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Gordon Gekko

@GordonGekko420

4 months

“Happy new year I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to circle back…”

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Gordon Gekko

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THIS IS A LOCK TONIGHT

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Me on a Citi bike tonight blasted at 2am

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JJ McCarthy visualizing himself handing the ball of 50 times and throwing 2 yard dump offs to win the ship

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We’re about to invade the Middle East so hard

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George W. Bush throws the first pitch of the World Series

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Me and the boys pulling up to the free handout line

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Breaking News: Mayor Adams plan is to give Illegal's $10,000 each with No ID check required, No Fraud control and No Restrictions.

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False. Tony P started this. Pls fix thx

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Jalen Hurts: trendsetter.

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Need a girl who will react like this when I come home after a 15 hour day and tell her I realigned some logos, made some charts a pretty blue and put in a random recession year in 5 years in the model and had cava for lunch

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9 months

I’m not like other boys

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5 months

"Why doesn't USA have free healthcare" Sorry our senators are too busy arguing with the college football playoff committee

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Rick Scott has gone nuclear

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Tom Brady this Tom Brady that. Guy Metcalfe is my GOAT

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1 year

@reallytanman Wtf am I supposed to eat then

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1 year

What backs Crypto vs what backs the US dollar

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4 months

I love when senior MDs forward you a deal press release and asks to “find out the multiple” as if a 23 year old has a backdoor channel to find out terms for a sub $100m Eastern European deal

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9 months

“Boys only want one thing and it’s disgusting” The thing:

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Ladies, you show up to your mans house for the first time and he's got the hippo coffee table wyd?

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Only podcast I’m listening to today

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ROBINHOOD EXPECT TO LAUNCH FUTURES TRADING BY END OF 2023 $HOOD

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5 months

Just got my Stimulant Wrapped for the year! Here’s to 2024!!

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1 year

Swallowed a zyn today so that the dog in me can get his nicotine kick too

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9 months

@espn Sounds like he’s poor and blew all his money why didn’t this come out years ago

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@AlecVandy98 Nightmare blunt rotation

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Sitting at the desk with 2 empty desks next to me realizing that two people I spent 60% of my life with the last two years are now just gone

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1 year

Sadness

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10 months

Finally an educated piece from the NYT

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2 months

I always thought this was for like kids with cancer or from orphanages or something

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Saint walking Messi out on the field tonight at the La Galaxy vs Inter Miami game!!! He is living the absolute dream!

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@landahoy14 Only person outside Andy Reid I respect in that whole organization

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3 months

Is this real

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@barstoolsports This is just John Harbaugh in an old man suit. We’re gonna get an ESPN Peyton’s Places short in like a month

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2 months

@SCUDERIAFEMBOY He makes it hard to hate him. He’s just like us

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6 months

If management is wearing a striped shirt with a white collar, do not expect to see sunlight ever

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5 months

Nice to see the Big 4 is setting a high standard

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2 months

How are you, as a 27 year old, going on spring break?

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6 months

Someone sent us their squat and bench max on their resume

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@ForYouClips Why don't they just have sex. What is all of this

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6 months

If you’re wearing a costume to work today I hate to break it to you. You don’t have a real job

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3 months

Walking into the bar after being brutally hungover this morning

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Brutally hungover rn, this is saving me

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@APompliano No thanks my barber is also my therapist

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1 year

I don’t care how much you pay for rent in bing bong Arkansas for 5,000 square feet. I don’t care. I want to live in Manhattan and wear my black peacoat and smoke cigarettes around a bunch of other people wearing black peacoats and smoking cigarettes

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All the kids in my hometown bars telling me about some new pyramid scheme they're involved in next week

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1 year

My toxic trait is thinking every blonde girl I see could be my wife

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Midwest HVAC CEOs after getting their PE buyout at 12x forward EV/EBITDA

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6 months

Boy fridge. Happy Halloween

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Gordon Gekko

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2 months

In the last 2 years I have heard my MD say to analysts: - "are you technologically retarded" - "some people work fast and make many mistakes, some work slow and make few mistakes. You work slow and make mistakes" - "I don't know how [bank] hired you before us"

