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1 year
Last night, we made history The gatekeepers tried to censor us But we mined the LARGEST BLOCK and LARGEST TRANSACTION IN BITCOIN’S HISTORY Special thanks to bitcoin full node operators for supporting our efforts and hosting our 4MB NFT for all eternity! gm @TaprootWizards 🧙‍♂️
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@stillgray bro you look like this
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@sweatystartup “Follow me for more mating advice”
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@RepMaxineWaters @SBF_FTX Lord Vader, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at the Death Star. Your willingness to talk to the public will help Alderaan’s victims and survivors. To that end, we would welcome your participation in the galactic senate on the 13th
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wait they’re making metaverse tv game shows now?
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wtf @ryanair ?!?!
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If I had gone all in to #bitcoin when I first heard of it I would’ve been a multi billionaire today. Instead I called it a scam Waited a year FOMO’d the top Sold the bottom Watched another cycle in tears Finally slapped myself, and started stacking 👇 It’s not too late
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The SEC charged a product manager at OpenSea with wire fraud and insider trading charges because he bought and sold 45 NFTs for a total profit of $20,000 Meanwhile SBF is sipping Mai Tais in his oceanfront penthouse and shitposting on Twitter
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How to cope with SOL going up (as an ETH maxi) (a letter from a former BTC maxi) It happens every cycle. The old guard has it all figured out. Their bags are packed and ready to go. The bull is at the gates. The new kids are finally here. SO WHY AREN’T THEY BUYING OUR COINS?…
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if you bought $1 of eth and $1 of sol in january you now have $3 of eth $983,681 of sol
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2 years
BREAKING: MicroStrategy has acquired an additional 3,846 BTC at an average price of $47,289 USD
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crypto going to zero is going to be the greatest transfer of girlfriends in history
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- Coinbase on-boarded millions to bitcoin - Minted many multi-millionaires by giving them trusted access to Bitcoin early on - Helped onboard institutions such as MicroStrategy Seeing laser-eye maxis cheering as the SEC tries to take Coinbase down makes me sick to my stomach
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- Coinbase on-boarded millions to bitcoin - Minted many multi-millionaires by giving them trusted access to Bitcoin early on - Helped on-board institutions such as MicroStrategy Seeing laser eye maxis cheering for the SEC to take Coinbase down makes me sick to my stomach
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the word “metaverse” was coined by neal stephenson in the book “snowcrash” and it originally described a virtual world owned by corporations where end users were treated as citizens in a dystopian corporate dictatorship what if neal was right
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2 years
BREAKING: @STABLEKWON TO RENAME HIS DAUGHTER “LUNA CLASSIC”
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2 years
anons, LIKE AND RETWEET if you want @cz_binance and @SBF_FTX to hash it out with me on a twitter space all the other potential hosts are turbo cringe and you know it
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bitcoiners meeting in el salvador after dying in mysterious boat accidents
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THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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“The Classic Bitcoiner Response”, featuring @michael_saylor
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3 years
NO ONE IS READY FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS NO ONE #BITCOIN
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This is why vitalik is a chad. 2 weeks ago solana was everyone’s punching bag. It would’ve been easy to pile on. But he chose leadership and comradery instead. Only took 14 days for this to become a legendary take. And I bet the Solana community will not forget.
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2 years
bull market bear market
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3 years
RUMOR: BITCOIN TO ACQUIRE NETFLIX
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2 years
we literally changed the world in the last two years and some of you are ready to give up because of a couple of bad weeks splash your face with some water and get over yourselves you little bitches we’ve got work to do
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gbp down 30% since FTX listing
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find yourself a beautiful wife make beautiful little babies sell them for more bitcoin
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2 years
@TrustlessState @zhusu bro wtf are you doing talking about sin you’re not the pope you literally cheered on doxing defi users to the IRS oh and remember that time that you tried to get binance prosecuted in china
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2 years
BREAKING: MicroStrategy has acquired an additional 5,343 BTC at an average price of $52,153
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NFT maximalists: - never use leverage - can’t inflate supply - only do self custody - never look at USD value - don’t suck up to regulators Damn… They might actually make it
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most crypto market participants don’t know who this man is
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Andrew Tate is never recovering from this The guy is going to cope and seethe for months just watch Greta Thunberg never has to say another word in her entire life she won irrevocably
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i can’t believe it’s been five years already, i’m so old
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Bitcoin is down $32,000 in 2022. If 2023 will be the same, Bitcoin’s price will be negative $16,000.
