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3 months
@CensoredMen Next video: My landlord won’t give me my security deposit!
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@InsaneRealitys This cop is toooo happy
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@Bornakang Don’t worry - the pictures are for the influencers - the unsanitary food is for the poor
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@MLBONFOX @ByRobertMurray Mike paused the game and said
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7 months
@barstoolsports Predator mode activated
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@InsaneRealitys If she brings 18 friends… 1. We’re going to wing stop 2. Yall share a 25 piece combo 3. I’m having 20 4. I’m taking mine to go cause we’re done….
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@SantsRNTL The baby ….
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@ItsameM87632464 @crazyclipsonly He said go striaght…. LOL I started laughing not possible ….
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@HillaryClinton Why are these so similar?
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@Bornakang Video is as bad as song
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@Bornakang Oh and Pizza Hut, the multi million dollar company, will get a huge tax cut on all things involved with this. Since it will be a donation..
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@MLBONFOX @ByRobertMurray After the loss Mike said …
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@domainsdomain @KaiCenat Why is everyone freaking out? Where did you think you came from?
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@Alphafox78 I need the 2 min before and after this clip
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@BTnewsroom Clown show ….
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1 year
@FightHaven Drive threw restaurant really need easy acces to exit. Ive been in lines thinking why am I locked in here …
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11 months
@MLBONFOX @ByRobertMurray Angels took their dignity and their best player
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@stillgray I hate rich people complaining about their mistakes.
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@H2thaizzo1 @Bornakang I hope you never fall on hard times.
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@PicturesFoIder It’s everywhere …
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@FightHaven Best cameraman ever… you should hire him full time for all fight vids.
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@darkprincefrost That’s how superhero’s get their powers
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@MLBONFOX @ByRobertMurray After that loss he said .. I’m out
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@Sprinter99880 I cant wait for him to say he grew up on the streets of India eating curry every weekend.
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@fasc1nate I need to stop watching these
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@TalkinBaseball_ They took their dignity and the best player in 24 hours wow…
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@i_am_mr_nobody3 @domainsdomain @KaiCenat No. But it’s a natural process that I’m realizing people have no idea exists. I get it. IG isn’t the place for it but I thought it was something far worse..
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@InternetH0F Have you ever seen someone from Cuba go into a grocery store in America for the first time? Will change your perspective.
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@CodifyBaseball Ump was ready to start his three day weekend.
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@KarenFootage Is she made out of play dough?
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@InsaneRealitys The louder you scream papa the faster the car moves. Try it.
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@BaseballDoesnt That’s a brick that will be in Camden yards …. Forever. He was in rehab for alcoholism.
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@JomboyMedia Only Fans MLB launching soon!
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11 months
@Bornakang 6 hr haircut
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6 months
@consequence This is why I don’t follow any celebrity leadership or “call to action” on social and moral issues. They will all STAND for their rights in the US but as soon as the oil money comes knocking they forget all about it and give in. All of them do it. Either public concerts or…
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@Bornakang Why 7.05 ounces of cream ? Why not 7???
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8 months
@ProtonInspector Does she get stoned before or after the walk?
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@Iberianamerica She’s poor and insecure … that’s not culture shock.
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@stillgray He’s demonstrating all the signs of a serial killer
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@TalkinBaseball_ But the ball boys have to be better LOL
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@ClutchPoints Get rid of dunk contest Replace it with …. 1x1 male VS female game
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@shannonsharpeee @bamagotjokes has the best one on instagram
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@LaurenWitzkeDE Is this the first or second. Take?
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@leadpacer And has access to the best health care
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@planterspunch7 @Thomas_Carrieri He just lives rent free in that brain
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@nasdaily @jakejakeny Thank you for sharing this. Praying for you and your family ….
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@JeremyKamali You are not alone. Our entire Hispanic congregation this week. Took flyers and posted them in Houston area.
