yourself to the category of “what’s his name again?” Ha. Be careful Phil, some baby whales have teeth and long memories. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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6 months
@InsaneMistress @NathanTankus This one gave me a genuine chuckle. So good.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@bejzik8 This def sounds like a misunderstanding gone horribly wrong. I’m going to tell you what I told her. Recording audio and video 24/7 is the only solution. And for what it’s worth, she def is/was harassing you. But again it’s he said/she said. Gl.
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@anondeguerre
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4 years
@franklinleonard Take any sweatshirt you like that fits your needs, soak it overnight in white vinegar. Wash it several times in the washing machine and let it dry in the sun. Instant most comfy sweatshirt. Wear it in good health.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@sarah_script On the internet we are all equals. Blockchains are censorship resistant. This argument holds no water.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@BitboyNews @cobie Buddy. You do realize suing for defamation means there will be a discovery process and you and boy corp will have to turn over your financials to opposing council, right? There is no scenario in which this ends with you winning. Ha. Smh.
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@anondeguerre
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3 months
@Glug69420 If bonk goes to 3$ I’m giving everyone who has interacted with a tweet of mine 100k. Would be very cool.
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3 years
All I watch on youtube are podcasts, lectures and audiobooks, why is the YouTube shorts algo showing me hornt? Ha. Smh.
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4 years
@emilyjashinsky Am I willing to give you a million dollars? Sure. Am I going to do it? No. But I still still get credit for saying so right?
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@cryptunez @cmsintern They also dont know style. Why are they all wearing the same outfit?
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@imBagsy Probably uni. I remember reading about a computer class in Africa that tried out uni for a class project and every student was able to pay off their 4 year undergrad tuition on that drop. *citation needed.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@inversebrah He must bail out the users of the platform. The reputational damage to himself and nance would cost far more than making users whole. I hope you are reading this, cz. This is a fact.
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2 years
@DanaSchwartzzz @DialogCafeLA Agreed. People should be paid a living wage, not be forced to rely on harmless gimmicks for tips.
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3 years
@ThetaTendies Bank error in your favor. Collect 1 million dollars.
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2 years
@AKASpiceHardC Like as a couple, could be fun. Solo? She’s already looking for someone else. Sorry. Sending vibes.
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1 year
@exitscammed Top of a water tower or grain silo. It’s not a spaceship. That’s not a good shape for entering or exiting atmospheres. You’d end up breaking apart as you slow to land.
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2 years
@elonmusk @0xCryptoUnivers @TomFitton Ryan salame donated a gigantic amount to republican candidates. He was the co ceo of ftx digital markets. But I guess that doesn’t fit anyones chosen narrative. *shrugs.
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2 years
@MatthewACherry @cooperfilms @peacockTV This would’ve been more interesting if a bel air kid got sent to Philly.
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2 years
@sayinshallah Walk over there and talk to them before starting a Cold War. Never call the cops.
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2 years
@sama @robustus YouTube is the library of Alexandria and Ivy League schools have syllabi posted online for all to see. Vocational and professional schools aren’t going anywhere though. It’s liberal arts schools that are doa.
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4 years
I can’t wait til this is all over and I can buy a liberal arts college.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@VitalikButerin Site crashed, but if the replies to op are to be believed and gas goes to zero is the end game, you cut your nose to spite your face. Gas is what gives gwei its intrinsic value. Furthermore, No gas means no burn, no burn means no cap, no cap means inflationary. All bad for eth.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@ASychov Tell me you aren’t fun at parties without saying you aren’t fun at parties. Ha.
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2 years
@BigCheds @DeItaone It’s a small vibrator that you can fit into your n64 controller. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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@Yoda4ever @decentricity I just found out about a gated community with a capy infestation, but they can’t do anything about it because it’s a protected species and now I want to move there. Ha.
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1 year
@business When will gensler respond to claims the sec and he himself knew about the fraud happening at ftx in March and did nothing to protect users?
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@danieteebee @capital_sb His name is latarian milton. He is a true man of genius. A god damned American hero. A legend at the age of 10. His compassion and grit are to be emulated. His peers include... no one. He is just that cool.
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This is why crypto is better than real life. Our lore lives on forever passed tweet by tweet in hushed tones and our legends only grow. Here you can reach internet immortality with a single tweet. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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11 months
@EricBalchunas @TheBlock__ Trading directly against [me]? How is this different than pfof? Will the sec go after Goldman, blackrock and citadel and their exchange related port cos?