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2 years
used ethereum again i hate it so much why would anyone in their right mind use this crap
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the year is 2028 eth is at $800,000 solana is $100,000 tron is at $1 so is shib bitcoin…… $62,671.24 wyd
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2 years
BREAKING: TWITTER BETA TESTING NEW FEATURE SHOWING PRICE PERFORMANCE OF NFT PROFILE PICTURES
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Binance onboarded more people to bitcoin than all the podcasters, affiliate marketers, maxis, hat makers, and freedom activists combined. When you see them rooting for a Binance implosion, know that they do so for one reason and one reason only: they’re jealous.
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The absolutely hilarious part is that Dorsey already implemented Bitcoin Lightning payments into Twitter last year, and literally nobody uses it It’s so useless that even the maxis forgot it’s there
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This twitter space was the worst thing I’ve seen in crypto twitter possibly ever Wasted two hours for 30,000 listeners on unprofessional, unprepared bullshit that’s 60,000 man hours 7 full years
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2 years
been reading a bunch of 2019 era articles about ethereum defi literally all of them say that defi exists for the unbanked in third world countries bro it costs like $10,000 per transaction are you kidding me
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3 years
RETWEET THIS IF YOU WANT @APOMPLIANO TO SAY “HAVE FUN STAYING POOR” ON CNBC TONIGHT
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First, the bad news: Your NFTs are not blue chips. They do not represent cultural value. Your community is not timeless. The good news: They can become those things. Not today, not tomorrow, but one day, they can. 🔸🔸🔸 Strong communities are forged in the trenches. Not in…
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Elon sells the best car in the world. keeps revenue 100% in bitcoin Beeple sells jpeg files, sells every last ETH he receives
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thank you udi slay meow meow
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9 months
if you stopped paying attention to bitcoin development 6 years ago and came back today you wouldn’t need to spend a single second catching up literally nothing changed whatsoever
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Learning to trade with leverage
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This is an emotional moment for me. @phantom - imo the best web3 wallet out there - is adding Bitcoin and ordinals support. Last year, in 2022, bitcoin was a joke. The stagnant uncle of crypto. “Nothing to see here” was the sentiment across the industry. I went on one of the…
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2 years
dorsey getting ONE BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH for this musk deal let’s see how much of a bitcoin maxi he really is
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You’re worried about contagion?! CBDCs are coming. Governments are hell-bent on eradicating all forms of cash. As a result, unprecedented levels of surveillance and control are at our doorstep. The only way to fight this is with choice. Crypto is that choice. Eyes on the ball.
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I just bought 0.0017 BTC and moved it to long term cold storage
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some thoughts in case you're trying to make sense of runes rn: (these are just my opinions, i could be wrong, meow) 1. sorry if this offends anyone but i think the big one is going to be @rune_coin . i feel comfy saying this because at this point there's no way for anyone to get…
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oh ffs
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bitcoin twitter warriors have been telling you all year to: - not earn yields - not buy doge - not buy nfts - not bet on eth killers basically have been wrong on literally everything why are you still following these dumbasses
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to be absolutely clear bitcoin is going to outlive every single academic on earth and as they perish alone in their deathbed it will not skip a single beat
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1/ LASTPASS USERS READ THIS ‼️ Twitter is full of misinformation and bad advice. If you use LastPass, attackers probably have a copy of your vault. CHANGING YOUR MASTER PASSWORD NOW WON’T HELP, they already have a copy that is unlockable with your old password. What to do? 👇
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biggest resistance is $69,420 because that’s where @elonmusk starts tweeting again
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a true classic
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many bitcoiners turned their lives upside down to ensure they are never forced to sell a fraction of a coin many are worth 8 to 9 figures and still work the same day job because they refuse to ever realize any gains you look at that and see a cult i look at that and buy more
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I'm a 47 years old bald virgin living in a 1 bedroom 375 square foot apartment with my broom and dog that cost $2,200 a month. I bought a Jpeg of an invisible frog for $34,252,800 today. I just want you to know that if you're reading this, you're not too late.
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how are you going to explain to your children that you didn’t buy bitcoin under $200,000
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facebook’s insistence on launching a cryptocurrency + becoming a “metaverse” means one thing zuckerberg had enough of running a company he wants to run a country
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how do we get an account with 1M+ followers to tweet “have fun staying poor”
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I think this is Ethereum’s last cycle as the top smart contract platform.
