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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Everything reminds me of him

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Them: “There are plenty of fish in the sea.” The fish: (this investment banker from JPM before a first date)

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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The second part of your life begins when you realize everything is so unserious

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

This was last year. Still think about it to this day because it’s hilarious. Yes, he actually was on a conference call when I arrived and it wasn’t just a potential exit ploy. And yes, he was insufferable lol

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

waiting for 9 p.m.

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

nice

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

@PaulAllenVP_ he had me at “will be listen-only”

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

❤️‍🔥

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

7 months

Boy math version of saying you’re a personal trainer

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Men used to go to war. Now they release reports on what they strongly suspect to be the largest corporate fraud in history.

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

When he asks me "what are we?"

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Chamath Palihapitiya says rates need to stay at this level for “5, 6, 7 years — hopefully” in order to “really flush” out excess capital in the market

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

NYC in the snow is a dream

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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1 year

He’s one of us

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Some news: Today’s my last day @YahooFinance . In a few weeks, I’m joining @business as a markets reporter on the equities team. I’m bummed to say goodbye to an incredible group of colleagues but couldn’t be more excited for what’s next at Bloomberg!

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

*CITI HOLDS CALLS TO TELL DEALMAKERS TO LIMIT DRINKING AT EVENTS lol

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

@yaling_jiang If he had *at least* said “sorry” instead of acting like his time is more valuable than mine, maybe the “good communicator” take in the replies would carry some weight

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

@agarfinks 😂 it’s been living in my head rent-free ever since and I’m so glad I finally put it out into the world

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Trying to recall whether something happened in 2021, 2022, or 2023

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

if it’s not like this, I don’t want it

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

When I convert military time to standard in my head without using an online converter

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

How is charging a broker fee of 15% of annual rent not illegal?

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

Stop trying to make Miami happen. It's not going to happen. Ken Griffin Sees Miami Possibly Replacing NYC as Finance Capital

Ken Griffin Sees Miami Possibly Replacing NYC as Finance Capital

Citadel founder Ken Griffin says his new home of Miami could eventually unseat New York’s as the world’s financial center.

www.bloomberg.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

We are -- and I cannot stress this enough -- sooooo back.

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@seungminkim

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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Chinese President Xi Jinping signaled that China will send new pandas to the United States, calling them “envoys of friendship between the Chinese and American peoples.” 🐼🐼🐼

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Him: “I’m not like other guys” Also him:

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Perfect timing for my first day @business . Elated to be here and work with smart and talented people. Let’s <GOOOOO>!

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

the journalist urge to assume everyone else consumes news at the same speed you do

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 months

Good morning! Am clearly still trying to wake up

tarheelpete

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@alexandraandnyc good morning queen

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

kim KKRdashian

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

love it when PR people preface their email pitches with “Story idea:” like ok thank you for being my assignment editor

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 months

best recession ever

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

10 months

Let me babysit your dog

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

Me whenever I drink an Aperol Spritz

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

9 months

Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

nice

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

tech stocks in 2022 vs. tech stocks in 2023

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

The S&P was in the red But I wasn't blue Because I shorted the market And went long on you. Happy Valentine's Day, Fintwit 💘

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

The European mind cannot comprehend this

Franklin Leonard

@franklinleonard

4 months

I want to make sure I’m understanding this right: A person dressed like a pop tart was lowered into a fake toaster, which then produced an edible pop tart of the same size, which was then eaten by people, all to celebrate the victory of Kansas State over North Carolina State?

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

Overheard in the newsroom: "It's a beautiful day outside. Life is being lived while we write up earnings."

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

the annoying thing about being a reporter is every time you finish a story you have to write another one

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

8 months

Same

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Too soon?

Overheard on Wall Street

@OHWallStreet

1 year

Your hinge date after you start explaining what investment banking is

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeaaaaaaaar

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

the non-finance friends have entered the chat

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

8 months

You simply wouldn’t see this in a bear market

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

8 months

Nebraska police pull over man with a Watusi bull riding in the passenger’s seat

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Something I wasn’t expecting during my daily walk in Central Park today: looking up from my phone and locking eyes with an incognito Christine Lagarde as she strolled right past me Her disguised security details made sure to lock eyes with me too after they saw my jaw drop

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 months

If the photo for the apartment listing looks like this don’t even bother to go see it

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

The good news about every "it's so over" is that there's a "we're so back" around the corner waiting to happen

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

My lifeline

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

not in new york

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 months

Is it just me or does it feel harder than ever before this year to adjust to the early darkness?!

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

13 days

Jefferies Financial Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Rich Handler sold $65 million of shares in his investment bank partly to buy a present for himself — a yacht.

Jefferies CEO Sells $65 Million of Shares to Fund Yacht Purchase

Jefferies Financial Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Rich Handler sold $65 million of shares in his investment bank partly to buy a present for himself — a yacht.

www.bloomberg.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 years

Would-be @Tesla customers I spoke with described trying to get a refund on their Model 3 and Solar Roof deposits as a months-long process involving unanswered calls and emails to customer-service representatives.

Tesla Would-Be Customers Grouse as Deposit Refunds Take Months

Tamara Tanney got tired of waiting for a new Tesla, so she asked for a refund of her $1,000 deposit. It’s been a year since the Toronto-based digital strategist canceled her fully refundable order,...

www.bloomberg.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

I genuinely don't know how I lived life before having Bloomberg Terminal access

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

100% insulated from contagion risks

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Why is Alexander Skarsgard so good at playing an awful person in everything he’s in

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

babysitting my friend’s puppy for the weekend

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Happiness is…daylight after work

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

Birthdays are fun

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

11 months

These boxed grapes at my local supermarket that were $5.99 just last week are now $7.99 At what point do businesses stop using inflation as an excuse to raise prices just because

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

10 months

Never not in this row

Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Everything reminds me of him

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

Enjoyed this note from a reader on why Wall Street got 2023 so wrong

Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

THE BIG TAKE: Wall Street consensus was dead wrong this year: Sell US stocks, buy Treasuries, buy Chinese stocks. What was supposed to go up went down, or listed sideways, and what was supposed to go down went up — and up and up.