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@spectatorindex As he walked past his grandmother on the floor … I heard …
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@CodeMonkeyZ If? It’s already in motion and unless I’m reading it incorrectly, he doesn’t have to do anything it’s part of procedure and duty of DNI.
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@boymolish Ummm no Flea treatment? Bed bug ? No way I’m putting that in my house.
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7 months
@kunley_drukpa Hey @peta do your thing
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5 months
@KPRC2 How about how can we report - mismanagement of funds on water contracts from the city of Houston - Extemely elevated gun and drug crime - A county judge that consistently fails to address needs of the county - roads with such bad potholes that you can barely drive - human…
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@barstoolsports I wish guys like Rodman would Come back. They played the villain and reveled in it … enjoyed it and took the results.
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@clipsthatgohard In America we eat tide pods…
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@RNCResearch I’m no president BUT I haven’t had the time to lay out on the beach in years… how do yo have time to throw away like this?
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2 years
@TimRunsHisMouth They are angry because he’s cultivating a centrist audience willing to question US vs THEM politics. Destroying the game.
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1 year
@TalkinBaseball_ I hate the new rules but …. Things like this make me want to get rid of umps
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@MoreCrazyClips This has to be the famous Florida Man we always hear about ….
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@TheChiefNerd We all know he hates Trump BUT ….listen how he includes the audience. Vilifies them for being Republican voters and then gives his audience the right to hate them. This is extremely dangerous. He is signaling that it’s only logical to hate Americans who support Trump. This…
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@CodifyBaseball Also Cardinals haven’t had this bad of a season since 72 …
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@cj_prin Y’all hiring?
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@JohnBasham @senatemajldr @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden He better enjoy these next years....he won’t win another election. He won’t be able to use the SC card any more....
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@HilzFuld Still here! My friend Pastor Alvin Proctor, Houston TX.
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@BadouJack Cherry picking history is my favorite!!!
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@TalkinBaseball_ What is this ???
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@barstoolsports That’s a 72inch TV
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@TrumpJew2 It’s normalized in their eyes
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@AstrosFuture Straight quote
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@schizohustler Same vibes
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@NoCapFights I don’t speak German but I think he said YOINK!!!
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@MufcSanchoEra @WorldObserver0 Do not kill people mayb?
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@MLB @Angels @Rockies I hear the Ángels even took their janitor …
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@DailyLoud Netflix will probably bring him back…
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@Bornakang We need a forklift on aisle 5….
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@Bornakang You just launched her OF career
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@OliLondonTV All I hear is mansplaning…
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@Rothmus $274 that’s enough to buy 1 brisket 3-4 chickens Salad bags 20 potatoes Beef roast Pork loin Rice Tortillas Bread Oatmeal You’ll eat for 1-2 weeks with all that … well in Texas.
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@mplpodcast305 People saying this is unrealistic just don’t know. Saw my mom do this for my dad for years without tik tok or anywhere to post. You cook the day of because Hispanic women don’t want their husband to eat old food and what they cooked will be breakfast and lunch for everybody at…
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@Rangers Until …
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@crazyclipsonly Ain’t no way that are going straight …
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@Rothmus Nope Buy Water Bread Lunch meat Chicken Salad bags Potatoes Rice Throw all the crap away. You’ll have more and spend less.
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@greg_price11 Someone should tell them game of thrones ended a few years ago
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@CodeMonkeyZ All at Walter Reed....Sounds like a shop meeting to me.
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@EricAbbenante Also why he will never be elected for anything again in his career…
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@cotupacs It’s a left over theory connected to pizza gate. They had to wear boot to cover ankle monitors because they were caught doing something illegal usually an accusation of pedophilia involvement….
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@greg_price11 The President of Mexico Cici.....????
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@Imposter_Edits If I was the guy I would have a copy of everything in an envelope ready to hand over.
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@KimIversenShow The idea that Jews need to go back from where they came from when you say that you don’t realize that it is one of the most antisemitic statements that a person can make. This is exactly what was said in 1940. People wanted them to go back where they came from when they years of…
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