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what if satoshi comes back and he’s like holy shit wtf did you guys do this was supposed to just be a way to buy pot online
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If you’re holding ETH from January 2018, you’re up 7% Congrats
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omg who made this 😭😭😭
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BREAKING: FROG NATION IN TALKS WITH WORMHOLE HACKER TO MANAGE WONDERLAND TREASURY
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introducing BIP-420: formal Bitcoin Improvement Proposal for OP_CAT it’s a historic day! today, after a long wait, the OP_CAT proposal formally received a BIP number. meet BIP-420! BIP-420 enables covenants on bitcoin, allowing for smart contracts, secure bridges, on-chain…
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i don’t care what satoshi wanted bitcoin to be with all due respect the guy left the project after 1 year i spent 10x more time on bitcoin and probably capital too, and so have many of my friends who cares what he meant for bitcoin to become he’s not here, we are
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bitcoin price rising on news that elon is clinically insane
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@SBF_FTX CT: spreading fud about alameda’s illiquidity Sam:
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OK WE TRY AGAIN! @VitalikButerin
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to understand how high ordinals are going to go, you need to understand the psyche of ancient bitcoin whales they got thousands of bitcoin lying around that they acquired over a decade ago while buying and selling drugs on the internet these are degens of the highest degree.…
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BREAKING: APPLE, SQUARE, HSBC AND OTHER CORPORATIONS ALL ANNOUNCE BUYING 0 $ETH ON INVESTOR CALLS TODAY
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absolutely zero eth maxis on twitter now they completely disappeared if you’re not buying eth here i don’t know what to tell you
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BREAKING: LASER-EYE MAXIS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES AS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR @SAYLOR ANNOUNCES NEW “PROTOCOL” TO INSCRIBE DIGITAL IDENTITY DOCUMENTS ON THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN INSTITUTIONAL-GRADE SPAM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
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if you own bitcoin you’re a bitcoiner
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BREAKING: #BITCOIN RALLIES 6% IN FIRST THREE HOURS OF BEAR MARKET
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why did disney buy star wars for $4 billion they could’ve just right-click-saved it
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Dogecoin is a more decentralized money system than Ethereum because it has a dog and maximalists choose to ignore this fact.
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elon pumped bitcoin from $32k to $64k so yeah i think this is a big deal sorry
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@elonmusk @BitcoinMagazine @jespow did you know that a lightning transaction uses less energy than this tweet of yours wasted?
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had interesting conversations with multiple well known bitcoiners who told me they operate an additional anon account in order to tweet about their multichain interests without getting cancelled devastatingly sad that we allowed the cultists to get this powerful
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wow #ethereum 💩 got an emoji too congrats
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6 years ago, in January 2015, #Bitcoin completed its horrific one-year downtrend from the $1,200 high to sub-$150 Put yourselves in the shoes of these legendary hodlers and tell me again that they were just lucky
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CT virgins be like “max pain is we go straight to $80k from here” no sunshine max pain is we go to $25k and you shove all in then we go to $18k and you sell then we go to $23k and you’re like LET’S FUCKING GOOOO and buy but we go to $12k and you capitulate AND THEN we get $80k
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Current mood
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my friend just paid 6 figures for an engagement ring i’d never spend 6 figures on an engagement ring therefore we can conclude that the seller is a scammer and my friend is a money launderer
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Buying the top is ok The trick is to not sell the bottom
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why tweet that bro you could’ve just as easily not tweeted that
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CRAP I DO NOT OWN ENOUGH BITCOIN
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sad to see 2021 newcomers hoping for a DCG collapse DCG and barry have been investing in this space for a decade, back when *no one* believed in it you have no idea what it took to build the infrastructure you all take for granted barry will still be here after you leave
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Wait what? I thought the vaccine was going to protect the vaccinated workers from unvaccinated coworkers
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trump is invisible online. big tech killed him the one and only thing that could possibly put him into headlines is talking about #bitcoin few understand this
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Evil scam PayPal vs Innovative Lightning wallet Strike
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“Take all your money and buy bitcoin, then take all your time figure out how to borrow more money to buy more bitcoin And if you absolutely love the thing that you don’t wanna sell it, go mortgage your house and buy bitcoin with it” BTC down 75% They’re tweeting “told you so”.
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well el salvador isn’t a real country ok it’s a country but it’s too small to matter ok it matters but legal tender doesn’t mean anything ok it means something but they won’t pass the law … the law just passed. bitcoin is legal tender in el salvador. have fun staying poor
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