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Them: “There are plenty of fish in the sea.” The fish:

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Did anyone snap any good photos of this sunset today?

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

dispatch from the upper east side

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 month

I’m on a Boeing 737 MAX :/

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

2 years

SCOOP: BlackRock has mandated all employees work in the office at least three days a week, per an internal memo sent to staff this evening. Exceptions will be “rare” and “require approval,” the note said.

BlackRock ordering staff to return to the office three days per week

BlackRock sent an email sent to employees on Tuesday evening outlining the firm's expectations that workers return to the office three days per week.

finance.yahoo.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

girls be like "I know a spot" and take you here

Audrey Horne

@credenzaclear2

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girls be like “i know a spot” and take you here

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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TGIF

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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going to tell my kids this was Jack Harlow

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

sobbing, kicking, and screaming on my way back to New York

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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there’s nothing better than a spring Sunday in nyc

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 months

Wall Street's top forecasters saw more pain for US stocks heading into this year after 2022's rout. Only a handful predicted a big rebound, including @fundstrat , @RyanDetrick , @briangbelski Turns out, they were right w/ @sagarikareports , @MarkTannenbaum1

These Stock Forecasters Nailed This Year’s Rally. Here’s What They See for 2024

Heading into this year, Wall Street’s top prognosticators were almost universally expecting further pain for the stock market after 2022’s disaster. Only a handful saw a rebound coming.

www.bloomberg.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Love this website

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

We have now seen 13 consecutive months of nonfarm payrolls coming in stronger than expected.

Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

US April Nonfarm Payrolls Rise 253k M/M; Est. +185k US April Unemployment Rate Falls to 3.4% vs 3.5%

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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Hell yea

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

this was intended to be niche fintwit humor about investment banking culture but love that it will go down as my legacy

Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Them: “There are plenty of fish in the sea.” The fish: (this investment banker from JPM before a first date)

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

Me when my editor asks where the story I spent all day writing is

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@kunley_drukpa

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Nigerian Official pretends to faint after he is questioned about missing funds

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

Nvidia's market cap is up $600 billion in the past two months, or “1 Tesla" (the entire market cap of Tesla) Nvidia's $1.7 trillion market cap is also the same as China's stock market (H-shares worth $1.7tn) -BofA's Michael Hartnett

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

midday vibe check

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

5 years

forever indebted to the amazing people @newmarkjschool who've helped me in my career, especially the best biz journo professor, @GregDavidonNY . CONGRATS to fellow alumni winners, @clauirizarry & @ReynaldoLeanos —two stellar journalists I had the privilege of calling my classmates

Newmark J-School

@newmarkjschool

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The Frederic Wiegold Prize for Business Reporting will be awarded to @alexandraandnyc , who is now an intern at @business . Her capstone project with @SharifPaget , '18, took a look at how businesses are adapting to New York City's new minimum wage law:

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

my friend randomly texting me the chronology of a man breaking up with his girlfriend from the start to the end of a Sunday Trader Joes line is *peak* NYC

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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new york city this evening is simply divine

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

Red ❤️‍🔥

@RedLightning420

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Name a more iconic duo than the D'Amelio twins I'll wait..

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

2 months

being Eastern European princesses with @denitsa_tsekova

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

“Quite the variety there” 🙃

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

9 months

I’m at a restaurant on the UES having dinner outside. A stranger just approached the table, picked up my glass of water and took a sip, politely said, “thank you,” and walked away.

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Alexandra Semenova

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THE BIG TAKE: Wall Street consensus was dead wrong this year: Sell US stocks, buy Treasuries, buy Chinese stocks. What was supposed to go up went down, or listed sideways, and what was supposed to go down went up — and up and up.

‘Everyone Got Burned’: Wall Street Missed the Great Stock Rally of 2023

Stocks were supposed to slump and bonds rally as the Fed drove the US into a recession. It didn’t play out as strategists expected.

www.bloomberg.com

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

3 months

Ja Rule at the hedge fund function

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

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We are sooooo back

Denise Pellegrini

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So ⁦ @DivesTech ⁩ is getting warmed up now to be on Bloomberg TV w ⁦ @FerroTV ⁩ and I’m thinking Ives is bullish on tech at the moment based on the visuals

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

my body: can I pleaseeeee have water me: here's another iced coffee/diet coke lol

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11 months

I’m *outside* on the Upper East Side on a FaceTime call with my friends and some lady just “Shhh”ed me and if that’s not the most Upper East Side thing ever I don’t know what is

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

10 months

If you don't have at least three different beverages on your desk at a time, are you even doing your job?

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

New York minute

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

6 months

And you’re trying to tell me this isn’t a bull market?

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Great to be having an awesome and fun NYC dinner with my good friend @fundstrat 🐂🐂🔥

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

1 year

In the last month, retail investors poured an average of $1.51 billion per day into U.S. equities, the highest amount ever recorded: VandaTrack

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Alexandra Semenova

@alexandraandnyc

4 months

The market cap of the so-called Magnificent 7 stocks is four times that of the small-cap Russell 2000 Index. Microsoft alone is the size of the entire Canadian stock market. (Torsten Slok, Apollo)