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1 year

About to enter the VDR for the night. Rate my loadout

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@ABC7 Bro was just tryna vibe :(

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Me today

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1 year

Rip Rolex demand

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*me buying clothes online* Website: model is 6’1 wearing an M Me: “ya well model is also built like a lizard so this tells me nothing”

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Tony P moves fast but Spirit Halloween moves faster

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1 month

Dm's are open

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10 likes and I'll quit my job

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Gordon Gekko

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2 years

Just ordered cigs from my waiter. I love europe

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5 months

New exit op just dropped. Heard one of the perks is unlimited orange chicken

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My analyst just housed an entire bag of Doritos for breakfast. Like the big bag not the small one

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@coldhealing “Private equity finance job” kills me. She probs worked in real estate lending.

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Can’t wait to pull up to the bullpen in my new drip

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Gordon Gekko

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The plan: - 15 Guinness with the boys - seeing who can pack the most nic pouches - checking the weather app - FaceTiming 12 of the fellas in the bar yelling at our phone bout how it’s a movie - throwing up out my Uber window - passing out to levels #rip

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MD calling from his ski house at 9am on a Thursday asking where a doc is when its been in his inbox since Tuesday

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Me sitting in IC pretending I didn’t just find 4 formatting errors in the slides I made at 3am

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Just got this for my analyst. Can’t wait to zap him whenever he refs the model

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Gordon Gekko

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Let’s do some math. Being conservative, the Lamborghini Murcielago emitted 495g of CO2 for every kilometer driven. The average super car driver drives around 10k kilometers per year generating approx. 4.95 metric tons of CO2. The current cost of a carbon credit per ton is…

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“Hey man, what’s up how are you?” investment banking analyst: “Thank you - confirming receipt”

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=IF($B2 = "drunk", "non-verbal", "drink more")

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You could all learn some from my buddy’s dad today. Back to the desk

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1 year

Equinox needs to raise the price there’s too many randos doing wack ass workouts hogging benches

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If you saw me moving my fish thru the airport no you didn’t

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4 months

I just wanna buy Peter Millar cashmere quarter zips whenever I want and not worry about what they cost

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Gordon Gekko

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2 years

On date Her: Me: so basically we first have to calculate the enterprise value, so for example if the company has say $500m in revenue with a 20% EBITDA margin that implies $100m in EBITDA. Now we have to look at the purchase multiple…

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6 months

Looks like Guinness o’clock

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Screw formula 1 when’s this dropping

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@autosport They should stick Lance Stroll on one of these and see what happens

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@nickrgrs Bring back bullying

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Spirit airlines bumped me to a redeye back to NYC….

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17 Guinness. 5 hours. I need dinner

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Need a Gatorade towel to put on my head like this in the bullpen when I’m down bad

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How my analyst walks towards me to tell me he #REF !’d the model

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Tell me this isn’t the same thing

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BREAKING: PGA Tour agrees to merge with Saudi-backed rival LIV Golf

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Hot boy fall

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BREAKING: Houlihan Lowkey CEO claims “firm is not a sweatshop” as they install suicide nets outside their headquarters in an attempt to slow analyst turnover

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Women hate that this can make a man completely happy

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@nunchukdave This is incredible

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Drunk me's dream job

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Why are you as a man not weighing over 200lbs

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@TheRealDanSaedi Over under how many beers till you completely spill the whole thing trying to grab it off the drone

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I stand with big oil. Build more rigs boys. Frac the artic

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@OrwellNGoode We just gonna gloss over that Turkey voted for itself🤣

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@whiteclaw69 They ain’t paying u back bro

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Born too late to buy a house. Born too early to genetically engineer myself. Born just in time to make slides a pretty shade of blue.

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If your bullpen isn't discussing - nicotine maxxing - dropshipping - that girl you all saw but didn't talk to last weekend - eating an entire box of Cheez it grooves at your desk at 3pm I hate to break it to you but you basically work in equities in Dallas

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Gordon Gekko

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@wtf1official Ferrari pit stops about to be even worse this weekend

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Lego made a mini figure of me lfg

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