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2 years
@zhusu You found allah and didn’t even have do any prison time?! Talk about a speed run. Now that’s what I call a super cycle. Ha.
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2 years
@RepTomEmmer You are handing over the future to private companies issuing dollar pegged stable coins by doing this. This will funnel money/benefits out of the hands of tax payers and into the coffers of for profit institutions.
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2 years
That kid getting hit in the head at 1b has me smiling hard. Super ha. Amazing.
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Absolute chaos…
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@anondeguerre
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4 years
@APompliano This is the gif goat. No contest.
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3 years
@McDonalds @loomdart You can keep your McRib nft… I’m holding out for a 1/1 Szechuan sauce. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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4 years
Rule 2: GTFO with your negativity. Time to stop all the hate. This is a zero sum market, but we don’t have to act dog eat dog. If you aren’t posting in good faith with a question, providing lulz, supporting your fellow foxhole-mate or exposing a scam, keep it to yourself.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@Neuro_Skeptic I don’t have any data to support this, but I would imagine women self select for larger penis sizes rather than smaller ones. Therefore, basic genetics dictates that penis size has grown on average over time. *shrugs.
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I love this slot that holds my ladle in my new pan. It’s fantastic.
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@CryptoCobain @udiWertheimer She will be soon. Ha.
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@RealZeducation Man, I love this logic. Let’s expand it out. Drunk driving is only caught 1/300 00 times and drunk driving accident fatalities are really low relative to the number of people who use roads. Let’s abolish drunk driving laws. You’re a genius.
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@anondeguerre
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@seanhannity @UnicornChettiar One candidate paid a lawyer to keep his grades and sat scores hidden, the other did not. That’s the move of someone who is embarrassed by their test scores, not someone who is “smart.”
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@anondeguerre
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So here’s something absolutely disgusting, some cops have begun blasting copyrighted music during interactions with the public from their cars so that civilians filming on cellphones will have their videos taken down by the censors on YouTube and other video streaming platforms.
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@anondeguerre
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@PrestonPysh @IntelPointAlert Efficient market hypothesis playing out... I mean if the thrower didn’t want it, why should I pick it up? Ha.
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@zachxbt @beeple Grats on your internet immortality.
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@tier10k Huh. Does diplomatic immunity cover decentralized finance crimes? This is interesting.
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2 years
@AltcoinPsycho Malwarebytes, cccleaner, vpn, no porn ever, fully dedicated to trading or crypto only, no downloads, no checking emails.
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3 years
@ahcastor What a misguided and sweaty attempt at getting engagement. Smh.
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@anondeguerre
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4 years
Rule 3: No such thing as too much information. Op should never be offended by anyone presenting contradicting evidence. Reply guys need to come with facts/charts not opinions to be taken seriously. It’s not you vs me. It’s all of us vs losing trades.
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@anondeguerre
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#NewProfilePic I have achieved wassie status. In this moment I am euphoric. Ha.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@AlgodTrading If your starting balance is greater than 1100$, you made 400.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@TheCryptoDog Running in the background. Ux will be seamless and indistinguishable from the apps we use today.
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@KyleLDavies Why is it that people who perpetuate crimes against humanity always turn to painting, just like george w bush? That aside, another non apology apology. Smh.
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@anondeguerre
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3 years
@ParadigmSmoke @CryptoCobain Avoid at all costs. Normie Twitter is full of joyless reactionaries.
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@anondeguerre
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2 years
@saylor @anilsaidso Probably true, but not accurate to the spirit of what you are trying to say. You can safely send that or 200 million dollars on algorand using a stable coin for 0.00035 usd or 0.001A. And I am a btc true believer, not shilling a bag.
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2 years
My first mentee is all grown up. You love to see it.
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@alexreyes243 Yoooooooo! This is good twitter. Grats!
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@kittynouveau Why is it depressing? I got my first job at 15. Made money and bought a computer. You can draw a straight line from that computer to who I am today. I’m sure the same will be true for that car and that kid. Hard work is the short cut to achievement.
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@gainzy222 Kraken is the exchange of the people. Only us domiciled exchange that lets you buy xmr.
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@fintechfrank She’s a rapper? I gotta hear this. Ha.
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